FabSwingers.com forum: Priti Patel

By *isepranker OP Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Hmmmm can’t help but want to add Priti Patel to my list of celebrities I’d like to shag. She’s got that naughty twinkle in her eyes. Is it just me?

She’s got to be on FAB surely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubt it

She’s very pretty though

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

She's beautiful

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

She is very easy on the eye.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

She looks like she’d make an awesome Dominatrix

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"She looks like she’d make an awesome Dominatrix

I'm eating cheese before bed tonight. While repeating that as i go to sleep

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

She’s a very attractive and formidable lady

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

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By *REYTIMBERWOLFMan
over a year ago

reading

"She is very easy on the eye. "

Which one ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"She looks like she’d make an awesome Dominatrix

I'm eating cheese before bed tonight. While repeating that as i go to sleep

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By *isepranker OP Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"She looks like she’d make an awesome Dominatrix

Yes, exactly this!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Just watching the start of her speech now. Undeniably attractive but doesn’t seem sincere in anything she says - particularly about sadness for victims etc - but perhaps I’m just being cynical! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy and sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me thanks.

Looks like an owner of old people's home.

Money grabber

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I like that minxy permasmirk she's always sporting, like she's always having dirty thoughts.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

That's my take on her. Sincerity and meaning what you say go a long way.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

That's my take on her. Sincerity and meaning what you say go a long way. "

Don’t like her , how can manage so many different jobs including £1000 an hour as a consultant advising MoD and 45,000 salary a year as director of a software company. Surely an MP Is meant to be a full time job, not some side hustle to push your own businesses.

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"She looks like she’d make an awesome Dominatrix

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she does come across as a ball breaker for sure! Yes, she is sexy and a classy lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god... I thought it was just me, so sexy is she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Just watching the start of her speech now. Undeniably attractive but doesn’t seem sincere in anything she says - particularly about sadness for victims etc - but perhaps I’m just being cynical! X"
she naturally has a smirk that makes her come across like that. I remember few months back she was on the Andrew marr show, he had a go at her for "smirking " about some serious question. She wasn't smirking it's her natural face I shouted at the TV! But he did apologies couple days later as he was totally out of order and wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

Topical!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watching the start of her speech now. Undeniably attractive but doesn’t seem sincere in anything she says - particularly about sadness for victims etc - but perhaps I’m just being cynical! Xshe naturally has a smirk that makes her come across like that. I remember few months back she was on the Andrew marr show, he had a go at her for "smirking " about some serious question. She wasn't smirking it's her natural face I shouted at the TV! But he did apologies couple days later as he was totally out of order and wrong! "

She was smirking because she was thinking about strangling a kitten. Probably...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

Topical!"

at least she’d see me off with a smile. I mean a smirk. I mean...nvm

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Both sexy and vile at the same time

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By *isepranker OP Man
over a year ago

Rugby

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By *isepranker OP Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Just watching the start of her speech now. Undeniably attractive but doesn’t seem sincere in anything she says - particularly about sadness for victims etc - but perhaps I’m just being cynical! Xshe naturally has a smirk that makes her come across like that. I remember few months back she was on the Andrew marr show, he had a go at her for "smirking " about some serious question. She wasn't smirking it's her natural face I shouted at the TV! But he did apologies couple days later as he was totally out of order and wrong! "

Wow love your smirk and those amazing lips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

Topical!

at least she’d see me off with a smile. I mean a smirk. I mean...nvm

*With an evil smirk and a cold glint in her eye... Then she'd go to the nearest pet shop, by a hamster and launch it over a wall with a cricket bat. Probably...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

Topical!

at least she’d see me off with a smile. I mean a smirk. I mean...nvm

*With an evil smirk and a cold glint in her eye... Then she'd go to the nearest pet shop, by a hamster and launch it over a wall with a cricket bat. Probably..."

Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

Topical!

at least she’d see me off with a smile. I mean a smirk. I mean...nvm

*With an evil smirk and a cold glint in her eye... Then she'd go to the nearest pet shop, by a hamster and launch it over a wall with a cricket bat. Probably...

Bloody hell

That's just the impression I get from watching her on QT and looking into her actual politics...

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By *isepranker OP Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

Topical!

at least she’d see me off with a smile. I mean a smirk. I mean...nvm

*With an evil smirk and a cold glint in her eye... Then she'd go to the nearest pet shop, by a hamster and launch it over a wall with a cricket bat. Probably...

Bloody hell

That's just the impression I get from watching her on QT and looking into her actual politics..."

To be fair I wasn’t wanting a debate with her, well not a political one ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

Topical!

at least she’d see me off with a smile. I mean a smirk. I mean...nvm

*With an evil smirk and a cold glint in her eye... Then she'd go to the nearest pet shop, by a hamster and launch it over a wall with a cricket bat. Probably...

