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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here and ready to ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call "

wizard here lend me your wand so i can stir the cauldron

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My wheelchair is convertible - ready for mischief, Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in "

Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the drinks I have been making sure taste like a cauldrons brew so I guess I am in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here and ready to ride "

All on good time dear, you'll get your turn to Ariel shit too, it's fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wheelchair is convertible - ready for mischief, Sparkles "

Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of the drinks I have been making sure taste like a cauldrons brew so I guess I am in "

Woohoo, let's go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch clocking in and broomstick ready to bat any heathens with

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Hell yes.....I'm often called a witch.

Or is it a bitch?

Who cares, I'm on for some wicked spells

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I'm already sky clad and still got my ex mother in law's transport.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Witch clocking in and broomstick ready to bat any heathens with "

Welcome, can you gaurd the door while we wait for the stragglers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hell yes.....I'm often called a witch.

Or is it a bitch?

Who cares, I'm on for some wicked spells "

Oh there's so much wicked there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Witch clocking in and broomstick ready to bat any heathens with "

Sorry can’t resist it... bat the twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wicked witchery is about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already sky clad and still got my ex mother in law's transport. "

Welcome to the Coven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Witch clocking in and broomstick ready to bat any heathens with

Sorry can’t resist it... bat the twats "

Hahahaha hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Please do, they deserve it for being twats!!!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm feeling very

Daryl Van Horne

About this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my watch is playing up today, he's flying on his broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Covenent and see what other magic we could cock up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call "

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking in

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I love flying....whoo hoo!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling very

Daryl Van Horne

About this "

So you wont be doing a Tarzan act and try to jump us as we fly over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know I'm here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you know I'm here! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Checking in "

Come on in gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love flying....whoo hoo!!!!!!"

Me too, we going to do some more shitting later?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you know I'm here! "

Welcome fellow.... Witch

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I love flying....whoo hoo!!!!!!

Me too, we going to do some more shitting later? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first? "

Trouble surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like being a witchiepoo today

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Trouble surely "

For who though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first? "

Where’s Meli?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?"

Good point, she's late

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?"

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Trouble surely

For who though "

Twats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like being a witchiepoo today "

Welcome

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Trouble surely

For who though

Twats? "

We need 28 more couldrons!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up "

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We need someone to keep an eye on the door while things are brewing, any volunteers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Trouble surely

For who though

Twats?

We need 28 more couldrons!"

Maybe that's what Meli is getting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need someone to keep an eye on the door while things are brewing, any volunteers? "

I am happy to do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron. "

There you are, late again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call "

Are Warlocks invited?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron. "

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

There you are, late again! "

Sorry! I'll make up for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited? "

No! Be gone you naughty man!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hocus pocus bubble and squeal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need someone to keep an eye on the door while things are brewing, any volunteers?

I am happy to do that "

Job is yours, don't let them in and bat them with your broom if they try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then? "

I thought you had it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

There you are, late again!

Sorry! I'll make up for it."

You can start mixing the first potion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

No! Be gone you naughty man!"

Damnation! I was just about to fire up the old pitchfork in the shed and bring Vinegar Tom with me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I thought you had it? "

Nope. Hippy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m about ready to pick up a broomstick, can I join ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

No! Be gone you naughty man!

Damnation! I was just about to fire up the old pitchfork in the shed and bring Vinegar Tom with me... "

You and Tom be gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i too late for the coven, I've the cat and the broomstick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just washed my all my root touch up spray out. Waiting for my hair to dry off a bit and then the box dyes are going on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m about ready to pick up a broomstick, can I join ? "

Yep, come on in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am i too late for the coven, I've the cat and the broomstick x"

No, you're just in time

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I thought you had it?

Nope. Hippy?"

I should be able to male a few batches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I thought you had it?

Nope. Hippy?

I should be able to male a few batches "

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited? "

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I thought you had it?

Nope. Hippy?

I should be able to male a few batches "

Male? or make?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then? "

I'll take care of the semen as well.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course "

Can we dance naked in the woods

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I could extract some semen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could extract some semen "

Please do

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I thought you had it?

