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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone elses bowel movements out of sync?

I used to be as regular as clockwork when I was working in the office, now its all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a slow day in here then ?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"It’s a slow day in here then ?"

Not as slow as his bowel movements it seems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s a slow day in here then ?"

Haven't been on much today, just a thought while I was on the toilet

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Anyone elses bowel movements out of sync?

I used to be as regular as clockwork when I was working in the office, now its all over the place "

Eat more fibre or work it out with pencil.

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

I used to save a fortune in bog roll by crapping at work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always nicer on your own throne though

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell


"Anyone elses bowel movements out of sync?

I used to be as regular as clockwork when I was working in the office, now its all over the place

Eat more fibre or work it out with pencil. "

I thought only mathematicians worked it out with a pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that timed bowel movements or contractions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that timed bowel movements or contractions?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift! "

Mine used to be just after 2 in the afternoon. But not anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone elses bowel movements out of sync?

I used to be as regular as clockwork when I was working in the office, now its all over the place "

I’ll be more concerned that you are crapping all over the place. Sounds like you need done tennis ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! I used to shit at 10am everyday and now it’s about 6pm....(guess what I’m doing right now?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could try having more coffee

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift!

Mine used to be just after 2 in the afternoon. But not anymore "

You would poop at the office?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could try having more coffee "

Thinking about it. My coffee routine is also out of sync

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift!

Mine used to be just after 2 in the afternoon. But not anymore

You would poop at the office? "

My office had toilets.

Numb nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oddly enough mine are more regular than normal. I think it's because we have more routine now than when we are helter skeltering around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a Bristol stools chart cake for work. #justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous thread!

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift!

Mine used to be just after 2 in the afternoon. But not anymore

You would poop at the office? "

I don’t get how people can take a shit in a public toilet or toilets in work. I can only go at home. If I go on holiday it takes me days to acclimatise to use my hotel room loo

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift!

Mine used to be just after 2 in the afternoon. But not anymore

You would poop at the office?

My office had toilets.

Numb nuts "

So u save a load on loo roll.. two birds, one stone... leave the smell and work and use their roll .... mr thrifty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm managing a marble every few days. My stomach looks like I've swallowed a bowling ball

P

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm managing a marble every few days. My stomach looks like I've swallowed a bowling ball

P"

Somehow I knew you'd be all over this thread......

Pooping marbles and your farting is a dangerous combo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very regular. Usually within 20min of waking up. Which is around 6am. Work or no work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm managing a marble every few days. My stomach looks like I've swallowed a bowling ball

P

Somehow I knew you'd be all over this thread......

Pooping marbles and your farting is a dangerous combo..... "

I could be a one woman firing squad

P

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Anyone elses bowel movements out of sync?

I used to be as regular as clockwork when I was working in the office, now its all over the place "

I love fab and I'm rather fond of you and your posts

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Anyone elses bowel movements out of sync?

I used to be as regular as clockwork when I was working in the office, now its all over the place "

Hope that is a metaphor.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift!

Mine used to be just after 2 in the afternoon. But not anymore

You would poop at the office?

My office had toilets.

Numb nuts "

Yes I gathered that...... to you take VIPoo with you??

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift!

Mine used to be just after 2 in the afternoon. But not anymore

You would poop at the office?

My office had toilets.

Numb nuts

Yes I gathered that...... to you take VIPoo with you?? "

*do

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I'm managing a marble every few days. My stomach looks like I've swallowed a bowling ball

P

Somehow I knew you'd be all over this thread......

Pooping marbles and your farting is a dangerous combo.....

I could be a one woman firing squad

P"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm managing a marble every few days. My stomach looks like I've swallowed a bowling ball

P

Somehow I knew you'd be all over this thread......

Pooping marbles and your farting is a dangerous combo.....

I could be a one woman firing squad

P"

Almost spat my tea out!

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Regular as clockwork every morning 6.30, don't wake up until 7 though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have poo at work around 8.30. End of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still half 8 in the morning. It’s just before I would leave for school run and the day job and it’s just as I come through the door off a night shift!

Mine used to be just after 2 in the afternoon. But not anymore

You would poop at the office?

My office had toilets.

Numb nuts

Yes I gathered that...... to you take VIPoo with you?? "

My mum once bought me a bottle of that

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Always try hold off till I’m at work. Nothing more satisfying getting paid to dump

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