FabSwingers.com forum: There is a thief in the forums

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

D."

This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m trying to work out if you need to stay up later or get up earlier to get the jump on him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I give up

Bunch of children around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

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the cheek of him

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

On the first night he did it (at 12:01

) Jo commented ‘Can always count on you Jim!’

I pissed myself laughing

To be fair she had been missing your threads

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

I still don’t know what date it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m trying to work out if you need to stay up later or get up earlier to get the jump on him

I shouldn't have to

Thats like my car getting stolen in the night and the police saying "well you should have stayed up late"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still don’t know what date it is."

Monday the 6th of April 2020

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the first night he did it (at 12:01

) Jo commented ‘Can always count on you Jim!’

I pissed myself laughing

To be fair she had been missing your threads

D."

Straight off the hotlist!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"On the first night he did it (at 12:01

) Jo commented ‘Can always count on you Jim!’

I pissed myself laughing

To be fair she had been missing your threads

Straight off the hotlist!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

But it's Jim. The Jim. He replies to everyone after imparting his kind wisdom on them and is just adorable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But it's Jim. The Jim. He replies to everyone after imparting his kind wisdom on them and is just adorable.

Ted Bundy was also described as "adorable"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m trying to work out if you need to stay up later or get up earlier to get the jump on him

I shouldn't have to

Thats like my car getting stolen in the night and the police saying "well you should have stayed up late""

And at least if you stayed up late in your car you’d have the chance to attract some doggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m trying to work out if you need to stay up later or get up earlier to get the jump on him

I shouldn't have to

Thats like my car getting stolen in the night and the police saying "well you should have stayed up late"

And at least if you stayed up late in your car you’d have the chance to attract some doggers

....maybe after lockdown

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

You could post one too but with a different date just to confuse people even more! They wouldn't know who to believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Awwwh, you to can be like Ross and Chandler in "The one with the joke"

Oh wait, I've been watching too much Friends lately

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

I suggest taking legal action...your almost a frontline key worker with your service idea... he’s probably stolen your idea in case he gets a badge that gets him into asda early. Keep up the good work as it’s the little genius ideas that will get us through this mess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suggest taking legal action...your almost a frontline key worker with your service idea... he’s probably stolen your idea in case he gets a badge that gets him into asda early. Keep up the good work as it’s the little genius ideas that will get us through this mess."

Finally

Someone with intelligence.

Thank you

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

As you are Prince of Fabrabah, don't you have servants who can do your posting for you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virtual togetherness

Better than being apart

Can't beat him join him

#be kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Virtual togetherness

Better than being apart

Can't beat him join him

#be kind "

No, Im in isolation, in every meaning of the word

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"But it's Jim. The Jim. He replies to everyone after imparting his kind wisdom on them and is just adorable.

Exactly

Maybe hes just reaching out, a Jim, PP and PoF threesome would be interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But it's Jim. The Jim. He replies to everyone after imparting his kind wisdom on them and is just adorable.

Exactly

Maybe hes just reaching out, a Jim, PP and PoF threesome would be interesting

I'm not stooping to the level of a thief

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

File a copyright suit against him

I'm sorry now I outted this

Feels responsible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as everyone is not up at midnight you can provide the service to the people that get up a bit later maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the world coming to

*shakes head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the world coming to

*shakes head. "

This is literally the worst thing that is happening right now

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a duel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a duel?

I'm just going to complain until I get my own way

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...I'm tellin' ya, bro.

Midnight Penis Fight.

It's the only way.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Send him a message that says just "hi" and attach a cock pic !!! He will run for the hills !!! X

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Did the police do their rightful duty and just send you a pointless crime number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I'm tellin' ya, bro.

Midnight Penis Fight.

It's the only way.

Seeeee. And a good watch . There is a reason people used to enjoy watching executions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did the police do their rightful duty and just send you a pointless crime number? "

They didn't even do that. They just told me if I called again I would get arrested for time wasting!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What a thing to happen on 6th April 2020

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?"

Lol dogs are like family members, so if they took a family member for the day, I’d say that’s ok

since I don’t have a dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?

Lol dogs are like family members, so if they took a family member for the day, I’d say that’s ok

since I don’t have a dog

You don't understand

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?

