FabSwingers.com forum: Do moderators fuck?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean."

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Mods get a lot of abuse and have to make case by case decisions while seeing the big picture, so over time yes it does change how they think.

A typical Mod eats ham sandwiches (cut into diagonal quarters and with the crusts cut off) and small sponge cakes for breakfast.

I can’t remember your other questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions "

I wonder if they even sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean."

It can’t be so

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean.

It can’t be so

Is there a hot one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also who mods the mods?

I’d love to be one and I think I’d be fair and I do know all the rules.

Think you’d have to have a clean timeout record though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also who mods the mods?

I’d love to be one and I think I’d be fair and I do know all the rules.

Think you’d have to have a clean timeout record though

2 years with no time out I think.

I've well and truly fucked that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They watching you right now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also who mods the mods?

I’d love to be one and I think I’d be fair and I do know all the rules.

Think you’d have to have a clean timeout record though

I love the mods

I’d love to be a mod

I ain’t afraid to slam the ban hammer. I’ll do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean.

It can’t be so

Is there a hot one?"

I dunno.

In my dream she looked like Margot Robbie and begged me to jizz on her pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also who mods the mods?

I’d love to be one and I think I’d be fair and I do know all the rules.

Think you’d have to have a clean timeout record though

2 years with no time out I think.

I've well and truly fucked that one"

Oh shit, okay starting from the date my last time out expired I’m gonna keep clean for the next 1 year 11 months.

Nobody wind me up, in the meantime I’ll be a prefect.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean.

It can’t be so

Is there a hot one?

I dunno.

In my dream she looked like Margot Robbie and begged me to jizz on her pretty face"

Oh that dream, yeah I have that one too but I've usually just pulled out of her bum first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also who mods the mods?

I’d love to be one and I think I’d be fair and I do know all the rules.

Think you’d have to have a clean timeout record though

2 years with no time out I think.

I've well and truly fucked that one

Oh shit, okay starting from the date my last time out expired I’m gonna keep clean for the next 1 year 11 months.

Nobody wind me up, in the meantime I’ll be a prefect. "

I hope you make it.

I think you’d make a decent mod.

Plus it’s easy for me to imagine you begging me to jizz on your pretty face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean.

It can’t be so

Is there a hot one?

I dunno.

In my dream she looked like Margot Robbie and begged me to jizz on her pretty face

Oh that dream, yeah I have that one too but I've usually just pulled out of her bum first."

I’ve always been a fan of your work

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean.

It can’t be so

Is there a hot one?

I dunno.

In my dream she looked like Margot Robbie and begged me to jizz on her pretty face"

I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only each other, they aren't allowed to mix with the general population. Something about keeping the gene pool clean.

It can’t be so

Is there a hot one?

I dunno.

In my dream she looked like Margot Robbie and begged me to jizz on her pretty face

I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her."

I wonder if she’d mind me calling her Margot?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

You would make a good mod to be fair babs. You and Gemini man would get my vote.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

Actually yes, you would. You don't show bias, you're fair. I was going to tease you and say no but yeah, you wouldn't be too bad x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

Actually yes, you would. You don't show bias, you're fair. I was going to tease you and say no but yeah, you wouldn't be too bad x"

Thank you Meli

if there’s a vote, please vote Babs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

I completely agree with you on both points my loverly large chested friend.

This thread is supposed to be a celebration of everything moddy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

I completely agree with you on both points my loverly large chested friend.

This thread is supposed to be a celebration of everything moddy

Oh I know and just to clarify, I haven’t had sex with any of them yet but I like to think of mods as having first picking of the hot tottie

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Are we even allowed to talk about the Mods???

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

You would make a good mod to be fair babs. You and Gemini man would get my vote. "

Thank you Nora

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Yes. They fuck Rockers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just looking down those that have posted...... It's a noooooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions "

We still mostly think like you do except we have to be more watchful.

No power really so sex life is just fine and dandy thank you very much.

Usually a nice bacon sarnie, occasionally a bowl of cereal or toast.

Just a chat mod so no idea about filthy pics but some cams can be....eye opening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only a chat mod too, so I dont have to think too much

but I do enjoy the company of another chat mod....

I dont have any power, so sex is good for me

Standard chat mod breakfast is bacon sarnies and coffee in my world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only a chat mod too, so I dont have to think too much

but I do enjoy the company of another chat mod....

I dont have any power, so sex is good for me

Standard chat mod breakfast is bacon sarnies and coffee in my world.

