FabSwingers.com forum: How do you eat a creame egg

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Shove it in

Suck it dry

And swallow

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Bite the top off, lick the filling out, eat the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bite the top off, finger out the icing and throw it away then eat the rest of the chocolate in one go lol

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I dont I really dont like them

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Nibble the end, then lick it out, the gobble.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite of the top and lick out the insides

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"I dont I really dont like them

I'm with you on this one.

Happy for you all to have my lifetime quota of those things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't, rather put them in the bin.

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Have it in fridge first for a short while so chocolate lovely and hard. Then nibble top off. Lick the insides out. Then bite the chocolate shell slowly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bite the top off, lick the filling out, eat the chocolate

Same

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) I bithe the top bit of chocolate off, lick all the inside out, then shove the chocolate shell in in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate the things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bite the top off, lick the filling out, eat the chocolate

It’s the only way they should be eaten

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You can have mine OP

Mini Eggs though? Put them under my arm pit to warm up, pop them in my mouth and they instacrack

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Lou) I bithe the top bit of chocolate off, lick all the inside out, then shove the chocolate shell in in one

Meant to say *bite the*

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I usually put it in my gob and bite enough that I can chew, repeat till it's gone. Same way I eat most finger food.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In the supermarket, before i get to the checkout and have to pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a boiling hot cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

You can have mine OP

Mini Eggs though? Put them under my arm pit to warm up, pop them in my mouth and they instacrack"

I like sucking mini eggs

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Cut it in half at the seam, lick out the middle. Not bothered about the chocolate.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer Reece’s eggs. Bite the top off, lick the inside and then eat the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bore an 8mm hole in them and stick a straw in

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Did anyone else believe a Creme Egg easter egg was full of fondant when they where a kid? Or was that just me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't... Bloody filth!

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"I prefer Reece’s eggs. Bite the top off, lick the inside and then eat the rest."

Now THIS is more like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like them. But I like to ping them out of my fanny so someone can catch them in their mouth.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I don’t like them. But I like to ping them out of my fanny so someone can catch them in their mouth. "

You should go on BGT

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Did anyone else believe a Creme Egg easter egg was full of fondant when they where a kid? Or was that just me ? "

You mean it isn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like them. But I like to ping them out of my fanny so someone can catch them in their mouth.

You should go on BGT "

OMG I so should! Sticky Nora

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Bite chew swallow repeat

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Chill it first

Nibble off the top

Lick it out

Swallow the rest

Cant stand them at room temperature

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like them- too sickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my pic in profile

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"I don’t like them. But I like to ping them out of my fanny so someone can catch them in their mouth.

You should go on BGT

OMG I so should! Sticky Nora "

You could play the song Chick Chick Chick Chick Chicken, lay a little egg for me.

I haven't had one since Easter and now its.....kinell, speed of that

.....Take Ant and Decs head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done a bit of kitchen Wizardry:

1 Easter egg, chop off the top (and eat). Add digestive crumbs to the inside of the egg, add mascarpone, double cream, sugar and vanilla extract whipped together and place inside the egg on top of the biscuit base. Allow to set in the fridge. Then blitz strawberry and mango to a pulp, spoon a healthy dollop on top of the mascarpone mix to create a yolk and et voila! A giant cream egg cheesecake!

now, time to get fat and stuff my face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2/3 bites, and gone.

Pig life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like them. But I like to ping them out of my fanny so someone can catch them in their mouth. "

I’ll catch them in my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like them. But I like to ping them out of my fanny so someone can catch them in their mouth.

I’ll catch them in my fanny"

That would be so much fun!!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"I don’t like them. But I like to ping them out of my fanny so someone can catch them in their mouth.

I’ll catch them in my fanny"

Cream egg tennis. Definitely should be on BGT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't actually like the cream eggs but do love a caramel one.

I may have a couple to indulge on over the next few days.

