FabSwingers.com forum: Pets to the rescue

By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm exhausted and fed up. Work is draining and it's even harder to cope with not being able to let off steam at the weekends. Please cheer me up by telling me about your pets. Describe them, breed, colour, personality, etc. What's their name(s)?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have a huge, floofy, chonky, tabby and white british short hair cat called Bobby. He loves food and cuddles and is very demanding when it comes to both. He's currently snoozing away in a bed on our armchair.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

We have a 45kg of German shepard, his left ear is wonky it doesn't stick up.

He is a big softie, barks till he gets attention.

Black, tan with blonde butt and black beauty stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww I wish I had a pet.

I cant justify it because I'm not at home enough.

I'd love a dog.

A big soppy Golden Labrador

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ummm, he's about 5ft 6ins, long hair with an undercut. Appears to be nocturnal. Should probably take him to the groomers more frequently, but he seems to prefer self isolation. Enjoys eating us out of house and home

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

We have 4 cats aged between 11-16 years old. Two tortie girls, one male tabby and one behemoth of a black and white male.

We’ve also got an 8 month old Russian ratsnake, 2 pekin bantam hens and 3 araucana hens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a black and white cat called Socks. She has white whiskers and paws. Underneath she is white from her navel upto top lips and abpink nose. Sleeps most of the time and is very affectionate liking to sleep on my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heinz 57 dog called kelpie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black working cocker spaniel called Belle! Hyper as fuck and needy as hell....a bit like her dad!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I have 2 dogs a collie abs a springer two great dogs and a horse who a great big doofus but a character. They keep me busy when at home so it's great.

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

White and ginger soft haired pussy cat got him at Christmas from animal rescue, name, Albert, Fav food dreamies, Fav activity running around our Close and field chasing other cats, birds and mouses, Sleeps in chair or floats onto our bed, he is gorgeous and funny. Fav bags brown paper large bags likes to jump on them and make alot of fuss.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

3 dogs. One of which is an ancient giant bulldog who has lived four years past their sell by date. He’s a bit wobbly but he still jumps off the garden wall when the mood takes with an almighty splat. He still rules the roost which is impressive as I have a bull mastiff and a Lurcher cross as well

Three horse although one thinks she’s also a dog and likes to play with a giant ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm exhausted and fed up. Work is draining and it's even harder to cope with not being able to let off steam at the weekends. Please cheer me up by telling me about your pets. Describe them, breed, colour, personality, etc. What's their name(s)? "

I hope you are taking care of yourself

As for pets, I have a very negative German Shepherd, his name is Kiyo, 56 kg of pure fluff.

His favourites things in the world is gossiping to the neighbours, interefering and meddling, cardboard boxes and ginger biscuits.

He also loves tennis balls which he will bury in the garden only to dig up again when suitable ripe.

My son is his world and he quite likes my Daughter in Law

Crinkly windows in envelopes

His least favourite things in ths world;

Me. He really does not like me being at home and ignores me during the day

Wind - hides under the table

Birds - Argues with them

Rain - Nope, fuck that Muvva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black working cocker spaniel called Belle! Hyper as fuck and needy as hell....a bit like her dad!

My son has a black cocker, her name is Peppa and yup ball of energy

Luckily my Daughter in law trains dogs and is a Hoopers instructor, Peppa loves it and it wears her out

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We have a cocker spaniel, golden, he sleeps in the crook of my knees most nights.

Hes a darling.

He even excuses himself when he needs to.

We also have a cat, but shes our sons cat really.

The dog is my always companion as I work from home.

Jo x

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Black working cocker spaniel called Belle! Hyper as fuck and needy as hell....a bit like her dad!

We have a golden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 kitten, 1 black cat, 1 ginger cat, 1 siamese cat and 1 Springer spaniel. All rescues, definitely rescue me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May have just put a deposit down on a 3 week old male staffy. Very excited. He is beautiful and can not wait to have him as part of our mini family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have just put a deposit down on a 3 week old male staffy. Very excited. He is beautiful and can not wait to have him as part of our mini family.

Oooh how exciting! Staffies are gorgeous

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

But of course I have a pussy!

Alfie is the little shit bags name. Approximately 17, rescued from living in an attic for 2 years.

