FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worst desserts

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All time favourite desserts?

Ones you'd always pass on?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cheesecake is a fave, banofflee pie I'd avoid always

Now, I want dessert!!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any desserts with Marmite yuck

Kinder Bueno from the fridge pur bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam roly poly and custard is the best pudding ever!

Ice cream is just frozen pudding soup on its own so I would pass.

If it’s on the side of something then it’s ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sara lee chocolate gateau.

I pied a womens face once with one.

like her it was cheap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pavlova

Rice pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh too many favourites.. chocolate exclaims, banoffee pie, black forest cheesecake.. list goes on Lol

Vanilla icecream

will give that away

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Sticky toffee pudding.. Its got dates in there.. Yak!!!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Only dessert I like is a trifle So I will pass on every other dessert x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best - banoffee pie

Worst - anything chocolate orange

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Oh I love desserts! Shame I'm diabetic really. By the way cheese is not a dessert and I'll fight anyone who says different!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Meringue or cheesecake is the dream dessert

Death by chocolate or any chocolate thing is my idea of pudding hell

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sticky date pudding is my absolute favourite

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Best - banoffee pie

Worst - anything chocolate orange "

Best - salted caramel cheesecake

Worst - anything with strawberries as I’m allergic

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Oh I love desserts! Shame I'm diabetic really. By the way cheese is not a dessert and I'll fight anyone who says different!"

I’ll fight you for the Brie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Black Forest gateaux in the summer at a bbq. Not a fancy one, a really cheap one. They’re always amazing

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Favourite : Bread and butter pudding with custard.

Hate : Sweet rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Favourite : Bread and butter pudding with custard.

Hate : Sweet rice

Oooooooo bread and butter pudding!!!! Yes!

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Jam roly poly and custard is the best pudding ever!

Ice cream is just frozen pudding soup on its own so I would pass.

If it’s on the side of something then it’s ok "

Frozen pudding soup lol. I love ice cream but it maybe forever known by that name now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or Black Forest gateaux in the summer at a bbq. Not a fancy one, a really cheap one. They’re always amazing "

Sara Lee Black frozen black forest - yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love desserts! Shame I'm diabetic really. By the way cheese is not a dessert and I'll fight anyone who says different!

I’ll fight you for the Brie

you keep that smelly cheese away from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best - banoffee pie

Worst - anything chocolate orange

Best - salted caramel cheesecake

Worst - anything with strawberries as I’m allergic "

Altho from childhood - tinned peaches and evaporated milk..

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Vanilla Crème Brûlée Or Bananas Foster.

My newly found favourite , Sticky Toffee Pudding. I could eat this dessert every night.

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Best - banoffee pie

Worst - anything chocolate orange

Best - salted caramel cheesecake

Worst - anything with strawberries as I’m allergic

Altho from childhood - tinned peaches and evaporated milk.. "

That would make me vomit

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Bread and butter pudding is my favourite, or rice pudding, yum.

I'd pass on trifle unless it was for paddling pool wrestling purposes.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Oh I love desserts! Shame I'm diabetic really. By the way cheese is not a dessert and I'll fight anyone who says different!

I’ll fight you for the Brie

you keep that smelly cheese away from me!

You keep that chocolate cake away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy Trifle is my highest new entry

Profiteroles are disgusting

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Oh I love desserts! Shame I'm diabetic really. By the way cheese is not a dessert and I'll fight anyone who says different!

I’ll fight you for the Brie

you keep that smelly cheese away from me!

You keep that chocolate cake away from me

Keep them both away from me!

Sticky toffee pudding, with vanilla ice cream now that's a pudding.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Best sticky toffee pudding

Worst apple tart

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Creme brulee is my fav

Mousse.....dont get it AT ALL. Yuck

MsD

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Oh I love desserts! Shame I'm diabetic really. By the way cheese is not a dessert and I'll fight anyone who says different!

I’ll fight you for the Brie

you keep that smelly cheese away from me!

