FabSwingers.com forum: Epic one liners

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

On the TV or Cinema

The Sweeney.. Shut it you slag

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Put the bunny back in the box.

Con Air, great movie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!

-John Wick

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Vot is your nem ?? -

Uncle Albert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!

-John Wick"

That is a hell of a one liner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you talkin' about Willus?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.

Is this piece of your brain?

A couple of favourites from Fawlty Towers.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

THIS IS SPARTA !!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Or if you go into a corner shop up north.

"Is this spar ,ta?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t tell him Pike

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Where there’s a will, there’s a way, where there’s a fucking will, there’s a fucking way ...

Sexy beast

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

During the war...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!

Ben Kingsley, Sexy Beast (not Gandhi)

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By *miableRogueMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Giggity

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!

-John Wick

That is a hell of a one liner

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!

-John Wick

That is a hell of a one liner

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The Bouquet residence, Lady of the house speaking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just don't give a damn......... gone with the wind

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

This is a local shop for local people, we'll have no trouble here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means??

Bricktop in the Snatch movie, love it!!!!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.

Inga, Young Frankenstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock just died, can i bury it in you....fab 2019

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched Beerfest last night - "You couldn't hit your ballbag with your own wrinkly cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no im sparticus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get outta my pub!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Do you know what nemesis means??

Bricktop in the Snatch movie, love it!!!!"

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"no im sparticus"

Oi !!! I AM SPARTACUS

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

No, I am your father

Frankly my dear I don't give a dam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlie don't surf"....

Apocalypse Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.

Inga, Young Frankenstein"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that's not a cock... Its a skin tag!"

Morgana show..

F, fu, fuckin brilliant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its fried rice you plick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said blew the bloody doors off

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

FREEDOM

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

You should be grateful that the RAF bummers are still farting for freedom

Allo allo officer Crabtree

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Four Candles

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Four Candles

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That was classic wasn't it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Four Candles

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That was classic wasn't it "
Got any pumps?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Got any plugs

Assumes it's bath plugs so gets the box out, asks what size and gets the reply 13amps

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Four Candles

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That was classic wasn't it Got any pumps?

Lmao

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?

Brought peace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goose ya big stud.. take me to bed n lose me forever

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Is that it ? I thought I were great

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

You're going to need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes not the messiah his names Brian and hes a very naughty boy

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

I’ll be back xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gene hunt ashes to ashes

"right son shine, today your diary entry will read took a prozzy hostage then got shot by armed bastards"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I want that one

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

I'm running this monkey farm Frankenstein!

Groovy

Yo, shebitch, let's go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead punk, make my day

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Your mamas a snow blower

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The names Bond, James Bond

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

douglas

King Kong ain't got shit on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beam me up scottie, this lockdown shit m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/04/20 14:47:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow feathers and shit in a tree

Film House Sitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am iron man

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.

Is this piece of your brain?

A couple of favourites from Fawlty Towers. "

AHH Faulty Towers

Just rewatched some recently, forgot just how good it was! Don't mention the war!

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By *alhalla2020Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Why So Serious - R.I.P. Heath Ledger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's Johnny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres Pete ?"

" He,s made like a cake "

" eh ?"

" scone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but not yet....... gladiator

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By *alhalla2020Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

You Talking To Me

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

"You can't handle the truth"

A Few Good Men.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The Bouquet residence, Lady of the house speaking..."

Bucket

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Oooh you are awful, but I do like you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You cannot touch me now. I am one of the stately homos of England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta get a bigger boat - Jaws

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

It's Elementary my dear Watson

It's alive, it's alive !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t tell him Pike "

Don’t tell him your name, Pike. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ordered a cunt" The Business...

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By *alhalla2020Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're out of your tree.

It wasn't my tree.

Benny and Joon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/04/20 19:12:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody puts Baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your trousers on, your nicked.

The Sweeney.