Bloody hell

That's just the impression I get from watching her on QT and looking into her actual politics...

To be fair I wasn’t wanting a debate with her, well not a political one ??"

Mind you, Theresa May gives me the horn like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm can’t help but want to add Priti Patel to my list of celebrities I’d like to shag. She’s got that naughty twinkle in her eyes. Is it just me?

She’s got to be on FAB surely... "

I would for sure

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By *isepranker OP Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Not my cup of tea. Deffo not my politics either

She’d probably send me home after but on a flight not in a cab.

Topical!

at least she’d see me off with a smile. I mean a smirk. I mean...nvm

*With an evil smirk and a cold glint in her eye... Then she'd go to the nearest pet shop, by a hamster and launch it over a wall with a cricket bat. Probably...

Bloody hell

That's just the impression I get from watching her on QT and looking into her actual politics...

To be fair I wasn’t wanting a debate with her, well not a political one ??

Mind you, Theresa May gives me the horn like..."

I couldn’t look TM in the face after what she did as Home Secretary! Would have to be doggy style...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a politician. She only gives a fuck if it's to her advantage. Pun intended. ...

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

She's rather spicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea to right , she’s got the look in her eye for sure .

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Didn't look like she meant a word she said. Could barely cover the smirk on her face. Untrustworthy to say the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great personality, politically a very good match for us and she looks filthy, we're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an admirer ..... she’s gorgeous

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Just watching the start of her speech now. Undeniably attractive but doesn’t seem sincere in anything she says - particularly about sadness for victims etc - but perhaps I’m just being cynical! Xshe naturally has a smirk that makes her come across like that. I remember few months back she was on the Andrew marr show, he had a go at her for "smirking " about some serious question. She wasn't smirking it's her natural face I shouted at the TV! But he did apologies couple days later as he was totally out of order and wrong!

Wow love your smirk and those amazing lips! "
thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes she is pretty but I reckon that she isn't a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes she is pretty but I reckon that she isn't a nice person"

Agree, she's sexy but ideologically she's so far away from being compatible

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By *ruman77Man
over a year ago

London

"Hmmmm can’t help but want to add Priti Patel to my list of celebrities I’d like to shag. She’s got that naughty twinkle in her eyes. Is it just me?

She’s got to be on FAB surely... "

I can see what you mean. She comes across like she has a devious side (she does, just not in a sexual capacity). I would however be worried that she was laughing throughout.

Despite all that I think she's a terrible person who lacks compassion and respect for other human beings. She certainly shouldn't be secretary of state in my opinion.

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"She is very easy on the eye.

Which one ?"

The Jap's eye, of course.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Yes especially her riding you.

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By *allgirthyMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Seems like a genuinely horrible person but she’d play the dominatrix role well for sure.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Detestable. I couldn't get down with someone like that.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Seems like a genuinely horrible person but she’d play the dominatrix role well for sure. "

I agree. She’s attractive but she seems very unpleasant as a human being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's my MP and I've met her several times (no, not like that you filthy people). Can't stand her politics, but I definitely would have sex with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can’t just be me wondering whether she had red, black or white on underneath?

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By *isepranker OP Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"It can’t just be me wondering whether she had red, black or white on underneath?

Definitely black with stockings and suspenders!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Priti Patel is the new Diane Abbott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm can’t help but want to add Priti Patel to my list of celebrities I’d like to shag. She’s got that naughty twinkle in her eyes. Is it just me?

She’s got to be on FAB surely... "

Fine go ahead, but dont expect her to say much because she cant without checking with Bojo first.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Bully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same thoughts.

She almost always has some sort of smirk on her face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel is the new Diane Abbott"

Lmao Diane’s Cambridge degree begs to differ. As does her voting record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel is the new Diane Abbott

Lmao Diane’s Cambridge degree begs to differ. As does her voting record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priti Patel is the new Diane Abbott

Lmao Diane’s Cambridge degree begs to differ. As does her voting record

I'd like to add that Diane Abbot in the early eighties was super hot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uesh priti.patel.is hot. Love a strong woman in charge..

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Priti Patel is the new Diane Abbott

Lmao Diane’s Cambridge degree begs to differ. As does her voting record

He maths skills don't

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

A perfect candidate for a ball gag.

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

I could just see her wearing a strap-on and giving that little smirk she does.

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By *orthfieldsNickMan
over a year ago

West London

I honestly don’t get this one, her politics are vile and I don’t find her remotely attractive. Each to their own of course, but I’ve tried to see what others find attractive about her and I just can’t see it at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes my mp for colchester and i know someone that said he has

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