FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Rules

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Let's have some fab rules,

Funnier the better, curly wurly for the best, the more outrageous the better

I'll start with

Rule number 1;

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule number 2 : don't believe people who drive white fiat 500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 3. Never ever google anything you have seen mentioned and dont understand.

EVER.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not spread ones arse cheeks and show ones bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not spread ones arse cheeks and show ones bum hole "

Oh yes

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By *handraWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Rule number 4. Cake must always be offered

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Rule number 4. Cake must always be offered "

Rule 5

Tidy up your house before taking photos and don't do them in the toilet

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Maintain a good sense of humour.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Never use a sky remote to measure your dick..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never use a sky remote to measure your dick.."

But Virgin remotes are accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is a soldier or fireman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never use a sky remote to measure your dick.."

Or one of those tiny cans....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 6: Stop bloody moaning about trivial things.

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Rule number 6- no gogglebox in the background of videos, it's weird lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Never chat about politics or religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never use a sky remote to measure your dick..

Or one of those tiny cans...."

Or a toblerone. It’s deceiving, they do mini sizes toblerones now

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Never chat about politics or religion.

This

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Don't cut off two inches of the tape measure when measuring ones dick or stick two inches up your bum.

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Never use a sky remote to measure your dick..

But Virgin remotes are accepted

Any remote. Deodorant can. Beer can. Or pint glass haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 7

Use a fire extinguisher to measure your cock.

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Rule number xx

Never say you're 'defiantly going to meet her again' in veris.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Don't piss on your lamppost, use water it's more environmentally friendly

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Rule 8

Tidy up the background before taking photographs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always accept friend requests from widow dad and _hunky gent

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Some should really refrain from taking photos altogether.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always remind people they know who they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't compare people with household cleaning tools (Dyson)...

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Dont accept friend requests from a "curious couple" that have been on a year with no pics and no verifications

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Everyone needs to be a professional and treat everyone with respect.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Adulterous men and women must be treated equally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No photos of kids or family on the wall in pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never never never be something you are not. In other words I am not interested in messages from men pretending to be women or couples.

In fact if this rule is broken then those should be tarred and feathered and paraded down the main street of your village.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's OK to think that you live by your own rules but here, Fab rules are the only ones that matter. Read and understand them, then comply.

If your clothes shrank drastically in the wrong wash, choose others for profile pics, if you are going to label yourself as

'Average' body type, as this still does not include a man with a car sized belly, bulging over what may be considered a penis, wearing faded clothing that doesn't fit you. Tiny clothes don't make your cock seem bigger either.

Men you aren't bi or gay, no matter how many cocks you have surprisingly enjoyed, unless you put this in the census, so no need to ask in the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never use a sky remote to measure your dick..

But Virgin remotes are accepted

But it wouldn't be a virgin anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All woman's pics are Photoshop or and airbrushed.

It's true.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't bore women with long messages, they get too many to read. Shorter the better.

Honesty is always appreciated. If you are desoerate and willing to make do, why hide it? Be upfront. Make sure your username explicitly shouts your needs. Be honest.

Wet wipes are a quick alternative to a shower. Or spray Lynx, if none in the loo at work, before a detour for a shag on the way home.

Not too delicate with fingering? Shove a fist in, if she's not showing enough appreciation.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Girls love just a cock pic on a profile rather than a guys face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/04/20 10:47:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 101: Thou shant compare!

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Rule No. xxx

Labels don't matter.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Be genuine

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