FabSwingers.com forum: Superhero Status!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you know?

You already have SUPERHERO STATUS

and you didn't even have to come up with any fancy (oft duplicated) back story to get it.

(After all how many scientists can get fucked over during their own inventions?)

You now have two different identities, the real you and the fab you.

so claim fully your superhero status, use it with all you interact with... it should score you points with them.

If you do use this status and you need to show a peek of your real identity (for authenticity) make sure that element is psychologically secure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can piss off, this is my thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This hurt my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"You can piss off, this is my thing!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do"

I think he's saying we can fly. We should try it out, you go first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do"

Nah it’s not you

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I read it three times.

Still none the wiser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do

I think he's saying we can fly. We should try it out, you go first. "

I try and fly every day

One day Prince, one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a TL;DR version?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do

I think he's saying we can fly. We should try it out, you go first.

I try and fly every day

One day Prince, one day"

One day you'll soar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread is for those who flit around like bats landing here and landing there.

It is not for those who have face to face friends they have met and still meet, those people are not able to claim this status.

Your real identity is no secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those who flit around like bats landing here and landing there.

It is not for those who have face to face friends they have met and still meet, those people are not able to claim this status.

Your real identity is no secret."

So people with no verification then?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Secret identity?

You can call me Tetley...

Tetley Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is for those who flit around like bats landing here and landing there.

It is not for those who have face to face friends they have met and still meet, those people are not able to claim this status.

Your real identity is no secret."

Probably not the best time to link people to bats haha

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I like to prance around in a dress !! X

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "so why the long face"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally still none the wiser help please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the OP is on acid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is for those who flit around like bats landing here and landing there.

It is not for those who have face to face friends they have met and still meet, those people are not able to claim this status.

Your real identity is no secret.

So people with no verification then?"
Also the hit and run merchants or the stick and move.

Never staying long enough to be known.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "so why the long face"?"

A horse walked into a bar , , it didn't hurt for long xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Fab is our secret identity and we are all super heroes? I'm not sure if I get you op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can piss off, this is my thing!!"
I occasionally have a subservient sidekick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So Fab is our secret identity and we are all super heroes? I'm not sure if I get you op"
No you are your secret identity you are a superhero on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Fab is our secret identity and we are all super heroes? I'm not sure if I get you op No you are your secret identity you are a superhero on fab."

I must be a shit one then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do

I think he's saying we can fly. We should try it out, you go first. "
Brilliant!!!!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

What if your super power was being mediocre at golf, or not moving your lips when you read. Without your superpower you'd be exactly the same only slightly more of a git?

Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So Fab is our secret identity and we are all super heroes? I'm not sure if I get you op No you are your secret identity you are a superhero on fab.

I must be a shit one then

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A work in progress!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm not calling you a git btw op.

Just lightening the mood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if your super power was being mediocre at golf, or not moving your lips when you read. Without your superpower you'd be exactly the same only slightly more of a git?

Asking for a friend. "
No golf on fab, and just avoid menus during fab socials.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to prance around in a dress !! X "
Is that one of your superhero outfits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to prance around in a dress !! X Is that one of your superhero outfits?"

That’s the power.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is for those who flit around like bats landing here and landing there.

It is not for those who have face to face friends they have met and still meet, those people are not able to claim this status.

Your real identity is no secret.

Probably not the best time to link people to bats haha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to prance around in a dress !! X Is that one of your superhero outfits?

That’s the power."
How do you know? Unless it's your Kryptonite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am indeed a superhero here.....

BEHOLD THE AWESOME NOT-GETTING-LAID POWERS OF.....CELIBACYMAN!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I be Batman

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be Batman "

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am indeed a superhero here.....

BEHOLD THE AWESOME NOT-GETTING-LAID POWERS OF.....CELIBACYMAN!!!"
Maybe you are too independent find a superhero partner and go forth as a team.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

"
Yes any name can be taken, but it's on you if the original shows up to take his crown! In fact you COULD BE the original!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

Yes any name can be taken, but it's on you if the original shows up to take his crown! In fact you COULD BE the original!!"

