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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please imagine I’m holding a blue sharpie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well this really took off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You watching wolf of wall street

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well this really took off"

A sharpie sells itself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You watching wolf of wall street "

Watched it the other day, fuck he’s a mess in that film but strangely, the kind of man I want pinning me down atm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this really took off

A sharpie sells itself "

Have you seen the price of them?!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"You watching wolf of wall street

Watched it the other day, fuck he’s a mess in that film but strangely, the kind of man I want pinning me down atm"

Never seen it who are you talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won’t offer you a pen as you already have one. But I also sell notebooks, maybe I can interest you in one of those? Then when your pen runs out you can come to me for your future pens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You watching wolf of wall street

Watched it the other day, fuck he’s a mess in that film but strangely, the kind of man I want pinning me down atm

Never seen it who are you talking about?"

Leonardo DiCaprio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I won’t offer you a pen as you already have one. But I also sell notebooks, maybe I can interest you in one of those? Then when your pen runs out you can come to me for your future pens "

Ooooo you have me sold. Can’t resist a pretty face

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well this really took off

A sharpie sells itself

Have you seen the price of them?! "

I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have

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By *ings66Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Well this really took off"

Really took off the pen will write on any surface so can I sing my name on you

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

It's a pen

It writes on everything

Even skin

How many you want of each colour?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"You watching wolf of wall street

Watched it the other day, fuck he’s a mess in that film but strangely, the kind of man I want pinning me down atm

Never seen it who are you talking about?

Leonardo DiCaprio "

He’s all yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this really took off

A sharpie sells itself

Have you seen the price of them?!

I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have "

Bloody expensive

Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a pen

It writes on everything

Even skin

How many you want of each colour?

"

Does it come off skin?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"It's a pen

It writes on everything

Even skin

How many you want of each colour?

Does it come off skin?"

Eventually yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queenie is that you?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well this really took off

A sharpie sells itself

Have you seen the price of them?!

I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have

Bloody expensive

Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain "

Imagine how mad I get when the kids use them to get autographs and the ‘celebrities’ keep the damn thing

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Queenie is that you? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Queenie is that you? "

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this really took off

A sharpie sells itself

Have you seen the price of them?!

I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have

Bloody expensive

Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain

Imagine how mad I get when the kids use them to get autographs and the ‘celebrities’ keep the damn thing "

I’d punch the celebrity

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"It's a pen

It writes on everything

Even skin

How many you want of each colour?

Does it come off skin?"

Fades but the memories dont

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Well this really took off

A sharpie sells itself

Have you seen the price of them?!

I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have

Bloody expensive

Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain "

Our son got that for Christmas that year. They're still going strong - they're like the hobnobs of the pen world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a pen

It writes on everything

Even skin

How many you want of each colour?

Does it come off skin?

Fades but the memories dont"

That’s deep bro

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"It's a pen

It writes on everything

Even skin

How many you want of each colour?

Does it come off skin?

Fades but the memories dont

That’s deep bro "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won’t offer you a pen as you already have one. But I also sell notebooks, maybe I can interest you in one of those? Then when your pen runs out you can come to me for your future pens

Ooooo you have me sold. Can’t resist a pretty face "

That’s all the encouragement I needed to change career. Pen salesperson.

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

If you want a pen, this isn’t the one, what you have here is an incorruptible communication device worthy of scribing the most secret, sensitive and mind blowing messages without misinterpretation or failure.... only 4 weeks ago what I hold tight in my grip penned the classic... “CD Sharon 8pm for young guys and hung”....(with a picture!).....

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll snap your blue Sharpie in half, then I'll offer you another two mini sharpies in any two colours that you want for the same price.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well this really took off

A sharpie sells itself

Have you seen the price of them?!

I’ve got two teenagers so yes unfortunately I have

Bloody expensive

Although in Tesco one year they had a huge 30 pack, all the colours for £8. Bargain

Imagine how mad I get when the kids use them to get autographs and the ‘celebrities’ keep the damn thing

I’d punch the celebrity "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this really took off

A sharpie sells itself

Have you seen the price of them?! "

They're someone's half price in tesco

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I won’t offer you a pen as you already have one. But I also sell notebooks, maybe I can interest you in one of those? Then when your pen runs out you can come to me for your future pens

Ooooo you have me sold. Can’t resist a pretty face

That’s all the encouragement I needed to change career. Pen salesperson. "

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me ask you..."do you need a pen?"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Let me ask you..."do you need a pen?" "

No..tell Queenie why she has to have this pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill sell it to you for a price cheaper than amazon as give you my number for free

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

You need to write a letter but have the choice of no pen or a sharpie...which do you go for. SOLD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I got an old Parker pen you can have.

Where do I insert it?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You been watching Liar Liar Queeny??

The pen is blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No one has me wanting to buy the sharpie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one has me wanting to buy the sharpie"

How about if I said there are two other people very interested in it and wanting to buy today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of pen do you currently use?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one has me wanting to buy the sharpie

How about if I said there are two other people very interested in it and wanting to buy today?"

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kind of pen do you currently use?"

A piece of sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you the pen for nothing. You can use it to write down my name and number.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Please imagine I’m holding a blue sharpie"

The blue ones taste way better than the red ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please imagine I’m holding a blue sharpie"

This Sharpie listens to your thoughts.

Thats why it is vibrating now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a Crayola.

Any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of pen do you currently use?

A piece of sausage"

What about a pen, that’s shaped like a sausage

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Can I just borrow it for a while?

(Hands it to Nora the Explorer)

She hides it it in her pink pencil case.

Pen is now being filmed, being squeezed out.

The pen and footage is now going on Ebay, fancy offering me a buy-it-now price?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please imagine I’m holding a blue sharpie"

Did anyone manage to convince you to buy the pen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please imagine I’m holding a blue sharpie

Did anyone manage to convince you to buy the pen? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But this fucking pen off me for a penny. It comes with the free gift of a babysitter for the whole evening (or day if you would prefer) giving the new pen owner some respite

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But this fucking pen off me for a penny. It comes with the free gift of a babysitter for the whole evening (or day if you would prefer) giving the new pen owner some respite

P"

SOLD

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