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"In response to POF, of course sweet prince." You’re a good soul | |||
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"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display?" Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring? | |||
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"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted " I’m sure I told you that you’re in! If not Well You’re in | |||
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"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success. Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack. This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent. There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF. Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake." I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!! | |||
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"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display? Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring? " That’s the one! And springs. Lots of different springs. | |||
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"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success. Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack. This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent. There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF. Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake. I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!!" Me either to be honest | |||
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"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display? Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring? That’s the one! And springs. Lots of different springs. " Ah yes, and random rusty wire that gets stuck to any fabric. | |||
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"You have red velvet cake ... so I'm offering my help
God bless you "You're welcome. I do a great primary school level Spring display. | |||
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"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display? Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring? That’s the one! And springs. Lots of different springs. Ah yes, and random rusty wire that gets stuck to any fabric. " Forgot about the dog shit  | |||
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"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success. Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack. This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent. There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF. Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake. I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!!" Neither does anyone else... alcohol or chocolate overdose might help | |||
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"You have red velvet cake ... so I'm offering my help
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I do a great primary school level Spring display. "Fab! You can help Keeley (please remember social distancing!) | |||
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"Can someone please start on the ‘spring’ wall display? Is that the one with the dead daisy's, dry grass, used condoms and dirty needles? The true British spring? That’s the one! And springs. Lots of different springs. Ah yes, and random rusty wire that gets stuck to any fabric. Forgot about the dog shit "Ah fuck We can improvise with our own, it’s okay | |||
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"You have red velvet cake ... so I'm offering my help
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I do a great primary school level Spring display.
Fab! You can help Keeley (please remember social distancing!)"We will  | |||
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"I dont know if I qualify for the clique as an occasional poster but starting to be more regular haha" You can join We’re welcoming everyone with open arms
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"I'm in yawn lady's clique, she's hawt and more exclusive innit.... "Have fun  | |||
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"I dont know if I qualify for the clique as an occasional poster but starting to be more regular haha" Do you annoy many people? If so, you're in! | |||
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before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.  | |||
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"I dont know if I qualify for the clique as an occasional poster but starting to be more regular haha Do you annoy many people? If so, you're in!" I kill lots of threads...so probably. | |||
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"Do we get to pick if it’s queenie or pof we sleep with for the application purposes? " Oh aye, go on then | |||
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"Is sex with PoF compulsory?" No it is not It is encouraged | |||
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"Do we get to pick if it’s queenie or pof we sleep with for the application purposes? Oh aye, go on then " Bend over then, your majesty | |||
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"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected. "I’ll accept ya | |||
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"Do we get to pick if it’s queenie or pof we sleep with for the application purposes? Oh aye, go on then Bend over then, your majesty " Fuck that’s hot | |||
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"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.
I’ll accept ya "Yay, I have been admiring you bald head from a far!  | |||
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"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.
I’ll accept ya
Yay, I have been admiring you bald head from a far! "I’ll let you rub it  | |||
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"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.
I’ll accept ya
Yay, I have been admiring you bald head from a far!
I may need to practice my rubbing skills first!
I’ll let you rub it " | |||
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"Pathetic thread" The small penis humiliation guy is in swingers chat. He'd love you. | |||
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"Pathetic thread The small penis humiliation guy is in swingers chat. He'd love you. "  | |||
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"Pathetic thread" It's just a bit of fun. People need light hearted silliness at times like this. I take it you don't want to join | |||
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"Pathetic thread" I notice this is your first post you’ve replied to - welcome to the forums! | |||
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"Ummmm OP I have tried flirting before with POF and it has gone unnoticed so I think my application has already been firmly rejected.
I’ll accept ya
Yay, I have been admiring you bald head from a far!
I may need to practice my rubbing skills first!
