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By *arksx OP   Man
over a year ago

Leicester / London

With evey news story story having some kind of link to covid 19

I though here would be a good place to share your bizzare and escapis. stories from the Internet..

google the titles as link sharing is banned

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman in Hampshire is stealing cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man in Shropshire wants my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman in Hampshire is stealing cats."

I feel attacked

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Fab has its first vicar.....and he wants cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman from the home of brewing likes odd shaped balls

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Redhead enhances community spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

????????????????????

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor.

Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce!", she yelled.

Bruce came running in. 'Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor' she said.

'Crikey!' Bruce said and tried to pull her up. 'You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Frank.

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. 'No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B.' Frank said. 'Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'?

'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum.' replied Frank..

'Spot on' Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.''

Play with her tits'? Frank said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?'

'No' Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive'

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London


"????????????????????

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor.

Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce!", she yelled.

Bruce came running in. 'Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor' she said.

'Crikey!' Bruce said and tried to pull her up. 'You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Frank.

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. 'No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B.' Frank said. 'Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'?

'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum.' replied Frank..

'Spot on' Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.''

Play with her tits'? Frank said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?'

'No' Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive'"

Though you were going to say. Into the kitchen so she can start working on dinner for tonight.

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"????????????????????

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor.

Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce!", she yelled.

Bruce came running in. 'Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor' she said.

'Crikey!' Bruce said and tried to pull her up. 'You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Frank.

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. 'No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B.' Frank said. 'Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'?

'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum.' replied Frank..

'Spot on' Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.''

Play with her tits'? Frank said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?'

'No' Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive'"

That made my night, highlight of the forum. Nearly buckled with that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things are getting better.... Sorry batter. I misread a story about Yorkshire Puddings.

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