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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Well g’wan, do you?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, but only by him as I only want him to x

Viv x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Noooooooo"

WHAT????

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"Well g’wan, do you? "

No harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Depends how nicely you ask

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

Winchester

Cheeky finger not bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No , a one way marmite motorway

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m not averse to being on the end of a PBW.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love

"

I’m fucking losing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a big fat no from me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love

I’m fucking losing it "

You're in good company

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love

I’m fucking losing it "

Hold it together soldier!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Occasionally!"

Birthdays, Christmas etc

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It’s a big fat cock for me "

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

It has been known.

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By *abuma65Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

yes please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love

I’m fucking losing it

Hold it together soldier! "

I’m holding both cheeks firmly together thanks brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a big fat cock for me

"

Hahahaha. That nearly made me fall off my sunbed and spill my Prosecco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love

I’m fucking loving it "

Sounds like it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s a big fat knob from me "

Nora!

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

No chance....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Well g’wan, do you? "

Yes, and we all know its your fave thing to do Mr M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a big fat knob from me

Nora! "

Haha. Leave me alone you meanies

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love

I’m fucking losing it

Hold it together soldier!

I’m holding both cheeks firmly together thanks brother "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Occasionally!

Birthdays, Christmas etc "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a big fat cock for me

Hahahaha. That nearly made me fall off my sunbed and spill my Prosecco! "

OMG woman save the drink first won’t you

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It’s a big fat cock for me

Hahahaha. That nearly made me fall off my sunbed and spill my Prosecco! "

Sorry. My bad.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"It’s a big fat cock for me

Hahahaha. That nearly made me fall off my sunbed and spill my Prosecco!

OMG woman save the drink first won’t you "

First. Before she, you know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my husband, yes, yes I do

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Sometimes

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"No , a one way marmite motorway "

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

As with gifts, Tis better to give than to receive.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"From my husband, yes, yes I do"

Hubby Mystique

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No , a one way marmite motorway "

I need to work on this

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Does a cat have whiskers

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Does a cat have whiskers "

Meeeooowww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been known. But if its happening im going all out on that dick so bigger the better. Makes me cum harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Has been known. But if its happening im going all out on that dick so bigger the better. Makes me cum harder"

Is the exact answer funnily enough

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

We do occasionally indulge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you pay taxes.

you bend over and take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends how nicely you ask "

Pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well g’wan, do you? "
Do you take it up yours ?

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

Yes but only with strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither of us do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No , a one way marmite motorway "

Haha this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you seem to have a bum fascination today...you feeling it, bum love

I’m fucking losing it "

This implies you ever had it!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Well g’wan, do you? Do you take it up yours ? "

I’ve indulged yes............ as a giver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well g’wan, do you? "

Na chubble mi batty bwoi!

No

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Absolutely

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I haven’t yet

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The women that do are my absolute favourite!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Sometimes. "

Any day with a y in it?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Only if they do to

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) yep I do

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Massive respect for any woman that does

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"The women that do are my absolute favourite! "

Is that why you tell me that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Only if they do to "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Only if they do to "

Better to give than to receive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes.

Any day with a y in it? "

No, I like the D in it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Only if they do to "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London


"Only if they do to "

Its only fair and kinky

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Mouse, keyboard, the support desk staff...

Not a fan of IT up the bum but I’ve tried switching off and on again.

Toys, fingers, tongues, feeldoes -absolutely!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Sometimes.

Any day with a y in it?

No, I like the D in it "

Ooooffftttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am yet to try this. Maybe I can give my answer next time this question arises.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only if they do to

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Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only if they do to

Better to give than to receive? "

Not sure about that one, completely different experience and feelings

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I am yet to try this. Maybe I can give my answer next time this question arises. "

You’re literally 5 miles from mine so I can easily help you out with this when Boris says so

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only if they do to

Its only fair and kinky "

Kinky maybe, I prefer to see it as open minded mutual pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rarely

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Hell yes

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London


"Only if they do to

Its only fair and kinky

Kinky maybe, I prefer to see it as open minded mutual pleasure "

Very true loving the open mindedness

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Only if they do to

Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it "

Can I go first?

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By *ewbieCouple87Couple
over a year ago

bradford

Occasionally

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Occasionally "

Mr has a big chopper on him

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Been told I talk out of mine at times but that's about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it everywhere

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I take it everywhere "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be a beach bum

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only if they do to

Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it

Can I go first? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s very kind of you to offer to help me out on this matter. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well g’wan, do you? "

Do you take it up the bum OP.

You can tell us, we will keep your secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally with the right person....

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I personally don’t but I can assist some lovely lady that needs it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Unless I really like you and then Yes, I might

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Only if I really want him there

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Well g’wan, do you?

Do you take it up the bum OP.

You can tell us, we will keep your secret."

Thanks, I need to get it off my chest. I don’t.

That feels much better but please don’t tell anyone

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

So far the occasional toungue or finger if the lady requests!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well g’wan, do you?

Do you take it up the bum OP.

You can tell us, we will keep your secret.

Thanks, I need to get it off my chest. I don’t.

That feels much better but please don’t tell anyone "

But you would like to, wouldn't you? ?

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By *efinitely worth it...Woman
over a year ago

East Riding of Yorkshire

Absolutely

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Well g’wan, do you?

Do you take it up the bum OP.

You can tell us, we will keep your secret.

Thanks, I need to get it off my chest. I don’t.

That feels much better but please don’t tell anyone

But you would like to, wouldn't you? ?"

Have you seen my balloon knot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very erotic. Great orgasms too.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Only if they do to

Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it

Can I go first?