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By *alhalla2020Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

ADRIANNNNNNN

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Get to the Choppaaa !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll make you famous

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

It was at a funny angle

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

Pretty apt

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Wax on, wax off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you shiver with antici .......... pation

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

If he's dead I'll kill him !!!

Think it was a Guy going to find some in a film called honky tonk freeway ,

An old film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or if you go into a corner shop up north.

"Is this spar ,ta?""

that just tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"During the war..."

During the 1939-1945 world conflict

uncle Albert replying to del boy

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

This isn't my office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me the action is the juice"

Heat, Tom Sizemore

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Zed’s dead baby.

Pulp Fiction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

Otis - the devils rejects

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Just play it cool Trigger.....

Only Fools and Horses.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Ding dong!

Leslie Philips

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Just play it cool Trigger.....

Only Fools and Horses."

Bang

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By *lues eyesMan
over a year ago

tiverton

Shut that door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire up the Quatro... DC Jean hint life on Mars

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Two pints prick"

Jack & Victor Still Game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut that door."

Fill that hole with wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre a big man, but youre in bad shape.

with me its a fulltime job! behave yourself!

get carter.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Fire up the Quatro... DC Jean hint life on Mars"

Starting the box sets tonight.

I've never seen Life on Mars only Ashes to Ashes.

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By *phgmccMan
over a year ago

Denton

Grandad why do turds go pointed at the end? That's an easy one grandson it's so your arse doesnt shut with a bang.

You cant polish a turd.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Get away from her you bitch

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

[Removed by poster at 11/04/20 18:31:48]

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I see dead people.

Sixth Sense

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

If you build it, he will come.

Field of dreams.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are not the droids you are looking for

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You don't get anything for a pair...not in this game

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Be bop boo de de da be bop

Bb8 in star wars

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I got a letter from me Mammy

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I got a letter from me Mammy"

Intrigued

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hazel... Hazel... you know me, don't you?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Yippee kay-yay motherfucker...

I'm too old for this shit...

Still 2 of my favourite movies!!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I got a letter from me Mammy

Intrigued

"
Jimmy Cricket, Irish comedian. Had his own Saturday night show once upon a time

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I got a letter from me Mammy

Intrigued

Jimmy Cricket, Irish comedian. Had his own Saturday night show once upon a time

Wellys marked l and r ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queen mother is so old , her cunt is haunted ,

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Gee Slider, you stink!

One of many, from that planes-on-a-ship film.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's Friday, it's 5 to 5...it's CRACKERJACK

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"It's Friday, it's 5 to 5...it's CRACKERJACK"

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Oooooooh betttttty

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By *hostwolfMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Ride me like you stole me

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Play it again Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You is a bunch of puffters.

(It ain't half hot mum)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Get your filthy hands off me you stinking ape!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Oooooooh betttttty "
I'm in a bit of trouble

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

People like lager yes and people like Coldplay and voted for the nazis you can’t trust people Jeremy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad,do you know the pianos on my foot

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

I facking hate pikeys... just about everyone in snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum with me if you want too live !!

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.

Is this piece of your brain?

A couple of favourites from Fawlty Towers. "

The whole of that series was epic with so much happening! Cleese is a God of comedy! I was lucky enough to see him on his alimony tour and the man has still got it! Just him and a bunch of slides and he had 3000+ people transfixed! You could feel the warmth in the room.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

Get off the nuclear war head.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Oooooooh betttttty I'm in a bit of trouble

The cat did a whoopsie on the carpet

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Is that our carphone i can hear ringing Rodney

No .......We haven't got a car phone .....Get up as high as you can eh Del ...You might get a tan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do i get out of this chickenshit outfit

Nuke the site from orbit "its the only way to be sure"

Get away from her you bitch

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Say the magic words fat Gandalf

Vanessa in deadpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve got lumps of it round the back.

Life of Brian

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Rodney, you plonker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Town needs an enema

Jack Nicholson’s Joker

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

At the end of Terminator

In response to the little boy's comment, "There's a storm coming"

Sarah Connor delivers the two prophetic words that speak volumes "I know"

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