You keep that chocolate cake away from me

I like cheese as long as it’s not got mould in it. But if you take that I’ll take the chocolate cake away

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Brandy Trifle is my highest new entry

Profiteroles are disgusting"

Yeah I don't get profiteroles.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Love apple pie but spotty dick is never good.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Warm chocolate fudge cake - pure heaven

Can’t stand anything with coffee In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a right sweet tooth so there isnt much I wouldnt eat when it comes to desserts! Favourite would be my own banoffee though. It's about the only thing I can make in the kitchen.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Best Treacle tart or Trifle or Pavlova I could go on and on

Worst - ice cream not a fan, strange I know

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh. I've never tried it, I'm never going to.

Sweet potato casserole. As in the American thing with marshmallows.

Does not compute.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh I love desserts! Shame I'm diabetic really. By the way cheese is not a dessert and I'll fight anyone who says different!

I’ll fight you for the Brie

you keep that smelly cheese away from me!

You keep that chocolate cake away from me

I like cheese as long as it’s not got mould in it. But if you take that I’ll take the chocolate cake away

How very civilised of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a crumble, rhubarb is the best but I like most flavours.

The worst is semolina, such an awful texture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best - banoffee pie

Worst - anything chocolate orange

Best - salted caramel cheesecake

Worst - anything with strawberries as I’m allergic

Altho from childhood - tinned peaches and evaporated milk..

That would make me vomit

Fair enough

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I would always choose a warm chocolate brownie with ice cream.

Worse would be anything with cold custard.

More of a savoury girl though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trifle = work of the devil

Apple crumble & custard = heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a crumble, rhubarb is the best but I like most flavours.

The worst is semolina, such an awful texture

^^this^^

Love a crumble and semolina is disgusting. Woukd rather eat someone's vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread and butter pudding should be punishable by death too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tirramissu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best sticky toffee pudding

Worst apple tart "

I think best is chocolate cake with wee chocolate roses shapes on the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most local restaurant does a Pistachio Soufflé that is to die for.

Semolina pudding makes me barf

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Profiteroles are the best.

Anything with coffee is yuck

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

A proper Knickerbocker glory

treacle pudding

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I love old school desserts with custard, tiramisu, rice pudding, trifle.

Avoid anything with marzipan and Black Forest gateau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that as best and worst dresses..

Need to think. But I love tiramisu. And pavlova.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a huge fan of ice cream. So pass for me.. unless it's a sorbet

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Oh I love desserts! Shame I'm diabetic really. By the way cheese is not a dessert and I'll fight anyone who says different!

I’ll fight you for the Brie

you keep that smelly cheese away from me!

You keep that chocolate cake away from me

I like cheese as long as it’s not got mould in it. But if you take that I’ll take the chocolate cake away

How very civilised of you

I’m not a bad lad as well as being a total chocoholic

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Can’t stand cheesecake; anything with cold custard; anything containing suet; chocolate cake; any chocolate based dessert; tiramisu; any milk puddings like rice pudding / semolina... the list could go on

If I have dessert it’s got to be something simple like ice cream / sorbet; anything fruit based like apple pie / crumble; lemon meringue pie, jam tarts and the simple old fashioned cakes like Victoria sandwich, fruit cake, Parkin, Eccles cake etc

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Best chocolate fondant pudding with home made walnut ice cream

Worst creme caramel. Bleurgh it's like burnt sugar on slime

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Favoutite ....Tiramisu or bread and butter pudding.... no cornflake tart...no wait jam rolly polly... damn it it's too hard...

And I'd pass on ice cream that's an easy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fave - Lemon and White chocolate sponge from my local bakery

Worst - tinned fruit with Tip Top poured over. The Tip Top cuddles into the juice or syrup

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By *innynewMan
over a year ago

Hythe

Best chocolate fudge cake with ice cream

Worst . Fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst: chocolate cake, anything too chocolatey (including ice cream), plain vanilla ice cream, crumble

Best: virtually any other flavour of ice cream, virtually any other kind of dessert (especially if fruity and/or caramelly), the weirdest thing on the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Favoutite ....Tiramisu or bread and butter pudding.... no cornflake tart...no wait jam rolly polly... damn it it's too hard...

And I'd pass on ice cream that's an easy one

I'm yet to try cornflake tart. A friend of mine was raving about it on Facebook this week. I must check it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fave - Lemon and White chocolate sponge from my local bakery

Worst - tinned fruit with Tip Top poured over. The Tip Top cuddles into the juice or syrup

*curdles

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Favoutite ....Tiramisu or bread and butter pudding.... no cornflake tart...no wait jam rolly polly... damn it it's too hard...

