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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What you up to? Working? Dancing? Baking? Watching a film? Eating cheese? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah first evening jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah first evening jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Golden. You're tonight's second first poster. Congratulations! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello"

Hello!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Brief second hello before bedtime for me. Hello and goodnight all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I've earned a sit down wee break.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brief second hello before bedtime for me. Hello and goodnight all "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in pee or little?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Yeah first evening jim"

Hello GW. XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah first evening jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Golden. You're tonight's second first poster. Congratulations! Smileyface"

So made my isolation less alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah first evening jim

Hello GW. XX"

Mornings CG. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As in pee or little? "

Pee.

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By *azinga-1Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Bored “stiff”. On the furlough thing.

Balls are more than 80% full though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah first evening jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Golden. You're tonight's second first poster. Congratulations! Smileyface

So made my isolation less alone "

Yes. Enjoy your moment of being a champion.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Extra extra read all about it

Sorry Jim still bored watching shite films ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bored “stiff”. On the furlough thing.

Balls are more than 80% full though. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bazinga. Bash your lovely bishop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just having a look on here before bed, work at half 8 in the morning , going to be a boring monday for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Extra extra read all about it

Sorry Jim still bored watching shite films ha"

No need to apologise. This is what the nocturnal thread is for. Say what you like! But within the the rules of the forums, for goodness sakes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just having a look on here before bed, work at half 8 in the morning , going to be a boring monday for me"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spoon. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. And thank you very much for your work. We all appreciate it. Smileyface

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Sittin in bed, thinking of new vids to try and make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I eat the cheesecake yes or yes

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Should I eat the cheesecake yes or yes"

Erm gonna say yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I eat the cheesecake yes or yes"

Yes. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I eat the cheesecake yes or yes

Yes. x"

This is why I like you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I eat the cheesecake yes or yes

Erm gonna say yes "

Right answer x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sittin in bed, thinking of new vids to try and make "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lovers. Don't go to the idea, let the idea come to you. Or have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I eat the cheesecake yes or yes

Yes. x

This is why I like you x"

x

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By *ewportNymphWoman
over a year ago

Newport, Shropshire

Eat the cheesecake, your a fat bitch anyway

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Sittin in bed, thinking of new vids to try and make

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lovers. Don't go to the idea, let the idea come to you. Or have a wank. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eat the cheesecake, your a fat bitch anyway "

Oh wow Emily that's not very nice, it's true but ya know (cries)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still awake Jim, currently drinking

Sb

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Eat the cheesecake, your a fat bitch anyway

Oh wow Emily that's not very nice, it's true but ya know (cries) "

Harsh much good job it's not true tho isn't it and your fit as fook

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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I'm hankering for cheesecake now

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By *ewportNymphWoman
over a year ago

Newport, Shropshire


"Eat the cheesecake, your a fat bitch anyway

Oh wow Emily that's not very nice, it's true but ya know (cries) "

Well my momma always told me to tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eat the cheesecake, your a fat bitch anyway "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. You meanie. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eat the cheesecake, your a fat bitch anyway

Oh wow Emily that's not very nice, it's true but ya know (cries)

Harsh much good job it's not true tho isn't it and your fit as fook "

Aww thank you, she's just jealous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eat the cheesecake, your a fat bitch anyway

Oh wow Emily that's not very nice, it's true but ya know (cries)

Well my momma always told me to tell the truth "

Liesssss

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By *ewportNymphWoman
over a year ago

Newport, Shropshire


"Eat the cheesecake, your a fat bitch anyway

Oh wow Emily that's not very nice, it's true but ya know (cries)

Harsh much good job it's not true tho isn't it and your fit as fook

Aww thank you, she's just jealous x "

Jealous ok

She’s alright really I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sittin in bed, thinking of new vids to try and make

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lovers. Don't go to the idea, let the idea come to you. Or have a wank.

"

There's the idea!

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter."

Well thank goodness for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter."

