FabSwingers.com forum: Tuesday Forum Roll Call

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Attention!

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning.

Roll call will finish at 1 pm so don't be late...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Here sah

Foot stomp and salute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attention!

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning.

Roll call will finish at 1 pm so don't be late...

Good morning major Ash.

Private woods ready for action,

Present and correct sir.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Good morning Ash

Here for a bit

Jo x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here sah

Foot stomp and salute "

Morning RM and congrats on being first on the parade ground today.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Morning major ash

Standing but not correctly for roll call

Sorry major

Back to the drawing board

Can I doodle?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Here sah

Foot stomp and salute

Morning RM and congrats on being first on the parade ground today."

One tries sah

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Attention!

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning.

Roll call will finish at 1 pm so don't be late...

Good morning major Ash.

Private woods ready for action,

Present and correct sir.

Morning Corporal Woods....I thought you deserved a promotion...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash

Here for a bit

Jo x

Morning Jo.....Hope you have a lovely day.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attention!

Report here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning.

Roll call will finish at 1 pm so don't be late...

Good morning major Ash.

Private woods ready for action,

Present and correct sir.

Morning Corporal Woods....I thought you deserved a promotion...

Yeeey. Thank you sir. My mam will be so proud.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Morning Major. I've been assigned to admin duty this morning so I'll be ducking in and out of parade practice.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning major ash

Standing but not correctly for roll call

Sorry major

Back to the drawing board

Can I doodle?

Morning invisible beard....Its still early so hopefully you'll be able to stand correctly later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here. Just waiting for the biscuits to come round. Tbf I'm only here for the lunch

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Major. I've been assigned to admin duty this morning so I'll be ducking in and out of parade practice."

Morning Private Genie...Good luck with your admin duties today.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here. Just waiting for the biscuits to come round. Tbf I'm only here for the lunch "

Morning myface....due to supply problems we only have plain digestive biscuits today.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Morning major ash

Standing but not correctly for roll call

Sorry major

Back to the drawing board

Can I doodle?

Morning invisible beard....Its still early so hopefully you'll be able to stand correctly later...

I'll try.... but can I doodle in the mean time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present not very correct but the will to be counts eh?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here sah

Foot stomp and salute

Morning RM and congrats on being first on the parade ground today.

One tries sah"

As you were first today you can be excused from cleaning the barracks this afternoon and can join us in the officers mess for tea and cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Busty is here

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present not very correct but the will to be counts eh?

Morning private TubeRose...where there is a will there is always a way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Very kind sah

Cake sounds good

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Present not very correct but the will to be counts eh?

Would you like some help in getting the correctness?

I'll be gentle

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yes Major Ash

I am present but definitely not correct as its bubble bath time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Major Ash.

Cpl Foxy reporting for the morning role call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Major Ash... My first ever Tuesday roll call!

D people affectionately call you ma

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning major ash

Standing but not correctly for roll call

Sorry major

Back to the drawing board

Can I doodle?

Morning invisible beard....Its still early so hopefully you'll be able to stand correctly later...

I'll try.... but can I doodle in the mean time?"

you have permission to doodle private....

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Morning major ash

Standing but not correctly for roll call

Sorry major

Back to the drawing board

Can I doodle?

Morning invisible beard....Its still early so hopefully you'll be able to stand correctly later...

I'll try.... but can I doodle in the mean time?

you have permission to doodle private....

Ok I'll do it privately as a private major

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Morning

Private Parts standing to attention sir...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Busty is here

Morning Busty.....Thanks for reporting in for duty.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Morning Ash

we are both present this morning

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yes Major Ash

I am present but definitely not correct as its bubble bath time

Morning private Compersion...I hope you have fun in that bubble bath...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Good morning Ash! Reporting for duty (and hoping you and Lor are well!) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash , morning all ! X

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Major Ash.

Cpl Foxy reporting for the morning role call

Good Morning Corporal foxy lady....looking good on roll call today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present! Where else would I be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaguely present

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Popping in and out as when

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Major Ash... My first ever Tuesday roll call!

D people affectionately call you ma

Morning Midnight and welcome to the weekly roll call thread...

Lorna calls me all sorts but sadly not Major Ash...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning

Private Parts standing to attention sir...

Morning Private Parts....Are you ready for duty?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash

we are both present this morning

D."

Morning D and Jo.....Are you both correct?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash! Reporting for duty (and hoping you and Lor are well!) x"

Morning Sergeant Major Meli.....Thanks for reporting in for duty...Lorna and I are both well thank you...I hope you are x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash , morning all ! X"

Good morning DandLB.....How are you guys doing? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

I'm present in body, not so much in mind. I'm not used to these early morning

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present! Where else would I be? "

Morning Daniel....I knew we could count on you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Stands to attention and salutes*

G'morning Major Ash, Sir!

Present, correct and awaiting duties, Sir!

Fuzz

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm absent"

Morning....without leave?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Ash , morning all ! X

Good morning DandLB.....How are you guys doing? x"

Well we haven’t done any damage to each other yet so not bad thanks!!! How are you doing? X

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Vaguely present"

Good Morning private Testarosa....I hope you a good day.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Popping in and out as when

Morning _hillout.....I hope you have fun popping in and out....

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Present, seldom correct

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning

I'm present in body, not so much in mind. I'm not used to these early morning

Good morning MissDoris....I hope your mind will soon be present also...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*Stands to attention and salutes*

G'morning Major Ash, Sir!

Present, correct and awaiting duties, Sir!

