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"I drove an hour and half after chatting on and off fab for a few weeks, confirmed by text before leaving and when got to address a pensioner opened door.... needless to say her fab account deleted and didnt answer phone" must of been a waste of time damn | |||
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"I had a meet where I knew beforehand I didn’t really fancy the guy but I was bored one Saturday and went with him to pick a motorbike up from Bristol, I just listened to music in the van and looked at the window cos I like journeys! Worst meet was in an army barracks, I’d been meeting a dude for a couple of months then he stopped it saying it was getting too serious. I was all gutted but then met his warrant officer (rank above him) was staying at the barracks and outside having a fag, saw the old dude I was meeting as he was on guard, hid between two cars so he wouldn’t spot me. Spent the night with new guy who said yeah I should have told you he was sleeping in the block tonight. Next morning both guys had to go to work. I needed a poo, couldn’t last the one hour journey till I got home. Had no choice but to use the communal toilet, had the quickest biggest shit of my life, petrified that old guy could walk in at anytime, had to smack the shit with the toilet brush to break it cos it wouldn’t go down, had a panic attack and thought I was gonna faint, then crashed into a little wall outside as I was leaving the barracks. That’s probably one of the worst meets of my life. " | |||
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"I had a meet where I knew beforehand I didn’t really fancy the guy but I was bored one Saturday and went with him to pick a motorbike up from Bristol, I just listened to music in the van and looked at the window cos I like journeys! Worst meet was in an army barracks, I’d been meeting a dude for a couple of months then he stopped it saying it was getting too serious. I was all gutted but then met his warrant officer (rank above him) was staying at the barracks and outside having a fag, saw the old dude I was meeting as he was on guard, hid between two cars so he wouldn’t spot me. Spent the night with new guy who said yeah I should have told you he was sleeping in the block tonight. Next morning both guys had to go to work. I needed a poo, couldn’t last the one hour journey till I got home. Had no choice but to use the communal toilet, had the quickest biggest shit of my life, petrified that old guy could walk in at anytime, had to smack the shit with the toilet brush to break it cos it wouldn’t go down, had a panic attack and thought I was gonna faint, then crashed into a little wall outside as I was leaving the barracks. That’s probably one of the worst meets of my life. " Jess bloody Christ girl no Ones gonna top that story pmsl | |||
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"I had a meet where I knew beforehand I didn’t really fancy the guy but I was bored one Saturday and went with him to pick a motorbike up from Bristol, I just listened to music in the van and looked at the window cos I like journeys! Worst meet was in an army barracks, I’d been meeting a dude for a couple of months then he stopped it saying it was getting too serious. I was all gutted but then met his warrant officer (rank above him) was staying at the barracks and outside having a fag, saw the old dude I was meeting as he was on guard, hid between two cars so he wouldn’t spot me. Spent the night with new guy who said yeah I should have told you he was sleeping in the block tonight. Next morning both guys had to go to work. I needed a poo, couldn’t last the one hour journey till I got home. Had no choice but to use the communal toilet, had the quickest biggest shit of my life, petrified that old guy could walk in at anytime, had to smack the shit with the toilet brush to break it cos it wouldn’t go down, had a panic attack and thought I was gonna faint, then crashed into a little wall outside as I was leaving the barracks. That’s probably one of the worst meets of my life. " You just know some poor crowbag got a right rifting off a full screw for not doing block jobs when they inspected the ablutions and he ended up scrubbing your poo off with his toothbrush | |||
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"I had a meet where I knew beforehand I didn’t really fancy the guy but I was bored one Saturday and went with him to pick a motorbike up from Bristol, I just listened to music in the van and looked at the window cos I like journeys! Worst meet was in an army barracks, I’d been meeting a dude for a couple of months then he stopped it saying it was getting too serious. I was all gutted but then met his warrant officer (rank above him) was staying at the barracks and outside having a fag, saw the old dude I was meeting as he was on guard, hid between two cars so he wouldn’t spot me. Spent the night with new guy who said yeah I should have told you he was sleeping in the block tonight. Next morning both guys had to go to work. I needed a poo, couldn’t last the one hour journey till I got home. Had no choice but to use the communal toilet, had the quickest biggest shit of my life, petrified that old guy could walk in at anytime, had to smack the shit with the toilet brush to break it cos it wouldn’t go down, had a panic attack and thought I was gonna faint, then crashed into a little wall outside as I was leaving the barracks. That’s probably one of the worst meets of my life. You just know some poor crowbag got a right rifting off a full screw for not doing block jobs when they inspected the ablutions and he ended up scrubbing your poo off with his toothbrush " It was howling as well. It’s because it was at a time I was on strict keto so been eating a fuck tonne of protein, the night before new guy had got me this big pizza from the canteen and it was really greasy, went right through me! | |||