I’ll let you rub it "It’s all fuzzy. | |||
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"Is sex with PoF compulsory? No it is not It is encouraged " Go òn then, I'll give it a go | |||
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"Is sex with PoF compulsory? No it is not It is encouraged Go òn then, I'll give it a go " You’re a trooper | |||
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"Is sex with PoF compulsory? No it is not It is encouraged Go òn then, I'll give it a go " Taking one for the team ace.... kudos  | |||
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"Can I join in. I'll bring some chocolate brownie or courgette cake for the health conscious people" Yeah! | |||
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"Can I join in. I'll bring some chocolate brownie or courgette cake for the health conscious people Yeah!" Thanks what we got to do then Haha | |||
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"Can I join in. I'll bring some chocolate brownie or courgette cake for the health conscious people Yeah! Thanks what we got to do then Haha " No idea | |||
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"Pathetic thread" We could do with you to join, we need someone to kill the party when it gets too much fun. | |||
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"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted I’m sure I told you that you’re in! If not Well You’re in" YEEESS... I've finally made it | |||
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"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted I’m sure I told you that you’re in! If not Well You’re in YEEESS... I've finally made it" You’re finally cool | |||
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"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted I’m sure I told you that you’re in! If not Well You’re in YEEESS... I've finally made it You’re finally cool"  fonze cool or slightly tepid cool | |||
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"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted I’m sure I told you that you’re in! If not Well You’re in YEEESS... I've finally made it You’re finally cool fonze cool or slightly tepid cool"The coolest of cool | |||
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"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted I’m sure I told you that you’re in! If not Well You’re in YEEESS... I've finally made it You’re finally cool fonze cool or slightly tepid cool"Ice cold! | |||
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"Is sex with PoF compulsory? No it is not It is encouraged Go òn then, I'll give it a go Taking one for the team ace.... kudos "He probably would only have Queenie to shag otherwise | |||
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"Ffs can you just let me in I'm as needy as fuck and want to be accepted I’m sure I told you that you’re in! If not Well You’re in YEEESS... I've finally made it You’re finally cool fonze cool or slightly tepid cool
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"Is sex with PoF compulsory? No it is not It is encouraged Go òn then, I'll give it a go Taking one for the team ace.... kudos
He probably would only have Queenie to shag otherwise "Yea and nobody wants that! | |||
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"Good Evening! Im in no way cool enough for any hypothetical clique, but I'm really good at admin - how about I be the official clique secretary? I can take the minutes of meetings, and then burn the records so that no one can ever know about us. Ps - I assume sex with PoF is still a requirement even though I'm not technically a member? Theres gotta be some perks to the job.... " Yea sure. No eye contact though please | |||
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"Good Evening! Im in no way cool enough for any hypothetical clique, but I'm really good at admin - how about I be the official clique secretary? I can take the minutes of meetings, and then burn the records so that no one can ever know about us. Ps - I assume sex with PoF is still a requirement even though I'm not technically a member? Theres gotta be some perks to the job.... Yea sure. No eye contact though please " Can I watch/record? | |||
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"Is sex with PoF compulsory? No it is not It is encouraged Go òn then, I'll give it a go Taking one for the team ace.... kudos
He probably would only have Queenie to shag otherwise
Yea and nobody wants that!"
I certainly wouldn’t mind watching | |||
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"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go" It’s still ongoing my dear x | |||
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"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go It’s still ongoing my dear x" Woohoo! Here's my form, let me know if POF still wants a party piece demonstration...if not, I'll remove these ping pong balls if you don't mind | |||
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"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success. Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack. This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent. There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF. Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake. I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!!" Same. | |||
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"Can I reverse my decision not to join yesterday .. after a long restless evening, thinking I need a group to be in, I’ve come to my senses and see this as a perfect opportunity to be the miserable grumpy witty bastard in the corner who comes alive every now and again to put a smile or look of disbelief on ppls faces "Just the kind of man we need! You’re in | |||
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"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go It’s still ongoing my dear x Woohoo! Here's my form, let me know if POF still wants a party piece demonstration...if not, I'll remove these ping pong balls if you don't mind" I’m sure he’ll love it | |||
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"Can I reverse my decision not to join yesterday .. after a long restless evening, thinking I need a group to be in, I’ve come to my senses and see this as a perfect opportunity to be the miserable grumpy witty bastard in the corner who comes alive every now and again to put a smile or look of disbelief on ppls faces
Just the kind of man we need! You’re in"Thank u princes | |||
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"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go It’s still ongoing my dear x Woohoo! Here's my form, let me know if POF still wants a party piece demonstration...if not, I'll remove these ping pong balls if you don't mind" I am very intrigued to see this | |||
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"Can I reverse my decision not to join yesterday .. after a long restless evening, thinking I need a group to be in, I’ve come to my senses and see this as a perfect opportunity to be the miserable grumpy witty bastard in the corner who comes alive every now and again to put a smile or look of disbelief on ppls faces
Just the kind of man we need! You’re in
Thank u princes "I’m a Queen | |||
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"Can I reverse my decision not to join yesterday .. after a long restless evening, thinking I need a group to be in, I’ve come to my senses and see this as a perfect opportunity to be the miserable grumpy witty bastard in the corner who comes alive every now and again to put a smile or look of disbelief on ppls faces
Just the kind of man we need! You’re in
Thank u princes
I’m a Queen"Told u, I’d make you respond from a comment from the corner | |||
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"Dammit, can't believe I missed the recruitment drive again...I had my application form all filled out, party piece rehearsed and a tray of mini egg brownies ready to go It’s still ongoing my dear x Woohoo! Here's my form, let me know if POF still wants a party piece demonstration...if not, I'll remove these ping pong balls if you don't mind I am very intrigued to see this" I brought you some safety goggles and a hard hat. Health and safety, innit | |||
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"I haven't been in for 3 or 4 days, have I lost my job?  "No you’re still in don’t worry honeypie | |||
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"Going well so far I think. We have a few new members, so that’s a success. Some of our members have gone underground during lockdown and we need some new members to pick up the slack. This will be on a temporary basis, with the possibility of your place becoming permanent. There is a length interview process and potentially sex with POF. Anyone wish to apply? We have monthly meetings (currently we do these over skype) and someone usually brings cake. I've read the whole of this thread and I may be thick but I haven't a clue what's going on!!! Same. " Mornington Crescent | |||
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