Just as everyone was heading for popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still awake Jim, currently drinking

Sb "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I'm still awake too. But I'm heading to bed soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter."

Fear not ‘top female’ has entered the room... I’ll get these pretenders to shush x

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By *ewportNymphWoman
over a year ago

Newport, Shropshire


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter."

Friends??? I don’t know her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm hankering for cheesecake now "

We're all hankering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter."

Damn it Jim x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter.

Fear not ‘top female’ has entered the room... I’ll get these pretenders to shush x"

Haha love you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still awake Jim, currently drinking

Sb

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I'm still awake too. But I'm heading to bed soon."

So will I!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter.

Fear not ‘top female’ has entered the room... I’ll get these pretenders to shush x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Charli. Thank goodness you're here. x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"I'm hankering for cheesecake now

We're all hankering."

Don't worry I've got a ham butty now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am pleased to report I managed to shave my legs today... I declare myself officially healing!

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By *orkyguyMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hi all I just counting hairs on palms of my hands see if it sends me to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter.

Damn it Jim x"

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter.

Friends??? I don’t know her "

You're fun.

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By *ewportNymphWoman
over a year ago

Newport, Shropshire


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter.

Friends??? I don’t know her

You're fun."

She knows I love her really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still awake Jim, currently drinking

Sb

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy. I'm still awake too. But I'm heading to bed soon.

So will I! "

Very, very sensible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm hankering for cheesecake now

We're all hankering.

Don't worry I've got a ham butty now "

Enjoy your ham.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pleased to report I managed to shave my legs today... I declare myself officially healing!"

Did debate on shaving my vag but thought naaa keep it going x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To clarify, Emily and Inkeds are friends and are engaging in bitchy banter.

Friends??? I don’t know her

You're fun.

She knows I love her really "

Gay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am pleased to report I managed to shave my legs today... I declare myself officially healing!"

Woo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My legs are hairy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi all I just counting hairs on palms of my hands see if it sends me to sleep"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, YG. I hope you get off soon. Smileyface

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Anyone watching Shocking monents of the 90s on 5

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I am pleased to report I managed to shave my legs today... I declare myself officially healing!

Did debate on shaving my vag but thought naaa keep it going x"

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pleased to report I managed to shave my legs today... I declare myself officially healing!

Did debate on shaving my vag but thought naaa keep it going x"

Bush is the new Brazilian!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone watching Shocking monents of the 90s on 5"

Yes! I’m quite pleased it’s on as I missed most of them through being too twatted at the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone watching Shocking monents of the 90s on 5"

Did they show Ivy from off Coronation Street?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone!!!

Key worker here on a day off and I've had a lovely peaceful day in the garden pruning digging and recycling some flowers. Sounds boring but last 4 weeks in work has been fking horrible!! Just enjoying the forum now and not thinking of work tomorrow

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By *orkyguyMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Going stir crazy with this lockdown malarky is it nearly Xmas yet

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Good evening everyone!!!

Key worker here on a day off and I've had a lovely peaceful day in the garden pruning digging and recycling some flowers. Sounds boring but last 4 weeks in work has been fking horrible!! Just enjoying the forum now and not thinking of work tomorrow "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone!!!

Key worker here on a day off and I've had a lovely peaceful day in the garden pruning digging and recycling some flowers. Sounds boring but last 4 weeks in work has been fking horrible!! Just enjoying the forum now and not thinking of work tomorrow "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TigersHeart. Whatever you do is groovy with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only 263 days until Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone!!!

Key worker here on a day off and I've had a lovely peaceful day in the garden pruning digging and recycling some flowers. Sounds boring but last 4 weeks in work has been fking horrible!! Just enjoying the forum now and not thinking of work tomorrow "

If you still have your clippers out I believe inked needs a little pruning x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Anyone watching Shocking monents of the 90s on 5

Did they show Ivy from off Coronation Street?"

Not yet I'm watching it on 5+1. Classic bit of telly that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone!!!

