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 Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface  | |||
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PS: Lois, I wrote you a nice reply on the other thread | |||
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"Yippee " Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! | |||
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"Back for a spot more jibber jabber before nocturnal sleeping
PS: Lois, I wrote you a nice reply on the other thread "I saw it thank you  | |||
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"Back for a spot more jibber jabber before nocturnal sleeping
PS: Lois, I wrote you a nice reply on the other thread "I'm sure you'll find a fabber for jibber jabber. | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations!" Woop woop | |||
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"Evening you nocturnal beauties x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notts. Smileyface | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! Woop woop " Yeah! | |||
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"Boo" Anyone there??  | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! Woop woop " Yay for you CG x | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! Woop woop Yay for you CG x" I took inspiration from you. Xx | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! Woop woop Yay for you CG x I took inspiration from you. Xx" Ah I am out of practice. I need to hone my skills again | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! Woop woop Yay for you CG x I took inspiration from you. Xx Ah I am out of practice. I need to hone my skills again "You have a pretty full Firstface loyalty card, Lois | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! Woop woop Yay for you CG x I took inspiration from you. Xx Ah I am out of practice. I need to hone my skills again "I pretty sure you're a very skillful lady.  | |||
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"Evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. How are you doing? Smileyface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all others!" Yes! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. Happy Wednesday. Smileyface | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! Woop woop Yay for you CG x I took inspiration from you. Xx Ah I am out of practice. I need to hone my skills again
You have a pretty full Firstface loyalty card, Lois "I still don't know what I get from Jim for my loyaltyface firstface bonusface cardface. Maybe it will be a kissontheface or a kickupthearseface | |||
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"Yippee Yippee indeed, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Congratulations! Woop woop Yay for you CG x I took inspiration from you. Xx Ah I am out of practice. I need to hone my skills again
You have a pretty full Firstface loyalty card, Lois
I still don't know what I get from Jim for my loyaltyface firstface bonusface cardface. Maybe it will be a kissontheface or a kickupthearseface
"You get a Erect Jim Special Firstface FirstPlace surprise | |||
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"Boo You made me jump." How high? | |||
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"https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/health/coronavirus-covid19/2020/04/14/music-teachers-effort-goes-global/ " Jim, are you Mr Austin? Most people make their Fab age younger | |||
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"Boo Anyone there?? "Nope | |||
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"Lol good morning now I’m good thank you just wide awake "Good man. | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope "Didn't think so. Nothing to see here | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all others! Yes! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. Happy Wednesday. Smileyface" My day is now made by your blessing and thus, shall be a great one. Greensmileyface | |||
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"https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/health/coronavirus-covid19/2020/04/14/music-teachers-effort-goes-global/ Jim, are you Mr Austin? Most people make their Fab age younger "Haha. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all others! Yes! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. Happy Wednesday. Smileyface My day is now made by your blessing and thus, shall be a great one. Greensmileyface " Ayyyyyyyy. | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here "Never is here | |||
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"Boo You made me jump. How high? This high." That's do high... Sorry | |||
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"Boo You made me jump. How high? This high. That's do high... Sorry" Ffs so | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here "Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here "We see you, dude | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy "To be sure To be sore | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
We see you, dude "Do you need  | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore"Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it?  | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore
Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it? "What's sore ? I'm not... He might be | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore
Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it?
What's sore ?
I'm not...
He might be "You said it | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore
Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it?
What's sore ?
I'm not...
He might be "He's been spanking the one eyed monkey too many times | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore
Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it?
What's sore ?
I'm not...
He might be
He's been spanking the one eyed monkey too many times "There seems to be lots of spanking occurring all over the place at the moment | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore
Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it?
What's sore ?
I'm not...
He might be
He's been spanking the one eyed monkey too many times
There seems to be lots of spanking occurring all over the place at the moment "A hand may have connected with my bum just earlier  | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore
Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it?
What's sore ?
I'm not...
He might be
He's been spanking the one eyed monkey too many times
There seems to be lots of spanking occurring all over the place at the moment
A hand may have connected with my bum just earlier "No spanking what so ever here! He isn't me or him So riddle me that I'd like to spank others arses but that's saying too much.... | |||
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thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with! | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with! "Morning They have no stamina | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore
Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it?
What's sore ?
I'm not...
He might be
He's been spanking the one eyed monkey too many times
There seems to be lots of spanking occurring all over the place at the moment
A hand may have connected with my bum just earlier
No spanking what so ever here!
He isn't me or him
So riddle me that
I'd like to spank others arses but that's saying too much.... "Any arses you'd like to spank, Mr Invisible?? | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning
They have no stamina "That must be it, or I'm very boring! | |||
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"Boo Anyone there??