Have I got to cook the bacon today after your finger chopping efforts yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only a chat mod too, so I dont have to think too much

but I do enjoy the company of another chat mod....

I dont have any power, so sex is good for me

Standard chat mod breakfast is bacon sarnies and coffee in my world.

Have I got to cook the bacon today after your finger chopping efforts yesterday?"

What a good idea

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 12/04/20 10:53:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer to the main question: Yes they do, between 4am and 30 seconds past 4am.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her."

They're too far away from me, but I've got the hots for Ruggers

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok lets keep the light hearted thread just that please, if you want to abuse mods, don't do it on the forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her.

They're too far away from me, but I've got the hots for Ruggers

Yeah, ruggers.

No idea what she looks like but she’s so authoritarian and that’s quite hot

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her.

They're too far away from me, but I've got the hots for Ruggers

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok lets keep the light hearted thread just that please, if you want to abuse mods, don't do it on the forum

See what I mean

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

You would make a good mod to be fair babs. You and Gemini man would get my vote. "

I'd be a bloody awful mod - I'm far too opinionated for being fair and reasonable to all regardless of their opinion

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

[Removed by poster at 12/04/20 11:05:30]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions

We still mostly think like you do except we have to be more watchful.

No power really so sex life is just fine and dandy thank you very much.

Usually a nice bacon sarnie, occasionally a bowl of cereal or toast.

Just a chat mod so no idea about filthy pics but some cams can be....eye opening

Ooh!

Very informative, thank you Margot

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her.

They're too far away from me, but I've got the hots for Ruggers

Yeah, ruggers.

No idea what she looks like but she’s so authoritarian and that’s quite hot

I am going to burst your bubble now and say I am a sub in bed ( or whatever room Mr ruggers wants me to be a sub )

I fancy a bacon butty now that other mods are having it

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Ok lets keep the light hearted thread just that please, if you want to abuse mods, don't do it on the forum

See what I mean

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her.

They're too far away from me, but I've got the hots for Ruggers

Yeah, ruggers.

No idea what she looks like but she’s so authoritarian and that’s quite hot

I am going to burst your bubble now and say I am a sub in bed ( or whatever room Mr ruggers wants me to be a sub )

I fancy a bacon butty now that other mods are having it

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They exist on a level above us mere humans

Sex is elevated to a level where it is purely mental and telepathic and they ejaculate rainbows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red or brown sauce ?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Mods get a lot of abuse and have to make case by case decisions while seeing the big picture, so over time yes it does change how they think.

A typical Mod eats ham sandwiches (cut into diagonal quarters and with the crusts cut off) and small sponge cakes for breakfast.

Plus, when drinking their Earl Grey Tea, it'll be poured from a pot into china cups, and they hold the little pinkie finger out to one side when drinking from the cup!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her.

They're too far away from me, but I've got the hots for Ruggers

Yeah, ruggers.

No idea what she looks like but she’s so authoritarian and that’s quite hot

I am going to burst your bubble now and say I am a sub in bed ( or whatever room Mr ruggers wants me to be a sub )

I fancy a bacon butty now that other mods are having it

I'm doing bacon bottles right now if you want one! Hotel kitchen is in full use! (Gotta get on your good side!

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mods get a lot of abuse and have to make case by case decisions while seeing the big picture, so over time yes it does change how they think.

A typical Mod eats ham sandwiches (cut into diagonal quarters and with the crusts cut off) and small sponge cakes for breakfast.

Plus, when drinking their Earl Grey Tea, it'll be poured from a pot into china cups, and they hold the little pinkie finger out to one side when drinking from the cup!

Cant speak for the other types of mod but I can assure you chat mods live their lives wired on strong coffee

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Plus, when drinking their Earl Grey Tea, it'll be poured from a pot into china cups, and they hold the little pinkie finger out to one side when drinking from the cup!

The furry cup?

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions "

This made me laugh OP....you sound like me, a serious over thinker lol

I guess we will never know the answer to this question.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Red or brown sauce ? "

Always brown

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I can't remember their names but that Nicecouple one is hot. You should ask her.

They're too far away from me, but I've got the hots for Ruggers

Yeah, ruggers.

No idea what she looks like but she’s so authoritarian and that’s quite hot

I am going to burst your bubble now and say I am a sub in bed ( or whatever room Mr ruggers wants me to be a sub )

I fancy a bacon butty now that other mods are having it

I'm doing bacon bottles right now if you want one! Hotel kitchen is in full use! (Gotta get on your good side!

