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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Out of all the historical bad times comes opportunities ..

Our beautiful ladies are complaining about hair colouring, nails, eyebrows.... All of which can be sorted post pandemic....

The opportunity I hear you asking........................... A Fanny Barber, exotic trims for that special occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a great opportunity for an enterprising person! I am missing my trips to the salon already...bush growing like mad. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a great opportunity for an enterprising person! I am missing my trips to the salon already...bush growing like mad. X"

Hang on a minute I will get my pruning shears out of the shed

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I already have a lady garden barber

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles "

Cornrows for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short back n sides, slap a little brill cream on side parting

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please. "

Would u like crop circles first

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please.

Would u like crop circles first "

Lol, if you have the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a number 4 at the top fading into a number 2 at the sides please

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please.

Would u like crop circles first

Lol, if you have the time."

I’ll always make time for new styles.. would u like a fanny massage too and anything for the weekend madam lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just checked with the local government in Lancs..... Get this Grants Available......

Let's move this discussion on

Salon name please?????

FAB Designs..... 10% dickscount for all FAB members

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please.

Would u like crop circles first

Lol, if you have the time.

I’ll always make time for new styles.. would u like a fanny massage too and anything for the weekend madam lol "

i'm not posh and don't know how to answer

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Went to school with Fanny Barber, she was nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to school with Fanny Barber, she was nice "

She could come work in the salon

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please.

Would u like crop circles first

Lol, if you have the time.

I’ll always make time for new styles.. would u like a fanny massage too and anything for the weekend madam lol

i'm not posh and don't know how to answer "

Ok then babe, would u like yr fanny fingering included in the trim lol i

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please.

Would u like crop circles first

Lol, if you have the time.

I’ll always make time for new styles.. would u like a fanny massage too and anything for the weekend madam lol

i'm not posh and don't know how to answer

Ok then babe, would u like yr fanny fingering included in the trim lol i"

Aye go on then

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please.

Would u like crop circles first

Lol, if you have the time.

I’ll always make time for new styles.. would u like a fanny massage too and anything for the weekend madam lol

i'm not posh and don't know how to answer

Ok then babe, would u like yr fanny fingering included in the trim lol i

Aye go on then "

So just sit back, put yr legs in the styups and relax I’ll massage the area first to soften the hair ... whoops, sorry my finger shouldn’t of slipped up there ... will I be struck off the fanny barber register for that slight slip

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please.

Would u like crop circles first

Lol, if you have the time.

I’ll always make time for new styles.. would u like a fanny massage too and anything for the weekend madam lol

i'm not posh and don't know how to answer

Ok then babe, would u like yr fanny fingering included in the trim lol i

Aye go on then

So just sit back, put yr legs in the styups and relax I’ll massage the area first to soften the hair ... whoops, sorry my finger shouldn’t of slipped up there ... will I be struck off the fanny barber register for that slight slip "

Yes i am just with the receptionist now filing a complaint.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"When this is over, I’ll do free fanny hair styles

Cornrows for me please.

Would u like crop circles first

Lol, if you have the time.

I’ll always make time for new styles.. would u like a fanny massage too and anything for the weekend madam lol

i'm not posh and don't know how to answer

Ok then babe, would u like yr fanny fingering included in the trim lol i

Aye go on then

So just sit back, put yr legs in the styups and relax I’ll massage the area first to soften the hair ... whoops, sorry my finger shouldn’t of slipped up there ... will I be struck off the fanny barber register for that slight slip

Yes i am just with the receptionist now filing a complaint. "

It was an accident honestly

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