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A to z of Bad, silly excuses for meets

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A to z of silly excuses for meets

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Ass needs attention

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Bum fun required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crack needs licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick needs sucked

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Dick needs a wetwipe and we're out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls need draining

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Erogenous zones need attending to

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saves on bog roll....

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Earlobes need nibbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely horny x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Elephant balls need draining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling extremely horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erogenous zones need attending to"

That’s a valid reason. I’ll leave the door unlocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddling with fingers isnt fulfilling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A to z of silly excuses for meets"

Ex is in town, can I come to your place?

OR

(Answer from Hell) Ebola didn't kill many people, cOvId iS jUsT tEh fLUuuuu

NOTE: I know full well how serious Covid is and have learnt my lesson the hard way. PLEASE understand that I was making a very black and possibly ill-timed attempt at a joke.

I absolutely DO NOT, never have and NEVER EVER WILL condone physical meets in this climate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A to z of silly excuses for meets

Ex is in town, can I come to your place?

OR

(Answer from Hell) Ebola didn't kill many people, cOvId iS jUsT tEh fLUuuuu

NOTE: I know full well how serious Covid is and have learnt my lesson the hard way. PLEASE understand that I was making a very black and possibly ill-timed attempt at a joke.

I absolutely DO NOT, never have and NEVER EVER WILL condone physical meets in this climate"

G - Girlfriend is foing my nut in can I come to yours?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Fantasy fulfilment of impregnating hot wife to disclose on thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdy hunk. Hook up? EeeeeHaaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irritable itch for being inspected.

Juices flowing. Jesus just give me some jizz for balancing ph.

Kicking myself over not getting kinky enough the time before lockdown.

Lockdown lament. Lick me good.

Minge moaning about not enough maintenance.

No. Yes. No. Yes. Maybe. Ok no will power. Yes to a meet.

Oh oh.. ohhh oooh there... orgasm deprived.

Panties or knickers. Let's discuss this predicament in your pool.

Questioning my sexual quirks. Quarantine related.

Roaring for rebellious rendevous.

Spicy or sweet. Saviour me and save my sanity

Troublesome thoughts and temper in need of pleasurable torment.

U u u.. will do.

Very well entertaining vixen. Viewing recommended.

Whoa. It has been a while. Would you?

Xxx need a fixxx?

Yesterday I needed you. You filthy animal you.

Zilch. Nada. Zero. Let's restart the meet counter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ants have made a nest in my bedroom and I hvave myrmecophobia

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bellends needed in empty church

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