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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just me present at the minute Ash (never correct though )

Jo is still asleep but I am just about to teabag her to wake her up

D.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stick the kettle on then Ash

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

"

,

I'm in! morning x

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Good morning

Off for a shower, will be in and out to pass the time

Jo x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Stick the kettle on then Ash "
,

Morning Ace x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Present and correct (makes a change )

Major Ash sir x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just me present at the minute Ash (never correct though )

Jo is still asleep but I am just about to teabag her to wake her up

D."

Morning Private D......Please do report back to HQ to inform us how Jo is after you have tea baged her

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Stick the kettle on then Ash "

Morning Ace....I have just made a coffee if you fancy one.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

,

I'm in! morning x"

Morning Samiss...You're in early today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning I’m here ready to be inspected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present, but far from correct, need another coffee and bacon sarnie

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

v•

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning I'm here

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

? here

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Coooeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

"

Leading seaman Heart reporting for duty sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning I’m here ready to be inspected "

I have inspected and yes I confirm fit of purpose

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm here but only briefly, as have to go to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

"

Good morning major Ash,

Private benny reporting for stay at home duty. All correct and presentish.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning

Off for a shower, will be in and out to pass the time

Jo x"

Good morning Jo......Can i dry your back for you?....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Stick the kettle on then Ash ,

Morning Ace x"

Morning Samiss, have you got anything planned for today? I've got to go and pick up ma prescription which I shall tie in with a bit of shopping x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash, present, butt you can do the standing to attention!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning I’m here ready to be inspected

I have inspected and yes I confirm fit of purpose "

Haha why thank you sir

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present and correct (makes a change )

Major Ash sir x"

Morning Private Compersion.....Nice to see that you're both at this time of the day...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Stick the kettle on then Ash

Morning Ace....I have just made a coffee if you fancy one..... "

Thanks Ash, but I hardly touch coffee, but I can drink enough tea to sink a Battleship in the morning

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present hola "

Morning Private TubeRose...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yes sir! "

Any thing to report to HQ this morning Private?....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Oh Ash you're back!

Present and kind of correct.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning I’m here ready to be inspected "

Morning Pure Vanilla...can you please report to my office in the barracks for a long inspection....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present, but far from correct, need another coffee and bacon sarnie "

Morning MrMcD....I hope you will be correct after after that coffee and sarnie....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"v•"

Morning Transgirl......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning I'm here "

Morning widowdad...Are you present and correct?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash. Working in the kitchen, doors open. Fresh air and spreadsheets.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm here. Hoping for a productive day.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coooeeeee "

Cooooeee to you to SandyBeach......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here. Been a little absent lately only dipping in occasionally

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

Leading seaman Heart reporting for duty sir! "

Thanks for reporting in Leading Seaman Heart.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here but only briefly, as have to go to work."

I hope you have a good day and stay safe.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

Good morning major Ash,

Private benny reporting for stay at home duty. All correct and presentish. "

Morning Private Benny....what stay at home activities have you got planned for today?....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Stick the kettle on then Ash ,

Morning Ace x

Morning Samiss, have you got anything planned for today? I've got to go and pick up ma prescription which I shall tie in with a bit of shopping x "

Gardening today Ace I just go out once a week for shopping and checking on my Dad. Take care x

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Here Sir, present and standing to attention Sir.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

,

I'm in! morning x

Morning Samiss...You're in early today... "

,

I am, birds woke me up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash, present, butt you can do the standing to attention!! "

Morning Testarosa....I must warn you first that I'm quite good at standing to attention first thing in the morning...

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

DIY day for me today, as a distraction aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

Good morning major Ash,

Private benny reporting for stay at home duty. All correct and presentish.

Morning Private Benny....what stay at home activities have you got planned for today?.... "

I'm making a list but I woke up as horny as teenager this morning so I need to address that situation first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Ash

Reporting for duty Sir

Her x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh Ash you're back!