Lol dogs are like family members, so if they took a family member for the day, I’d say that’s ok

since I don’t have a dog

You don't understand

Awww don’t make that face...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?

Lol dogs are like family members, so if they took a family member for the day, I’d say that’s ok

since I don’t have a dog

You don't understand

Awww don’t make that face..."

Better?

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?

Lol dogs are like family members, so if they took a family member for the day, I’d say that’s ok

since I don’t have a dog

You don't understand

Awww don’t make that face...

Better?"

You’re just pulling in the heart strings now...

Ok fine I’ll report him for stealing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?

Lol dogs are like family members, so if they took a family member for the day, I’d say that’s ok

since I don’t have a dog

You don't understand

Awww don’t make that face...

Better?

You’re just pulling in the heart strings now...

Ok fine I’ll report him for stealing

Will you hold my head in your buxom as well?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

[Removed by poster at 06/04/20 20:36:44]

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?

Lol dogs are like family members, so if they took a family member for the day, I’d say that’s ok

since I don’t have a dog

You don't understand

Awww don’t make that face...

Better?

You’re just pulling in the heart strings now...

Ok fine I’ll report him for stealing

Will you hold my head in your buxom as well?"

Lol if it makes you feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Lol let him have it today.

No, if someone stole your dog you wouldn't say "eh, I'll let him have it today" would you?

Lol dogs are like family members, so if they took a family member for the day, I’d say that’s ok

since I don’t have a dog

You don't understand

Awww don’t make that face...

Better?

You’re just pulling in the heart strings now...

Ok fine I’ll report him for stealing

Will you hold my head in your buxom as well?

Lol if it makes you feel better "

It will if I can slip in a motorboat

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Change location so you can announce it earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could post one too but with a different date just to confuse people even more! They wouldn't know who to believe

Haha genius!

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By *iss T1978Woman
over a year ago

Derby

I feel for your violation, OP, I really do...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow"

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow"

I'm aint that good to be fair

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP what date is it?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

D."

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP what date is it?

Marchtober the 33rd

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"OP what date is it?

Marchtober the 33rd

Thats the date I lost my virginity

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

D."

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP what date is it?

Marchtober the 33rd

Thats the date I lost my virginity "

AD or BC?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"OP what date is it?

Marchtober the 33rd

Thats the date I lost my virginity

AD or BC?"

Nah..John

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

we have to make sure you do him good and proper though! For PoF of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

we have to make sure you do him good and proper though! For PoF of course

D."

Can I have Jo then please?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

we have to make sure you do him good and proper though! For PoF of course

D."

Is there any other way to do someone

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

we have to make sure you do him good and proper though! For PoF of course

Can I have Jo then please?"

give them an inch....

Well we both know she is trying to squeeze back onto your hotlist so I think you could be on to something

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

we have to make sure you do him good and proper though! For PoF of course

Is there any other way to do someone

Jim is so gunna get it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

we have to make sure you do him good and proper though! For PoF of course

Can I have Jo then please?

give them an inch....

Well we both know she is trying to squeeze back onto your hotlist so I think you could be on to something

D."

I can live with this arrangement

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

we have to make sure you do him good and proper though! For PoF of course

Is there any other way to do someone

Jim is so gunna get it!!

D."

He will be gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a few days ago, when I woke up in a morning I would post a thread giving people the date since a lot of people are on lock down and losing track of time

Well now -Erect-Jim- has started doing the same at midnight. I've sent a message to the owners of the site and got nothing back and apparently the police have "more important things to worry about"

I just feel like I've had my rights as a human being violated and no one will take me seriously

Just drop your post in at 11:59and 59 seconds that'll sort Jim out

We'll tell him for you "ERECT-JIM STOP IT"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he has him tied up in his basement!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think he has him tied up in his basement!

You cant prove this!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Aww poor baby...do you need a hug.

Or once we're allowed out I'll do him for you

I dont think sleeping with him is going to be severe enough punishment somehow

Yeh, I agree! If you do me instead and send Jim the pics I think that would be sufficient punishment

Take my last statement back..I am really good...I'm bloody fab

I didn’t believe that statement anyway

I shall take pleasure in doing him by doing you

we have to make sure you do him good and proper though! For PoF of course

Is there any other way to do someone

Jim is so gunna get it!!

He will be gutted

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