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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Of course we can't go on holiday for real but there is nothing to stop our imaginations running wild.

So where would you like me to book for you, it can be somewhere you've been on holiday or somewhere you dream of going.

It can be as detailed as you like, the country, the town, the city, the hotel on the beach front, private villa with pool let me have your dream holiday location and I'll book it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to go to the Western Isles. I'd like to camp next to one of the beautiful beaches and just enjoy being free.

Of course I'd need to find a companion first, someone funny who likes whisky and dancing naked under the stars.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Playa Del Carmen , Mexico.

Specifically one of the RIU all inclusive beach front hotels .

Is that detailed enough

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Playa Del Carmen , Mexico.

Specifically one of the RIU all inclusive beach front hotels .

Is that detailed enough

Sounds good to me,

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'd love to go to the Western Isles. I'd like to camp next to one of the beautiful beaches and just enjoy being free.

Of course I'd need to find a companion first, someone funny who likes whisky and dancing naked under the stars. "

My mind is there with you already, fire pit dug into the sand using driftwood for fuel and cooking freshly caught fish while sat on upturned logs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bora Bora please

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Bora Bora please

Flights booked and a hunky topless chauffeur will pick you up and take you to the airport.

I've booked you one of the finest over the water villas so you can sip cocktails while dipping your feet in the warm ocean

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Please could you book me a cruise to somewhere hot with an all inclusive drinks package and no single supplement. Thanks.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Bora Bora please

You could start a travel blog - Nora Explora Bora Bora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already booked and paid for Gran Canaria end of may does that count

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Can you book me on a marlin boat out of Hemingway's resort in Kenya for a week?

I'll pay you later.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Please could you book me a cruise to somewhere hot with an all inclusive drinks package and no single supplement. Thanks.

You're booked onto the silver whisper and there's no single supplement as you've got the liner to yourself with up to 12 friends.

All inclusive drinks and topless hunky servants to cater to your every whim

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Please could you book me a cruise to somewhere hot with an all inclusive drinks package and no single supplement. Thanks.

You're booked onto the silver whisper and there's no single supplement as you've got the liner to yourself with up to 12 friends.

All inclusive drinks and topless hunky servants to cater to your every whim "

Wow. Sounds perfect

Thanks a lot

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can you book me on a marlin boat out of Hemingway's resort in Kenya for a week?

I'll pay you later."

All booked for Watamu with topless bikini girls to serve you cooling drinks and poor ice cold water on you mid fight

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"mid fight "

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Please could you book me a cruise to somewhere hot with an all inclusive drinks package and no single supplement. Thanks.

You're booked onto the silver whisper and there's no single supplement as you've got the liner to yourself with up to 12 friends.

All inclusive drinks and topless hunky servants to cater to your every whim

Wow. Sounds perfect

Thanks a lot"

It's my absolute pleasure, a chauffeur driven stretch limo will collect you at your doorstep

Thank you for using Sams travel

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"mid fight

When he's got a big marlin on the line

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm already booked and paid for Gran Canaria end of may does that count

Cancel it and use sams travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bora Bora please

You could start a travel blog - Nora Explora Bora Bora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bora Bora please

Flights booked and a hunky topless chauffeur will pick you up and take you to the airport.

I've booked you one of the finest over the water villas so you can sip cocktails while dipping your feet in the warm ocean"

Oh my goodness. Heaven!

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

I'm lucky I do a lot of travelling for my sport and cycling. But I've never been away for a non training/competing trip.

So I would like to go on a mega tourist/fun/adventure holiday. Something out of the ordinary for me. Been thinking new York or Vegas

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Asia. I'd like a short city break followed by some luxurious beach/private pool time. What would you recommend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be greedy and go travelling, The Bahamas. The Maldives, Barbados, Hawaii, Fiji, Japan, Disneyland Florida and then finish up in Ibiza for some partying

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sam's must be shut for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already booked and paid for Gran Canaria end of may does that count

Cancel it and use sams travel

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is sams travel free if so I'm in

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Bhutan and/or Myanmar please.

Wildlife, culture, walking

Stopping in local hotels and houses, no chains.

Thanks. Let me know what I owe and if anyone wants to join me to share the accommodation costs.

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Patiently waiting for my trip to Asia lol

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm lucky I do a lot of travelling for my sport and cycling. But I've never been away for a non training/competing trip.