Nope. Hippy?

I should be able to male a few batches

Male? or make? "

Oh heck...make!

No males here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course

Can we dance naked in the woods "

Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I'll take care of the semen as well. "

How's the brew coming along?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I thought you had it?

Nope. Hippy?

I should be able to male a few batches

Male? or make?

Oh heck...make!

No males here "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I could extract some semen

Please do "

Here, I have a good mouthful to donate

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course

Can we dance naked in the woods

Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration "

Who are we vexing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Something wicked this way comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely "

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just washed my all my root touch up spray out. Waiting for my hair to dry off a bit and then the box dyes are going on "

Erm.... ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I thought you had it?

Nope. Hippy?"

I'm on it, just trying to jump start the broom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school... "

No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course

Can we dance naked in the woods "

I think that's the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we make voodoo dolls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own "

Woohoo! Witch power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we make voodoo dolls?"

Oh yes and stick pins in them so that it hurts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we make voodoo dolls?"

Yes! Want to start them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own "

Great work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right ladies, do we have everyone? What shall we cook up first?

Where’s Meli?

Her satnav on her broomstick is always playing up

It's a bugger. I was just picking up some tears of twats for the cauldron.

Just tears? Who’s collecting the semen then?

I thought you had it?

Nope. Hippy?

I'm on it, just trying to jump start the broom "

You having broom trouble again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will fashion some right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own

Woohoo! Witch power "

Got to respect that, I'm out of here. I dont want to end up as a goat (well actually...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something wicked this way comes"

Love this!

And welcome

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Something wicked this way comes

Love this!

And welcome "

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school... "

Lol satin doesn't do school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course

Can we dance naked in the woods

Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration

Who are we vexing "

Have you wrote your list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just washed my all my root touch up spray out. Waiting for my hair to dry off a bit and then the box dyes are going on

Erm.... ok "

I thought we were just chatting about bollocks

Ok, I’ll leave this coven, a supreme is fine on her own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

Lol satin doesn't do school "

Satin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own

Woohoo! Witch power

Got to respect that, I'm out of here. I dont want to end up as a goat (well actually...) "

This hanging around technique isn't working. My witches want semen they may just have your balls if you don't disappear

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own "

Hey dont include me I'm just dropping relevant film refs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The Grande Dame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

Lol satin doesn't do school

Satin? "

Well his red cape always looks shiny

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

Lol satin doesn't do school

Satin? "

Ok its witches of east wick

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course

Can we dance naked in the woods

Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration

Who are we vexing

Have you wrote your list? "

I would be here all week. Have a few so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

No Warlocks or Horny Devils. Go and make a thread of your own

Woohoo! Witch power

Got to respect that, I'm out of here. I dont want to end up as a goat (well actually...)

This hanging around technique isn't working. My witches want semen they may just have your balls if you don't disappear "

Yes, they will do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

Lol satin doesn't do school

Satin?

Well his red cape always looks shiny "

Haha!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"The Grande Dame"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course

Can we dance naked in the woods

Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration

Who are we vexing

Have you wrote your list?

I would be here all week. Have a few so far "

Can use some for Voodoo dolls if you want or chuck it in the pot and let it burn with the rest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

Lol satin doesn't do school

Satin?

Ok its witches of east wick "

You called??? Are you offering your balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Grande Dame"

Xx

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course

Can we dance naked in the woods

Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration

Who are we vexing

Have you wrote your list?

I would be here all week. Have a few so far "

Is it vex ing

Or hexing ? I think you need to hex more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just a bitch can I join anyway

Of course

Can we dance naked in the woods

Yes, later. Let's get the potions done first though. The dancing comes with the celebration

Who are we vexing

Have you wrote your list?

I would be here all week. Have a few so far

Is it vex ing

Or hexing ? I think you need to hex more "

Do I need to swat you with my broom? Or set the ladies on you? Out!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Decided my witch is out playing today, she's flying on her broomstick and shitting on people's heads.

So with that in mind, I'd thought I'd gather the Coven and see what other magic we could cook up.

Where are you ladies? This is your roll call

Are Warlocks invited?

