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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here" Definitely signals there! D. | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here" Nope I think you're just horny as fuck and dreaming of that to happen.  | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here" Is it an Audi?? If so , steer clear  | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here Is it an Audi?? If so , steer clear "....i drive an audi  | |||
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"She totally does. I know her, she's utter filth. You should go and stick a note through the door that says "if you want an emergency lockdown shag ring me, I'll wear PPE" She'll be all over you like a rash" Fancy cleaning my shower | |||
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"She totally does. I know her, she's utter filth. You should go and stick a note through the door that says "if you want an emergency lockdown shag ring me, I'll wear PPE" She'll be all over you like a rash" It would be a good time to try out my 2 metre dildo | |||
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"She totally does. I know her, she's utter filth. You should go and stick a note through the door that says "if you want an emergency lockdown shag ring me, I'll wear PPE" She'll be all over you like a rash Fancy cleaning my shower" If you come and clean my oven! | |||
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"She totally does. I know her, she's utter filth. You should go and stick a note through the door that says "if you want an emergency lockdown shag ring me, I'll wear PPE" She'll be all over you like a rash" 
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here" The slut. Getting things from cars is a classic sign that a woman is gagging for it. We all know that. She's all yours | |||
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"She totally does. I know her, she's utter filth. You should go and stick a note through the door that says "if you want an emergency lockdown shag ring me, I'll wear PPE" She'll be all over you like a rash It would be a good time to try out my 2 metre dildo" It needs be be over two meters. Otherwise you can't keep 2m away. Send it back, get a bigger one. | |||
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"She totally does. I know her, she's utter filth. You should go and stick a note through the door that says "if you want an emergency lockdown shag ring me, I'll wear PPE" She'll be all over you like a rash" | |||
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"Bet she went to Tesco wearing yoga pants too, all bending over whilst reaching stuff to put in her trolley. She's such a prick tease and she knows it. P" I may have done this every time I've been to the supermarket in the last few weeks. I'm not sure anyone has noticed though. | |||
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"She totally does. I know her, she's utter filth. You should go and stick a note through the door that says "if you want an emergency lockdown shag ring me, I'll wear PPE" She'll be all over you like a rash It would be a good time to try out my 2 metre dildo It needs be be over two meters. Otherwise you can't keep 2m away. Send it back, get a bigger one." Damn it! Ah well, I guess this is what prototypes are for | |||
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"Bet she went to Tesco wearing yoga pants too, all bending over whilst reaching stuff to put in her trolley. She's such a prick tease and she knows it. P I may have done this every time I've been to the supermarket in the last few weeks. I'm not sure anyone has noticed though." Well coming out with an empty trolley would be ludicrous P | |||
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"Bet she went to Tesco wearing yoga pants too, all bending over whilst reaching stuff to put in her trolley. She's such a prick tease and she knows it. P I may have done this every time I've been to the supermarket in the last few weeks. I'm not sure anyone has noticed though. Well coming out with an empty trolley would be ludicrous P" It's a big day out now. People are going there for a walk like dating on the local high street in the 1940s. I'm waiting to meet the man of my dreams on the pasta aisle. | |||
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"She totally does. I know her, she's utter filth. You should go and stick a note through the door that says "if you want an emergency lockdown shag ring me, I'll wear PPE" She'll be all over you like a rash" And you'll probably end up with a rash  | |||
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"Bet she went to Tesco wearing yoga pants too, all bending over whilst reaching stuff to put in her trolley. She's such a prick tease and she knows it. P I may have done this every time I've been to the supermarket in the last few weeks. I'm not sure anyone has noticed though. Well coming out with an empty trolley would be ludicrous P It's a big day out now. People are going there for a walk like dating on the local high street in the 1940s. I'm waiting to meet the man of my dreams on the pasta aisle." Don't suppose you can make that dairy isle can you? I can't eat wheat | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here" Definitely | |||
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"Bet she went to Tesco wearing yoga pants too, all bending over whilst reaching stuff to put in her trolley. She's such a prick tease and she knows it. P I may have done this every time I've been to the supermarket in the last few weeks. I'm not sure anyone has noticed though. Well coming out with an empty trolley would be ludicrous P It's a big day out now. People are going there for a walk like dating on the local high street in the 1940s. I'm waiting to meet the man of my dreams on the pasta aisle. Don't suppose you can make that dairy isle can you? I can't eat wheat" I'm not made of wheat you'll be fine | |||