)

I can't be bribed with bacon butties !!

Now if you have fig rolls that might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be bribed with bacon butties !!

Now if you have fig rolls that might work

Phwoar...fig rolls....that's manna of the Gods right there!

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By *itty Wrecking BallMan
over a year ago

Throne of Hell

Do they still think like we do?

I get told off for thinking when I'm in chat. Apparently it's not good for me.

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What's sex? (Although I do love a good whipping)

What do mods have for breakfast?

Bacon Sarnies with brown sauce

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

As Alpha said just a chat mod but yeah wow some of those cams

(Throws Creme eggs into the room)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red or brown sauce ?

Always brown"

defining moment that .... i shall check my post lockdown stocks of hp sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus OP!!! They are gunna be all over you and your posts now. You naughty naughty boy!!

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By *itty Wrecking BallMan
over a year ago

Throne of Hell

"Now if you have fig rolls that might work

I brought 2 packets yesterday ruggers

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions "

We don't think, it only leads to trouble

We don't have sex we outsource that sort of thing

Breakfast is a banquet of the finest gourmet delicacies served by oiled up and grateful young men.

Bleach!? You can't get bleach round here for love nor money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus OP!!! They are gunna be all over you and your posts now. You naughty naughty boy!!

That’s the idea...

I wanna get a mod all over my post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions

We don't think, it only leads to trouble

We don't have sex we outsource that sort of thing

Breakfast is a banquet of the finest gourmet delicacies served by oiled up and grateful young men.

Bleach!? You can't get bleach round here for love nor money

Nicecouple

A good friend has recommended you for my fantasy.

Where shall I put your gourmet banquet

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions

We don't think, it only leads to trouble

We don't have sex we outsource that sort of thing

Breakfast is a banquet of the finest gourmet delicacies served by oiled up and grateful young men.

Bleach!? You can't get bleach round here for love nor money

Nicecouple

A good friend has recommended you for my fantasy.

Where shall I put your gourmet banquet

You may lay it out on two thoroughly washed gentlemen at strategic points

unless of course "gourmet banquet" is a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions

We don't think, it only leads to trouble

We don't have sex we outsource that sort of thing

Breakfast is a banquet of the finest gourmet delicacies served by oiled up and grateful young men.

Bleach!? You can't get bleach round here for love nor money

Nicecouple

A good friend has recommended you for my fantasy.

Where shall I put your gourmet banquet

You may lay it out on two thoroughly washed gentlemen at strategic points

unless of course "gourmet banquet" is a euphemism

Clearly forummods get better perks....I just get swingy trying to chop bits of himself off!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions

We don't think, it only leads to trouble

We don't have sex we outsource that sort of thing

Breakfast is a banquet of the finest gourmet delicacies served by oiled up and grateful young men.

Bleach!? You can't get bleach round here for love nor money

Nicecouple

A good friend has recommended you for my fantasy.

Where shall I put your gourmet banquet

You may lay it out on two thoroughly washed gentlemen at strategic points

unless of course "gourmet banquet" is a euphemism

Clearly forummods get better perks....I just get swingy trying to chop bits of himself off!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d make a very good admin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me chuckle on a Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

Actually yes, you would. You don't show bias, you're fair. I was going to tease you and say no but yeah, you wouldn't be too bad x

Thank you Meli

if there’s a vote, please vote Babs

Got my vote ... but you'd have to look at countless cock pics ...

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

I wonder if it’s at the top or their CV or on their LinkedIn profile?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder if it’s at the top or their CV or on their LinkedIn profile?!?!?

I’d forgotten I did this earlier!

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

But how do you become a moderator?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"But how do you become a moderator?"

Similar to the masons

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I would be an excellent mod, just saying - to anyone that will listen

I think they do a great job under difficult circumstances. You lot are never happy

Actually yes, you would. You don't show bias, you're fair. I was going to tease you and say no but yeah, you wouldn't be too bad x

Thank you Meli

if there’s a vote, please vote Babs

Got my vote ... but you'd have to look at countless cock pics ..."

I thought the pic moderators did that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Applying for the mod job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a rocker I don't get on very well with mods...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But how do you become a moderator?

Similar to the masons "

Well you need to wait for a mod role to be advertised then respond to it at exactly 3 minutes past midnight while wearing a lampshade on your head and singing the theme from mork and mindy.

If you have been selected the magic elves show up exactly 77 minutes later and install your mod wings and go faster stripes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think all the mods meet up and have a gangbang then exchange ideas for the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just imagine having sex with a mod.

