FabSwingers.com forum: What do woman actually want to read in first message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many woman on here want to be spoke to like a complete whore and others hate it can't win haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink..."

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink..."

No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...

No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha "

Aaaaah so you’re pissing on a chair then? Gotcha

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Speak to them like a human being you just met in person. Not like a piece of meat you want to fuck with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...

No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha "

Oh sorry bud, my mistake. It just really does look like you're pissing in your sink is all..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...

No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha

Aaaaah so you’re pissing on a chair then? Gotcha

Ahhhhh I see in one of your pics you look like you haven't wiped your ass properly mate

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Get a sense of what they want by reading their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...

Ha ha ha "

Doesn't it look like he's pissing in his sink though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...

No have a proper look I'm stood in the corner of the room and that's a chair in front of me haha

Oh sorry bud, my mistake. It just really does look like you're pissing in your sink is all.. "

That's alright mate haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a sense of what they want by reading their profile."

And dont tell them you want to piss in their sink probably...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a sense of what they want by reading their profile."

Yeah that's what I do every time must just be me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, Tom Hardy here....

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

Read there profile , find something that stick out on their profile

Form a message with said something and send

Btw no dick pics

Happy fabbing

Welcome to the Bman79 school of how fab is done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know you answered your own question by saying we all want different things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all want someone to say “hey, see you’re on a sex site, so with respect, you have got to be a right whore who’ll fuck me?” Make sure you say “with respect” so then you’ve covered all bases x Viv x

Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"We all want someone to say “hey, see you’re on a sex site, so with respect, you have got to be a right whore who’ll fuck me?” Make sure you say “with respect” so then you’ve covered all bases x Viv x

Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x"

Too late. It's been copied and pasted to 30 different women already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x

Too late. It's been copied and pasted to 30 different women already.

Oops!! Sorry!! My bad

but you’ll forgive me, haha xx

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Get a sense of what they want by reading their profile."

I do do that and check their interests, send face pics but still often don't get a response!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x

Too late. It's been copied and pasted to 30 different women already.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Disclaimer: Don’t use that message, it won’t get you anywhere, haha x

Too late. It's been copied and pasted to 30 different women already.

Oops!! Sorry!! My bad

but you’ll forgive me, haha xx"

Only because you're so lovely. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink..."

That's unlikely to be an ideal first message for many women.

Read profiles and tailor your message.

Everyone wants respect, so show your version of it. Including lots of hot sexual details isn't likely the best first shot for most. We want to know more about you, why you're interested and to get a feel for how well we'll get along. We want to be comfortable when we're with you, as you'll be a friend for the moments, albeit you'll charge things sexually.

Remember, a lot will meet socially-only first, so if we get a sense we will get along, lots of smiles and feeling great around you, will be more attractive than brash sexual demands only.

You can fuck me silly later but let's feel good about each other. You can do this year way, so your personality comes across.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)"

What????

No kisses "XXX" at the end??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)

What????

No kisses "XXX" at the end?? "

Kisses aren’t necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you pissing in your sink in that photo? It looks like you're pissing in your sink...

That's unlikely to be an ideal first message for many women.

Read profiles and tailor your message.

Remember, a lot will meet socially-only first, so if we get a sense we will get along, lots of smiles and feeling great around you, will be more attractive than brash sexual demands only.

You can fuck me silly later but let's feel good about each other. You can do this year way, so your personality comes across. "

No I meant the OP. On his profile pic it looks like he's pissing in his sink. Have a look if you dont believe me...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)

What????

No kisses "XXX" at the end??

Kisses aren’t necessary "

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)"

Works for me like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)

Works for me like..."

Tbf this message has just worked on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)

Works for me like...

Tbf this message has just worked on me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)

Works for me like...

Tbf this message has just worked on me "

You got my message then?

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By *heeky-gingerWoman
over a year ago

Not meeting

In my opinion a good profile is far more important than crafting some incredible, tailor-made first message mentioning all the persons interests and giving them five questions to answer or whatever else. If someone has a profile where they’ve clearly taken pride in it and made an effort then I imagine they’ll get people replying even just to a “hi, how are you?” message.

