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I really don’t know weather to laugh or cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This lockdown is really getting to me I just find myself wandering around the house going from room to room maybe a quick peek out the window with the faint hope of seeing another human being and then back wandering about again looking in cupboards and wardrobes just to pass the time

At the moment I’m in the kitchen looking in all the cupboards reading the small print on the back of a bottle of bleach that’s how bad it’s got

Hang on a minute there’s a packet of custard creams now we’re talking

Ignore all that bullshit life is good again

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I found my dog walking into a room, sighing and walking out again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found my dog walking into a room, sighing and walking out again. "

Awww give him a custard cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any other biscuits and id have agreed with you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This lockdown is really getting to me I just find myself wandering around the house going from room to room maybe a quick peek out the window with the faint hope of seeing another human being and then back wandering about again looking in cupboards and wardrobes just to pass the time

At the moment I’m in the kitchen looking in all the cupboards reading the small print on the back of a bottle of bleach that’s how bad it’s got

Hang on a minute there’s a packet of custard creams now we’re talking

Ignore all that bullshit life is good again "

Take your slugs for a walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This lockdown is really getting to me I just find myself wandering around the house going from room to room maybe a quick peek out the window with the faint hope of seeing another human being and then back wandering about again looking in cupboards and wardrobes just to pass the time

At the moment I’m in the kitchen looking in all the cupboards reading the small print on the back of a bottle of bleach that’s how bad it’s got

Hang on a minute there’s a packet of custard creams now we’re talking

Ignore all that bullshit life is good again

Take your slugs for a walk"

Your not being slugist are you?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Just laugh it makes you feel good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This lockdown is really getting to me I just find myself wandering around the house going from room to room maybe a quick peek out the window with the faint hope of seeing another human being and then back wandering about again looking in cupboards and wardrobes just to pass the time

At the moment I’m in the kitchen looking in all the cupboards reading the small print on the back of a bottle of bleach that’s how bad it’s got

Hang on a minute there’s a packet of custard creams now we’re talking

Ignore all that bullshit life is good again

Take your slugs for a walk

Your not being slugist are you? "

Only when they muller my cabbages bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just swan around in silk PJ's and dressing gown like Hugh Hefner with a pipe stuck out the side of my mouth that blows bubbles.

I study the female mind with a "man of the world" look on my face and marvel at how I'm holding on to hold my sanity. Actually I'm losing my mind too... lol "

You seem quite normal to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just swan around in silk PJ's and dressing gown like Hugh Hefner with a pipe stuck out the side of my mouth that blows bubbles.

Spending my days studying the female mind with a "man of the world" look on my face and marvel at how I'm holding on to my sanity whilst others are panic buying in Aldi. Actually I'm losing my mind too... lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just swan around in silk PJ's and dressing gown like Hugh Hefner with a pipe stuck out the side of my mouth that blows bubbles.

I study the female mind with a "man of the world" look on my face and marvel at how I'm holding on to hold my sanity. Actually I'm losing my mind too... lol

You seem quite normal to me "

Yes but last night I saw a full moon and started howling naked... damn this covig bollocks lol

Aooowwwwwwwwww....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?"

Doesn’t everyone????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just swan around in silk PJ's and dressing gown like Hugh Hefner with a pipe stuck out the side of my mouth that blows bubbles.

I study the female mind with a "man of the world" look on my face and marvel at how I'm holding on to hold my sanity. Actually I'm losing my mind too... lol

You seem quite normal to me

Yes but last night I saw a full moon and started howling naked... damn this covig bollocks lol

Aooowwwwwwwwww...."

Once again quite normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked out the window and saw my neighbour in her garden talking to her cat as if it knew and understood what she was saying.

I then went to the lounge and told my dog all about - how we laughed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone???? "

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I looked out the window and saw my neighbour in her garden talking to her cat as if it knew and understood what she was saying.

I then went to the lounge and told my dog all about - how we laughed!"

I bet your dog understood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption... "

Ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops "

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?"

Hang on I’ll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?

Hang on I’ll give it a go "

Oh it works, 2 days ago I turned a Curly Wurly into a Milky Bar... still cant get the taste of Domestos out my mouth though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?

