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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

So the Virtual Pub is open

What can I get you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin lime and lemonade please pal double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely vodka

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By *sland_kidMan
over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

Greetings barkeep... let us have an ice cold pint for starters and a Gin for the next lady walking through the door...

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By *notherGirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Somewhere

Dry white wine for me please. Large ...

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

May need some help behind the bar,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of rosè please

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

A ice cold pint of carling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May need some help behind the bar, "

I can help. Not a drinker, so if you pay me in lemonade I’d be happy to help, and you know I wouldn’t be drinking any of your alcohol, haha, Viv x

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

A Pina Colada with a pink umbrella in it for me please. If you've no pink umbrellas a pint of Guinness will do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May need some help behind the bar, "

I'll have a pint of Bathams................then i'll show ya how to pour it properly.

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

Twilight Dancer you got the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kraken and Pepsi Max please

Can I get anyone else one??

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

Smp3 like your choice

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Pint of Guinness please.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A Yard of ale ......Who's gonna cheer me on?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Smp3 like your choice"

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Lots of booze and some chat please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka & please. Can i put it on my tab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twilight Dancer you got the job"

Thank you, will help sort the drinks now xx

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over a year ago

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Large glass of rosè please

Same here please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Pina Colada with a pink umbrella in it for me please. If you've no pink umbrellas a pint of Guinness will do the trick

Lucky for you, I always carry cocktail umbrellas...do you want dark pink or pale? Plain or patterned? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody phone, & .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kraken and Pepsi Max please

Can I get anyone else one??

Coming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness please."

You like it with a good head? xx

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

Free music as it's opening day, what's your choice?

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

Pint of Banks's and a blowie off the barmaid in the gents !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin lime and lemonade please pal double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Yard of ale ......Who's gonna cheer me on?

Just popping cheer leader outfit on now...Go!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of booze and some chat please

Happy to oblige xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea please, I'm still hard at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka & please. Can i put it on my tab?

Have to ask the boss... Merlin19, you allowing tabs? xx

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I really fancy a pint of half tropical red bull , half dark rum and loads of ice.... and some shit music then I can pretend I’m at a festival with my daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a large rum and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea please, I'm still hard at work "

Milk and sugar? How strong, and do you want a biscuit with that? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything alcoholic please and lots of it

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

Yes tabs okay we are still on lock down

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

G&T please and can we sit in the beer garden, it's a beautiful day? X

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By *ildfreckWoman
over a year ago

woking

Pink gin and tonic here please x

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

"G&T please and can we sit in the beer garden, it's a beautiful day? X"

Sure beer gardens open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a large rum and please "

Coming up, served with a massive smile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coke"

Done, enjoy xx

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

More help behind the bar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really fancy a pint of half tropical red bull , half dark rum and loads of ice.... and some shit music then I can pretend I’m at a festival with my daughter "

Sorted. Served with some crazy beads and some temporary face tattoos, to add to the vibe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything alcoholic please and lots of it

Plenty of doubles and some shots for chasers here xx

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

Cracking work

Twilightdancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink gin and tonic here please x "

Enjoy xx

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"A Yard of ale ......Who's gonna cheer me on?

Just popping cheer leader outfit on now...Go!! xx"

Have you got Pom Poms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cracking work

Twilightdancer "

Thank you boss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a large rum and please

Coming up, served with a massive smile xx"

Awwww thanks viv best smile I've seen all day aswell when younger 5 min send me a pm and I'll buy you a drink to just have what ever you want put it on my tab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Yard of ale ......Who's gonna cheer me on?

Just popping cheer leader outfit on now...Go!! xx

Have you got Pom Poms

Of course!! Merlin19 doesn’t employ amateurs you know xx

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Pint of Guinness please.

You like it with a good head? xx"

Oh yes please is there a glory hole at the bar for those sort of things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large glass of rosè please

Same here please

Enjoy. It’s the house brand so hope you like it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness please.

You like it with a good head? xx

Oh yes please is there a glory hole at the bar for those sort of things.

It’s a party atmosphere at the bar so I’m sure someone can help with that.

