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The CLICHE-EST message ever. Part 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Continuing GG thread as had some new gems to roast. Here it goes..

hello how are you me and my mate are both single guys and looking for along term gf to share long term in a relationship with us both would that be something that would interest you

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

FAF? Yes, we guys receive these as well!

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Continuing GG thread as had some new gems to roast. Here it goes..

hello how are you me and my mate are both single guys and looking for along term gf to share long term in a relationship with us both would that be something that would interest you"

Did you say yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From a couple:

Hey are you boring like everyone else?

^^ I think this was supposed to tickle my pride and make me reply;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAF? Yes, we guys receive these as well! "

Do you reply or it's too much faff?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Continuing GG thread as had some new gems to roast. Here it goes..

hello how are you me and my mate are both single guys and looking for along term gf to share long term in a relationship with us both would that be something that would interest you

Did you say yes "

Nah. They had no selling skills. Quality over quantity;-)

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I think people would get the creative juices flowing in these lockdown times...

“ U up to much today hun”

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Continuing GG thread as had some new gems to roast. Here it goes..

hello how are you me and my mate are both single guys and looking for along term gf to share long term in a relationship with us both would that be something that would interest you

Did you say yes

Nah. They had no selling skills. Quality over quantity;-)"

Takes notes

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"FAF? Yes, we guys receive these as well!

Do you reply or it's too much faff?"

I demand to be treated as a person first and not just some sexual object

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm working in your area"

What area would that be then cos I haven't put my location on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAF? Yes, we guys receive these as well!

Do you reply or it's too much faff?

I demand to be treated as a person first and not just some sexual object "

Oh well. That must go down.. unexpectedly smooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Hey I'm working in your area"

What area would that be then cos I haven't put my location on my profile. "

They wish they were working your areas basically

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mmm dat ass need eatin for daaaaayz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay roasts

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Come on.....you are single guy you can’t say no us

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Come on.....you are single guy you can’t say no us "

I get this sometimes too. I don't have a man therefore I'm lesser and I'm there to serve the bidding of couples. Sorry but no.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I think people would get the creative juices flowing in these lockdown times...

“ U up to much today hun” "

Apparently not

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Come on.....you are single guy you can’t say no us

I get this sometimes too. I don't have a man therefore I'm lesser and I'm there to serve the bidding of couples. Sorry but no."

Exactly I find them to very pushy or like it’s expected of me but no I’ll meet if I want too! So it’s a no from me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get random first messages from strangers saying I am too young for them even though I have expressed no interests or desires too talk or meet them haha but they feel the need to tell me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I get random first messages from strangers saying I am too young for them even though I have expressed no interests or desires too talk or meet them haha but they feel the need to tell me "

Yeah, the random first messages telling me what's wrong with me are fun

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Have you had the only tell me the things that I’d think are fun about you message

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Have you had the only tell me the things that I’d think are fun about you message "

I've had many variants of "tell me the stuff I'd know if I'd read your profile"

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Lol x

The most common reply single females can muster

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Come on.....you are single guy you can’t say no us

I get this sometimes too. I don't have a man therefore I'm lesser and I'm there to serve the bidding of couples. Sorry but no."

Sorry, we apologise for the messages

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Have you had the only tell me the things that I’d think are fun about you message

I've had many variants of "tell me the stuff I'd know if I'd read your profile""

Hadn’t thought about it like that...my bad

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Come on.....you are single guy you can’t say no us

I get this sometimes too. I don't have a man therefore I'm lesser and I'm there to serve the bidding of couples. Sorry but no.

Sorry, we apologise for the messages "

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Come on.....you are single guy you can’t say no us

I get this sometimes too. I don't have a man therefore I'm lesser and I'm there to serve the bidding of couples. Sorry but no.

Sorry, we apologise for the messages "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get random first messages from strangers saying I am too young for them even though I have expressed no interests or desires too talk or meet them haha but they feel the need to tell me

Yeah, the random first messages telling me what's wrong with me are fun "

Negging wankars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on.....you are single guy you can’t say no us

I get this sometimes too. I don't have a man therefore I'm lesser and I'm there to serve the bidding of couples. Sorry but no."

Ik some of them are really mean

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Lol.. I had can you please block me so I can stop talking to you, if you don't block me I will feel compelled to message you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I get random first messages from strangers saying I am too young for them even though I have expressed no interests or desires too talk or meet them haha but they feel the need to tell me

Yeah, the random first messages telling me what's wrong with me are fun

Negging wankars"

I'm so sorry I don't have a six pack and describe myself as athletic (while being in the body fat percentage range where amenorrhea due to inadequate body fat can occur). I'm obviously an inadequate human being. I presume my penance will come in the form of a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hot as fuck. Wish you were choking me with your big cock.”

Probably my favourite one so far today.

Gotta love the gay following I’ve developed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"“Hot as fuck. Wish you were choking me with your big cock.”

Probably my favourite one so far today.

Gotta love the gay following I’ve developed "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

“Your lips would look amazing round my cock”

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"“Hot as fuck. Wish you were choking me with your big cock.”

Probably my favourite one so far today.

Gotta love the gay following I’ve developed "

Do a jock strap and socks photo pleaseeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Hot as fuck. Wish you were choking me with your big cock.”

Probably my favourite one so far today.

Gotta love the gay following I’ve developed

Do a jock strap and socks photo pleaseeeeee! "

Nah... It’d never compare to the old one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good afternoon you,

I would happily tongue your butt hole for a few hours, what's the longest a guy has tongued your arse for? I would love to set the new record.

Cheeky R.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

What's a guy gotta do to get your attention?

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By *nDnRnRCouple
over a year ago

Belfast, Dublin, London, Gran Canaria

"Hey baby, ever had a (insert race/nationality) guy inside you before"?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you meet me I shall throw in a towel rail..........

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I wish that was my balls in your hands lol

A recent effort

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


""Hey baby, ever had a (insert race/nationality) guy inside you before"?!"

Oh god I hate that.

Except when they accidentally get mine and play it up like it's exotic. That shit is hilarious.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hey princess. Today is the day that I came to Fab for, I found you. I adore you. Gonna make you feel so good choking on my big meat, u dirty tramp.lick da daddy's ass then ecstasy fuck, I slam you. Mates in car can watch and wank over your if any good. Don't be such a prick teasing time wasting b#tch, u never replied my other profiles.

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