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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My name is Dan and I am a twunt...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Are you a serious twunt?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Are u a serial twunt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you a serious twunt? "

Seriously, I am a twunt...Im not even joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a twunt and proud of it, no anonymity for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a twunt and proud of it, no anonymity for me "

Thank god! I thought I was the only twunt on fab. That's why I came to the meeting...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"My name is Dan and I am a professional twunt..."

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt..."
bonjour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a professional twunt...

FTFY "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour "

Are you a twunt as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour

Are you a twunt as well?"

yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour

Are you a twunt as well?yep "

Hi Whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour

Are you a twunt as well?yep

Hi Whistle

"

hey hope you're OK

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

There are many here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...bonjour

Are you a twunt as well?yep

Hi Whistle

hey hope you're OK "

Im alright bud. Got my own shit to deal with but hey. Hope you and yours are all safe and well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are many here..."

Are you a twunt Cougar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any other twunts out and about today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any other twunts out and about today?"
yep loads on beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any other twunts out and about today?yep loads on beach "

Germ ridden bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any other twunts out and about today?yep loads on beach

Germ ridden bastards"

lol omg

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt "

Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I introduce myself as a twunt at first meet.

No hiding it, I'm proud of being one.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt

Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need..."

Do we get a badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt

Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need...

Do we get a badge "

Yeah. Im beavering away with some blunt ended scissors and a pritt sick as we speak...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

His name is Dan

And he's a Twunt.

He's a very naice Man

And not a cunt.

He has a pink shirt

But don't say he's gay.

He's just popped in

In order to say.

That's he's a twunt

And he really don't mind

If you say he's a twunt

He's really that kind

He'd offer a shag

But he's in isolation

And when he gets out

He's fucking the nation

Cos he's a TWUNT !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"His name is Dan

And he's a Twunt.

He's a very naice Man

And not a cunt.

He has a pink shirt

But don't say he's gay.

He's just popped in

In order to say.

That's he's a twunt

And he really don't mind

If you say he's a twunt

He's really that kind

He'd offer a shag

But he's in isolation

And when he gets out

He's fucking the nation

Cos he's a TWUNT !"

Thats absolutely brilliant Granny Crumpet. Im both chuffed and flattered that you took time out to compose that. You really have made my day lovely x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You are welcome. Was it the time out or the end product ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are welcome. Was it the time out or the end product ?"

Its all good lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are welcome. Was it the time out or the end product ?"
granny crumpet

is not a strumpet

you either like her way or you can lump it

shes a lady of mystery

but goes way back in fab history

shes from liverpool it would seem

but her views can be extreme

shes not lost her marbles yet

and never will i would bet

does she keep her teeth in a glass

or is she from the upper class

i don't know and neither do you

she won't feature in whos who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me this place has some.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Fuck me this place has some....."

Yeah but shhhh no ones told them yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck me this place has some.....

Yeah but shhhh no ones told them yet "

Some ppl won't be told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it is with great sadness that i have to announce the loss of a few further businesses around our village. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the watchmakers has had to wind down, the chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put their foot down and give staff the boot and finally the launderette has been taken to the cleaners

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt

Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need...

Do we get a badge

Yeah. Im beavering away with some blunt ended scissors and a pritt sick as we speak..."

I hope your pritt stick hadn’t run out of stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are welcome. Was it the time out or the end product ?"

It was both Granny Crumpet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohh that’s a good beard you have there for a twunt

Thanks Sandy. Im too much of a twunt to shave. Welcome to the twunts anonymous meeting. Hope you find the support you need...

Do we get a badge

Yeah. Im beavering away with some blunt ended scissors and a pritt sick as we speak...

I hope your pritt stick hadn’t run out of stick "

Ive got the stickiest pritt stick in town...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"it is with great sadness that i have to announce the loss of a few further businesses around our village. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the watchmakers has had to wind down, the chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put their foot down and give staff the boot and finally the launderette has been taken to the cleaners "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"it is with great sadness that i have to announce the loss of a few further businesses around our village. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the watchmakers has had to wind down, the chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put their foot down and give staff the boot and finally the launderette has been taken to the cleaners "

Near my part of the world.

The bouncy castle hire company has collapsed, the BDSM suppliers and the winch firm have wound down, the turf growers have been put out to pasture, the taxi firm has been flagged as down, the train shed has hit the buffers, the bookies have ran out of cash (what were the odds?), the quarry has hit rock bottom, the fishing club and klakes have had the bailiffs in.

Not good for the musical instrument repairers either, as they haven't had a prophet (A keyboard by Sequential Circuits) since Februrary. The sewage pipe makers are also going the drain.

More bad news again, the undertakers have announced grave statistics, during this quarter.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Klakes should say clubhouse. Damn touch typing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Klakes should say clubhouse. Damn touch typing."

Klakes7?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op your not alone.

I count myself among your number.

This site is inundated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op your not alone.

I count myself among your number.

This site is inundated. "

Welcone fellow twunt

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night..."

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards "

What a bunch of twunts...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts..."

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only twunts message me..

Read my profile.. Very twunty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying "

Hor licks I like...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only twunts message me..

Read my profile.. Very twunty"

Ehh Ive not messaged you and I'm a proper twunt... Are you a twunt though? I only message other twunts and twuntettes. And more importantly what flavour are you? Ready salted, cheese and onion, salt and vinegar or prawn coctail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only twunts message me..