And I'd pass on ice cream that's an easy one

I'm yet to try cornflake tart. A friend of mine was raving about it on Facebook this week. I must check it out"

Cornflake tart with custard is amazing

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Favoutite ....Tiramisu or bread and butter pudding.... no cornflake tart...no wait jam rolly polly... damn it it's too hard...

And I'd pass on ice cream that's an easy one

I'm yet to try cornflake tart. A friend of mine was raving about it on Facebook this week. I must check it out"
yes give it a try

home made is good because you put more jam in than some shops

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Best...rhubarb crumble and custard/ice cream

Worst...rice or bread and butter pudding or any cheesecake...don't like digestives and if I wanted them i'd have them with a cup of Yorkshire Tea!

Ultimate favourite dessert is my face buried between a ladies legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sahara Best. Gobi Worst.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Love desserts and luckily I'm quite good at making them, but really hate shop bought cheesecakes - they're too sweet and claggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

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"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Key lime pie I love but then I'm a bit odd in most things in life.

Can't really think of one I don't like. Maybe that baclava pastry shit they eat in Greece?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

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"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

Well it was also my answer so Iv no doubt I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Key lime pie I love but then I'm a bit odd in most things in life.

Can't really think of one I don't like. Maybe that baclava pastry shit they eat in Greece? "

Watching lovely ladies eat Key Lime Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Key lime pie I love but then I'm a bit odd in most things in life.

Can't really think of one I don't like. Maybe that baclava pastry shit they eat in Greece? "

I'm with you there, Greeks don't do good deserts

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

" Trifle or Pavlova I could go on and on

Worst - ice cream not a fan, strange I know"

I’m with you on those except the treacle tart but I’m not an ice cream fan either

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over a year ago

"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

Well it was also my answer so Iv no doubt I would

Ice cream or cream?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

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"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

Well it was also my answer so Iv no doubt I would

Ice cream or cream? "

Custard

or ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

Well it was also my answer so Iv no doubt I would

Ice cream or cream?

Custard

or ice cream

Perfect. Custard is always 1st choice

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

"Key lime pie I love but then I'm a bit odd in most things in life.

Can't really think of one I don't like. Maybe that baclava pastry shit they eat in Greece?

Watching lovely ladies eat Key Lime Pie

Oh you're a smooth one. There's a slight flaw in your plan tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple and blackberry flapjack crumble - delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Key lime pie I love but then I'm a bit odd in most things in life.

Can't really think of one I don't like. Maybe that baclava pastry shit they eat in Greece?

Watching lovely ladies eat Key Lime Pie

Oh you're a smooth one. There's a slight flaw in your plan tho.

I'll add it to the list. Easy as pie x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

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"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

Well it was also my answer so Iv no doubt I would

Ice cream or cream?

Custard

or ice cream

Perfect. Custard is always 1st choice

Now your just being nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

Well it was also my answer so Iv no doubt I would

Ice cream or cream?

Custard

or ice cream

Perfect. Custard is always 1st choice

Now your just being nice

Haha how about I eat the sticky toffee off you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

Well it was also my answer so Iv no doubt I would

Ice cream or cream?

Custard

or ice cream

Perfect. Custard is always 1st choice

Now your just being nice

Haha how about I eat the sticky toffee off you

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to lick just 1 but my head wouldn't allow it. So...

Best is jam roly poly with custard or stiffy toffee pud!

Worst. Pineapple upside down thingy

Benny what’s a stiffy toffee pud

Hehe its a special desert I've made for you. You'll love

Well it was also my answer so Iv no doubt I would

Ice cream or cream?

Custard

or ice cream

Perfect. Custard is always 1st choice

Now your just being nice

Haha how about I eat the sticky toffee off you

Deal

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Apple crumble and custard

Is it called Batenberg? Yellow and pink wrapped in marzipan?

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By *rindiMan
over a year ago

chester

Apple pie, with cream. Or is that cream pie with apple, hmmm ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiramisu - yessss

Creme caramel - uuuurgh

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Creme Brûlée my fave

Tiramisu not my thing

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cheesecake is my fav

Trifle is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best cheesecake but the biscuit base version

Worst anything with jelly in

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