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"I had a meet where I knew beforehand I didn’t really fancy the guy but I was bored one Saturday and went with him to pick a motorbike up from Bristol, I just listened to music in the van and looked at the window cos I like journeys! Worst meet was in an army barracks, I’d been meeting a dude for a couple of months then he stopped it saying it was getting too serious. I was all gutted but then met his warrant officer (rank above him) was staying at the barracks and outside having a fag, saw the old dude I was meeting as he was on guard, hid between two cars so he wouldn’t spot me. Spent the night with new guy who said yeah I should have told you he was sleeping in the block tonight. Next morning both guys had to go to work. I needed a poo, couldn’t last the one hour journey till I got home. Had no choice but to use the communal toilet, had the quickest biggest shit of my life, petrified that old guy could walk in at anytime, had to smack the shit with the toilet brush to break it cos it wouldn’t go down, had a panic attack and thought I was gonna faint, then crashed into a little wall outside as I was leaving the barracks. That’s probably one of the worst meets of my life. You just know some poor crowbag got a right rifting off a full screw for not doing block jobs when they inspected the ablutions and he ended up scrubbing your poo off with his toothbrush It was howling as well. It’s because it was at a time I was on strict keto so been eating a fuck tonne of protein, the night before new guy had got me this big pizza from the canteen and it was really greasy, went right through me!" Army food generally does that! The Sodexo fried breakfasts combined with the strong machine coffee are better than any laxative | |||
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"I had a meet where I knew beforehand I didn’t really fancy the guy but I was bored one Saturday and went with him to pick a motorbike up from Bristol, I just listened to music in the van and looked at the window cos I like journeys! Worst meet was in an army barracks, I’d been meeting a dude for a couple of months then he stopped it saying it was getting too serious. I was all gutted but then met his warrant officer (rank above him) was staying at the barracks and outside having a fag, saw the old dude I was meeting as he was on guard, hid between two cars so he wouldn’t spot me. Spent the night with new guy who said yeah I should have told you he was sleeping in the block tonight. Next morning both guys had to go to work. I needed a poo, couldn’t last the one hour journey till I got home. Had no choice but to use the communal toilet, had the quickest biggest shit of my life, petrified that old guy could walk in at anytime, had to smack the shit with the toilet brush to break it cos it wouldn’t go down, had a panic attack and thought I was gonna faint, then crashed into a little wall outside as I was leaving the barracks. That’s probably one of the worst meets of my life. You just know some poor crowbag got a right rifting off a full screw for not doing block jobs when they inspected the ablutions and he ended up scrubbing your poo off with his toothbrush It was howling as well. It’s because it was at a time I was on strict keto so been eating a fuck tonne of protein, the night before new guy had got me this big pizza from the canteen and it was really greasy, went right through me! Army food generally does that! The Sodexo fried breakfasts combined with the strong machine coffee are better than any laxative " Don’t get me started with Sodexo, little insider tip, the prison wouldn’t take a contract with them because they’re quality wasn’t up to standard. Food for thought excuse the pun. I’ve seen pictures of food they’d been served that had bugs in it, Ham sandwiches with just a little scrimpy bit of ham. Disgusting. | |||
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"I had a meet where I knew beforehand I didn’t really fancy the guy but I was bored one Saturday and went with him to pick a motorbike up from Bristol, I just listened to music in the van and looked at the window cos I like journeys! Worst meet was in an army barracks, I’d been meeting a dude for a couple of months then he stopped it saying it was getting too serious. I was all gutted but then met his warrant officer (rank above him) was staying at the barracks and outside having a fag, saw the old dude I was meeting as he was on guard, hid between two cars so he wouldn’t spot me. Spent the night with new guy who said yeah I should have told you he was sleeping in the block tonight. Next morning both guys had to go to work. I needed a poo, couldn’t last the one hour journey till I got home. Had no choice but to use the communal toilet, had the quickest biggest shit of my life, petrified that old guy could walk in at anytime, had to smack the shit with the toilet brush to break it cos it wouldn’t go down, had a panic attack and thought I was gonna faint, then crashed into a little wall outside as I was leaving the barracks. That’s probably one of the worst meets of my life. You just know some poor crowbag got a right rifting off a full screw for not doing block jobs when they inspected the ablutions and he ended up scrubbing your poo off with his toothbrush It was howling as well. It’s because it was at a time I was on strict keto so been eating a fuck tonne of protein, the night before new guy had got me this big pizza from the canteen and it was really greasy, went right through me! Army food generally does that! The Sodexo fried breakfasts combined with the strong machine coffee are better than any laxative Don’t get me started with Sodexo, little insider tip, the prison wouldn’t take a contract with them because they’re quality wasn’t up to standard. Food for thought excuse the pun. I’ve seen pictures of food they’d been served that had bugs in it, Ham sandwiches with just a little scrimpy bit of ham. Disgusting. " It's when you're staying in camp and the meal they serve up at teatime is obviously reheated leftovers from the morning, grim! Sorry OP we're digressing from the thread title! | |||
