FabSwingers.com forum: An ode to the single man....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For all the single men who whine, lets try to explain in verse.....

A single man, oh woe is me

On here to shag but what can it be

Put up a cock pic and wrote ‘wanna f***?

But no interest in me, not even a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh single men, be patient and true

There is a girl on here for you

Bypass the bunny boilers and primadonnas too

Its not so easy for the girls on here

Messages galore it may appear

But the right guy is hard to find

To fit our criteria and be of like mind

Keep your chin up and your cock in tow

Continue to chat and let it just flow

From a single girl to a single guy i wish you luck

Cause i can assure you theres some worth a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For all the single men who whine, lets try to explain in verse.....

A single man, oh woe is me

On here to shag but what can it be

Put up a cock pic and wrote ‘wanna f***?

But no interest in me, not even a look

Thought it would easy to have my wicked way

But the women on here just don’t want to play

Surely someone wants a hunk that revealing

Even if my profile is not that appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For all the single men who whine, lets try to explain in verse.....

A single man, oh woe is me

On here to shag but what can it be

Put up a cock pic and wrote ‘wanna f***?

But no interest in me, not even a look

"
A single man with no woe is me, on here too shag woman lots for free, Put up a cock pic and wrote wanna fuck, My ass must be covered in sweet jam and luck

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

As I lay me down to sleep

I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.

One who's sexy, blonde and long.

Who notices that she's mostly wrong.

One who sucks and doesn't speak.

And promises to do so, Once a week.

I pray that she is very randy,

'cause one like that would come in handy.

Opens her leg and lies on the floor,

and once I'm done, she begs for more.

Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind.

Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'

and brings ME a beer, when she comes from the kitchen!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,

And would never complain when I do her best friend.

Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,

so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.

Amen

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By *nlyThaBestMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

An ode to the single male - don't have a shit profile ! It doesn't go down well, and neither will the women who read it !

Some of last nights forum readers will know exactly what I mean ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you send them a bloomin message

they delete it without a reply

was it the cock pic or cheesy lines

I ask myself why oh why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not lay you down to sleep

cos here's a woman who likes a leap.

Loves to fuck the whole night long

and oh so naughty with my tongue.

So if yer luck in this week,

I may just let you kiss my cheek.

I know that you are very randy

and mores the point make good eye candy.

Get yer leg over, against the door,

fuck me hard until I'm sore.

In the morn I may be groggy

but I'll still be wanting doggy doggy.

And if you wish to fuck my friend,

I'm quite happy, her to lend.

Thank you too as I can't wait,

to serve myself upon a plate.

(but I am not gonna call you Amen, now that's pushin yer luck!) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For all the single men who whine, lets try to explain in verse.....

A single man, oh woe is me

On here to shag but what can it be

Put up a cock pic and wrote ‘wanna f***?

But no interest in me, not even a look

Thought it would easy to have my wicked way

But the women on here just don’t want to play

Surely someone wants a hunk that revealing

Even if my profile is not that appealing

I send loads of messages and even some winks

But not one answer from a sexy minx

Desperation they say, is not a good look

But all I have in bed is a good book

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I write "let's fuck" messages, nary a sentence to be seen,

And I get no replies, instead of umpteen.

The ladies they hate me and ignore my advance,

But I wrote "let's fuck", that's nigh on romance!

These woman know not a good man,

Choose me instead of the tran.

My cock is so huge, as big as the remote,

I say that in truth, I don't mean to gloat.

And yet my inbox lies desolate and bare,

I'm such a stud, this is so terribly unfair!

So I bash my own bishop, into a tissue,

Cos I'm actually a dick, that is the issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man called Jack

Who had a very full sack

He wanted to cum!

He needed some fun!

But no one would ever come back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I write "let's fuck" messages, nary a sentence to be seen,

And I get no replies, instead of umpteen.

The ladies they hate me and ignore my advance,

But I wrote "let's fuck", that's nigh on romance!

These woman know not a good man,

Choose me instead of the tran.

My cock is so huge, as big as the remote,

I say that in truth, I don't mean to gloat.

And yet my inbox lies desolate and bare,

I'm such a stud, this is so terribly unfair!

So I bash my own bishop, into a tissue,

Cos I'm actually a dick, that is the issue.

"
bless you.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hehe, thank you

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"An ode to the single male - don't have a shit profile ! It doesn't go down well, and neither will the women who read it !

Some of last nights forum readers will know exactly what I mean ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg x you've all been to the Adrian mole school of poetry x

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

ur wife is in bed . while u wank on cam

the rest don,t rhime but your sad as fuck lol

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.

i'm not fussy,

just give me some pussy!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ur wife is in bed . while u wank on cam

the rest don,t rhime but your sad as fuck lol

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Ode to a SINGLE MAN! It's in the title bud, single man

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