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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief "

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're you wearing a dressing gown?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that. "

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this

Coconut oil on your hair helps speed up the process I’ve found

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hahaha love it "

Poor chap lol

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We're you wearing a dressing gown? "

No thank goodness

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


" love this

Coconut oil on your hair helps speed up the process I’ve found "

Does it!? I'll try that, it'll condition it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're you wearing a dressing gown?

No thank goodness "

Blue shorts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"We're you wearing a dressing gown?

No thank goodness

Blue shorts ? "

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We're you wearing a dressing gown?

No thank goodness

Blue shorts ? "

I think there's a joke here I'm not getting

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"We're you wearing a pashmina? "

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We're you wearing a pashmina?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're you wearing a dressing gown?

No thank goodness

Blue shorts ?

I think there's a joke here I'm not getting "

in other threads one guy said his customer was flirting because when he delivers to her she's always in a dressing gown, in another the lady is flirting wearing blue shorts because he likes blue.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman "

There's a lot to be said for old mad women with hair like they've been dragged through a Bush..

Besides after several weeks of lockdown it'll be the norm..

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We're you wearing a dressing gown?

No thank goodness

Blue shorts ?

I think there's a joke here I'm not getting

in other threads one guy said his customer was flirting because when he delivers to her she's always in a dressing gown, in another the lady is flirting wearing blue shorts because he likes blue. "

I see. I was wearing blue shorts

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're you wearing a dressing gown?

No thank goodness

Blue shorts ?

I think there's a joke here I'm not getting

in other threads one guy said his customer was flirting because when he delivers to her she's always in a dressing gown, in another the lady is flirting wearing blue shorts because he likes blue.

I see. I was wearing blue shorts "

Don't tell PoF, he'll be all over you

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

There's a lot to be said for old mad women with hair like they've been dragged through a Bush..

Besides after several weeks of lockdown it'll be the norm.. "

Ha ha, probs will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman "

If you was wearing what you are in your profile picture he probably would have burst a blood vessel in his cock. You still got it lady dont worry about thst

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

If you was wearing what you are in your profile picture he probably would have burst a blood vessel in his cock. You still got it lady dont worry about thst "

Ah thanks. It probably won't surprise you to learn that I don't wear the profile photo outfit in every day life

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief "

If he only knew your in the swinger lifestyle ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

If you was wearing what you are in your profile picture he probably would have burst a blood vessel in his cock. You still got it lady dont worry about thst

Ah thanks. It probably won't surprise you to learn that I don't wear the profile photo outfit in every day life "

Oh why ever not

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief If he only knew your in the swinger lifestyle .. "

,

Trust me, it would have put him off it altogether

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

If you was wearing what you are in your profile picture he probably would have burst a blood vessel in his cock. You still got it lady dont worry about thst

Ah thanks. It probably won't surprise you to learn that I don't wear the profile photo outfit in every day life

Oh why ever not "

I

Frightens the horses

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

There's a lot to be said for old mad women with hair like they've been dragged through a Bush..

Besides after several weeks of lockdown it'll be the norm.. "

No nail bars.

No tanning salons.

No hairdressers.

No beauty parlours.

Some men are about to meet their partners for the first time.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

There's a lot to be said for old mad women with hair like they've been dragged through a Bush..

Besides after several weeks of lockdown it'll be the norm..

No nail bars.

No tanning salons.

No hairdressers.

No beauty parlours.

Some men are about to meet their partners for the first time. "

I'm safe ... Red

Does her own nails

Doesn't tan

Had her hair trimmed for the first time in 3 years 3 weeks ago

Is natural in her beauty

.

Now ... waxing however ....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

There's a lot to be said for old mad women with hair like they've been dragged through a Bush..

Besides after several weeks of lockdown it'll be the norm..

No nail bars.

No tanning salons.

No hairdressers.

No beauty parlours.

Some men are about to meet their partners for the first time.

I'm safe ... Red

Does her own nails

Doesn't tan

Had her hair trimmed for the first time in 3 years 3 weeks ago

Is natural in her beauty

.

Now ... waxing however .... "

"Is natural in her beauty"...

Hoping for a shag tonight eh?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

There's a lot to be said for old mad women with hair like they've been dragged through a Bush..

Besides after several weeks of lockdown it'll be the norm..

No nail bars.

No tanning salons.

No hairdressers.

No beauty parlours.

Some men are about to meet their partners for the first time.

I'm safe ... Red

Does her own nails

Doesn't tan

Had her hair trimmed for the first time in 3 years 3 weeks ago

Is natural in her beauty

.

Now ... waxing however ....

"Is natural in her beauty"...

Hoping for a shag tonight eh?

"

Of course ... same as every other night

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

There's a lot to be said for old mad women with hair like they've been dragged through a Bush..

Besides after several weeks of lockdown it'll be the norm..

No nail bars.

No tanning salons.

No hairdressers.

No beauty parlours.

Some men are about to meet their partners for the first time.

I'm safe ... Red

Does her own nails

Doesn't tan

Had her hair trimmed for the first time in 3 years 3 weeks ago

Is natural in her beauty

.

Now ... waxing however ....

"Is natural in her beauty"...

Hoping for a shag tonight eh?

Of course ... same as every other night "

Good luck brother, good luck.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"In an attempt to get the underneath of my hair to bleach out in the sun to match the top bit I'm wearing it in a most unusual style today. It's mostly half pinned on top of my head with a glittery claw grip and half loose but with straggly bits. A youngster would probs look sexily tousled I just look as if I've spent an hour in a wind tunnel.

A young guy just made a delivery and was sort of staring with an odd look on his face. I thought to myself "you've still got it Mrs N" then I glanced in the hall mirror . The poor chap was staring in disbelief

Maybe he was wishing he had caused the hair to be messed up like that.

Lol. I'll think of it that way . But honestly he's probably thinking I'm some old mad woman

There's a lot to be said for old mad women with hair like they've been dragged through a Bush..

Besides after several weeks of lockdown it'll be the norm..

No nail bars.

No tanning salons.

No hairdressers.

No beauty parlours.

Some men are about to meet their partners for the first time.

I'm safe ... Red

Does her own nails

Doesn't tan

Had her hair trimmed for the first time in 3 years 3 weeks ago

Is natural in her beauty

.

Now ... waxing however ....

"Is natural in her beauty"...

Hoping for a shag tonight eh?

Of course ... same as every other night

Good luck brother, good luck."

I don't have to hope much ... thr girl is insatiable

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