Present and kind of correct."

Morning Corporal Meli.......Its good to be back.....I hope you are well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning I’m here ready to be inspected

Morning Pure Vanilla...can you please report to my office in the barracks for a long inspection...."

Straight away sir

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Good morning Ash I’m here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash. Working in the kitchen, doors open. Fresh air and spreadsheets."

Morning Daniel....I hope you enjoy that fresh air today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning I'm here

Morning widowdad...Are you present and correct? "

I'm not sure I've ever been correct but I'm a present to anyone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning I’m here ready to be inspected "

Private Vanilla, your video report has been reviewed; excellent work, you are dismissed to carry on as you were.

All present and correct here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning I’m here ready to be inspected

I have inspected and yes I confirm fit of purpose

Haha why thank you sir "

Us Plymouth folk need to stick together otherwise these northerners will take over lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here. Hoping for a productive day."

Morning greeneggs...I hope you have a productive day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here. Been a little absent lately only dipping in occasionally"

Morning Bellissima.....I hope you will dip in again more often....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here Sir, present and standing to attention Sir."

Morning private _opilot.......Thanks for reporting in.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Good morning Major Ash. Babs reporting for duty

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Morning I’m a new addition to the register.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

,

I'm in! morning x

Morning Samiss...You're in early today... ,

I am, birds woke me up "

Tilly the cat woke me up this morning wanting to go outside!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"DIY day for me today, as a distraction aid"

Morning PK.....What DIY are you doing today?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and standing to attention!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

Good morning major Ash,

Private benny reporting for stay at home duty. All correct and presentish.

Morning Private Benny....what stay at home activities have you got planned for today?....

I'm making a list but I woke up as horny as teenager this morning so I need to address that situation first "

I hope you manage to address it as soon as possible...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G'morning Ash, G'morning all.

*Stands to attention and salutes*

Present and correct, Sir!

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash how are you? Morning all x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash

Reporting for duty Sir

Her x"

Good morning Her........Thanks for reporting in for duty....What is on the agenda for today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m around, Sir!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash I’m here "

Good morning Private Busty....Its always a pleasure to see you on the parade ground

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning I’m here ready to be inspected

Private Vanilla, your video report has been reviewed; excellent work, you are dismissed to carry on as you were.

All present and correct here."

Good work private in reviewing the video...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Random"

Morning Jessica.....I do try and be as random as possible

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Major Ash. Babs reporting for duty "

Good morning Corporal Babs....I hope you have a lovely day x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning I’m a new addition to the register. "

Morning Fiddlesticks and welcome to the weekly forum roll call thread.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present and standing to attention! "

Morning MS.....Can you please stand at the back of the parade until you're correct again!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"G'morning Ash, G'morning all.

*Stands to attention and salutes*

Present and correct, Sir!

Fuzz"

Morning Private Fuzz......That was an impressive salute this morning....

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By *ae1985Woman
over a year ago

kittenshire

Well hello there!

Time for me to check in, present and always correct

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash how are you? Morning all x"

Good morning DandLB....I'm doing good thank you...Its only week 2 of 12 weeks of lock down so a long way to go still!

I hope you are both well x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m around, Sir!"

Good morning Private Sin.....I hope you will be correct also today...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good morning Major Ash. Babs reporting for duty

Good morning Corporal Babs....I hope you have a lovely day x"

Corporal? Are you sure Ash?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"DIY day for me today, as a distraction aid

Morning PK.....What DIY are you doing today?... "

Hanging curtain poles and building a fake wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Ash. Good morning all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m working but online xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Ash. Hope everyone is well and in good spirits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m around, Sir!

Good morning Private Sin.....I hope you will be correct also today... "

Best behaviour as always

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good morning Ash.

Sending to you and Lorna.

Sending love and positivity to anyone who needs it.