I like to lick the tip of it a little before nibbling the chocolate off gently. Feeling it melt in my mouth as I go.

Then I devour the soft delicious centre as slowly as I can. Its the best part.

I then eat the rest of the chocolate whilst looking a bit sheepish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done a bit of kitchen Wizardry:

now, time to get fat and stuff my face!

That's an orgasm on a plate... Are the shops open I need to make this!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I scrape the chocolate off the top with my teeth making a hole big enough to stick my tongue in it and lick the cream out. Then I suck the remaining chocolate until its all gone.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nibble and lick on the tip until the opening is ready for me to dip my tongue inside of.

I then carefully take a gentle hold as i work my tongue inside, swirling round and round on the inside getting a good taste of the creme!

I'll slither my tongue round and round angling ig insude until it's licked clean.

Then i'll stick it in and finish it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nibble and lick on the tip until the opening is ready for me to dip my tongue inside of.

I then carefully take a gentle hold as i work my tongue inside, swirling round and round on the inside getting a good taste of the creme!

I'll slither my tongue round and round angling ig insude until it's licked clean.

Then i'll stick it in and finish it off."

Video or it’s a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nibble and lick on the tip until the opening is ready for me to dip my tongue inside of.

I then carefully take a gentle hold as i work my tongue inside, swirling round and round on the inside getting a good taste of the creme!

I'll slither my tongue round and round angling ig insude until it's licked clean.

Then i'll stick it in and finish it off.

Video or it’s a lie "

You just wait and see

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)

When I was 8 I was moving primary schools at the end of the Easter term. My mum had got Creme Eggs for me to take in for the other children. Once I'd handed them out there was one left for me. Like Charlie Bucket I eagerly opened the last chocolate offering only to find it was all manky (is that how you spell it?).

So little old me didn't get to eat one at all

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By *ummer breeze300Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Could say it involves some help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could say it involves some help

End each? Tongues meet in the middle? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bite the top off, lick the filling out, eat the chocolate

Same here!! No other way to eat it x Viv x

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Bite the top off, lick the filling out, eat the chocolate

Same here!! No other way to eat it x Viv x"

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top then awkwardly try and eat the rest, wishing I had a jaw like a cobras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate the things

Please go sit over there and think about what you've said haha

Omg.... Lurve the things

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I don't. They are one of the few chocolate based confections that I really don't like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble the end and lick it out deeply and slowly

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Nibble the end and lick it out deeply and slowly

Hmmm u gotta show me your technique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top of lick out all the insides then eat the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite them in half lengthways and lick out the filling.

On a similar theme I've seen seen someone put 12 up their ass one by one it got a bit messy when they started to melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dangerously quickly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't. You just throw it in the bin. Nasty things!

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By *carlettVanillaWoman
over a year ago

Gloucesterish

I dont!! They are literally the devils food !! Alongside bountys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As quickly as I can before anyone realises I have cream eggs and they make me share

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

NEVER they are evil

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Reluctantly

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I have not eaten a cream egg since they changed the recipe. But it was bite the top off "eventually" as the chocolate was so thick, then lick out and eat the rest of the shell.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Poached

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Wrapping my red slutty lips around it, nibbling at the head then swirling my tongue around it and licking it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carmel egg for me.

Nibble the top off, then suck and lick out the centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont I really dont like them

I’m with you there to sickly

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

On my own because it's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With my mouth..."

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Bite the top off, lick it out and scoff the rest.

Not had one this year though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are talking about eating a Cadbury’s cream egg aren’t we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too sweet prefer dark chocolate

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By *ollypieWoman
over a year ago

north shields

Cracking answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it in the air and try and catch it in my mouth... its eggcelent

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

With chilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have not eaten a cream egg since they changed the recipe. But it was bite the top off "eventually" as the chocolate was so thick, then lick out and eat the rest of the shell."
yes you just reminded me used to alot more filling in them the best bit imho

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