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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I know there’s a lot wrong with the lockdown, but it does mean you can give a swerve to those people in your life who are always ready to put you down.

Let’s not name names but come on - which gems have left you open mouthed in astonishment?

“You’ve decided to dress casual?”

“I’m glad you’re not afraid to wear that”

“At least that new haircut takes the attention from your face”

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

a work mate once said to me " that's a nice suit...do they do it in your size? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No job is too menial for this man.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Some female messaged a guy i met and told him he was disgusting for fucking an old women. She has done this twice with different males. Charming. Not nice folk on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 'friend' who is in our whatsapp mums group, who constantly bitches about her trials with her ex over their daughter. I have resisted the urge to tell her to just ignore him and get on with her life. It impacts her kid and even the friends because she drags everyone else into her drama, in her need for validation..its draining!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I actually like doing these as a insult mental battle, with a select few friends who share my dark sense of humor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some female messaged a guy i met and told him he was disgusting for fucking an old women. She has done this twice with different males. Charming. Not nice folk on here. "

Jealousy does weird things to people.

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Just remembered another one!

“Don’t worry about the diet not working”

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Those shoes actually suit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re really good looking, imagine if you lost some weight

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll do!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You’re really good looking, imagine if you lost some weight

True story

"

I've been told that I scrub up well though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Price of Fabrabrah has said all of these to me in the last twelve hours

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

You look great for your age.

Your hair will look nice when it's grown out.

Oh, I heard those jackets were coming back in fashion.

If you had money you could look good.

You've always been dating with your clothes.

I would never wear animal print at your age.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

*daring

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

You'd be alright if you weren't Ginge

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"You'd be alright if you weren't Ginge "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some female messaged a guy i met and told him he was disgusting for fucking an old women. She has done this twice with different males. Charming. Not nice folk on here. "

Bloody hell

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Some female messaged a guy i met and told him he was disgusting for fucking an old women. She has done this twice with different males. Charming. Not nice folk on here.

Bloody hell"

On a similar theme - S being told he needed help because he fucks disabled "birds"

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"You'd be alright if you weren't Ginge "

I've had that one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queen was a bit passive agressive in her speech, with her comments on us all hoping we can look back in pride at our response to the crisis. As in stay inside you set of bastards and do what you're told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received a lovely poem from a girl friend of mine the other day there, it was really beautiful and uplifting so I forwarded it to all my girl friends ... one of whom immediately replied "I already got this last week".

Didn't forward it to me last week though did she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your more intelligent than you look

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By *umbetMan
over a year ago

grimsby

so do you go out and say fuck all the front line staff I'm going to do what I want to

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"so do you go out and say fuck all the front line staff I'm going to do what I want to"

Wrong thread?

Some of these are not so much passive aggressive as just downright aggressive!

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

“You look smart today, got a job interview?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even though I sympathise with most of you.

you have to understand that a lot of the nice people on here get overlooked and ignored.

and most women do not want the nice guy to meet, they say they do but reality is they do not.

not condoning aggressive behaviour in anyway but some people bring it upon themselves and need to look at how they treat people.

you get back what you give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so do you go out and say fuck all the front line staff I'm going to do what I want to

Wrong thread?

Some of these are not so much passive aggressive as just downright aggressive! "

I was thinking this just blatant insults haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd be alright if you weren't Ginge

I've had that one too!"

Or

Your actually quite good looking for a ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"even though I sympathise with most of you.

you have to understand that a lot of the nice people on here get overlooked and ignored.

and most women do not want the nice guy to meet, they say they do but reality is they do not.

not condoning aggressive behaviour in anyway but some people bring it upon themselves and need to look at how they treat people.

you get back what you give

"

All your post suggests bad attitudes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"even though I sympathise with most of you.

you have to understand that a lot of the nice people on here get overlooked and ignored.

and most women do not want the nice guy to meet, they say they do but reality is they do not.

not condoning aggressive behaviour in anyway but some people bring it upon themselves and need to look at how they treat people.

you get back what you give

"

Hmm, hopefully we don't deserve disabled related abuse

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

I don’t care what size you are or what you look like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Queen was a bit passive agressive in her speech, with her comments on us all hoping we can look back in pride at our response to the crisis. As in stay inside you set of bastards and do what you're told! "

I didn’t mean to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like that type of clothes but on you it works

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My pet hate is people who say like "with all due respect" before totally disrespecting you, Or preceding bigoted comments with "I'm not racist... but..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had -

I don't like black people but you don't look black.

You'd be so pretty if you lost weight.

Among many over the years

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"You've got the kind of body that women would die from..."

It was meant in jest though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men like comfy...

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

I once worked for a company , where the boss always said to the truck drivers , do you like driving trucks , he would then say , why don’t you learn how to do it properly , I told him to shove his truck up his ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Queen was a bit passive agressive in her speech, with her comments on us all hoping we can look back in pride at our response to the crisis. As in stay inside you set of bastards and do what you're told!

I didn’t mean to be "

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By *ustfulmusingCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

When l don’t see you for l while l think you look like Joanna lumley but then l see you and think nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that was directed to you. Then your not old. Nor ugly. Be you. Be amazing. All of you for that matter.

We are all beautiful and all unique. We are wonderful balls of diverse energy.

Peace xx

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"even though I sympathise with most of you.

you have to understand that a lot of the nice people on here get overlooked and ignored.

and most women do not want the nice guy to meet, they say they do but reality is they do not.

not condoning aggressive behaviour in anyway but some people bring it upon themselves and need to look at how they treat people.

you get back what you give

"

You seem very bitter and not like a nice person.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There are the maxims that get changed, often with qualifications or made very conditional

They do say that there's *maybe, perhaps* someone for *almost* everyone, *if they make the right efforts* and haven't left it a bit late*.

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By *imandLynn98Couple
over a year ago

Palm Coast

"What? Did you lose a bet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Price of Fabrabrah has said all of these to me in the last twelve hours"

He is such a flirt

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