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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?

Should I distract it first and then take its head off?

So cute, but so tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sledgehammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for the jugular from behind

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?

Should I distract it first and then take its head off?

So cute, but so tasty "
send it to me. I forgot all about buying myself anything for Easter

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?

Should I distract it first and then take its head off?

So cute, but so tasty send it to me. I forgot all about buying myself anything for Easter "

Oops, too late!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awww so cute we won the massive one last year and I couldn’t bear to eat it eventually had to but

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?

Should I distract it first and then take its head off?

So cute, but so tasty "

Fridge it til nice and crisp.

Then club to death with any blunt object whilst still in its foil so you don't end up with bunny all over the place.

That would be a waste.

Either that or decapitate and fill with baileys and use as a drinking vessel.

A

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Fellate the ears; rim the scut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?

Should I distract it first and then take its head off?

So cute, but so tasty

Fridge it til nice and crisp.

Then club to death with any blunt object whilst still in its foil so you don't end up with bunny all over the place.

That would be a waste.

Either that or decapitate and fill with baileys and

use as a drinking vessel

Oh nice need to give that a try .

A"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Bite it's bum

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Awww so cute we won the massive one last year and I couldn’t bear to eat it eventually had to but "

You had me at massive one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have to eat the ears first, then probably go for the bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to bite their little tails off first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fridge or no fridge first?

Fridge every time for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fridge or no fridge first?

Fridge every time for me"

Makes them a bit stiffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microwave it and mix in rice crispies

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Brutally and without mercy

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Re-enact the japanese garden swordfight at the end of Kill Bill Vol.1, then claim your decapitated reward.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"To dispatch a Lindt chocolate bunny?

Should I distract it first and then take its head off?

So cute, but so tasty

Fridge it til nice and crisp.

Then club to death with any blunt object whilst still in its foil so you don't end up with bunny all over the place.

That would be a waste.

Either that or decapitate and fill with baileys and use as a drinking vessel.

A"

Oh I couldn't bludgeon a bunny, chocolate or otherwise.

I think decapitation is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fridge or no fridge first?

Fridge every time for me

Makes them a bit stiffer"

Love stiff chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoot it with air rifle

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Bite it's bum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start with easy bits - ears, legs - that you can break off and work your way up to the head, which you can enjoy last.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I once kept a white chocolate owl for ages because I couldn't bear to eat it. I called it Oswald. I eventually decapitated him and ate it, but I felt like I should have called the RSPCA at the same time

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I always have to eat the ears first, then probably go for the bum. "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head off, baileys in, straw, enjoy

S

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Why do you need to take it's head off to dispatch it?

Can you not just put it in a box and hand it to the Post Office or even DHL/UPS etc?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"shoot it with air rifle"

Now there's an idea, if you dont mind spitting out bits of shot afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shoot it with air rifle

Now there's an idea, if you dont mind spitting out bits of shot afterwards "

Slide it inside and let whoever tickles your fancy devour it with there tongue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it see your boobs then as it's mesmerized and hard bite it's head off and wait for the screaming lol x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I once kept a white chocolate owl for ages because I couldn't bear to eat it. I called it Oswald. I eventually decapitated him and ate it, but I felt like I should have called the RSPCA at the same time "

Haha poor Oswald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually start from the inside , so the bunny is unaware. Other than the feeling of something eating inside it.

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

If you are a vegan? Such a dilemma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put. The bunny. Down.

(And give it to me!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shoot it with air rifle

Now there's an idea, if you dont mind spitting out bits of shot afterwards "

Lose a lot of chocolate too. Forget that one

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've....never had one!

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