I have a Hawkeye costume I use for Cosplay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. "
A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

Yes any name can be taken, but it's on you if the original shows up to take his crown! In fact you COULD BE the original!!

I have a Hawkeye costume I use for Cosplay. "
Cosplay!!!*"!!#*

This is serious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

Yes any name can be taken, but it's on you if the original shows up to take his crown! In fact you COULD BE the original!!

I have a Hawkeye costume I use for Cosplay. "

It’s very smart !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've already given myself a knighthood

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I'll play villain and be joker

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do

I think he's saying we can fly. We should try it out, you go first.

I try and fly every day

One day Prince, one day

One day you'll soar

This thread's making my head sore....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've already given myself a knighthood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do

I think he's saying we can fly. We should try it out, you go first.

I try and fly every day

One day Prince, one day

One day you'll soar

This thread's making my head sore....

"
If you had two identities one could be well when the other is screwed (up)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?"

Who is she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro "

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

"
She is Catwoman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

You are marvelous every day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about "

Well then that she is you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a superhero, I'm a witch. Going to go fly on my broom now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about

Well then that she is you "

Yup that’s what I thought

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

You are marvelous every day xx"

I'd love for you to be my 'Black Widow' any day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It might be me being stupid, but I'm not sure what I have to do

I think he's saying we can fly. We should try it out, you go first. "

I think he means people act differently on tab than they do irl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about

Well then that she is you

Yup that’s what I thought "
Is Catwoman still here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

You are marvelous every day xx

I'd love for you to be my 'Black Widow' any day.

Happily!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a superhero, I'm a witch. Going to go fly on my broom now"
Scarlet?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hawkeye isn't exactly a superhero, but he's an Avenger, so that close enough for me.

I'm absolutely marvelous today.

You are marvelous every day xx

I'd love for you to be my 'Black Widow' any day.

Happily!

That's it. I'm getting you that costume. Pwoah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can piss off, this is my thing!!"
Anytime your up for a 'power' struggle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read it three times.

Still none the wiser. "
Hold your green orb closer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a TL;DR version? "
There is Braille?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about

Well then that she is you

Yup that’s what I thought Is Catwoman still here?"

She’s busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a superhero, I'm a witch. Going to go fly on my broom nowScarlet?"

Scarlet???

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm not a superhero, I'm a witch. Going to go fly on my broom nowScarlet?

Scarlet???

'Scarlet Witch' is an Avenger. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about

Well then that she is you

Yup that’s what I thought Is Catwoman still here?

She’s busy "
You now are in sync with your other half! I mean Catwoman!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about

Well then that she is you

Yup that’s what I thought Is Catwoman still here?

She’s busy You now are in sync with your other half! I mean Catwoman!!"
By the way what on earth is there for Catwoman to do during days like these?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm none the wiser

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about

Well then that she is you

Yup that’s what I thought Is Catwoman still here?

She’s busy You now are in sync with your other half! I mean Catwoman!! By the way what on earth is there for Catwoman to do during days like these?"

She’s still working and doing her bit so I guess she knows her sh*t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm none the wiser"

Wisdom is in the domain of the superhero

Fallibility is in the realm of man

Duality is attainable

Learn at the feet of the masters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be Batman

Errrrm. Batgirl, maybe.

Whoever licked Batman’s face il be her

Catwoman (Michelle Pheifer) I think. A bit of undecided ness here, but that's oft the superhero struggle...psssss does she know anything about this sh*t at all?

Who is she

Scar face, grease 2, hairspray, maleficent oh and stardust with big DeNiro

Yeah I know I meant the she the OP Is talking about

Well then that she is you

Yup that’s what I thought Is Catwoman still here?

She’s busy You now are in sync with your other half! I mean Catwoman!! By the way what on earth is there for Catwoman to do during days like these?

She’s still working and doing her bit so I guess she knows her sh*t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll play villain and be joker "
Tell me a joke!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I like to prance around in a dress !! X Is that one of your superhero outfits?

That’s the power. How do you know? Unless it's your Kryptonite!"

It's an addiction, but it has a power of control over some men !!

And I love the control and attention it gives me when I go to a club xx

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