So I would like to go on a mega tourist/fun/adventure holiday. Something out of the ordinary for me. Been thinking new York or Vegas

Booked you in for a three week dual city break,

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Patiently waiting for my trip to Asia lol"

Sorry I was having a siesta with the secretary

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Asia. I'd like a short city break followed by some luxurious beach/private pool time. What would you recommend? "

Because you've been so patient I've booked you a shirt city break in Los Angeles and then you're off to Bora Bora

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Patiently waiting for my trip to Asia lol

Sorry I was having a siesta with the secretary

Haha! Luckily I do not feel comfortable booking a holiday with a less reputable company. Therefore I am still interested

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Bhutan and/or Myanmar please.

Wildlife, culture, walking

Stopping in local hotels and houses, no chains.

Thanks. Let me know what I owe and if anyone wants to join me to share the accommodation costs."

If you can entice 6 to go with you your place is free

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I'm lucky I do a lot of travelling for my sport and cycling. But I've never been away for a non training/competing trip.

So I would like to go on a mega tourist/fun/adventure holiday. Something out of the ordinary for me. Been thinking new York or Vegas

Booked you in for a three week dual city break,

Absolutely brilliant.

5 star Google review, would recommend to a friend

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Patiently waiting for my trip to Asia lol

Sorry I was having a siesta with the secretary

Haha! Luckily I do not feel comfortable booking a holiday with a less reputable company. Therefore I am still interested"

Good man, I'll upgrade you to a villa above the water in bora bora

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm lucky I do a lot of travelling for my sport and cycling. But I've never been away for a non training/competing trip.

So I would like to go on a mega tourist/fun/adventure holiday. Something out of the ordinary for me. Been thinking new York or Vegas

Booked you in for a three week dual city break,

Absolutely brilliant.

5 star Google review, would recommend to a friend"

Awesome your business is much appreciated my good man

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Asia. I'd like a short city break followed by some luxurious beach/private pool time. What would you recommend?

Because you've been so patient I've booked you a shirt city break in Los Angeles and then you're off to Bora Bora "

Hmm is this changeable it's not really what I was thinking for the city break. Possibly Hong Kong, kaila lumpar or Singapore?

Appreciate you are very busy with covid cancellations at this time. Your help is appreciated.

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Patiently waiting for my trip to Asia lol

Sorry I was having a siesta with the secretary

Haha! Luckily I do not feel comfortable booking a holiday with a less reputable company. Therefore I am still interested

Good man, I'll upgrade you to a villa above the water in bora bora "

The service really is outstanding. Don't get that at barrhead travel lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I would just like to go to Cornwall and eat a pasty on Harlyn Bay beach, that’s all I want right now

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Asia. I'd like a short city break followed by some luxurious beach/private pool time. What would you recommend?

Because you've been so patient I've booked you a shirt city break in Los Angeles and then you're off to Bora Bora

Hmm is this changeable it's not really what I was thinking for the city break. Possibly Hong Kong, kaila lumpar or Singapore?

Appreciate you are very busy with covid cancellations at this time. Your help is appreciated. "

If it's your first time in Asia, singapore would make a nice introduction. Extremely metropolitan, well managed and very safe, to the extend some call it sanitized.

Hong Kong is asia's version of new york. Crowded, messy, everyone uses the subway, A great place to visit as well.

KL is imo the lesser of the three and is still a developing city, where things that are supposed to work don't always quite work,there is a charm to this, compared to singapore which is sometimes perfect to a fault.

KL might be a choice if budget is tight and is certainly the cheapest of the three.

Hope that helps. All three provide different experiences. You won't go wrong with either.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I would just like to go to Cornwall and eat a pasty on Harlyn Bay beach, that’s all I want right now

I'll book you a week in August and if you'd like I'll set up a shepherds hut directly on the beach for you with past us delivered to you by ex bondi beach tanned surf guards with 6 packs

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I would just like to go to Cornwall and eat a pasty on Harlyn Bay beach, that’s all I want right now

I'll book you a week in August and if you'd like I'll set up a shepherds hut directly on the beach for you with past us delivered to you by ex bondi beach tanned surf guards with 6 packs"

The hut sounds wonderful, can you send the pasties via dadbods r us please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam, I'd love you to book me a fortnight in Paralimini please me aul China. It's been my favourite place to date, I love Cyprus and the people are awesome too

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Bhutan and/or Myanmar please.

Wildlife, culture, walking

Stopping in local hotels and houses, no chains.

Thanks. Let me know what I owe and if anyone wants to join me to share the accommodation costs.

If you can entice 6 to go with you your place is free

Does anyone want to go on holiday with me?

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Bhutan and/or Myanmar please.

Wildlife, culture, walking

Stopping in local hotels and houses, no chains.

Thanks. Let me know what I owe and if anyone wants to join me to share the accommodation costs.

If you can entice 6 to go with you your place is free

Does anyone want to go on holiday with me?"

Love a wildlife and walking adventure.

Local accomodation is a great shout too