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"Are you a serious twunt?  "Seriously, I am a twunt...Im not even joking. | |||
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"I'm a twunt and proud of it, no anonymity for me "Thank god! I thought I was the only twunt on fab. That's why I came to the meeting... | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a professional twunt..." FTFY | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a professional twunt... FTFY " | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour   "Are you a twunt as well? | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour
Are you a twunt as well?"yep | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour
Are you a twunt as well?yep "Hi Whistle  | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour
Are you a twunt as well?yep
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour
Are you a twunt as well?yep
Hi Whistle
hey hope you're OK "Im alright bud. Got my own shit to deal with but hey. Hope you and yours are all safe and well | |||
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"Any other twunts out and about today?" yep loads on beach | |||
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"Any other twunts out and about today?yep loads on beach "Germ ridden bastards | |||
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"Any other twunts out and about today?yep loads on beach
Germ ridden bastards"lol omg | |||
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"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt "Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need... | |||
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"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt
Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need..."Do we get a badge | |||
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"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt
Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need...
Do we get a badge "Yeah. Im beavering away with some blunt ended scissors and a pritt sick as we speak... | |||
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"His name is Dan And he's a Twunt. He's a very naice Man And not a cunt. He has a pink shirt But don't say he's gay. He's just popped in In order to say. That's he's a twunt And he really don't mind If you say he's a twunt He's really that kind He'd offer a shag But he's in isolation And when he gets out He's fucking the nation Cos he's a TWUNT !" Thats absolutely brilliant Granny Crumpet. Im both chuffed and flattered that you took time out to compose that. You really have made my day lovely x | |||
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"You are welcome. Was it the time out or the end product ?" Its all good lovely x | |||
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"You are welcome. Was it the time out or the end product ?" granny crumpet is not a strumpet you either like her way or you can lump it shes a lady of mystery but goes way back in fab history shes from liverpool it would seem but her views can be extreme shes not lost her marbles yet and never will i would bet does she keep her teeth in a glass or is she from the upper class i don't know and neither do you she won't feature in whos who | |||
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"Fuck me this place has some.....
Yeah but shhhh no ones told them yet "Some ppl won't be told  | |||
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"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt
Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need...
Do we get a badge
Yeah. Im beavering away with some blunt ended scissors and a pritt sick as we speak..."I hope your pritt stick hadn’t run out of stick  | |||
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"You are welcome. Was it the time out or the end product ?" It was both Granny Crumpet x | |||
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"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt
Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need...
Do we get a badge
Yeah. Im beavering away with some blunt ended scissors and a pritt sick as we speak...
I hope your pritt stick hadn’t run out of stick "Ive got the stickiest pritt stick in town... | |||
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"it is with great sadness that i have to announce the loss of a few further businesses around our village. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the watchmakers has had to wind down, the chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put their foot down and give staff the boot and finally the launderette has been taken to the cleaners " | |||
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"it is with great sadness that i have to announce the loss of a few further businesses around our village. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the watchmakers has had to wind down, the chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put their foot down and give staff the boot and finally the launderette has been taken to the cleaners "Near my part of the world. The bouncy castle hire company has collapsed, the BDSM suppliers and the winch firm have wound down, the turf growers have been put out to pasture, the taxi firm has been flagged as down, the train shed has hit the buffers, the bookies have ran out of cash (what were the odds?), the quarry has hit rock bottom, the fishing club and klakes have had the bailiffs in. Not good for the musical instrument repairers either, as they haven't had a prophet (A keyboard by Sequential Circuits) since Februrary. The sewage pipe makers are also going the drain. More bad news again, the undertakers have announced grave statistics, during this quarter. | |||
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"Klakes should say clubhouse. Damn touch typing." Klakes7? | |||
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"Op your not alone. I count myself among your number. This site is inundated. " Welcone fellow twunt | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night..." They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards "What a bunch of twunts... | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts..."Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying "Hor licks I like... | |||
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"Only twunts message me.. Read my profile.. Very twunty" Ehh Ive not messaged you and I'm a proper twunt... Are you a twunt though? I only message other twunts and twuntettes. And more importantly what flavour are you? Ready salted, cheese and onion, salt and vinegar or prawn coctail? | |||
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"Only twunts message me.. Read my profile.. Very twunty" Ehh sorry. Just read your profile. Can confirm that you are a proper twunt. Welcome sister x | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
Hor licks I like..."I can only spell Ovaltine  | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
Hor licks I like...
I can only spell Ovaltine "Can you do the song? | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
Hor licks I like...