Hang on I’ll give it a go

Oh it works, 2 days ago I turned a Curly Wurly into a Milky Bar... still cant get the taste of Domestos out my mouth though?"

Mmmmm I think we need to give this some serious thought I detect a slight flaw in your ingenious idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?

Hang on I’ll give it a go

Oh it works, 2 days ago I turned a Curly Wurly into a Milky Bar... still cant get the taste of Domestos out my mouth though?

Mmmmm I think we need to give this some serious thought I detect a slight flaw in your ingenious idea "

Indeed... we need to set up a think tank, a maelstrom of todays top brains!!

I'll ring prof Brian Cox and Dr Hillary Jones you get Joe Pasquale... His buckets of doom trick is so clever its like the work of the devil...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?

Hang on I’ll give it a go

Oh it works, 2 days ago I turned a Curly Wurly into a Milky Bar... still cant get the taste of Domestos out my mouth though?

Mmmmm I think we need to give this some serious thought I detect a slight flaw in your ingenious idea

Indeed... we need to set up a think tank, a maelstrom of todays top brains!!

I'll ring prof Brian Cox and Dr Hillary Jones you get Joe Pasquale... His buckets of doom trick is so clever its like the work of the devil... "

Coxy won’t have a clue on this one I think joe is our best bet or maybe Alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just swan around in silk PJ's and dressing gown like Hugh Hefner with a pipe stuck out the side of my mouth that blows bubbles.

Spending my days studying the female mind with a "man of the world" look on my face and marvel at how I'm holding on to my sanity whilst others are panic buying in Aldi. Actually I'm losing my mind too... lol "

I’m guessing a year lockdown wouldn’t be enough time to study the female mind.... and infinity to understand it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm worryingly into a routine and getting used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just swan around in silk PJ's and dressing gown like Hugh Hefner with a pipe stuck out the side of my mouth that blows bubbles.

Spending my days studying the female mind with a "man of the world" look on my face and marvel at how I'm holding on to my sanity whilst others are panic buying in Aldi. Actually I'm losing my mind too... lol

I’m guessing a year lockdown wouldn’t be enough time to study the female mind.... and infinity to understand it "

Too infinity and beyond...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?

Hang on I’ll give it a go

Oh it works, 2 days ago I turned a Curly Wurly into a Milky Bar... still cant get the taste of Domestos out my mouth though?

Mmmmm I think we need to give this some serious thought I detect a slight flaw in your ingenious idea

Indeed... we need to set up a think tank, a maelstrom of todays top brains!!

I'll ring prof Brian Cox and Dr Hillary Jones you get Joe Pasquale... His buckets of doom trick is so clever its like the work of the devil...

Coxy won’t have a clue on this one I think joe is our best bet or maybe Alice "

Alice, Alice... who the fuck is Alice lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?

Hang on I’ll give it a go

Oh it works, 2 days ago I turned a Curly Wurly into a Milky Bar... still cant get the taste of Domestos out my mouth though?

Mmmmm I think we need to give this some serious thought I detect a slight flaw in your ingenious idea

Indeed... we need to set up a think tank, a maelstrom of todays top brains!!

I'll ring prof Brian Cox and Dr Hillary Jones you get Joe Pasquale... His buckets of doom trick is so clever its like the work of the devil...

Coxy won’t have a clue on this one I think joe is our best bet or maybe Alice

Alice, Alice... who the fuck is Alice lol "

My next door neighbor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you keep your custard creams in the same cupboard as the bleach ?

Doesn’t everyone????

We all must bleach out biscuits for at least 20 seconds before consumption...

Ooops

I bleached my bourbons and they turned into custard creams, did yours..?

Hang on I’ll give it a go

Oh it works, 2 days ago I turned a Curly Wurly into a Milky Bar... still cant get the taste of Domestos out my mouth though?

Mmmmm I think we need to give this some serious thought I detect a slight flaw in your ingenious idea

Indeed... we need to set up a think tank, a maelstrom of todays top brains!!

I'll ring prof Brian Cox and Dr Hillary Jones you get Joe Pasquale... His buckets of doom trick is so clever its like the work of the devil...

Coxy won’t have a clue on this one I think joe is our best bet or maybe Alice

Alice, Alice... who the fuck is Alice lol

My next door neighbor "

Ooooh most welcome then

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