On the other hand, you can write a 2000-word essay as a first message and it isn’t going to get read most of the time if you haven’t put any effort into your profile.

I’d also be very surprised if there are many women who like being “talked to like a whore” in a first message. There are plenty of women who enjoy that kind of thing, but from people they’ve built up some kind of rapport with. I don’t think there are many who’d appreciate it from a stranger. I would very strongly advise against sending messages like that unless a profile explicitly requests it or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets""

Where have you been all my life?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets""

But with what dips??

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets""

Winner winner , chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer "

Have I ever told you that I luvs ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the opposite of whatever it is I do as I've an uncanny knack of being ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Have I ever told you that I luvs ya? "

Chicken nuggets, curry dip, and a cheeseburger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Have I ever told you that I luvs ya?

Chicken nuggets, curry dip, and a cheeseburger

Im feckin starvin again now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not “are you any good at sucking cock” ...not yours, buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best message...20 chicken nuggets, cheese burger, chicken mayo burger, cheese melts, large fries & McDonald's fanta and whatever you're having

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best message...20 chicken nuggets, cheese burger, chicken mayo burger, cheese melts, large fries & McDonald's fanta and whatever you're having

I feel like we could be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best message...20 chicken nuggets, cheese burger, chicken mayo burger, cheese melts, large fries & McDonald's fanta and whatever you're having

I feel like we could be friends "

Ok but I'm not sharing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best message...20 chicken nuggets, cheese burger, chicken mayo burger, cheese melts, large fries & McDonald's fanta and whatever you're having

Stop it! Ive got the proper munchies and all the chippies are closed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be yourself, dont just say what they want to hear, jeez!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself, dont just say what they want to hear, jeez!"

I think the OP is being himself though, that's where he's running into difficulties...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself, dont just say what they want to hear, jeez!

I think the OP is being himself though, that's where he's running into difficulties..."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So many woman on here want to be spoke to like a complete whore and others hate it can't win haha"

Manners.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

They want to know if they can borrow my lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They want to know if they can borrow my lipstick "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer "

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise..."

Nooooooooo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise..."

Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken. "

Yesssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !"

Come over to the dark side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken.

Yesssss"

See who needs to compromise when you can just pump the numbers up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken.

Yesssss

See who needs to compromise when you can just pump the numbers up! "

Pump pump pump it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !"

Fact! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !"

Correct!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Why not just get even more nuggets with multiple dips. Change the flavours and lots of chicken.

Yesssss

See who needs to compromise when you can just pump the numbers up!

Pump pump pump it up"

You came to get it krunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !

Correct! "

Are we made for each other??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !

Correct! "

Same difference (gasps!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !

Correct!

Are we made for each other??"

DID YOU JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS???

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !

Correct! "

It cant possibly be anything else unless you're not normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !

Correct!

Are we made for each other??"

omg OMG OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP we’ve hi jacked your thread with our saucy talk !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !

Correct!

Are we made for each other??

omg OMG OMG "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP we’ve hi jacked your thread with our saucy talk !"

Ooh saucy! (Flips wrist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've got 20 chicken nuggets"

But with what dips??

Curry dip is the only acceptable answer

Totally agree

Nah Chinese sweet chille is the way forward nuggetwise...

Nooooooooo !

Come over to the dark side

Sweet chilli only has its place with chicken selects !

Correct!

Are we made for each other??

DID YOU JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS???"

Really wish I could use the gif right now

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

Gotta ketchup with the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol !

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol !"
terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha"

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Drum roll cymbal, badum tsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ?"

He's having Chinese sweet chilli aren't you mate...

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ?"
smoked barbeque for me with mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ?

He's having Chinese sweet chilli aren't you mate..."

Stop trying to convert people!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo "

Oooooh controversial!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo

Oooooh controversial! "

That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo

Oooooh controversial!