Key worker here on a day off and I've had a lovely peaceful day in the garden pruning digging and recycling some flowers. Sounds boring but last 4 weeks in work has been fking horrible!! Just enjoying the forum now and not thinking of work tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TigersHeart. Whatever you do is groovy with me. "

Hey jim

Gooovieeeee babbbbyyyy

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By *orkyguyMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

What we only in April argh I losing the will to live lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only 263 days until Christmas. "

Ekhmm hope Easter Bunny socially distances Shrewsbury . I have a feeling I spelt it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone!!!

Key worker here on a day off and I've had a lovely peaceful day in the garden pruning digging and recycling some flowers. Sounds boring but last 4 weeks in work has been fking horrible!! Just enjoying the forum now and not thinking of work tomorrow

If you still have your clippers out I believe inked needs a little pruning x"

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone!!!

Key worker here on a day off and I've had a lovely peaceful day in the garden pruning digging and recycling some flowers. Sounds boring but last 4 weeks in work has been fking horrible!! Just enjoying the forum now and not thinking of work tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TigersHeart. Whatever you do is groovy with me.

Hey jim

Gooovieeeee babbbbyyyy "

Groove is in the heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What we only in April argh I losing the will to live lol"

Stay with us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet dreams everyone xx

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Sweet dreams everyone xx"

Dream sweets x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 263 days until Christmas.

Ekhmm hope Easter Bunny socially distances Shrewsbury . I have a feeling I spelt it wrong. "

You're top of the class.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet dreams everyone xx"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the ¹am hour.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"It's the ¹am hour."

Goneth the hour

Stayeth the man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the ¹am hour.

Goneth the hour

Stayeth the man"

Looks like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet dreams everyone xx"

And you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to get off. Stay safe, peace, love and bananas to you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to get off. Stay safe, peace, love and bananas to you all. "

Sleep well. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to get off. Stay safe, peace, love and bananas to you all.

Sleep well. X"

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pleased to report I managed to shave my legs today... I declare myself officially healing!

Did debate on shaving my vag but thought naaa keep it going x

Bush is the new Brazilian! "

Well I'm going all out for the "Eve" look x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noticing the Thor beard is back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake. Ungodly hours. Anyone still on duty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bum p in the night.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Eeeevening again Jim

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeevening again Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, KC.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eeeevening again Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, KC."

How art thou, Jim? Not flagging after an early kick off tonight?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building. "

I hope you solved the outside building's issue. What was the issue? Does outside building feel detached?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire "

How you spend your one hour of allotted government outside exercise is up to you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm sad, I was not awarded a Firstface Greenface.

Sadface......

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Eeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all! Mollyface!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1943 Swiss scientist Dr. Albert Hofmann discovered the psychedelic effects of LSD. Groovy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sad, I was not awarded a Firstface Greenface.

Sadface...... "

Don't be sadface you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all! Mollyface! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Stroke your pussy for me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm sad, I was not awarded a Firstface Greenface.

Sadface......

Don't be sadface you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster."

Yay, HappySmileyface now.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building.

I hope you solved the outside building's issue. What was the issue? Does outside building feel detached?"

Police rang me (they have my Mobile No as point of contact inside hotel) as they'd found a guy trying to force windows open.

Turned out he was looking for a room for the night, despite clear signage we have put up stating we're closed!

But windows, doors and other ground floor access points have been seriously beefed up so he'd no chance of getting in. No damage done, but he's earned a night in the cells for being d*unk & disorderly & with his car nearby which he used to drive here, he's likely to lose if he's over the limit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sad, I was not awarded a Firstface Greenface.

Sadface......

Don't be sadface you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster.

Yay, HappySmileyface now. "

Yeah!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building.

I hope you solved the outside building's issue. What was the issue? Does outside building feel detached?

Police rang me (they have my Mobile No as point of contact inside hotel) as they'd found a guy trying to force windows open.

Turned out he was looking for a room for the night, despite clear signage we have put up stating we're closed!