I can only spell Ovaltine
Can you do the song?"Yes we are the Olvatinies .... damn I am that old | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
Hor licks I like...
I can only spell Ovaltine
Can you do the song?
Yes we are the Olvatinies .... damn I am that old ""We are the ovaltinies Happy boys and girls..." | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying "The Ovaltwunties lol | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol"Ohhh I like that | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
Hor licks I like...
I can only spell Ovaltine
Can you do the song?
Yes we are the Olvatinies .... damn I am that old "Nah we're GenX is all. The WW2 generation were still pretty much in charge when we were kids so we caught the tail end of the old fashioned stuff like ovaltinie songs and bill and ben... And then acid house happened lol | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that ""We are the ovaltwunties Horny boys and girls..." | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls...""Are you making badges with that on | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on "Im covered in pritt stick and glitter... | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter..."Awww I bet you look pretty | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty "Im like a little twinkly shooting star... | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty
Im like a little twinkly shooting star..."Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?  | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty
Im like a little twinkly shooting star...
Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ? "I think we might be... What do you want to do? | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty
Im like a little twinkly shooting star...
Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?
I think we might be... What do you want to do?"There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty
Im like a little twinkly shooting star...
Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?
I think we might be... What do you want to do?
There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart "I think online avatars are immune... | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty
Im like a little twinkly shooting star...
Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?
I think we might be... What do you want to do?
There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart
I think online avatars are immune..."Would you care to dance? | |||
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"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A . "Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? | |||
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"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .
Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty?"who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol | |||
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"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .
Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol "You yer big twunt lol | |||
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"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .
Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol
You yer big twunt lol" I can see I'm not going to win this lol | |||
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"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .
Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol
You yer big twunt lol
I can see I'm not going to win this lol "Twunts anonymous has no winners or losers bud, everyone is equal in here. Its a safe space... | |||
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"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .
Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol
You yer big twunt lol
I can see I'm not going to win this lol
Twunts anonymous has no winners or losers bud, everyone is equal in here. Its a safe space..." | |||
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"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .
Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol
You yer big twunt lol
I can see I'm not going to win this lol
Twunts anonymous has no winners or losers bud, everyone is equal in here. Its a safe space... "You big twunt lol | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty
Im like a little twinkly shooting star...
Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?
I think we might be... What do you want to do?
There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart
I think online avatars are immune..."Awwww Is that pirate captain Snoopy | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty
Im like a little twinkly shooting star...
Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?
I think we might be... What do you want to do?
There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart
I think online avatars are immune...
Awwww Is that pirate captain Snoopy "Nah that is actually DanDogx, I'm just a product of his rum soaked imagination! | |||
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"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night... They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards
What a bunch of twunts...
Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying
The Ovaltwunties lol
Ohhh I like that
"We are the ovaltwunties
Horny boys and girls..."
Are you making badges with that on
Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...
Awww I bet you look pretty
Im like a little twinkly shooting star...
Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?
I think we might be... What do you want to do?
There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart
I think online avatars are immune...
Awwww Is that pirate captain Snoopy
Nah that is actually DanDogx, I'm just a product of his rum soaked imagination!" | |||
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"Us twunts are in short supply  "You'll be in even shorter supply if you keep trying to cut bits off  | |||
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"Us twunts are in short supply "Twunts should not be allowed power tools | |||
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"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools"I totally agree | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt..." No ......., I am Dan!!!!!!  | |||
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"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools
I totally agree "They should be banned from power tool usage completely.. And probably from opening boxes with knives too! | |||
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"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools
I totally agree
They should be banned from power tool usage completely.. And probably from opening boxes with knives too! " I used a fire poker | |||
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"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools
I totally agree
They should be banned from power tool usage completely.. And probably from opening boxes with knives too!
I used a fire poker "Thats exactly the sort of thing a twunt would do... Welcome brother | |||
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"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools
I totally agree
They should be banned from power tool usage completely.. And probably from opening boxes with knives too!
I used a fire poker
Thats exactly the sort of thing a twunt would do... Welcome brother"Finally a kindred spirit thank you brother | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt... No ......., I am Dan!!!!!! "I am Dan and so is my wife... | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt... No ......., I am Dan!!!!!!
I am Dan and so is my wife..."Kind of apt considering the film!!!! | |||
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"My name is Dan and I am a twunt... No ......., I am Dan!!!!!!
I am Dan and so is my wife...
Kind of apt considering the film!!!! ":- I always look on the bright side of life bud... | |||
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