Have a blessed day and stay safe.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash

Reporting for duty Sir

Her x

Good morning Her........Thanks for reporting in for duty....What is on the agenda for today? "

Well... I am working from home and in between that I seem to be logging on here and checking the forum and our messages. I have done some housework to get the place nice and tidy, not that we are having visitors but it just makes me feel better in my head if the house is tidy. We will go out for a 7.5 mile run later and enjoy the evening with my son when he gets home from his dad's.

Hope you have a lovely day, are you doing anything in particular? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here and present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here albeit still in my pj's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Here. Waiting on my daily call from doctors then might go sit on the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here present and erect... I mean correct

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm here. .. not sure about the rest. Will pop in and out as I'm working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Ash how are you? Morning all x

Good morning DandLB....I'm doing good thank you...Its only week 2 of 12 weeks of lock down so a long way to go still!

I hope you are both well x"

Not gonna lie I feel like shite right now but nothing that can’t be fixed , D is well and happy thank you x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well hello there!

Time for me to check in, present and always correct "

Good morning Rae....Thanks for checking in

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Major Ash. Babs reporting for duty

Good morning Corporal Babs....I hope you have a lovely day x

Corporal? Are you sure Ash? "

I thought you deserved a promotion Babs...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"DIY day for me today, as a distraction aid

Morning PK.....What DIY are you doing today?...

Hanging curtain poles and building a fake wall "

I hope you have a successful mission

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash. Good morning all. "

Good morning Lois....anything to report to HQ so far?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m working but online xxx"

Morning Chloe...I hope you have a good day...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here Ash. Hope everyone is well and in good spirits "

Morning private Zipper....I might have some spirits later on this evening...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good morning Major Ash. Babs reporting for duty

Good morning Corporal Babs....I hope you have a lovely day x

Corporal? Are you sure Ash?

I thought you deserved a promotion Babs... "

You’re a cheeky one today Ash ... now have a think about Brigadier Babs. I think that works

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Present but maybe not correct

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash.

Sending to you and Lorna.

Sending love and positivity to anyone who needs it.

Have a blessed day and stay safe.

Jo.Xx "

Good morning Jo.....we both send you are love also x

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

My rainbow and I are both present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Major Ash. Babs reporting for duty

Good morning Corporal Babs....I hope you have a lovely day x

Corporal? Are you sure Ash?

I thought you deserved a promotion Babs...

You’re a cheeky one today Ash ... now have a think about Brigadier Babs. I think that works "

A worthy alliteration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash. Good morning all.

Good morning Lois....anything to report to HQ so far?.... "

All quiet here Ash. People doing what they should be and staying indoors

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash

Reporting for duty Sir

Her x

Good morning Her........Thanks for reporting in for duty....What is on the agenda for today?

Well... I am working from home and in between that I seem to be logging on here and checking the forum and our messages. I have done some housework to get the place nice and tidy, not that we are having visitors but it just makes me feel better in my head if the house is tidy. We will go out for a 7.5 mile run later and enjoy the evening with my son when he gets home from his dad's.

Hope you have a lovely day, are you doing anything in particular? X"

Lorna and I have some gardening to do this afternoon then will go out for a walk later on tonight when there is not many people about and its nice and quiet.

I hope you enjoy your run later and time with your son.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning Major Ash. Babs reporting for duty

Good morning Corporal Babs....I hope you have a lovely day x

Corporal? Are you sure Ash?

I thought you deserved a promotion Babs...

You’re a cheeky one today Ash ... now have a think about Brigadier Babs. I think that works

A worthy alliteration "

Thank you Lois, I thought so too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"My rainbow and I are both present "

Look at your beautiful smile

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here and present "

Morning Jase....Thanks for reporting in.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here albeit still in my pj's "

Morning Dana.......will you be in your PJ's all day?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all"

Morning QK...I hope you have a good one.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here. Waiting on my daily call from doctors then might go sit on the garden"

Morning Voddy....I will be doing the same soon with a nice cup of coffee....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here present and erect... I mean correct "

Morning CK.....I'm glad you erected yourself...sorry I mean corrected....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here. .. not sure about the rest. Will pop in and out as I'm working. "

Morning Guenevre.....I hope you have a good day working...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning, I'm here "

Morning FF....Thanks for reporting in for duty.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Present and correct Ash how are you buddy?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash how are you? Morning all x

Good morning DandLB....I'm doing good thank you...Its only week 2 of 12 weeks of lock down so a long way to go still!