Nope
Didn't think so. Nothing to see here
Never is here
Awwww. I'm sure you're nice guy
To be sure
To be sore
Why is it sore? What have you been doing to it?
What's sore ?
I'm not...
He might be
He's been spanking the one eyed monkey too many times
There seems to be lots of spanking occurring all over the place at the moment
A hand may have connected with my bum just earlier
No spanking what so ever here!
He isn't me or him
So riddle me that
I'd like to spank others arses but that's saying too much....
Any arses you'd like to spank, Mr Invisible?? "If only you knew | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with! "We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet. Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee?? | |||
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"Morning Samis x" Morning! | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet.
Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee?? "It's about that time | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning
They have no stamina
That must be it, or I'm very boring! "Former Former Former Never the latter | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet.
Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee??
It's about that time "I'm thinking it's more than a wee tonight, he's been gone a while | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet.
Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee??
It's about that time "I'm gonna go try this | |||
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"Morning Samis x Morning!
Loving your pics x "Thank you | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning
They have no stamina
That must be it, or I'm very boring!
Former
Former
Former
Never the latter "Haha! Some have woken up again! Must have got second wind! | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet.
Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee??
It's about that time
I'm thinking it's more than a wee tonight, he's been gone a while "Hmmm.. Must be bedtime | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning
They have no stamina
That must be it, or I'm very boring!
Former
Former
Former
Never the latter
Haha! Some have woken up again! Must have got second wind! "Kick their asses from me too | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with! "Morning | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet.
Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee??
It's about that time
I'm gonna go try this "Yes, just be careful first time, there is an art to it | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning
They have no stamina
That must be it, or I'm very boring!
Former
Former
Former
Never the latter
Haha! Some have woken up again! Must have got second wind!
Kick their asses from me too "love | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning "Morning, lovely how's you? | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet.
Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee??
It's about that time
I'm gonna go try this
Yes, just be careful first time, there is an art to it "What's the art? You want to do it for me  | |||
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"Goodnight nocturnal friends, I have work in the morning "Goodnight Have fun working | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning
Morning, lovely how's you?"Not sleepy yet that’s for sure  | |||
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"Goodnight nocturnal friends, I have work in the morning "Na night! Xx | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet.
Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee??
It's about that time
I'm gonna go try this
Yes, just be careful first time, there is an art to it
What's the art?
You want to do it for me "Why are you giving me the cross look? | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning
Morning, lovely how's you?
Not sleepy yet that’s for sure "Oh bless you...x | |||
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"I'm gonna have a packet of prawn cocktail crisps, there's not many in there, but I'll share anyway x ", Hello Ace . I'll share with you x | |||
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"Good evening all xxx" Morning! Xx | |||
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"Good evening all xxx Morning! Xx" I stand ‘correctly’ corrected! Lol How is everyone today? | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
We don't sleep much in here, though Jim has gone quiet.
Jim, have you gone for a sit down wee??
It's about that time
I'm gonna go try this
Yes, just be careful first time, there is an art to it
What's the art?
You want to do it for me
Why are you giving me the cross look? "Well you were flirting | |||
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"Morning all thought I'd nip in here. Everyone has gone to sleep on the threads I was joining in with!
Morning
Morning, lovely how's you?
Not sleepy yet that’s for sure " how come | |||
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"Good evening all xxx Morning! Xx I stand ‘correctly’ corrected! Lol How is everyone today?" love Haha! Where does the time go? All good here howz you? | |||
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"I'm gonna have a packet of prawn cocktail crisps, there's not many in there, but I'll share anyway x ,
Hello Ace . I'll share with you x"Hiya Samiss, you're more than welcome, I think I've got way too many snacks here than is good for ma health | |||
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"Good evening all xxx Morning! Xx I stand ‘correctly’ corrected! Lol How is everyone today?" Morning I'm awake That's how one is How are you? | |||
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"I'm gonna have a packet of prawn cocktail crisps, there's not many in there, but I'll share anyway x ,
Hello Ace . I'll share with you x
Hiya Samiss, you're more than welcome, I think I've got way too many snacks here than is good for ma health "I wasnt going to pinch some as you didn't have much but now you do So... what else you sharing | |||
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"Work burning the midnight oil literally " You should upgrade to electric  | |||
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"I'm gonna have a packet of prawn cocktail crisps, there's not many in there, but I'll share anyway x ,
Hello Ace . I'll share with you x
Hiya Samiss, you're more than welcome, I think I've got way too many snacks here than is good for ma health "Doh...I can help you with those Ace | |||
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"Work burning the midnight oil literally You should upgrade to electric " | |||
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"Work burning the midnight oil literally " Loved that band  | |||
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"Good evening all xxx Morning! Xx I stand ‘correctly’ corrected! Lol How is everyone today? Morning I'm awake That's how one is How are you?" Good ty x | |||
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"I'm gonna have a packet of prawn cocktail crisps, there's not many in there, but I'll share anyway x ,
Hello Ace . I'll share with you x
Hiya Samiss, you're more than welcome, I think I've got way too many snacks here than is good for ma health
Doh...I can help you with those Ace "I ran ma freezer down cos it nèeded defrosting a few weeks ago, now I've done a load of batch cooking and I can't fit anything else in
I've also got a bar of Cadbury's Whole Nut in the fridge x | |||
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"I'm gonna have a packet of prawn cocktail crisps, there's not many in there, but I'll share anyway x ,
Hello Ace . I'll share with you x
Hiya Samiss, you're more than welcome, I think I've got way too many snacks here than is good for ma health
Doh...I can help you with those Ace
I ran ma freezer down cos it nèeded defrosting a few weeks ago, now I've done a load of batch cooking and I can't fit anything else in
I've also got a bar of Cadbury's Whole Nut in the fridge x "Noooooo take it out | |||
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"INoooooo take it out "I must admit that I was tempted last night  | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night "Eat or not Just take it out | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out "Where would you prefer me to stick it? | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it? "Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it?
Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold "But ma extra mature cheddar and yoghurt would get lonely  | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it?
Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold
But ma extra mature cheddar and yoghurt would get lonely "Eat the yoghurt and throw the cheese on toast | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it?
Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold
But ma extra mature cheddar and yoghurt would get lonely
Eat the yoghurt and throw the cheese on toast
"The yoghurt goes on ma cereal for breakfast and cheese is for putting on crackers | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it?
Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold
But ma extra mature cheddar and yoghurt would get lonely
Eat the yoghurt and throw the cheese on toast
The yoghurt goes on ma cereal for breakfast and cheese is for putting on crackers " but the cereal and crackers are lonely too | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it?
Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold
But ma extra mature cheddar and yoghurt would get lonely
Eat the yoghurt and throw the cheese on toast
The yoghurt goes on ma cereal for breakfast and cheese is for putting on crackers
but the cereal and crackers are lonely too "But they're not in the fridge though  | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it?
Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold
But ma extra mature cheddar and yoghurt would get lonely
Eat the yoghurt and throw the cheese on toast
The yoghurt goes on ma cereal for breakfast and cheese is for putting on crackers
but the cereal and crackers are lonely too
But they're not in the fridge though "It's worse They're left on the shelf alone | |||
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I’m feeling proper poorly ... | |||
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"Morning Jim / morning night owls I can’t sleep I’m feeling proper poorly ... "Morning night owls  and hugs
Feel better soon
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it?
Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold
But ma extra mature cheddar and yoghurt would get lonely
Eat the yoghurt and throw the cheese on toast
The yoghurt goes on ma cereal for breakfast and cheese is for putting on crackers
but the cereal and crackers are lonely too
But they're not in the fridge though
It's worse
They're left on the shelf alone "I'm sure that they'll be in good company, the crisps and tbe bananas are a laugh a minute | |||
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"INoooooo take it out
I must admit that I was tempted last night
Eat or not
Just take it out
Where would you prefer me to stick it?
Anywhere it's not suffering in the cold
But ma extra mature cheddar and yoghurt would get lonely
Eat the yoghurt and throw the cheese on toast
The yoghurt goes on ma cereal for breakfast and cheese is for putting on crackers
but the cereal and crackers are lonely too
But they're not in the fridge though
It's worse
They're left on the shelf alone
I'm sure that they'll be in good company, the crisps and tbe bananas are a laugh a minute "Ah alright As long as you're not playing favourites | |||
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"Morning Jim / morning night owls I can’t sleep I’m feeling proper poorly ...
Morning night owls
and hugs
Feel better soon
"Thank you | |||
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"I I'm sure that they'll be in good company, the crisps and tbe bananas are a laugh a minute
Ah alright
As long as you're not playing favourites "It's just ma houseplants that I've got to keep an eye on, there's Yeltsin the Yucca, Davina the Dracheana, Susan the Spider plant and Colin the Cactus, you don't even wanna be in the same room when they start arguing | |||
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"I I'm sure that they'll be in good company, the crisps and tbe bananas are a laugh a minute
Ah alright
As long as you're not playing favourites
It's just ma houseplants that I've got to keep an eye on, there's Yeltsin the Yucca, Davina the Dracheana, Susan the Spider plant and Colin the Cactus, you don't even wanna be in the same room when they start arguing "They be sneaky fuckers Send them all to their rooms or separate rooms Save yourself the headache If you find colin in one of the other rooms you know who to blame! | |||
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"Guess its good morning now, I didnt see this last night Jim. You must have put it up very late xx" Hes sneaky like that | |||
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