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By *istress_L-Captain OP Couple
over a year ago

Southport

I wondered if anyone has any funny stories when visiting their doctor.

I went for an exam the other day and as I was lying there all I hear from my gp was i've got a wonderful view!

I'm not sure whether to take it as a compliment or not! But it did make me giggle afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a similar thing happen when I had to be examined. So much so he took a photo. It was my tonsils.

He wanted to use photo to show his students how big they get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my Gp is about 20 stone and yuk , lol But my mums and dad is so good looking i meet him other day and my sister knows him ... i said i think he is lovely , lol she only told him he said i was thinking she was lovely too , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After I had my 2nd son I got piles, it took me ages to pluck up courage to go to Doctors as I was embarrassed. Anyway made the appointment thinking would be my own Dr but when I got into the room it was this drop dead sexy Navy Doctor in the white tropical uniform(was in Hong Kong at time)and all he said when I showed him said piles was "Oh Mrs Smith thats a big one Im not going to touch it "

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'd just hit my 39th birthday for the 2nd time and had got into a new relationship so obviously we were at it like rabbits and I ended up with cystitis, went to see the quack, got some antibiotics and all was well.....few weeks later, I had to go to see the nurse practioner for something else, she's a girl round about my age and she looked at my notes on the computer and started laughing like a loon.....I asked her what the craic was and she said, "guess what Dr ***** put in your notes - still sexually active"....Fecks sake, I was 39, not 89.....(no offence intended to any still sexually active octogenarians)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i went in thinking i had stomach cramps... she then told me i was pregnant with a 33week old baby

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Years ago went for a smear and was asked if it was ok for a trainee to be there and take the smear.

They had put me with my legs up and me facing the wall. All done never felt a thing.

They said I could get dressed, turned round and the trainee doctor got hold of my hand to help me down. We looked at each other and burst out laughing.

Well Alan, when we played Doctors and Nurses in the school yard, never thought you'd be ding it for real.

Yes I went to Junior school with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be plzd I don't have to stick my finger up thr

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Before I moved south 6 months ago, I'd been with my GP's surgery for some 19 years.

My GP was like an old friend, with a terrific sense of humour, but one thing I recall was him seeing me one morning when I felt really unwell.

"Morning Iain; you really don't look well, what you doing here? You might infect me let alone my patients! Go and see a doctor!"

Or I was in hospital due to have major eye surgery, and as I entered the Operating Theatre to be transferred onto the operating table, the specialist was going through what would happen, in a move to try to keep me calm.

I noticed, via a mirror, there was an "X" marking above my left eye, written on with some liquid. I joked, "Just making sure you have the correct eye, are you?"

His reply was, "No! I've always had trouble (then he did the rest in a pretend stutter) differentiating my rrrrrright fffffrom mmmmmmmy llllleft!"

Apparently, I went pale, as everyone else in the theatre creased up with laughter.

The subsequent operation lasted almost 8 hours, not the 2 hours they expected; it took a further 4 operations over the next 5 months to sort out the problems and if it wasn't for those operations, I'd be blind now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah i went in thinking i had stomach cramps... she then told me i was pregnant with a 33week old baby

........ imagine my shock when I went to see my doctor thinking I was approaching the menopause and he told me I was pregnant.

We both nearly fell off our chairs but only one of us was laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lump removed from my face, two surgeons were discussing how the one should do it so's to leave minimum scarring, they were drawing on my face and talking like I wasn't there.... they kept using the word 'flaps' - I got terrible giggles imagining them drawing rude pics on me face... the doc cottoned onto why, so he kept exhagerating the word and kept asking what on earth I was finding so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having had to undergo a biopsy on my womb with no anaesthetic recently the gynaecologist made me smile afterwards by telling me i didnt look post menopausal inside or out !!!!

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By *ussinflipflopsWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I was at thequacks Quacks this morning to have my bits investigated...

Never thought I'd have Richard Hammond (ok his twin bro) with his face in my Fanny having a twiddle of me bits

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Does anyone remember Lofty from Eastenders? I think his name is Tom Watt?? His brother (Dr Watt!) was my GP! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was getting a smear test done recently by the nurse and as mid doing it she started randomly saying how neat I was.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"yeah i went in thinking i had stomach cramps... she then told me i was pregnant with a 33week old baby

........ imagine my shock when I went to see my doctor thinking I was approaching the menopause and he told me I was pregnant.

We both nearly fell off our chairs but only one of us was laughing. "

These stories scare me!!!!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i have issues with my throat and tonsils. after suffering yet again i saw one of the other docs in the practice. when i asked what could be dont as getting really fed up ,i was kinda taken back when i was told "we dont like operating on tonsils when the persons elderly "

almost as good as when i was pregnant at 30 with my one and only child and was classed by docs as a geriatric mum !!! getting a complex here pmsl !!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"yeah i went in thinking i had stomach cramps... she then told me i was pregnant with a 33week old baby

........ imagine my shock when I went to see my doctor thinking I was approaching the menopause and he told me I was pregnant.

We both nearly fell off our chairs but only one of us was laughing.

These stories scare me!!!!!

Apparently the stage before pre menopausal is a last ditch surge of hormones as the body puts all its eggs in one basket (literally!). Don't you remember being at school with kids who's parents looked like grandparents? Thats why!!

This happened to someone close to me who had spent her whole adult life unable to get pregnant naturally. After three ivf babies she and her hubby had never paid too much attention to contraception. She went to her gp convinced she was pre menopausal, nope, baby number 4.

I was at the docs the same week as the discovery discussing coils...

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