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By *edira OP Man
over a year ago

West Malling

There are no cottages in cottage pie..

Play along, how many more can we get

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nor Shepherds in shepherd's pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no cottages in cottage pie..

Play along, how many more can we get

I have never found a toad in my toad in the hole

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

There's no Ham in a Hamster

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

No horses in horse radish sauce.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"There's no Ham in a Hamster"

But are there hamsters in ham?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

There’s no tractor in a ploughman’s lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No horses in horse radish sauce."

Are you sure about that? What with the recent horse meat scandals haha

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

No cash in the cash point

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No seamen in Fisherman's Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no Ice in ice cream although it’s close lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No chicks in chick peas

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

No I in team

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

No dogs in hot dogs

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"There's no Ham in a Hamster

But are there hamsters in ham?"

All I can do is hope there isnt.

The lettering is so small on the packaging I just have to trust them

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By *edira OP Man
over a year ago

West Malling

Spotted dick doesn't contain...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

There's no Duck in a Bombay Duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are (thankfully) no balls in meatballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hunters in hunter’s chicken

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sweetbreads probably arnt sweet and probably don't have bread in them

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"There's no Duck in a Bombay Duck"

There’s no duck, cuz the little fuckers have ate em all

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Monster Munch don't contain monsters and Skittles ain't made from wood. I'm on about the sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you eat a chilli you're definitely not chilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are (thankfully) no balls in meatballs "

That depends where you get you meatballs from! Cheaper ones most definitely have all parts in them haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No ham in a hamburger

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No mince in mince pies (anymore)

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By *eekibooMan
over a year ago

Northwest

No dogs in hotdogs

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

No toad's in toad in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no breeze in a breeze block

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

No blankets , on pigs in blankets

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

No whisks in whiskey

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

No kidneys in kidney beans

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Baked Alaska would have to be large to contain the whole state.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

No coffee in coffee tables unless you spill yours

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There are no Victoria's in the sponge mix

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Leeds castle is in Kent

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Tea lights don't contain tea

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Police Squad.

No mars in mars bar

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Polo mints don't contain either a car or men on horseback

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Sadly there's no butt in my butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No orange jam in marmalade

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

"No dogs in hot dogs"
unless your in china x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no plums in plum bread and not not bread either

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You can go and have a drink in a Yates' even if your name is Smith or Brown or Jones

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

There's no Lions in Dandelion and Burdock pop.

Vimto isn't made from feet

You can draw your own conclusion to Virmouth

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Chicken crisps are vegetarian

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Chicken crisps are vegetarian"
most of walkers crisps range are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken crisps are vegetarian"
they have the flavour of a boiled chicken

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

No toilets in toilet roll , put there is toilet roll in toilets hopefully

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

There are no pigeons in my pigeon hole

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

No cat was ever used to make a whip

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No dick in spotted dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No dick in spotted dick

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its had dick in it once that i know of

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"No dick in spotted dick

its had dick in it once that i know of

Did it burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nobody from eton in eton mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No dick in spotted dick

its had dick in it once that i know of

Did it burn

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burn baby burn nope shoved my mate dicks face in it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"No dick in spotted dick

its had dick in it once that i know of

Haha

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Police Squad.

No fanny in fanny pack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rats in ratatouille

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken crisps are vegetarian most of walkers crisps range are

Though the cheese and onion used to be non vegetarian when the beef ones were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had any crumpet as a result of eating crumpets.

I’ve never found any muff in a muffin.

Coq au vin thankfully did not live up to its phonetics.

No brats were harmed in the making of this bratwurst.

The last chateaubriand I had was noticeably devoid of ornate Franco-Swiss mansions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no eggs in easter eggs

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hot Cross Buns are neither hot nor particularly angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing is baked or in alaska about a baked alaska

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no cups in cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a blue tit doesn't even have tits jeez

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sick means good according to the kids of today

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

No balls in meatballs. That was a waste of 89 pence....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No women with tall blue hair in the marge

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There isn't a single tree in a Black Forest Gateau

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

There are no fingers in Fish Fingers

There is no buffalo in Buffalo Wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No toilets in toilet rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No missionaries are involved in missionary position. Well unless you are really making love with a gods own lamb. Sorry religious fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no spies in a mince pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No public in the public house ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No seamen in Fisherman's Pie

Depends if you've been rude about the chef or not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No public in the public house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No public in the public house ??"

Topical!

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

No Wellington's in beef wellington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing brief about a briefcase

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"nothing brief about a briefcase"

You keep your briefs in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nothing brief about a briefcase

You keep your briefs in it"
i don't i wear them...... Calvin Klein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dogs in a hotdog

No fingers in a finger buffet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no cheese in a swiss roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bubble in a bubble and squeak

No cock in a cocktail

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No cock in a cocktail"

No tail in it either

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

No crab in crabs sticks ???

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"No toilets in toilet rolls.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"No public in the public house ??"

Not at the moment anyway, soon to be rectified hopefully

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"No dogs in hot dogs unless your in china x"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No seamen in Fisherman's Pie

Depends if you've been rude about the chef or not..."

I was waiting for some sick fucker to pick up on that

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

No cum I'm cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been to Scunthorpe so I can't really judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shag in a shag pile but you can shag on it.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No point in pointless

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Last time I looked - there wasn’t a Frenchman in my croque monsieur - sadly!

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Last time I looked - there wasn’t a Frenchman in my croque monsieur - sadly!

Touché

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Last time I looked - there wasn’t a Frenchman in my croque monsieur - sadly!

Touché "

Or any females in croque madam

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No sand in sandwiches

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By *nonymausContentMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

There's no meat in my sandwich.

It's cheese.

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

No babies in jelly babies.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"No sand in sandwiches"
bloody is when you have e a picnic on the beach !!!

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By *edira OP Man
over a year ago

West Malling

"Leeds castle is in Kent"

Yes, in Leeds in Kent

Gets so many people though.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No Madeira in Madeira

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No Madeira in Madeira

That is where it is made.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

No Mars in Marzipan

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No blood in a blood orange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No cum I'm cucumber

That depends...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no taps or arses in tapas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No seamen in Fisherman's Pie

Depends if you've been rude about the chef or not...

I was waiting for some sick fucker to pick up on that

Guilty as charged ma'am...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No pig in pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no taps or arses in tapas "

Haha twunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no taps or arses in tapas

Haha twunt!

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ooooo i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no poo in pooh bear

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

No cats in cats eyes.

No knickers in a Knickerbocker Glory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no blood in a bloody mary and if there was would she still want to drink it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No seamen in Fisherman's Pie

Depends if you've been rude about the chef or not...

I was waiting for some sick fucker to pick up on that

Guilty as charged ma'am...

It had to be you, Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No seamen in Fisherman's Pie

Depends if you've been rude about the chef or not...

I was waiting for some sick fucker to pick up on that

Guilty as charged ma'am...

It had to be you, Dan

Who else could it have been lol x

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Devils on horseback...??

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

No Sue in chop suey

No Admirals in Admiral's pie

No Stilts in stilton

No ash in mash

No screwdrivers in a screwdriver

London Beach not near London/not near the beach

Orange County is not twinned with Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday night takeaway theirs no bloody takeaway for me tonight

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No kum in kumquats

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No cum in Cumberland sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no woman in a between the sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no butt in butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no tune in neptune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no cottages in cottage pie..

Play along, how many more can we get

If you take a cottage pie with you while cottaging, you'll get some cottage in your cottage pie.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No cunt in scunthorpe.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

No Ukrainian cities in chicken Kiev.

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