Fuzz"

Good morning private Fuzz and than you for reporting in....I will issue your duties for the day shortly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash, morning all. Hope everyone is well and in good spirits

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash , morning all ! X

Good morning DandLB.....How are you guys doing? x

Well we haven’t done any damage to each other yet so not bad thanks!!! How are you doing? X"

We keep forgetting what day it is but I dont think we have gone insane just yet! X

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present, seldom correct "

Morning private sheikh.....I had a feeling you were seldom correct....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Morning Ash

we are both present this morning

Morning D and Jo.....Are you both correct?...

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Stands to attention and salutes*

G'morning Major Ash, Sir!

Present, correct and awaiting duties, Sir!

Fuzz

Good morning private Fuzz and than you for reporting in....I will issue your duties for the day shortly..

Very good Sir!

Sir! Permission to leave the barracks at thirteen hundred hours to attend to private Peach's privates? Sir!

Fuzz

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash, morning all. Hope everyone is well and in good spirits

Good morning private Zipper...I hope you are well and in good spirits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vaguely present

Good Morning private Testarosa....I hope you a good day.

Thanks, Ash, I hope you and Lorna are keeping well xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"*Stands to attention and salutes*

G'morning Major Ash, Sir!

Present, correct and awaiting duties, Sir!

Fuzz

Good morning private Fuzz and than you for reporting in....I will issue your duties for the day shortly..

Very good Sir!

Sir! Permission to leave the barracks at thirteen hundred hours to attend to private Peach's privates? Sir!

Fuzz"

Permission is granted Private Fuzz to attend to Private Peaches privates...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Ash.

I am here.

Awake, alert, enthusiastic...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Vaguely present

Good Morning private Testarosa....I hope you a good day.

Thanks, Ash, I hope you and Lorna are keeping well xx"

We are both doing well thank you....On a mission to get some supplies in this afternoon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Ash, morning all. Hope everyone is well and in good spirits

Good morning private Zipper...I hope you are well and in good spirits....

I am well and happy thank you mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam Tender reporting for another day in the grind.

I’m

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning Ash.

I am here.

Awake, alert, enthusiastic...

Morning Captain Lick....you sound very enthusiastic to carry out your duties

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sam Tender reporting for another day in the grind.

I’m

Morning Private Sam.......I hope you have another successful day in the grind...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Reporting in waiting for my daily GP call

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting in waiting for my daily GP call "

Morning private Voddy....Hope you speak to your GP soon...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Present and mainly correct Major Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Reporting for duty ash ... hows everyone today

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Morning comrades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning SIR!! present and correct (salutes)

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By *avelovesfeetMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm here and looking for someone to chat with

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Reporting for duty Sir!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm nether present or correct.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm nether present or correct. "
I'm sure that's not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone; I’ll have to be excused duties for the week. The neighbour has come down with the virus so I’ll be confined to barracks....... if it helps I’ll be shouting encouraging remarks and doing nude helicopter impressions through the window

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'm nether present or correct. "

Ya can't turn up for parade in just your socks ! Where's ya boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nether present or correct.

Ya can't turn up for parade in just your socks ! Where's ya boots

Yes I can, I'm sleeping with the boss!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and mainly correct Major Ash

Morning private SMP.....anything to report in to HQ so far?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"I'm nether present or correct.

Ya can't turn up for parade in just your socks ! Where's ya boots

Yes I can, I'm sleeping with the boss!

Forget i said anything mam

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hello

Hello Queen Leviosa....Are you ready for duty?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for duty ash ... hows everyone today"

Morning private just me.....thanks for reporting in for duty

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning comrades

Morning comrade sensual.....are you ready for duty?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning SIR!! present and correct (salutes) "

Morning...Salutes back to private MrMc...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here and looking for someone to chat with "

I hope you find someone to chat with.

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By *aughtycplStokeCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Morning all

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for duty Sir!!"

Thanks for reporting in sexy squirrels

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm nether present or correct. "

Hola mi amor guapa

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning everyone; I’ll have to be excused duties for the week. The neighbour has come down with the virus so I’ll be confined to barracks....... if it helps I’ll be shouting encouraging remarks and doing nude helicopter impressions through the window

Morning private danny...sorry to hear about your neighbour....you are excused from duties but have permission to shout from your window

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hello all

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning all"

Good morning....thanks for reporting in

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Morning comrades

Morning comrade sensual.....are you ready for duty?"

Always ready Sir

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hello all

Hello happy......I hope you have a good Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello Queen Leviosa....Are you ready for duty?

Always!

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Hello all

Hello happy......I hope you have a good Tuesday

thank you you too!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hello

Hello Queen Leviosa....Are you ready for duty?

Always!"

Thats what I like to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for duty general Ash. What's today actions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning major

Reporting for duty xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for duty general Ash. What's today actions? "

Thanks for reporting MG....today's actions are to make sure everyone is standing 2 meters apart.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Just sneaking in before the deadline

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here sir

Afternoon corporal nora....anything exciting to report in to HQ?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good morning major

Reporting for duty xx"

Morning private Kat....I hope you're well x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just sneaking in before the deadline

Morning KC..

still half an hour to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning major

Reporting for duty xx

Morning private Kat....I hope you're well x"

Yes how about yourself and Lorna xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

This is Ground Control to Major Ash x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm late.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Tardy

Maybe tarty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit late. Soz Sir.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sorry I'm late."

But I used a condom

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Morning

Private Parts standing to attention sir...

Morning Private Parts....Are you ready for duty?"

Ready for action sir , all quiet at the moment tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attennnnnnshun! Reporting in for any duties that allow me to sit on my arse. Sir!

Peach

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Quick hello before I’m off again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attennnnnnshun! Reporting in for any duties that allow me to be spanked on my arse. Sir!

Peach

Correction private Peach

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here sah

Foot stomp and salute

Morning RM and congrats on being first on the parade ground today.

One tries sah"

Nice anagram.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Sorry I’m late , thought it was Monday

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