Read my profile.. Very twunty"

Ehh sorry. Just read your profile. Can confirm that you are a proper twunt. Welcome sister x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

Hor licks I like..."

I can only spell Ovaltine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

Hor licks I like...

I can only spell Ovaltine "

Can you do the song?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

Hor licks I like...

I can only spell Ovaltine

Can you do the song?"

Yes we are the Olvatinies .... damn I am that old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

Hor licks I like...

I can only spell Ovaltine

Can you do the song?

Yes we are the Olvatinies .... damn I am that old "

"We are the ovaltinies

Happy boys and girls..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying "

The Ovaltwunties lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol"

Ohhh I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

Hor licks I like...

I can only spell Ovaltine

Can you do the song?

Yes we are the Olvatinies .... damn I am that old "

Nah we're GenX is all. The WW2 generation were still pretty much in charge when we were kids so we caught the tail end of the old fashioned stuff like ovaltinie songs and bill and ben... And then acid house happened lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that "

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls...""

Are you making badges with that on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on "

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter..."

Awww I bet you look pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty "

Im like a little twinkly shooting star...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty

Im like a little twinkly shooting star..."

Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty

Im like a little twinkly shooting star...

Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ? "

I think we might be... What do you want to do?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty

Im like a little twinkly shooting star...

Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?

I think we might be... What do you want to do?"

There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty

Im like a little twinkly shooting star...

Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?

I think we might be... What do you want to do?

There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart "

I think online avatars are immune...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty

Im like a little twinkly shooting star...

Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?

I think we might be... What do you want to do?

There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart

I think online avatars are immune..."

Would you care to dance?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A . "

Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .

Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty?"

who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .

Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol "

You yer big twunt lol

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .

Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol

You yer big twunt lol"

I can see I'm not going to win this lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .

Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol

You yer big twunt lol

I can see I'm not going to win this lol "

Twunts anonymous has no winners or losers bud, everyone is equal in here. Its a safe space...

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .

Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol

You yer big twunt lol

I can see I'm not going to win this lol

Twunts anonymous has no winners or losers bud, everyone is equal in here. Its a safe space..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut it twunt in the voice of B.A .

Oh look, another twunt has just shown up lol. How are you twunty? who yiu calling a twunt ? Twunt ( b.a. Voice again lol

You yer big twunt lol

I can see I'm not going to win this lol

Twunts anonymous has no winners or losers bud, everyone is equal in here. Its a safe space... "

You big twunt lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty

Im like a little twinkly shooting star...

Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?

I think we might be... What do you want to do?

There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart

I think online avatars are immune..."

Awwww Is that pirate captain Snoopy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty

Im like a little twinkly shooting star...

Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?

I think we might be... What do you want to do?

There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart

I think online avatars are immune...

Awwww Is that pirate captain Snoopy "

Nah that is actually DanDogx, I'm just a product of his rum soaked imagination!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There must be some more twunts out and about this time of night...

They’re all in bed with a cocoa the bastards

What a bunch of twunts...

Yeah, I prefer Ovaltine, just saying

The Ovaltwunties lol

Ohhh I like that

"We are the ovaltwunties

Horny boys and girls..."

Are you making badges with that on

Im covered in pritt stick and glitter...

Awww I bet you look pretty

Im like a little twinkly shooting star...

Pssssttttt!!! Is it just the two of us left in the clubhouse now ?

I think we might be... What do you want to do?

There’s not much you can do when you are six foot apart

I think online avatars are immune...

Awwww Is that pirate captain Snoopy

Nah that is actually DanDogx, I'm just a product of his rum soaked imagination!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex would definitely agree I am!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us twunts are in short supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us twunts are in short supply "

You'll be in even shorter supply if you keep trying to cut bits off

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By *itty Wrecking BallMan
over a year ago

Throne of Hell

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By *itty Wrecking BallMan
over a year ago

Throne of Hell


"Us twunts are in short supply "
Twunts should not be allowed power tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools"

I totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt..."

No ......., I am Dan!!!!!!

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By *olkadotPrincessWoman
over a year ago

Hednesford

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By *olkadotPrincessWoman
over a year ago

Hednesford


"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools

I totally agree "

They should be banned from power tool usage completely.. And probably from opening boxes with knives too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools

I totally agree

They should be banned from power tool usage completely.. And probably from opening boxes with knives too! "

I used a fire poker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools

I totally agree

They should be banned from power tool usage completely.. And probably from opening boxes with knives too!

I used a fire poker "

Thats exactly the sort of thing a twunt would do... Welcome brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Us twunts are in short supply Twunts should not be allowed power tools

I totally agree

They should be banned from power tool usage completely.. And probably from opening boxes with knives too!

I used a fire poker

Thats exactly the sort of thing a twunt would do... Welcome brother"

Finally a kindred spirit thank you brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...

No ......., I am Dan!!!!!! "

I am Dan and so is my wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...

No ......., I am Dan!!!!!!

I am Dan and so is my wife..."

Kind of apt considering the film!!!!

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over a year ago


"My name is Dan and I am a twunt...

No ......., I am Dan!!!!!!

I am Dan and so is my wife...

Kind of apt considering the film!!!! "

:-

I always look on the bright side of life bud...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alright twunts. Happy easter x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Did you get a million eggs?

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