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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mouth?

A spoonful of fresh crabmeat

Ps, I wish I was saying cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Mouth?

A spoonful of fresh crabmeat

Ps, I wish I was saying cock!"

Probably both taste the same

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By *immycox92Man
over a year ago

Greenwich

Hot Cross Bun

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A warm homemade scone.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

A double chocolate and caramel magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rich tea biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Galaxy enchanted eggs or whatever you call them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortbread biscuit!

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Tea

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and cheese sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very naughty toffifee x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irn bru"
just checked you are scottish

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cheesy puffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesy puffs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mouth?

A spoonful of fresh crabmeat

Ps, I wish I was saying cock!

Probably both taste the same "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Cheesy puffs

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Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth "

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By *okobuttersMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The word of god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irn bru"

I used to live off that stuff. Shame they changed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An apple I think

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold Budweiser......... should be the law on a sunny lockdown Saturday !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth "

They smell like unwashed arsehole.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate "
all at once

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A chocolate Easter egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate "

Oh you're good!

My daughter made choc chunk brownie with milky way chunks Many slices have just been eaten!

Peach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate "
loving the chocolate theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My burning finger.

Just been electrocuted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

salted peanuts

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth

They smell like unwashed arsehole."

I’m now trying to smell my arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creme egg

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Iced peppermint tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth

They smell like unwashed arsehole.

I’m now trying to smell my arsehole "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine and freshly baked bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iced peppermint tea"
either hipster or posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Hobnob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digestive Biscuit...just the one mind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whipped coffee

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"A Hobnob "

You get a lot of single guys on here with that problem.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Iced peppermint teaeither hipster or posh "

I stuck some teabags in a plastic jug, filled it up from the tap, and stuck it in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iced peppermint teaeither hipster or posh

I stuck some teabags in a plastic jug, filled it up from the tap, and stuck it in the fridge "

Council tax band F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark choc with hazelnuts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iced peppermint teaeither hipster or posh

I stuck some teabags in a plastic jug, filled it up from the tap, and stuck it in the fridge "

Sounds yum!

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

Bottle of Lucozade

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Iced peppermint teaeither hipster or posh

I stuck some teabags in a plastic jug, filled it up from the tap, and stuck it in the fridge

Sounds yum!"

I sometimes do plain herbal or mint tea like this, sometimes regular teabags with one mint teabag.

Additions include squash (lemon usually works best) or a squirt of lemon juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water! Boring but refreshing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa, sat in the sun in the garden

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Mouth?

A spoonful of fresh crabmeat

Ps, I wish I was saying cock!

Probably both taste the same "

...christ, I spat my cock out

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Toffee apple cider sitting out in the garden....life is so hard

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Lemonade, I may partake in a Gin shortly though

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We've just had strawberries and cream.

Yum yum

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"We've just had strawberries and cream.

Yum yum "

Yep, perfect for a warm sunny day.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cider

Nice and cold!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wkd Blue

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Tomato crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwich xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomato crisps "

Tramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blueberry smoothie. Mmm and with that must time for dinner

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth

They smell like unwashed arsehole."

How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Fish n chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth

They smell like unwashed arsehole.

How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? "
never heard of scratch and sniff

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth

They smell like unwashed arsehole.

How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? never heard of scratch and sniff "

I’m a proper lady......we don’t know things like this.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Cashew nuts

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Mouth?

A spoonful of fresh crabmeat

Ps, I wish I was saying cock!

Probably both taste the same "

DC! I would never have expected that from you.

Grapes. I wish it was the cock of a dear friend but grapes are fine. Ish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth

They smell like unwashed arsehole.

How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? never heard of scratch and sniff

I’m a proper lady......we don’t know things like this. "

I’m not a proper lady. Obvs.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornflake nests xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Garlic dough balls

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A donut.

(no surprise there).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice red ice lolly with ice cream dipping from the insides and down the hard brown stick...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sweet and Sour, Chicken Stir Fry with noodles. It was banging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fork

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"A fork "

Nothing on it?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Arctic Roll.....yum

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Arctic Roll.....yum "

Haven't had arctic roll for years. Got a real craving for it now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fork

Nothing on it? "

No the fork was the last thing in my mouth

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate all at once "

Well took 2 bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An M&M. Sorry, no - I don't remember which colour it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry tomato

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Flump marshmallow

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"2 x ginger finger biscuits spread with chocolate spread, sandwiching a chunk of dark chocolate

Oh you're good!

My daughter made choc chunk brownie with milky way chunks Many slices have just been eaten!

Peach "

Favourite is a packet of lotus biscuits and jar of chocolate spread to dip them in

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Cheesy puffs

Whaaaaat? They are delicious and melt in your mouth

They smell like unwashed arsehole.

