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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...How long would you scream in terror for before it sunk in how hard you hit rock bottom last night

I would say a good 47 minutes for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reckon I’d still be screaming from the pegging

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"...How long would you scream in terror for before it sunk in how hard you hit rock bottom last night

I would say a good 47 minutes for me"

47 mins? Bitch the chloroform would be coming back out at 46

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely thought you had some kind of Super Mario World sex fantasy, until I saw the user with that name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reckon I’d still be screaming from the pegging"

You can't scream if I stitch your mouth shut. More of a muffled hum

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Genuinely thought you had some kind of Super Mario World sex fantasy, until I saw the user with that name lol"

Same here man, my first thought was "this lad is eating too many mushrooms!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely thought you had some kind of Super Mario World sex fantasy, until I saw the user with that name lol

Same here man, my first thought was "this lad is eating too many mushrooms!""

He wants me to eat his mushroom. I'm her btw, just couldn't be arsed switching profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sow the wind OP, you reap the whirlwind that is PP.....

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Genuinely thought you had some kind of Super Mario World sex fantasy, until I saw the user with that name lol

Same here man, my first thought was "this lad is eating too many mushrooms!"

He wants me to eat his mushroom. I'm her btw, just couldn't be arsed switching profiles.

Looks like it's safer to let Bowser keep you locked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sow the wind OP, you reap the whirlwind that is PP.....

Aye. I've plenty of misguided rage and pain to envelope an unsuspecting gobshite in.

I'm so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely thought you had some kind of Super Mario World sex fantasy, until I saw the user with that name lol

Same here man, my first thought was "this lad is eating too many mushrooms!"

He wants me to eat his mushroom. I'm her btw, just couldn't be arsed switching profiles.

Looks like it's safer to let Bowser keep you locked up

I kicked Bowsers arse with bells on. Just let him think he was 'ard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would probably be screaming, not me!

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Genuinely thought you had some kind of Super Mario World sex fantasy, until I saw the user with that name lol

Same here man, my first thought was "this lad is eating too many mushrooms!"

He wants me to eat his mushroom. I'm her btw, just couldn't be arsed switching profiles.

Looks like it's safer to let Bowser keep you locked up

I kicked Bowsers arse with bells on. Just let him think he was 'ard.

Then waited for mario to rescue you and cuckolded him?

This is turning into some weird ass scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I'll try again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She would probably be screaming, not me!"

I wouldn't have woken.... I'd have stayed up all night collecting hair, fingernail clippings and fart crystals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'd have the lung capacity to scream after she would have inevitably Dutch ovened me.

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By *hostwolfMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

I'd at least go a couple more rounds

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"She would probably be screaming, not me!

I wouldn't have woken.... I'd have stayed up all night collecting hair, fingernail clippings and fart crystals

It’s good when your hobby is the same as your job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...How long would you scream in terror for before it sunk in how hard you hit rock bottom last night

I would say a good 47 minutes for me"

I'd scream, but it wouldn't be in terror, hell no.

I'd also have to spend a good few days in said bed with her in the interests of research for the question...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely thought you had some kind of Super Mario World sex fantasy, until I saw the user with that name lol

Same here man, my first thought was "this lad is eating too many mushrooms!"

He wants me to eat his mushroom. I'm her btw, just couldn't be arsed switching profiles.

Looks like it's safer to let Bowser keep you locked up

I kicked Bowsers arse with bells on. Just let him think he was 'ard.

Then waited for mario to rescue you and cuckolded him?

This is turning into some weird ass scenario"

You have no idea how warped I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I'd have the lung capacity to scream after she would have inevitably Dutch ovened me.

In my best Elaine Paige voice...... "he knows me so well"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd at least go a couple more rounds

No terror? Jeebus. You must be some kind of superhero from satan's left nutsack

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Genuinely thought you had some kind of Super Mario World sex fantasy, until I saw the user with that name lol

Same here man, my first thought was "this lad is eating too many mushrooms!"

He wants me to eat his mushroom. I'm her btw, just couldn't be arsed switching profiles.

Looks like it's safer to let Bowser keep you locked up

I kicked Bowsers arse with bells on. Just let him think he was 'ard.

Then waited for mario to rescue you and cuckolded him?

This is turning into some weird ass scenario

You have no idea how warped I am.

I glanced at your profile, I have an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She would probably be screaming, not me!

I wouldn't have woken.... I'd have stayed up all night collecting hair, fingernail clippings and fart crystals

It’s good when your hobby is the same as your job

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wouldn't, I'll stick the kettle on and have a natter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't, I'll stick the kettle on and have a natter. "

And doggo snuggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I'd consider myself extremely lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be crapping myself in case she thought I’d been anywhere near B!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She would probably be screaming, not me!

I wouldn't have woken.... I'd have stayed up all night collecting hair, fingernail clippings and fart crystals

Wtf are fart crystals?

And you know we would ha e just got pissed and gossiped all night!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The screams would be about breaking our friendship code but then she'd slap me upside the head (as she does) fart in my face and point out that we topped and tailed and she'd built a wall out of books down the middle of the bed to prevent "sleep wandering hands" so shenanigans hadn't happened and honour was intact and all was well with the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I'd consider myself extremely lucky. "

And you'd be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be crapping myself in case she thought I’d been anywhere near B! "

I know not what you mean. *snarls*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She would probably be screaming, not me!

I wouldn't have woken.... I'd have stayed up all night collecting hair, fingernail clippings and fart crystals

Wtf are fart crystals?

And you know we would ha e just got pissed and gossiped all night!"

You know when you smell a fart? That's fart crystals that is. Little poo particles invading your nasal cavity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The screams would be about breaking our friendship code but then she'd slap me upside the head (as she does) fart in my face and point out that we topped and tailed and she'd built a wall out of books down the middle of the bed to prevent "sleep wandering hands" so shenanigans hadn't happened and honour was intact and all was well with the world "

I'd sing you to sleep with a lullaby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She would probably be screaming, not me!

I wouldn't have woken.... I'd have stayed up all night collecting hair, fingernail clippings and fart crystals

Wtf are fart crystals?

And you know we would ha e just got pissed and gossiped all night!

You know when you smell a fart? That's fart crystals that is. Little poo particles invading your nasal cavity

collecting your own then, I never fart!

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

That's some language coming from a classy bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

Cunny cunny cunty cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She would probably be screaming, not me!

I wouldn't have woken.... I'd have stayed up all night collecting hair, fingernail clippings and fart crystals

Wtf are fart crystals?

And you know we would ha e just got pissed and gossiped all night!

You know when you smell a fart? That's fart crystals that is. Little poo particles invading your nasal cavity

collecting your own then, I never fart!

I can feel yours tickling my nose hair from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

That's some language coming from a classy bird

I taught her well

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

That's some language coming from a classy bird

I taught her well

Taught or corrupted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

That's some language coming from a classy bird

I taught her well

Taught or corrupted?

Who do you think I am, Darth Vader the anal invader?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’d be too busy looking for a gas mask to scream

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

That's some language coming from a classy bird

I taught her well

Taught or corrupted?

Who do you think I am, Darth Vader the anal invader?

Definitely from the dark side anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

Cunny cunny cunty cunt

Truly cuntish

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

"Not even for a second. She’s a sound cunt

Cunny cunny cunty cunt

Truly cuntish

You two sound like a dangerous combination together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like her boobs, so only seven minutes

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