I hope you are both well x

Not gonna lie I feel like shite right now but nothing that can’t be fixed , D is well and happy thank you x"

I hope you feel better soon and Lorna and I send you our love and a virtual hug x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Major Ash. Babs reporting for duty

Good morning Corporal Babs....I hope you have a lovely day x

Corporal? Are you sure Ash?

I thought you deserved a promotion Babs...

You’re a cheeky one today Ash ... now have a think about Brigadier Babs. I think that works "

I had a think about it...Brigadier Babs does kind of work....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My rainbow and I are both present "

Good morning to you SMP and your lovely rainbow...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present but maybe not correct"

Morning....I hope you will be correct next time...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"My rainbow and I are both present

Look at your beautiful smile "

Thank you, Brigadier Babs

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"My rainbow and I are both present

Good morning to you SMP and your lovely rainbow... "

And a good morning to you, Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Major Ash x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash. Good morning all.

Good morning Lois....anything to report to HQ so far?....

All quiet here Ash. People doing what they should be and staying indoors "

All quiet here too lois....can only see Tilly the cat outside at the moment...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present and correct Ash how are you buddy?"

Morning Irish......I'm doing good thanks mate...I hope you are well and keeping safe.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Major Ash x "

Good morning Angie....I hope you are well and all is ok x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

All present and correct here Officer Dibble

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"All present and correct here Officer Dibble "

Good afternoon private Sharif....Anything to report in to HQ today?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon, Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better late than never. MG reporting in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saunters in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saunters in "

Where have you been til this hour? tut tut

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Swanning in on my lunch break whilst WFH

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Phew just sneaked in!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon, Sir! "

Good afternoon private Steve....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Better late than never. MG reporting in "

Afternoon MG....Anything to report in to HQ so far?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"All present and correct here Officer Dibble

Good afternoon private Sharif....Anything to report in to HQ today?..."

Nothing much really just another day at the office

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Saunters in "

Afternoon Private Cheeky........Are you present and correct?......

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Swanning in on my lunch break whilst WFH "

Afternoon....I hope you enjoy your lunch break....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Phew just sneaked in!"

Congrats on being the last to sneak in for todays forum roll call Miss Morgan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"G'morning Ash, G'morning all.

*Stands to attention and salutes*

Present and correct, Sir!

Fuzz

Morning Private Fuzz......That was an impressive salute this morning.... "

Sir!

Permission to take Corporal Babs to the rifle range for some "target practice"? Sir!

Fuzz

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"DIY day for me today, as a distraction aid

Morning PK.....What DIY are you doing today?...

Hanging curtain poles and building a fake wall

I hope you have a successful mission "

Thanks Ash. I was missing some key items and rather than head out, I had a home spa day with my daughter instead

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

"

Bugger. I'm late.

Sorry Major. The cat ate my homework.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

Bugger. I'm late.

Sorry Major. The cat ate my homework."

Bugger... late too

Found my cat ch0king on someone's homework

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

Bugger. I'm late.

Sorry Major. The cat ate my homework.

Bugger... late too

Found my cat ch0king on someone's homework"

Bad pussy, naughty pussy.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning...

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late...

Bugger. I'm late.

Sorry Major. The cat ate my homework.

Bugger... late too

Found my cat ch0king on someone's homework

Bad pussy, naughty pussy."