Warlocks no

Horny devils absolutely

All Warlocks are horny devils you big wazzock. First thing they teach you at Warlock school...

Lol satin doesn't do school

Satin?

Ok its witches of east wick

You called??? Are you offering your balls? "

Absolutely not, just smiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think we need an extra one on the door and the brew is ready ladies, drop your lists in and watch the flame's

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Think we need an extra one on the door and the brew is ready ladies, drop your lists in and watch the flame's "

Seems I'm spellbound

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think we need an extra one on the door and the brew is ready ladies, drop your lists in and watch the flame's

Seems I'm spellbound "

Seems you may be stuck now...go sit in the corner, we'll call you when we need you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join? "

Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

"

Any joy yet? It'll be ready soon

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?

Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot? "

Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?

Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?

Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch "

You're too nice chuck it in and step back

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?

Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?

Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch

You're too nice chuck it in and step back"

All done

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

"

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line....... "

Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

"

I dont have any testicles.....honest I dont

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?

Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?

Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch

You're too nice chuck it in and step back

All done "

Wanna make a Voodoo doll?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them? "

He's gone AWOL

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The Grande Dame

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them?

He's gone AWOL "

I wonder why....

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By *ur thingCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

[Removed by poster at 06/04/20 19:16:35]

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them? "

Oh I have one in mind ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

I dont have any testicles.....honest I dont "

They are sacred

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them?

He's gone AWOL

I wonder why.... "

I thought I was hiding the garden shears behind my back, but..... My bad

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By *ur thingCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Broom parked at the door...room for a little un? Couldnt spell kn the last message

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?

Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?

Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch

You're too nice chuck it in and step back

All done

Wanna make a Voodoo doll? "

Does that come under Coven category?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

Hahaha!!! See if he'll let us have them?

Oh I have one in mind ...... "

Who? Who?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just washed my all my root touch up spray out. Waiting for my hair to dry off a bit and then the box dyes are going on "

What colour x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Witch clocking in and broomstick ready to bat any heathens with

Welcome, can you gaurd the door while we wait for the stragglers? "

Be happy too!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line....... "

He's still in my cellar

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Blessed be all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Broom parked at the door...room for a little un? Couldnt spell kn the last message "

Yep come in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

He's still in my cellar "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

He's still in my cellar "

Can we borrow him?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Bit late to the cauldron but can I join?

Tut tut for being late, get your cute bum in here quick. Have you brought you list to chuck in the pot?

Yeah but it's a short one, I'm a happy witch

You're too nice chuck it in and step back

All done

Wanna make a Voodoo doll?

Does that come under Coven category?"

Not only is it under the category its nigh on obligatory carefully where you insert the pins

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

He's still in my cellar

Can we borrow him? "

Oh yes he's been a naughty boy. Tied up and waiting

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

He's still in my cellar

Can we borrow him? "

No

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Just washed my all my root touch up spray out. Waiting for my hair to dry off a bit and then the box dyes are going on "

If your hair is jet black you can be cher

Surely you have some woman stored away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

He's still in my cellar

Can we borrow him?

Oh yes he's been a naughty boy. Tied up and waiting "

Fantastic bring him out for a bit of torture....I mean, fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oooooo Hubble bubble and all that.....

I’m looking for man size testicles for this brew

Mr M seems happy to put his testicles on the line.......

He's still in my cellar

Can we borrow him?

Oh yes he's been a naughty boy. Tied up and waiting

Fantastic bring him out for a bit of torture....I mean, fun "

Don't torture him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking.. "

We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..

We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us "

Haha!! Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..

We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us "

It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..

We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us

It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft...... "

Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..

We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us

It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......

Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong "

And each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..

We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us

It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......

Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong

And each other "

Indeed super strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..

We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us

It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......

Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong "

I am immune to such witchery, I haven't been influenced by one in years....

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Witch Hunter checking in. Come and burn at my stake, or at least try a thorough ducking..

We cannot burn or drown as we are socially distanced so you cannot touch us

It's a poor witch that doesn't believe in witchcraft......

Ah but we have vaginas on our side so that makes us very strong

And each other

Indeed super strong "

Ah a cwm coven

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