FabSwingers.com forum: nicknames for ex partners

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Any good ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bub.

Apparently I'm wolverine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but more inside jokes so wouldn’t be very funny to most people or meaningful

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Roxanne pallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The snake

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh dont get me started....

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all referred to as 'Twat'

'The twat' 'That twat' and then 'cunt'.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

My ex husband is still on my Facebook friends, I’ve just never bother to delete him. The other day he posted a status asking for people to write a word describing him that begins with the letter F. I can’t describe how hard it was to refrain from writing Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey Boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old ball and chain

The old lady

And John, she never liked any of them 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thorn, as in thorn in my side. That’s what he’s saved in my phone as.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

One of my exes is a barrister and goes by the name of Twatticus Finch. Well, he does when I discuss him.

Most of my more recent exes parted on good terms, but Twatticus is a rare exception. Twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Enemy

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Lying devious selfish bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psycho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

stalker

Devil woman

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Looks as though one or two of us have had a few bad experiences lol

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Cunt face.

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

"Psycho"

Nearly used that however id be insulting any psycho s if i did

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By *ran and CamCouple
over a year ago

watford

CUNT Deb

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

"Looks as though one or two of us have had a few bad experiences lol

Only the one......will never do that again....and god help any fella who meets her in the future, i was lucky and questioned which sent her over the top.....her ex husband and his friend who have made contact both ended up being arrested and false claims mad against them...

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Bub.

Apparently I'm wolverine.

I love wolverine

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Dickface is the word I use

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Not worth a name, in the past for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish cock womble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bub.

Apparently I'm wolverine.

I love wolverine

I ain't an aussie tho. You'd have to leave to your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.

I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.

I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.

I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.

I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though

Haha candy crush tosser, brilliant!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.

I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.

I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though

Haha candy crush tosser, brilliant!"

He literally lay naked on the bed playing candy crush while I wanked next to him (figured just because he wasn't getting involved it was no reason I shouldn't have a good time). Weirdly we've not kept in touch since!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex is known as fuckface.

Quite polite I think given the fact he hid a history of domestic abuse from me...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.

I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.

I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though

Why was he called Silent Bob

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Cunt

stalker

Devil woman

I think I used to go out with her twin sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt

stalker

Devil woman

I think I used to go out with her twin sister

She must have got the looks

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

The ex wife is a cunt !!!! I dont use that word easily !!! But for her all the time , if I have to mention her real name I have to spit too !!!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.

I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.

I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though

Why was he called Silent Bob"

Completely silent during sex. Completely silent. No noise whatsoever even during orgasm. It was so eerie. We didn't meet a second time. Shame, he was a nice bloke but not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman beating mental abusing small dicked scum head

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"The woman beating mental abusing small dicked scum head "
,,, cowardly bastard !!!!! Hate hate bullies in any description!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Former girlfriend with red hair - collar and cuffs

Strawberry Fields forever

I miss her

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.

I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.

I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though

Why was he called Silent Bob

Completely silent during sex. Completely silent. No noise whatsoever even during orgasm. It was so eerie. We didn't meet a second time. Shame, he was a nice bloke but not for me."

Would background music have helped.. ?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 06/04/20 23:11:59]

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

I have names like that for dating disasters. Wetherspoons Carpet Man, Wonderwall Blow Job, Racist J, Candy Crush Tosser, Silent Bob.

I may have slept with a couple of them but I don't really consider them exes.

I do love the sound of Mr Taliban though

Why was he called Silent Bob

Completely silent during sex. Completely silent. No noise whatsoever even during orgasm. It was so eerie. We didn't meet a second time. Shame, he was a nice bloke but not for me."

Complete silence ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grotbags

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Religious cock - he’s a vicar’s son.

Argos fucker - worked with him at Argos.

Postdick - he was a Postie.

Lizard boy - he believed the royals were lizards.

All affectionally named by my best friend. Religious cock I’m still friends with, he now knows his nickname!

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Heartbreaker would be a good nickname for her....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skeletor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thorn, as in thorn in my side. That’s what he’s saved in my phone as. "

SNAP !!! ...The Eurythmics ...what a song ...what a title...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm still in touch with all the boyfriends I had before S, no nasty names at all. The only one that ended massively acrimoniously was to my son's dad, but even that didn't make me call him names. He has always been K or "son's dad". I'm just a very nice person

I have lots of silly names for S though, all loving and probably saccharine sweet

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I call my ex Blondie he was blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carole Fucking Baskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call my ex the hurricane because she left me with half a house and half a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex is in my phone as "Thrush" because he's an irritating cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex is in my phone as "Thrush" because he's an irritating cunt."

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Manipulator

The Narcissist

The Bed Wetter

Mr Love Island

Mr Taliban (to clarify, he worked in afghan as a contractor, he wasn't a member of the taliban)

I'm writing a book containing a number of the people I met before finding Mr Adventure

They all sound delightful don't they

These are hilarious, loveee it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scumbag

And

Voldemort

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Scumbag

And

Voldemort

He was a good one then was he hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scumbag

And

Voldemort

He was a good one then was he hahaha"

Oh yeah, an absolute diamond, I miss him every day

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Scumbag

And

Voldemort

He was a good one then was he hahaha

Oh yeah, an absolute diamond, I miss him every day

Hahaha good times

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Scumbag

And

Voldemort

He was a good one then was he hahaha

Oh yeah, an absolute diamond, I miss him every day

Don’t mention the name that’s shouldn’t be said

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

The twat

The fucking twat

And anal girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

CuntyChops, CuntStick, CaptainCuntish and Bastardo...all one and the same person.

His wife (who he kindly left me for) is known as The Bad Tranny cos of her Hull Docker-like appearance in ladies clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitface

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Having started this thread I should applaud the best name..

Any late runners ?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Manipulative Arsehole. That’s one of many reasons he’s an ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sperm donor is my children's father. can't say dad as he's never been one to them

Tackleberry is an ex bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sperm donor is my children's father. can't say dad as he's never been one to them

Tackleberry is an ex bf "

My biological dad is also referred to as a sperm doner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 times is another ex bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sperm donor is my children's father. can't say dad as he's never been one to them

Tackleberry is an ex bf

My biological dad is also referred to as a sperm doner"

I remember - our fathers sounded very similar

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

My little pussy fart. Kinda cute.

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By *r-OrangeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"5 times is another ex bf"

Why five times ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 times is another ex bf

Why five times ?"

you know why

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By *r-OrangeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *r-OrangeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"5 times is another ex bf

Why five times ?

you know why

No forgot ?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I was snouty, she was trouty.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

All good contributions and my fave has to be the Candy Crush Tosser ....

Wonder what the Wetherspoons carpet man got up to though

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