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"I had a meet where I knew beforehand I didn’t really fancy the guy but I was bored one Saturday and went with him to pick a motorbike up from Bristol, I just listened to music in the van and looked at the window cos I like journeys! Worst meet was in an army barracks, I’d been meeting a dude for a couple of months then he stopped it saying it was getting too serious. I was all gutted but then met his warrant officer (rank above him) was staying at the barracks and outside having a fag, saw the old dude I was meeting as he was on guard, hid between two cars so he wouldn’t spot me. Spent the night with new guy who said yeah I should have told you he was sleeping in the block tonight. Next morning both guys had to go to work. I needed a poo, couldn’t last the one hour journey till I got home. Had no choice but to use the communal toilet, had the quickest biggest shit of my life, petrified that old guy could walk in at anytime, had to smack the shit with the toilet brush to break it cos it wouldn’t go down, had a panic attack and thought I was gonna faint, then crashed into a little wall outside as I was leaving the barracks. That’s probably one of the worst meets of my life. " | |||
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"Met a girl I was chatting too for ages on here that said she was single.It was just a social and she wanted to meet in McDonald's.I kept suggesting a cafe that was a lot nicer and was close to the McDonald's she wanted to meet in.Anyway she talked me into meeting there so I went.I walked in and spotted her straight away sat at the table playing on her phone.I ordered my food and sat in front of here and introduced myself and she said hello back and carried on typing on her phone.So I started eating my food and she just carried on typing so I said this is pointless as your distracted.Then a boy came over in his McDonald's uniform and sat next to her.She thenput her phone down on the table and he introduced himself as her bf.I just started laughing and said she didn't mention you or that you was going to be here.I just started eating my food quick so I could leave and he was doing all the talking about things that I had been chatting to her about.I finished my food and said I'm leaving now and he asked me to stay with them through his lunch time and to go to there house later that night.I didn't even answer him and I walked out.I logged into fab later that night and they'd sent me a message calling me a stuck up little slut and they had blocked me.Total waste of time as she spoke about three words lol and the idiot bf gave me the creeps.Idiots." that is more than a waste of time that is a utter disrespect in my opinion | |||
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"I drove an hour and half after chatting on and off fab for a few weeks, confirmed by text before leaving and when got to address a pensioner opened door.... needless to say her fab account deleted and didnt answer phone" I bet that was a shock to the system and slightly awkward | |||
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"Met a girl I was chatting too for ages on here that said she was single.It was just a social and she wanted to meet in McDonald's.I kept suggesting a cafe that was a lot nicer and was close to the McDonald's she wanted to meet in.Anyway she talked me into meeting there so I went.I walked in and spotted her straight away sat at the table playing on her phone.I ordered my food and sat in front of here and introduced myself and she said hello back and carried on typing on her phone.So I started eating my food and she just carried on typing so I said this is pointless as your distracted.Then a boy came over in his McDonald's uniform and sat next to her.She thenput her phone down on the table and he introduced himself as her bf.I just started laughing and said she didn't mention you or that you was going to be here.I just started eating my food quick so I could leave and he was doing all the talking about things that I had been chatting to her about.I finished my food and said I'm leaving now and he asked me to stay with them through his lunch time and to go to there house later that night.I didn't even answer him and I walked out.I logged into fab later that night and they'd sent me a message calling me a stuck up little slut and they had blocked me.Total waste of time as she spoke about three words lol and the idiot bf gave me the creeps.Idiots." Never trust anyone who suggests McDonalds | |||
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"hey all my question what's the most weird crazy or just off putting meet you've been on. I will start mine is when I went to meet a mature woman and when I got she greeted me with a baby in her hands saying we can do the feed but quietly noped out of there so quick. anyone else " A very strange but fun meet was when I was using a old account on here. I was talking to someone who lives very very close to me. We'd only seen pics of eachothers bodies etc and decided to meet. As I walked up her drive she opened the the door and said "Well, you're the last person I'd have expected you annoying little shit!" it turns out it was a girl u used to go school with and she was the year above me. She was then 32 me 31. For some reason, at school she didn't like me and I wasn't keen on her. Brilliant sex though haha. Best bit was when she said how she found me so annoying at school and she was going to get payback haha. | |||
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