How do you know what an unwashed arsehole smells like? never heard of scratch and sniff

I’m a proper lady......we don’t know things like this.

I’m not a proper lady. Obvs. "

Ha ha I never said that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beer. I saw her, alone, standing in her corner of my fridge. I walked up to her, confident and smiling. Keeping eye contact. I wanted her. And she knew it...I could see how moist she was. When I opened her, she did not resist.

Huh, this lockdown might be affecting me a bit too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a meatball as I just had some easter dinner

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By *indy777Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Paracetamol. Got a headache!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lemon and honey coz my throat feels like sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely tart. Apple to be precise

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Greek yoghurt with honey yummm

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Guiness

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mini Eggs - finally got out to the shops for the essentials plus a bit of choc! First in nearly three weeks

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bowl of blueberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A potato"

Whole and uncooked I hope

Fuzz

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A beer. I saw her, alone, standing in her corner of my fridge. I walked up to her, confident and smiling. Keeping eye contact. I wanted her. And she knew it...I could see how moist she was. When I opened her, she did not resist.

Huh, this lockdown might be affecting me a bit too much."

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Cornflake nests xx"

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterflies lamb leg minted with garlic mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cornflake nests xx

Tease "

I can't lie it was yummy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A potato

Whole and uncooked I hope

Fuzz"

With lashings of soil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose wine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A potato

Whole and uncooked I hope

Fuzz

With lashings of soil"

And fertilizer sprinkles

Fuzz

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Cornflake nests xx

Tease

I can't lie it was yummy xx"

Now that's just pornographic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A potato

Whole and uncooked I hope

Fuzz

With lashings of soil

And fertilizer sprinkles

Fuzz"

Got to get the boobs to grow somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shot of vodka

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Tea and biscuits.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

G&T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Co-codamol and water

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Rose G&T with Elderflower tonic but just about to munch on some Easter egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine..."

Same

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update; another shot of vodka and a pill with O.C. on it pure mental aye im aff ma rocker. One does like to through a frisbee at a tree to feel the aesthetics of the bark

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By *ornycouple485Couple
over a year ago

.

Currently drinking g&t

Sarah x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Mouth?

A spoonful of fresh crabmeat

Ps, I wish I was saying cock!

Probably both taste the same

"

I know have thoughts of crab meat tasting cock and cheesy puff arseholes..oh dear

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irn brujust checked you are scottish "

I did the same

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mouth?

A spoonful of fresh crabmeat

Ps, I wish I was saying cock!

Probably both taste the same

I know have thoughts of crab meat tasting cock and cheesy puff arseholes..oh dear "

Gawd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A beer. I saw her, alone, standing in her corner of my fridge. I walked up to her, confident and smiling. Keeping eye contact. I wanted her. And she knew it...I could see how moist she was. When I opened her, she did not resist.

Huh, this lockdown might be affecting me a bit too much.

Ha "

And she was not jealous when I had another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some very nice white wine, I might get another bottle out the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinot grigio... and a thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roasted peanuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first alcoholic drink in 4 years....

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Tim Horton's carrot cake muffin, yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate Angel Delight

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

Ohhhhh a sherbet dib-dab, the feeling in your mouth as it foams up and the strawberry lollipop too Now you lot have got dirty minds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update: another shot of

Vodka

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Update: another shot of

Vodka "

Are you still upright up there?!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Roast chicken salad sandwich, followed by caramel swirl ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinot Grigio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mouth?

A spoonful of fresh crabmeat

Ps, I wish I was saying cock!

Probably both taste the same

I know have thoughts of crab meat tasting cock and cheesy puff arseholes..oh dear "

Quite the combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water... wish it was wine but got a long day in work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domino's pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An after-eight followed by a sip of rum and .

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Tooth brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and Caramel vodka and zero , mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More white wine, 3rdbottle on the go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milkybar buttons

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Haribo tangfastics

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Listerine .... in the hope I don’t wake up with cock breath x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aperol spritz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality single malt as ive run out of bourbon

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The tip of my penis,then I woke up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A citrus cooler cocktail

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Toothbrush

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"More white wine, 3rdbottle on the go "

Crumbs, are you still upright? *Hic*

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Nice cup of Barry's tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It pulsated in my mouth every thirty seconds only to climax at two minutes.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A kit kat. Sucked the chocolate off very slowly and got sticky fingers.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Cheesecake (both of us)

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A caramel egg. Yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I say a throbbing clit it would be a lie so it was a big glass full of dark rum(wishing I was in Barbados) but sadly stuck near nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheese, ham & tomato sandwich just now. Rather boring but simple.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Two jammie dodgers & a cup of milk.

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

A toothbrush

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"A toothbrush "

You filthy animal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Grape

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Mug of tea

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

An espresso coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brew, wish It was something more naughty

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Ear wax!! Yum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon full of porridge

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