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Melted vibrator

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I had to happen at some point. I’ve got an almost vintage vibrator, it’s so fucking old and battered that the beads had dispersed into the shaft but with regular battery changes, it still worked until... hair straightener was left on and didn’t know my vibrator was next to it. Was downstairs and could smell burning rubber, went up and my vibrator was melted over my straightener.

Straightener is fine, rabbit is deceased. RIP you served me well.

Now I’m in a pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I had to happen at some point. I’ve got an almost vintage vibrator, it’s so fucking old and battered that the beads had dispersed into the shaft but with regular battery changes, it still worked until... hair straightener was left on and didn’t know my vibrator was next to it. Was downstairs and could smell burning rubber, went up and my vibrator was melted over my straightener.

Straightener is fine, rabbit is deceased. RIP you served me well.

Now I’m in a pickle. "

Use the straightforward. Multifunction

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I have just the perfect replacement for when social distancing measures are quashed ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could help with that, not a dildo but will do you good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

We believe you.

Sure it didn’t melt cus you’re so fucking hot!!!

*cheesychatupface*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can’t save it, the rabbit ears are melted to mush, the whole side of it is gone bar the metal inside. Lucky it didn’t catch on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you need to bury it. Pun intended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get an Easter rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah

We believe you.

Sure it didn’t melt cus you’re so fucking hot!!!

*cheesychatupface*"

Aww that’s cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the washing machine on fast spin

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Most online stores are still supplying bunnies you might have to wait for delivery a wee bit longer though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be the first time something has gone soft near you......

#CheesyLineTuesday

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I ordered with love honey last week and the order arrived in a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted for you!!! Amazon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you have already had PM's offering to buy you one if they can see you using it!

Lovehoney do wishlists for that kind of thing!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I think a mass burial of expired vibrators will be in order once this ordeal is over

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London


"Well I had to happen at some point. I’ve got an almost vintage vibrator, it’s so fucking old and battered that the beads had dispersed into the shaft but with regular battery changes, it still worked until... hair straightener was left on and didn’t know my vibrator was next to it. Was downstairs and could smell burning rubber, went up and my vibrator was melted over my straightener.

Straightener is fine, rabbit is deceased. RIP you served me well.

Now I’m in a pickle. "

R.I.P old friend, may you rest after working so hard to bring joy and pleasure.

Ypu will be missed

Good bye my love.

Good bye my friend..

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric toothbrush apparently does a good job on emergencies. Apparently.

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London


"Now you need to bury it. Pun intended! "

NO don't do that..

It will never discompose

Wrap it up and but it in the bin.

Or try selling it I'm sure someone will pay for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I had to happen at some point. I’ve got an almost vintage vibrator, it’s so fucking old and battered that the beads had dispersed into the shaft but with regular battery changes, it still worked until... hair straightener was left on and didn’t know my vibrator was next to it. Was downstairs and could smell burning rubber, went up and my vibrator was melted over my straightener.

Straightener is fine, rabbit is deceased. RIP you served me well.

Now I’m in a pickle. "

Could have been worse, you could have not been looking when wanting to use the vibrator and picked up the straighteners instead..... ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you have already had PM's offering to buy you one if they can see you using it!

Lovehoney do wishlists for that kind of thing!"

Actually haven’t! But you’ve given me an idea. I like rabbits with the little ears thing.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Bright eyeeeessss, burning like fire.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Annie, Lovehoney must've been listening! Their deal of the day is a one with bunny ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a mains powered wand I love mine so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooohhh but now you get to experience the thrill of a new toy! That's always exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do a mold of my cock and post it down for the time being? It's no rabbit but might tide you over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now you need to bury it. Pun intended!

NO don't do that..

It will never discompose

Wrap it up and but it in the bin.

Or try selling it I'm sure someone will pay for it. "

Yes.. 2000 years or more?

I didn't mean bury it literally It was a play with words.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It would be nice to hear a claim on insurance

Otherwise, whenever you get plastic fumes, ventilate, ventilate, ventilate.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Well I had to happen at some point. I’ve got an almost vintage vibrator, it’s so fucking old and battered that the beads had dispersed into the shaft but with regular battery changes, it still worked until... hair straightener was left on and didn’t know my vibrator was next to it. Was downstairs and could smell burning rubber, went up and my vibrator was melted over my straightener.

Straightener is fine, rabbit is deceased. RIP you served me well.

Now I’m in a pickle. "

Just a matter of time in a lock down. You’ve killed the vibrator

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m laughing at this more than I should sorry OP hope you have a back up

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Who killed Roger Rabbit

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