Have fun, I’m wanted at the other end of the bar xx

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) vanilla vodka and no ice for me and jim beam and diet for Ray please

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

"(Lou) vanilla vodka and no ice for me and jim beam and diet for Ray please

No problem here you go

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Lou) vanilla vodka and no ice for me and jim beam and diet for Ray please

No problem here you go"

We serving Pepsi or Coca Cola, or both? xx

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

"(Lou) vanilla vodka and no ice for me and jim beam and diet for Ray please

No problem here you go

We serving Pepsi or Coca

Cola, or both? xx"

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Lou) vanilla vodka and no ice for me and jim beam and diet for Ray please

No problem here you go

We serving Pepsi or Coca

Cola, or both? xx

Both"

This is a class bar!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need another rum that one didnt touch the sides

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

"I need another rum that one didnt touch the sides"

Take your time and enjoy

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By *yn drwgMan
over a year ago

Camarthen

Pint of Guinness and a Jameson with ice chaser, chuck in a packet of salted nuts as well please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need another rum that one didnt touch the sides

Take your time and enjoy"

I.would but the bar maid is sexy as fuck and has a smile to die for so it keeps bringing me back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need another rum that one didnt touch the sides

Take your time and enjoy

I.would but the bar maid is sexy as fuck and has a smile to die for so it keeps bringing me back in"

Haha, charmer. Sorting your run for you now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness and a Jameson with ice chaser, chuck in a packet of salted nuts as well please

Of course, enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need another rum that one didnt touch the sides

Take your time and enjoy

I.would but the bar maid is sexy as fuck and has a smile to die for so it keeps bringing me back in

Haha, charmer. Sorting your run for you now xx"

He shoots he scores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any pork scratchings? Or is that just the way you walk.

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A triple Talisker please..or Jura. .love my scotch..oh and my lassie will have a guiness n black..or a lot of rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any pork scratchings? Or is that just the way you walk."

Sure there’s pork scratchings some where- boss!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

Haha, of course, what flavour? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A triple Talisker please..or Jura. .love my scotch..oh and my lassie will have a guiness n black..or a lot of rum

What about all on the list? It’s a virtual bar so can drink whatever you like xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of John Smiths and some dry roasted peanuts pleeeeeease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of John Smiths and some dry roasted peanuts pleeeeeease!"

Coming right up. Enjoy xx

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"A Pina Colada with a pink umbrella in it for me please. If you've no pink umbrellas a pint of Guinness will do the trick

Lucky for you, I always carry cocktail umbrellas...do you want dark pink or pale? Plain or patterned? xx"

Pale patterned pink please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Pina Colada with a pink umbrella in it for me please. If you've no pink umbrellas a pint of Guinness will do the trick

Lucky for you, I always carry cocktail umbrellas...do you want dark pink or pale? Plain or patterned? xx

Pale patterned pink please

Coming right up. Enjoy xx

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

"Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

Haha, of course, what flavour? xx"

Cheese and onion, the king of crisps.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Double gin and tonic ice and a slice of lime but squeeze the lime into it

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

The strongest drink you have please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give me the closest bottle to hand please

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By *okobuttersMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Has anyone see my phones?? I think left it on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a double vodka lime lemonade please n a packet of nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crate of peroni please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice & refreshing pint of strongbow dark fruit please Barman

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By *ectorRivaMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Crate of peroni please "

Bulk buying been stopped

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By *erlin19 OP Man
over a year ago

Suffolk

Maybe we should have a happy hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of John Smiths and some dry roasted peanuts pleeeeeease!

Coming right up. Enjoy xx"

Awwww. Thank you. And one for yourself too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin, gin and more gin please, with a splash of tonic or lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of diet 7up please

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By *nly us 4448Couple
over a year ago

London

Double rum and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of gin and bitter lemon.. Ice n slice. Reducing social contacts by just one drink... Lol

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By *ndiscloseddesiresWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham

Lets start with a few Jam Doughnut shots followed by a spiced rum and chaser.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Lou) vanilla vodka and no ice for me and jim beam and diet for Ray please

No problem here you go"

Thank you

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By *sland_kidMan
over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

Barkeep.. may i please have a Hendricks gin with cucumber and pepper? Thank you

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bottle of Corona with lime please. Or a miller if you have it.

Also if any ladies would like to keep me company drinks are of course on me

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

SW18 London

Sorry where’s the toilets?

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'll have a pint of best, a packet of cheese n' onion, a packet of dry roasted and one of those pickled eggs that you're hiding under the bar because they don't conform to health and safety regulations.

By the way who's the new barmaid? She looks like a goer!

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Pink G&T for Gemma.

A bottle of Peroni for her ugly twin brother.

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By *eybabe567Man
over a year ago

perth

A glass of red for me or a single malt whisky!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"A Pina Colada with a pink umbrella in it for me please. If you've no pink umbrellas a pint of Guinness will do the trick

If Pina coladas are being made I'll have one please, not fussy about umbrella colour

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Nice pint of Thatchers Haze cider please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of rhubarb gin and ginger please

maybe a drink will help me sleep tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weather calls for Pimms. With all trimmings. Please

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By *sland_kidMan
over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

"Large glass of rhubarb gin and ginger please

maybe a drink will help me sleep tonight. "

Barkeep.. please add the lady‘s drink to my tab

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Anyone fancy a game of darts?

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