Very high maintenance, after 4 years I still can't pick him up, rare, very rare to cuddle him.

He has no idea how much I love him, and how he's a big part of my life, and no matter how much he pisses me off by being to prissy to pee outside and instead of my laundry, I can't get angry. I have to realise I am all of his life to him.

On the verge of bankruptcy, but I have to make sure I've food for him, as his kidneys are starting the fail.

Despite all my grumblings, a whack! around the head each morning to feed him, gets me up and makes me do stuff!!!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

If you want a laugh .. I've got a staffy she's beautiful.. she laid in the garden today sunbathing and the neighbours cat walked past her and rubbed her tail along her face literally mugged her off I was dying laughing

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By *rs C and Mr CCouple
over a year ago

North East

We have a poochon, he’s blonde... matches my hair perfectly! Looks just like a living teddy bear. He’s named after one of the Krays (nicknamed by the breeder) as he was the bully of the litter & the most mischievous.

He’s either full of energy running around like a maniac or he’s curled up like a kitten beside one of us asleep.

He’s got a fetish for knickers, and I’m forever buying more as he chews them apart.... our daughter is not impressed with this, he eats hers too! He destroys his dog toys in minutes, even the indestructible ones!

He runs as fast as a whippet, but has a little jump every now and then like a lamb, hilarious!

I love him more than life itself for the joy he brings us x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have just put a deposit down on a 3 week old male staffy. Very excited. He is beautiful and can not wait to have him as part of our mini family.

Oooh how exciting! Staffies are gorgeous "

So so excited and been thinking about it for well over a year now. Me and my daughter have had a tough 4 weeks, so though bugger it and found the perfect one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have just put a deposit down on a 3 week old male staffy. Very excited. He is beautiful and can not wait to have him as part of our mini family.

Oooh how exciting! Staffies are gorgeous

So so excited and been thinking about it for well over a year now. Me and my daughter have had a tough 4 weeks, so though bugger it and found the perfect one!!! "

Awww I hope you have lots of fun! How exciting planning and shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat does this too.... Completely owns my GS, he tries to play she comes back and hands him his ass

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

My cat does this too.... Completely owns my GS, he tries to play she comes back and hands him his ass

Hahaha makes me laugh and people say staffs are dangerous .. mine wouldn't hurt a fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat does this too.... Completely owns my GS, he tries to play she comes back and hands him his ass

Hahaha makes me laugh and people say staffs are dangerous .. mine wouldn't hurt a fly "

No they are beautiful.

My GS is huge! People avoid him like the plague but he is a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So excited to be a part of the staffy club.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"So excited to be a part of the staffy club.

Best dog you can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a border collie, black and white. Very intelligent and full of energy, understands every word you say. Loves to play with scrunchies and balls.

Also a bearded Collie , black and white, called Fleet. He is a big cuddly baby. He likes playing with a ball too.

I have 2 black and white cats. They are so gentle with my children, they can pick them up under the arms and swing them round like playing with a child. Bit sometimes the bring mice in the house. They are twins. Their faces looks like they have little masks on. Like the mask of zorro. They are out all night pillaging and in sleeping all day.

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Awwww I wish I had a pet.

I cant justify it because I'm not at home enough.

I'd love a dog.

A big soppy Golden Labrador

I'd love a dog, especially at the moment.

However, I have the next best thing - a hamster called Toby. They're amazing pets and as they're nocturnal always awake when you can't sleep and need someone to talk to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww I wish I had a pet.

I cant justify it because I'm not at home enough.

I'd love a dog.

A big soppy Golden Labrador

I'd love a dog, especially at the moment.

However, I have the next best thing - a hamster called Toby. They're amazing pets and as they're nocturnal always awake when you can't sleep and need someone to talk to

Aww hamsters are great! I had one called Speedy because he could rattle his wheel at 100 mph, little legs running like the clappers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a 6 month jack Russell he’s all brown n white with speckles and a cute smiley face but he’s a little rascal . He chases leaves n birds n has me running for miles just to catch him. Also he steals my panties lol...no he does if I’m taking out the drying he comes from no where n grabs n dashes the little........fuc.........baby lol. His name is Bear x

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Awwww I wish I had a pet.

I cant justify it because I'm not at home enough.