Not the first time I'm heard or said that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've just got back from a lovely 6 mile walk, other than nipping to Tesco (which is only 5 minutes down the road), I feel human again after having had some proper exercise

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Swanning in on my lunch break whilst WFH

Afternoon....I hope you enjoy your lunch break.... "

It turned into more of a lunch rush because no one would leave me alone, so I ended up shoving a sandwich into my face whilst live on a Teams call instead. I love WFH

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here"
.

Tut...late again Yas...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Here.

Tut...late again Yas... "

Oops x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here.

Tut...late again Yas...

Oops x"

Never mind, you've missed roll call, maybe Ash won't notice...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Here.

Tut...late again Yas...

Oops x

Never mind, you've missed roll call, maybe Ash won't notice..."

He went shhh x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Here.

Tut...late again Yas...

Oops x

Never mind, you've missed roll call, maybe Ash won't notice...

He went shhh x"

'Wont

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come "

No what's symptoms?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come "

If you think it's Covid, we think we had it. Nothing too bad, bit like flu and a sinus headache combined plus a few other niggly things. Very tired etc. But out of the other side after nearly 2 weeks. We didn't need medical advice and only took the odd paracetamol.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?"

Corona Virus!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here.

Tut...late again Yas...

Oops x

Never mind, you've missed roll call, maybe Ash won't notice...

He went shhh x

'Wont "

Bet he will...he misses nothing

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

If you think it's Covid, we think we had it. Nothing too bad, bit like flu and a sinus headache combined plus a few other niggly things. Very tired etc. But out of the other side after nearly 2 weeks. We didn't need medical advice and only took the odd paracetamol. "

Oh thank you x hopefully mine won’t be any worse

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!"

Nooo sending you hugs and love xx rest and drink plenty of water xx it might no be fingers crossed x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

If you think it's Covid, we think we had it. Nothing too bad, bit like flu and a sinus headache combined plus a few other niggly things. Very tired etc. But out of the other side after nearly 2 weeks. We didn't need medical advice and only took the odd paracetamol.

Oh thank you x hopefully mine won’t be any worse"

Wishing you well xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!

Nooo sending you hugs and love xx rest and drink plenty of water xx it might no be fingers crossed x"

Thank you TG x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!"

Oh, hope you're ok..x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

If you think it's Covid, we think we had it. Nothing too bad, bit like flu and a sinus headache combined plus a few other niggly things. Very tired etc. But out of the other side after nearly 2 weeks. We didn't need medical advice and only took the odd paracetamol.

Oh thank you x hopefully mine won’t be any worse

Wishing you well xx"

thank you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!

Oh, hope you're ok..x"

Ask me in a week or so

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!

Nooo sending you hugs and love xx rest and drink plenty of water xx it might no be fingers crossed x

Thank you TG x"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!

Oh, hope you're ok..x

Ask me in a week or so "

Sometimes I think it might be good to have a mild form of the virus, to build up immunity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!

Oh, hope you're ok..x

Ask me in a week or so "

I really hope you feel better very soon.

Iv had friends who have had confirmed cases.

They all discribed vering symptoms the only one they all had was loss of taste and smell.that seems to be the one everyone gets.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!

Oh, hope you're ok..x

Ask me in a week or so

I really hope you feel better very soon.

Iv had friends who have had confirmed cases.

They all discribed vering symptoms the only one they all had was loss of taste and smell.that seems to be the one everyone gets."

Thanks Lorna - no loss of taste / smell yet but I’m sure it will.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A definite virtual hello tonight..... 24hrs in from the start of symptoms and I’m wondering what’s to come

No what's symptoms?

Corona Virus!

Oh, hope you're ok..x

Ask me in a week or so

I really hope you feel better very soon.

Iv had friends who have had confirmed cases.

They all discribed vering symptoms the only one they all had was loss of taste and smell.that seems to be the one everyone gets."

Yes, I got the loss of taste and smell but no cough. S had (has) a bad cough but no issue with taste and smell. It's definitely an odd one.

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