I think this is my new fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think all the mods meet up and have a gangbang then exchange ideas for the site "

When you become a mod your genitals are replaced with data exchange ports.....thought everyone knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But how do you become a moderator?"

You have to be able to knit a skin cloak made from banned forumites hides, tanned with barebackers wetdreams and tattooed with all the banned words from the forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think all the mods meet up and have a gangbang then exchange ideas for the site

When you become a mod your genitals are replaced with data exchange ports.....thought everyone knew that

Mmm kinky fuckers int they

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think all the mods meet up and have a gangbang then exchange ideas for the site

When you become a mod your genitals are replaced with data exchange ports.....thought everyone knew that

But you still have a socket of sorts... right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think all the mods meet up and have a gangbang then exchange ideas for the site

When you become a mod your genitals are replaced with data exchange ports.....thought everyone knew that

But you still have a socket of sorts... right?"

Of course

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"But how do you become a moderator?"

Just be reasonable and an eejit at the same time innit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Being a rocker I don't get on very well with mods..."

Damn, someone made this joke already. The mods mainly seem to be female...... Any reason why?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a rocker I don't get on very well with mods...

Damn, someone made this joke already. The mods mainly seem to be female...... Any reason why?! "

Because they don't get as sidetracked by the content as much as the men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being a rocker I don't get on very well with mods...

Damn, someone made this joke already. The mods mainly seem to be female...... Any reason why?!

Because they don't get as sidetracked by the content as much as the men

Heyyy!!!

I resemble that comment

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Didn’t know we had different levels of mods.... not that I could be one - too much like hard work keeping us I check

J x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Being a rocker I don't get on very well with mods...

Damn, someone made this joke already. The mods mainly seem to be female...... Any reason why?!

Because they don't get as sidetracked by the content as much as the men

Maybe I'd better engage my bi side then, if I want to fuck a mod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a rocker I don't get on very well with mods...

Damn, someone made this joke already. The mods mainly seem to be female...... Any reason why?!

Because they don't get as sidetracked by the content as much as the men

Maybe I'd better engage my bi side then, if I want to fuck a mod

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Maybe I'd better engage my bi side then, if I want to fuck a mod

Not all Mods are lesbians ya know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Maybe I'd better engage my bi side then, if I want to fuck a mod

Not all Mods are lesbians ya know

I'm not a lesbian either, but if the mods are mainly female, I'm gonna struggle to get a straight notch on my bedpost, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a fair mix of male and female chat mods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably like Prime Minister's ....anyone who thinks they should be one ....should be banned from being one

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

No, they are so rich for us mortals and they live in the Cayman Isles. Start rowing!

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By *eedsbiguyMan
over a year ago

ls4

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Mods get a lot of abuse and have to make case by case decisions while seeing the big picture, so over time yes it does change how they think.

A typical Mod eats ham sandwiches (cut into diagonal quarters and with the crusts cut off) and small sponge cakes for breakfast.

Plus, when drinking their Earl Grey Tea, it'll be poured from a pot into china cups, and they hold the little pinkie finger out to one side when drinking from the cup!

Cant speak for the other types of mod but I can assure you chat mods live their lives wired on strong coffee"

I can confirm this is indeed true. Although I am partial to bacon sarnies with brown sauce and the odd bit of home made fruit cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they do, but everything in moderation.

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"After a rather strange day dream about doing some real kinky shit to a mod whilst her husband watched from a safe distance it got me wondering....

Do they still think like we do?

Does all the power ruin their sex lives?

What do mods have for breakfast?

Are they just too busy bleaching their eyes after going through thousands of filthy pictures?

So many questions

I wonder if they even sleep "

Mods don't sleep,they wait

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Where to aply for the job i would love be a moderator , there's application forms available on the site ? Any help please

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Where to aply for the job i would love be a moderator , there's application forms available on the site ? Any help please

There's normally a message on the top of your newsfeed when they are looking for new mods, keep an eye out there. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure they do, but everything in moderation. "

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

This is a ban bait post... Piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a ban bait post... Piss off"

What do you mean?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"This is a ban bait post... Piss off

What do you mean? "

I don't think he's seeing the humour in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to see the feaces of some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to see the feaces of some "

Faces* fucking autocorrect !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to see the feaces of some

Faces* fucking autocorrect ! "

Why did it even change it with feaces !

Please don't answer that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to see the feaces of some

Faces* fucking autocorrect !

Why did it even change it with feaces !

Please don't answer that!"