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"Bet she went to Tesco wearing yoga pants too, all bending over whilst reaching stuff to put in her trolley. She's such a prick tease and she knows it. P I may have done this every time I've been to the supermarket in the last few weeks. I'm not sure anyone has noticed though. Well coming out with an empty trolley would be ludicrous P It's a big day out now. People are going there for a walk like dating on the local high street in the 1940s. I'm waiting to meet the man of my dreams on the pasta aisle. Don't suppose you can make that dairy isle can you? I can't eat wheat I'm not made of wheat you'll be fine "hmm, I did not know that | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here" As they say in Belfast, get er bucked | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked "She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone Shes definitely gagging for it | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here Is it an Audi?? If so , steer clear
....i drive an audi " love it | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it"She sounds has though she’s dripping like a fucked fridge for u ... open the door and the light comes on | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it"Is she still in the blue shorts though? | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it"Big time lol You should set a bottle of milk(if you have one) outside your front door and watch out for her, and when she walks past again go out shirtless and see if you can start a convo or at least share a fuckme-fuckyou glance | |||
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"Bet she went to Tesco wearing yoga pants too, all bending over whilst reaching stuff to put in her trolley. She's such a prick tease and she knows it. P I may have done this every time I've been to the supermarket in the last few weeks. I'm not sure anyone has noticed though. Well coming out with an empty trolley would be ludicrous P It's a big day out now. People are going there for a walk like dating on the local high street in the 1940s. I'm waiting to meet the man of my dreams on the pasta aisle." Oh I hadnt considered this yes,this is where its all at now. I shall wear my best frock later  | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it
Big time lol
You should set a bottle of milk(if you have one) outside your front door and watch out for her, and when she walks past again go out shirtless and see if you can start a convo or at least share a fuckme-fuckyou glance "Or ask if you can borrow some flour....shirtless. Who can resist a naked baking man? (Don't worry about the gluten) | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it
Big time lol
You should set a bottle of milk(if you have one) outside your front door and watch out for her, and when she walks past again go out shirtless and see if you can start a convo or at least share a fuckme-fuckyou glance
Or ask if you can borrow some flour....shirtless.
Who can resist a naked baking man?
(Don't worry about the gluten)
"There you have it POF, confirmation from a females perspective. Let us know how you get on | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it"Aha! I mean, if I'm on the phone and you have a phone, it's not a signal that I want you to smash my back doors in. But it definitely is for some women! Sounds like you're in there 
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it"Maybe you could go out onto the lawn in just your pants, assume the doggy position and wiggle your phone like they do on late night adult channels? | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it
Maybe you could go out onto the lawn in just your pants, assume the doggy position and wiggle your phone like they do on late night adult channels? "This seems like a normal response I'll let you know how it goes | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here Nope I think you're just horny as fuck and dreaming of that to happen. "definitely this my friend | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here Is it an Audi?? If so , steer clear "I have audi, what's wrong with an audi?! | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here As they say in Belfast, get er bucked
She just walked past the house on the phone, I also have a phone
Shes definitely gagging for it
Maybe you could go out onto the lawn in just your pants, assume the doggy position and wiggle your phone like they do on late night adult channels?
This seems like a normal response
I'll let you know how it goes" | |||
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"So I went round and knocked on the door and told her how I thought she was giving me vibes and she started saying things like "who are you?" and "I'm not quite sure what you're talking about" ha ha, definitely playing hard to get "Is that where you've been all night? 'Explaining'  | |||
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"I suggest you go outside and helicopter your cock. This will let her know you're also interested and I'd expect a chap at your door! It's worked for me in the past so I'm sure I'll work for you too. HTH "
I do hope it was pleasurable PoF!
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"Are you sure it wasn't a dressing gown that she wears for cleaning? "Definitely. Waiting for a delivery man. | |||
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"Mine bought the bin out on her pjs, oh i love her pjs and bin, what you reckon "Shes gagging mate. Clearly | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here" Hahahaha I see where this come from | |||
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"My neighbour (well, across the road) just went and got something from her car wearing blue shorts My favourite colour is blue and I like cars Does she want me to go and bone her? We've never spoken before, I'm not sure she even knows I live here. But shes giving off some very strong vibes here" She so does | |||
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