Of course "

Ok, bend over then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the bear shit in the woods

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only if they do to

Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it

Can I go first?

Of course

Ok, bend over then "

Oh no you’re the one bending over

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Does the bear shit in the woods "

Evidently so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once, never again!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Only if they do to

Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it

Can I go first?

Of course

Ok, bend over then

Oh no you’re the one bending over "

What position is this we’re getting into were I’m bending over bumming you?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only if they do to

Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it

Can I go first?

Of course

Ok, bend over then

Oh no you’re the one bending over

What position is this we’re getting into were I’m bending over bumming you? "

No you offered to go first so knows how it feels, so deep breathe and bend

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Does the bear shit in the woods "

They also shit in other places

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Only if they do to

Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it

Can I go first?

Of course

Ok, bend over then

Oh no you’re the one bending over

What position is this we’re getting into were I’m bending over bumming you?

No you offered to go first so knows how it feels, so deep breathe and bend "

For the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes....taking and giving

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes . What do I win?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like it. Lots of oil and nice and gentle,.can be very sexy indeed

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes . What do I win?"

A golden ticket one go only of the best anal sex toy on the Fab forum market. Well done you

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Not really my thing. Do you op??

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Nah.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Not really my thing. Do you op??"

I love a butt plug though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it. A lot. With someone who knows what they are doing.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Not really my thing. Do you op??

I love a butt plug though "

Same same

and it’s a no from my botty

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I like it. A lot. With someone who knows what they are doing."

Definitely

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Not really my thing. Do you op??

I love a butt plug though

Same same

and it’s a no from my botty "

That’s what I like to hear

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I like it. A lot. With someone who knows what they are doing."

Well that rules out the blokes giving it you then. Are you into FF bum fun?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Jo.Xx

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Not really my thing. Do you op??

I love a butt plug though

Same same

and it’s a no from my botty

That’s what I like to hear "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"

Jo.Xx "

We know Jo, we know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take *what* , though?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yes I do, and have got an inflatable vibrating butt plug as well

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By *notherGirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Somewhere

Oh I do now and it’s much nicer than you’d think.

Who knew?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Take *what* , though?"

It

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Take *what* , though?"

*Invokes the fifth amendment*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the bear shit in the woods

They also shit in other places

"

Not down this way they don't .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the bear shit in the woods

Evidently so "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Only if they do to

Well you should know what it feels like, if you wish to give it

Can I go first?

Of course

Ok, bend over then

Oh no you’re the one bending over

What position is this we’re getting into were I’m bending over bumming you?

No you offered to go first so knows how it feels, so deep breathe and bend

For the team "

That’s the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have once and will again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Occasionally "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Occasionally "

Welcome to the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes.. All holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *eachyqueen2019Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Always

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Always "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it. A lot. With someone who knows what they are doing.

Well that rules out the blokes giving it you then. Are you into FF bum fun? "

Currently there are no blokes giving it to me!

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By *arentsgonebadCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Yes

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I like it. A lot. With someone who knows what they are doing.

Well that rules out the blokes giving it you then. Are you into FF bum fun?

Currently there are no blokes giving it to me! "

Ahhhh so it is FF bum fun

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes "

A very wise choice

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By *arentsgonebadCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Thankyou I even ask for it

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Oh yes.. All holes "

Oh my word lol. My new ideal woman

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Only during kissing week

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Take *what* , though?

*Invokes the filth amendment*"

I can imagine you saying that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both do and we've got the videos to prove it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Thankyou I even ask for it "

And so you should

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"We both do and we've got the videos to prove it "

Yes you do

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Yeah sometimes I do. Well its only fair now isnt it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Currently there are no blokes giving it to me! "

Behind the bins at Lidl tomorrow, make sure that you are wearing a crop top, pussy pelmet and stilettos though

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Currently there are no blokes giving it to me!

Behind the bins at Lidl tomorrow, make sure that you are wearing a crop top, pussy pelmet and stilettos though "

Be careful as a few might turn up dressed the same now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking to girls got a strap on?

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Nah my bum is my bum ...unless you want to spank it ... or bite it.... or whip it...

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

Jo.Xx

We know Jo, we know "

What do you mean?!

Jo.Xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Take *what* , though?

*Invokes the filth amendment*

I can imagine you saying that as well "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah my bum is my bum ...unless you want to spank it ... or bite it.... or whip it... "

Well now you ask

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Nah my bum is my bum ...unless you want to spank it ... or bite it.... or whip it... "

Whip it real good?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"

Jo.Xx

We know Jo, we know

What do you mean?!

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Currently there are no blokes giving it to me!

Behind the bins at Lidl tomorrow, make sure that you are wearing a crop top, pussy pelmet and stilettos though "

Wtf is a pussy pelmet?

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon


"Currently there are no blokes giving it to me!

Behind the bins at Lidl tomorrow, make sure that you are wearing a crop top, pussy pelmet and stilettos though

Wtf is a pussy pelmet?"

It's a skirt that barely covers the vagina. Think of Croydon on a Saturday night haha

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Currently there are no blokes giving it to me!

Behind the bins at Lidl tomorrow, make sure that you are wearing a crop top, pussy pelmet and stilettos though

Wtf is a pussy pelmet?"

Come on you know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I can't see the appeal in that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No I can't see the appeal in that "

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I will if you will. That's my stance .. makes it all more fun x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I will if you will. That's my stance .. makes it all more fun x "

Ok, you first

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon


"I will if you will. That's my stance .. makes it all more fun x "

Challenge accepted.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Great bum thread everyone

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