Well you've defo got a time out!!

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

"This is a ban bait post... Piss off

What do you mean?

I don't think he's seeing the humour in this thread.

I'm just taking the piss hahah

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"I'd love to see the feaces of some "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet they're fucking dirty when they do! All bossy like, "Nippy, hop on one leg while you masturbate for me in a diving suit wearing a native Indian headdress......!"

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Moderating any site can be time consuming and best not done alone. So its best to sort out the rules and code of conduct and ensure all mods (and members) follow it as far as possible. Consensus is usally a good thing to attempt if not a majority decision respected by all.

In respect of this site, I image the Cams can be very tiresome at times.

Pics and videos moderation could leave you a bit exhausted as i would think they get some awful stuff sometimes.

I think the Mods on here are very good and the Coronavirus rules very early on,good to see.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Do mods fuck?

Absolutely not, all my veris are fake I tell you.

As I have no idea what you lot are thinking half the time, I will say no, I don't think like you do.

Yes my sex life is in tatters, all that sitting here in my Ivory Tower, rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacal over the power of the ban button has ruined my sex life *sob

This morning I had a nice Granola, but as a treat I am having Pain au Chocolate tomorrow.

I have heard rumours of a well stocked eye bleach cupboard in the vaults of Fab HQ, but you would need to confirm this with an image mod.

I sleep..... hanging upside down from the rafters of my Ivory Tower, while being fanned gently by those currently on my naughty step.

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Do mods fuck?

Absolutely not, all my veris are fake I tell you.

As I have no idea what you lot are thinking half the time, I will say no, I don't think like you do.

Yes my sex life is in tatters, all that sitting here in my Ivory Tower, rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacal over the power of the ban button has ruined my sex life *sob

This morning I had a nice Granola, but as a treat I am having Pain au Chocolate tomorrow.

I have heard rumours of a well stocked eye bleach cupboard in the vaults of Fab HQ, but you would need to confirm this with an image mod.

I sleep..... hanging upside down from the rafters of my Ivory Tower, while being fanned gently by those currently on my naughty step.

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

Superb

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Do mods fuck?

Absolutely not, all my veris are fake I tell you.

As I have no idea what you lot are thinking half the time, I will say no, I don't think like you do.

Yes my sex life is in tatters, all that sitting here in my Ivory Tower, rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacal over the power of the ban button has ruined my sex life *sob

This morning I had a nice Granola, but as a treat I am having Pain au Chocolate tomorrow.

I have heard rumours of a well stocked eye bleach cupboard in the vaults of Fab HQ, but you would need to confirm this with an image mod.

I sleep..... hanging upside down from the rafters of my Ivory Tower, while being fanned gently by those currently on my naughty step.

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

I stopped at pain au chocolate. Oh, if you do find the eyebleach, be a dear and send me some, it's needed in some of the cam rooms sometimes lol.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Don't tell everyone..I can confirm that the naughty corner has a selection of paddles & crops for miscreants.

Occasionaly the mods have a heated debate on who gets the pleasure of dishing out the lashes..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is the thread that never dies!

It just keeps giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do mods fuck?

Absolutely not, all my veris are fake I tell you.

As I have no idea what you lot are thinking half the time, I will say no, I don't think like you do.

Yes my sex life is in tatters, all that sitting here in my Ivory Tower, rubbing my hands together and laughing maniacal over the power of the ban button has ruined my sex life *sob

This morning I had a nice Granola, but as a treat I am having Pain au Chocolate tomorrow.

I have heard rumours of a well stocked eye bleach cupboard in the vaults of Fab HQ, but you would need to confirm this with an image mod.

I sleep..... hanging upside down from the rafters of my Ivory Tower, while being fanned gently by those currently on my naughty step.

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

That's exactly how I imagined it. Minus fake veris.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Don't tell everyone..I can confirm that the naughty corner has a selection of paddles & crops for miscreants.

Occasionaly the mods have a heated debate on who gets the pleasure of dishing out the lashes..

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Also who mods the mods?

I’d love to be one and I think I’d be fair and I do know all the rules.

Think you’d have to have a clean timeout record though

Well that’s me out too then lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

Thanks for that, my box has been full up

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

Thanks for that, my box has been full up

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

Thanks for that, my box has been full up

You are more than welcome

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

Thanks for that, my box has been full up

You know you love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For any other queries please PM Ruggers, she lives for that kinda shit

Thanks for that, my box has been full up

Nothing quite like a full mod box I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they fuck! I can't even get a sniff if pussy mod

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