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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have already achieved excellence today, I woke up and just as I put my feet on the ground to stand up my alarm went off. My timing is immaculate.

What have you achieved recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've excersises while at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a 20 mile mountain bike trek the other day and only hit 1 tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have already achieved excellence today, I woke up and just as I put my feet on the ground to stand up my alarm went off. My timing is immaculate.

What have you achieved recently? "

Kudos Rubi

I've been out for my hours exercise and have taken tomorrows challenge photo and am gonna see what I can come up with for Fridays

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

I can pee standing up and not hit the seat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got dressed yesterday. Like actually dressed dressed, with underwear and everything

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have already achieved excellence today, I woke up and just as I put my feet on the ground to stand up my alarm went off. My timing is immaculate.

What have you achieved recently? "

I’m Jealous!

that is something that would proper make me chuffed!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've achieved a hangover from last night.

That's about it really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got dressed yesterday. Like actually dressed dressed, with underwear and everything

Well done! I literally picked up a bra this morning and just stared at it for a few seconds before putting it back down

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I have already achieved excellence today, I woke up and just as I put my feet on the ground to stand up my alarm went off. My timing is immaculate.

What have you achieved recently? "

I'll second that! My alarm was turned off but I woke 10 minutes before it would otherwise have gone off....and it's a day off for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got dressed yesterday. Like actually dressed dressed, with underwear and everything

Well done! I literally picked up a bra this morning and just stared at it for a few seconds before putting it back down

Wise move!! I’m not quite sure how I’m going to cope when I have to start wearing one every day again

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I got dressed yesterday. Like actually dressed dressed, with underwear and everything

Well done! I literally picked up a bra this morning and just stared at it for a few seconds before putting it back down

I for one , applaud you , we like you braless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole post has made me giggle. I feel that in itself is an achievement. Also, I actually spoke to an actual human being today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made someone smile yesterday who.told me they havnt smiled in a very long time. That was a win for me.

Making others smile or laugh for me is better than making someone orgasm

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"I can pee standing up and not hit the seat...

Is this the M or F of you?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I had a baking bonanza and cooking fest yesterday. I think I'm feeding the neighbours, on account of me getting so carried away. I haven't spent a full day in the kitchen for a long time - loved it!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I still maintain my positivity and enthusiasm by acknowledging the things I am grateful for every day

Also, I didn’t eat all the Jaffa Cakes - I shared

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I can pee standing up and not hit the seat...

Is this the M or F of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned a new song on guitar in around 5 hours total this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day "

What were they Nora?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've deep cleaned the kitchen and pantry and unearthed some red lentils with a use by of 2019...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

Get one! Everyone needs a twirl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actually typed something into my spreadsheet this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *racknellboy1971Man
over a year ago

Bracknell

After 5 weeks of working from home, I decided to get a cable so I could use my pc monitor rather than a laptop screen

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

Get one! Everyone needs a twirl!"

Much prefer a ripple

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I am providing all & sundry with baked goods.

If this feckin' virus doesn't get us, diabetes will!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

Get one! Everyone needs a twirl!

Much prefer a ripple

Twirl first, Ripple second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

Get one! Everyone needs a twirl!

Much prefer a ripple

Oh! I forgot about them. Do they still do them?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ripple dipped in tea. I want that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got washing out the machine and put another load on , my aim today is to put all the clean washing from the last week away !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am afraid twirl beats ripple for me, as I'm a cadburys guy through and through

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

Get one! Everyone needs a twirl!

Much prefer a ripple

Oh! I forgot about them. Do they still do them?!"

Oh they do.... galaxy before any other chocolate for me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

Get one! Everyone needs a twirl!

Much prefer a ripple

Twirl first, Ripple second

Babs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ripple dipped in tea. I want that now

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fabbing from the office. What could go wrong?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I want a Drifter that been in the fridge to dip in a cuppa !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ripple dipped in tea. I want that now

What

You've never dipped a ripple in your tea!?! Oh my god!

Galaxy chocolate of any kind is great, just dip it in and suck it, it melts slower if you put it in the fridge first so you get to do it over and over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve toasted crumpets then lathered in butter and mature cheddar spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took all my photo challenge pics last night. Sorted. Uploaded. Ready for reveal.

And some mad cleaning in the middle of the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hoovered before having a coffee this morning!

Winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hoovered before having a coffee this morning!

Winning

Now that’s impressive!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I hoovered before having a coffee this morning!

Winning

Fuck that shit , you done something before caffeine

More than I can manage

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

Get one! Everyone needs a twirl!

Much prefer a ripple

Twirl first, Ripple second

Babs

And I would have them both

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ripple dipped in tea. I want that now

What

You've never dipped a ripple in your tea!?! Oh my god!

Galaxy chocolate of any kind is great, just dip it in and suck it, it melts slower if you put it in the fridge first so you get to do it over and over! "

Agree with the galaxy is the best and especially out if the fridge, but tea.... that’s where I draw the line, I don’t drink it or any hot drink

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ripple dipped in tea. I want that now

What

You've never dipped a ripple in your tea!?! Oh my god!

Galaxy chocolate of any kind is great, just dip it in and suck it, it melts slower if you put it in the fridge first so you get to do it over and over! "

I love chocolate dipped in a hot brew. Tasty!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I ate 2 Easter eggs in one day

What were they Nora?

Twirl and crunchie

Oh I love a Twirl. I don’t have a Twirl

Get one! Everyone needs a twirl!

Much prefer a ripple

Twirl first, Ripple second

I agree with this. Well, a twirl is better for tea dunking while a ripple is better for straight up nibbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hoovered before having a coffee this morning!

Winning

Now that’s impressive!! "

I'm impressed too - I'm not sure what came over me

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I went for another run this morning after being woken by my cat demanding breakfast at early o'clock ...if I go then I'm not fully awake enough to talk myself our if it... checked the settings on Samsung Health and found I'm running further than I thought... 4 miles

Been shopping for my Dad and for a neighbour...all safely delivered to their front door and stood at the end of the path for a quick natter each time...

Now deciding how little to wear in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hoovered before having a coffee this morning!

Winning

Fuck that shit , you done something before caffeine

More than I can manage

Its OK I'm plonked on the sofa now with coffee doing fuck all - all is right in the world

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

I made my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just bought a space hopper for my kid and some water jug filters for £1 (used up the gift card I had for the rest of the cost). Rather chuffed about it.

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Did my run/kettlebells at home this morning.

Kids still in pj's though!!

Cant win em all!

MsD

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

And below is why I made my bed and why it's an achievement.

https://youtu.be/yaQZFhrW0fU

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I hoovered before having a coffee this morning!

Winning

Fuck that shit , you done something before caffeine

More than I can manage

Its OK I'm plonked on the sofa now with coffee doing fuck all - all is right in the world

Now you're talking , that's more me

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I managed to multi task and made my own coffee and toast this morning.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

We got up at 3:30 to look at the pink super moon

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Just done a double shop, for ourselves and an elderly women. Made a bread and butter pudding, this afternoon will be prepping a door for painting.

Keeping busy is what will get us through this extraordinary moment in time, I guess its what lots of others are doing too.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I have already achieved excellence today, I woke up and just as I put my feet on the ground to stand up my alarm went off. My timing is immaculate.

What have you achieved recently? "

Awesome is my minimum standard.

Cal

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I have already achieved excellence today, I woke up and just as I put my feet on the ground to stand up my alarm went off. My timing is immaculate.

What have you achieved recently? "

I do the zen of excellence

I dont want to be, try to be, or do,

I just am

(See Tao of pooh bear for reference)

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