That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!"

Bollox lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who puts curry sauce on a chicken nugget? That's like putting gravy on fish and chips. Wrong innit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo

Oooooh controversial!

That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!"

Stop embarrassing yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo

Oooooh controversial!

That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!

Stop embarrassing yourself "

Hey I'm not the one putting curry sauce on me nuggets...

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

"Gotta ketchup with the thread

Very good lol ! terrible I no. Couldn't resist ha

But seriously what would you have with your nuggets ? smoked barbeque for me with mayo

Oooooh controversial!

That's a better call than bloody curry sauce!

Bollox lol"
Curry's OK not my first choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who puts curry sauce on a chicken nugget? That's like putting gravy on fish and chips. Wrong innit..."

Had me at "innit" (secret chav)

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

"Who puts curry sauce on a chicken nugget? That's like putting gravy on fish and chips. Wrong innit...

Had me at "innit" (secret chav)"
yeh bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who puts curry sauce on a chicken nugget? That's like putting gravy on fish and chips. Wrong innit...

Had me at "innit" (secret chav) yeh bruv

Safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who puts curry sauce on a chicken nugget? That's like putting gravy on fish and chips. Wrong innit...

Had me at "innit" (secret chav) yeh bruv

Safe"

You knows it spa

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Dear jamie hants how about...

Blimey that’s a big banana! Can I take you out for dinner/up the arse?

Yours sincerely best regards etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your bank account details including 3 digit code you bet your life they'll thank you for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your bank account details including 3 digit code you bet your life they'll thank you for that

Haha, I’ve been offered that a couple of time’s on insta and f**ebook. Guys who want me to be their Domme, but when I’ve offered to send them details of some of my friends who are practicing Domme/FinDommes they’ve said no x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic.

All they talk about

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'd leave speaking to someone like a complete whore until you have got to know them and are sure that's what they want

All i ask is read my profile and treat me like another person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice tits"

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"So many woman on here want to be spoke to like a complete whore and others hate it can't win haha"

Some like to be spoken to like they are a whore.

Speak to them like a whore.

Some don't.

Don't speak to those ones like a whore.

Win/win.

Seriously though, there is a 'magic message' you can send. Any woman that receives it will drop everything to meet you and you will be balls deep by lunchtime.

The downside is it works two ways. You HAVE to fuck any woman that sends it to you.

Would you use the message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can win op. Chat to them and get to know them. I’m sure it won’t take long to work it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought women just wanted a close up appendage pic?

No wonder I don't get anywhere!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself, dont just say what they want to hear, jeez!

I think the OP is being himself though, that's where he's running into difficulties..."

Why the nastiness?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I like a face pic attached to the first message, it's not a must but it's more likely to get my attention. And I'll always look at a profile before I decide how I'm going to answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your bank account details including 3 digit code you bet your life they'll thank you for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a news flash. Women don't all like the same thing. Thank me later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a news flash. Women don't all like the same thing. Thank me later. "
true dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself, dont just say what they want to hear, jeez!

I think the OP is being himself though, that's where he's running into difficulties...

Why the nastiness? "

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. How's he ever going to learn otherwise...Anyway, curry sauce on chicken nuggets? What the actual fuck is that all about? There's some strange people on here...

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

Curry sauce is an abomination

And

Are you pissing in the sink?

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By *irk Diggler 02Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Dear Fab User/Spunk Goggling Gargoyle,

I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.

I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.

Looking forward to hearing from you

(Insert name)"

I’m stealing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have tried to see if 'nice anus on you ! Keep eating fiber!' works.

And the results are significantly positive. Except for the ones who blocked me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a face pic attached to the first message, it's not a must but it's more likely to get my attention. And I'll always look at a profile before I decide how I'm going to answer. "

Same! But if you tell me I’m gorgeous and you want to worship me that may also work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have tried to see if 'nice anus on you ! Keep eating fiber!' works.

And the results are significantly positive. Except for the ones who blocked me."

That just made me squirt(coffee over my phone)

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