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Toilet attendant sayings

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

What's your favourite?

The classic is "Freshen up for the Punani"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No splash, no gash

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

That's a £1 please !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No armarni no punarni

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

No Paco Raban, you'll go home with a man...

(Which might not necessarily be a bad thing!)

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

If you tinkle when you Winkle please be sweet and wipe the seat

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Only Joop, because you're in Caerphilly whatchu expect, knobhead?"

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

No spray no lay.

You got to freshen up!

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

No stink no pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to suck on a lollipop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, its just one per cubicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont drop your dogends in the urinal, it makes them too soggy to light...

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

In a pub near me it has three urinals one says under 5" next says under 8" last one says liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a pub near me it has three urinals one says under 5" next says under 8" last one says liars "

Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s going on in that cubicle ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's your favourite?

The classic is "Freshen up for the Punani" "
lift the lid skid

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

No cologne, you go home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 minutes til lock up, lads"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Wash those fingers for the mingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dolce and gabbana

No sucky ya banana

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