I'd love a dog.

A big soppy Golden Labrador

I'd love a dog, especially at the moment.

However, I have the next best thing - a hamster called Toby. They're amazing pets and as they're nocturnal always awake when you can't sleep and need someone to talk to

Aww hamsters are great! I had one called Speedy because he could rattle his wheel at 100 mph, little legs running like the clappers

They're the best, this is our 3rd and they have different personalities and attributes. For people who can't have bigger pets, I think they're amazing.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

We have a 17 stone spoilt bugger who is missing his McDonald’s and is very demanding

...he’s a German Shepard cross malamute who thinks he’s the boss

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"We have a 17 stone spoilt bugger who is missing his McDonald’s and is very demanding

...he’s a German Shepard cross malamute who thinks he’s the boss

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We also have a 1 stone if not less kitten who thinks she’s the boss and frightens this so called beast of a dog ...seeing is believing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an orange 5 foot corn snake called Bert. He's really friendly, but bloody noisy at the moment at night. He has the cutest face and smoothest body.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thanks for posting everyone. Reading about all your fur (or scaley) babies cheered me right up. Love hearing about all their unique little personalities and how they brighten up our lives

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have a small but feisty Norwich Terrier, who despite being the smallest terrier breed , somehow manages to take up my entire bed by laying sideways every night

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"We have a 17 stone spoilt bugger who is missing his McDonald’s and is very demanding

...he’s a German Shepard cross malamute who thinks he’s the boss

17 stone?

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

V’s got two cats, a lovely tortie girl and a big ginger boy... no not R, a cat! Lol... she does love a ginger hehe!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

A wire haired old terrier, who is smooth atm because I shave him in the summer so he doesn't get too hot, name varies on if he is behaving or thundering off into the distance after something

A few various animals on the farm are pets, I've missed lambing this year due to lockdown so the pet lambs will be huge when I go back

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Would love a dog but just not in the house enough under normal circumstances.

Particularly as my dream choice of dog would be a border collie, Springer spaniel or maybe a greyhound.

Who are all very intelligent and friendly but need lots of exercise and or company as don't like being left alone long.

Roll on retirement haha..

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By *allgirthyMan
over a year ago

Algarve

I have a brown and white springer spaniel. Absoluteky bonkers when he wants to be but also the softest, most friendly dog ever. Super intelligent, amazing nose and follows you everywhere you go like a shadow. Photos for those that want to say awwwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poppy is an 11yr old and is either exceptionally bright, or a human reincarnated as a Labrador x Collie. She loves to swim, chase sticks, gather as many sticks as possible, chase squirrels, swim some more, and eat as often as she gets chance. She also likes to lie on your feet and come for a cuddle on the bed when she gets chance... don’t judge me.

The reason I thinks she’s either very bright or a reincarnated human is she’s doing her best to master language and communication and gets frustrated when I don’t understand what she’s saying. I’m pretty certain she’ll have managed to say Bonio, at least, before she passes... or call me a dick for not understanding her.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

No idea what breed my dog is. Rescue. But shes 16lbs of fluffy mentalness. Shes not much over a year and still a puppy. And I think she will always be a puppy.

Playing ball and eating treats are her favourite past time. And if you have chicken or cheese or both, she wont leave your side until shes sure shes got some and you ate the rest, cause she has to check. Cheese is life.

She has 2 friends either side of us. To our left is a whipped cross staff, hes fast as fuck, and she can almost keep up with him (during the summer they play out together at night while us adults drink and start fires in out firepit) and to the right we have a lonely boy who wasnt socialised properly as a tiny pupper.... the collie.

Yesterday I witnessed my fluffer and collie fluffer, paws on top of the fence having a nuzzle and a lick. The cutest thing I've seen for a while.

They run up and down the fence together too.

Roll on summer. Roll on freedom. Roll on lazy evening off lead runs in the cool air.

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have a brown and white springer spaniel. Absoluteky bonkers when he wants to be but also the softest, most friendly dog ever. Super intelligent, amazing nose and follows you everywhere you go like a shadow. Photos for those that want to say awwwww!"

Jealous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May have just put a deposit down on a 3 week old male staffy. Very excited. He is beautiful and can not wait to have him as part of our mini family.

Lovely dogs!

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