But windows, doors and other ground floor access points have been seriously beefed up so he'd no chance of getting in. No damage done, but he's earned a night in the cells for being d*unk & disorderly & with his car nearby which he used to drive here, he's likely to lose if he's over the limit?"

Well he's definitely got a room for the night now Iain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building.

I hope you solved the outside building's issue. What was the issue? Does outside building feel detached?

Police rang me (they have my Mobile No as point of contact inside hotel) as they'd found a guy trying to force windows open.

Turned out he was looking for a room for the night, despite clear signage we have put up stating we're closed!

But windows, doors and other ground floor access points have been seriously beefed up so he'd no chance of getting in. No damage done, but he's earned a night in the cells for being d*unk & disorderly & with his car nearby which he used to drive here, he's likely to lose if he's over the limit?"

Not the way I'd see about finding a place to stay for the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building.

I hope you solved the outside building's issue. What was the issue? Does outside building feel detached?

Police rang me (they have my Mobile No as point of contact inside hotel) as they'd found a guy trying to force windows open.

Turned out he was looking for a room for the night, despite clear signage we have put up stating we're closed!

But windows, doors and other ground floor access points have been seriously beefed up so he'd no chance of getting in. No damage done, but he's earned a night in the cells for being d*unk & disorderly & with his car nearby which he used to drive here, he's likely to lose if he's over the limit?

Well he's definitely got a room for the night now Iain "

And self isolating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na Night erect Jim

Na Night everyone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Eeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all! Mollyface!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Stroke your pussy for me. "

Oh I will Jim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire "

This is appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Na Night erect Jim

Na Night everyone

"

Na night, Sam Tender. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and all! Mollyface!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Stroke your pussy for me.

Oh I will Jim! "

Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Na Night erect Jim

Na Night everyone

"

Night night Sam with the nice bum. I think it's Sleepyface time here too, see you tomorrow campers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you listening to an Lee Jim?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building.

I hope you solved the outside building's issue. What was the issue? Does outside building feel detached?

Police rang me (they have my Mobile No as point of contact inside hotel) as they'd found a guy trying to force windows open.

Turned out he was looking for a room for the night, despite clear signage we have put up stating we're closed!

But windows, doors and other ground floor access points have been seriously beefed up so he'd no chance of getting in. No damage done, but he's earned a night in the cells for being d*unk & disorderly & with his car nearby which he used to drive here, he's likely to lose if he's over the limit?

Not the way I'd see about finding a place to stay for the night."

Would you believe it that we still get emails daily from people complaining they cannot book rooms online, and what sort of business are we running??

When told we are closed for COVID19 rules, they usually state, only bars and restaurants are closed! Yep, but what do hotels have located in them?

End of argument, as they then realise THEIR error!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated "

I have one you can borrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Na Night erect Jim

Na Night everyone

Night night Sam with the nice bum. I think it's Sleepyface time here too, see you tomorrow campers! "

Bye!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you listening to an Lee Jim?"

Iain Lee. Not at the moment, I catch up with Iain Lee when I go to bed. Am I missing something interesting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you listening to an Lee Jim?

Iain Lee. Not at the moment, I catch up with Iain Lee when I go to bed. Am I missing something interesting?"

Yep, you just missed me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building.

I hope you solved the outside building's issue. What was the issue? Does outside building feel detached?

Police rang me (they have my Mobile No as point of contact inside hotel) as they'd found a guy trying to force windows open.

Turned out he was looking for a room for the night, despite clear signage we have put up stating we're closed!

But windows, doors and other ground floor access points have been seriously beefed up so he'd no chance of getting in. No damage done, but he's earned a night in the cells for being d*unk & disorderly & with his car nearby which he used to drive here, he's likely to lose if he's over the limit?

Not the way I'd see about finding a place to stay for the night.

Would you believe it that we still get emails daily from people complaining they cannot book rooms online, and what sort of business are we running??

When told we are closed for COVID19 rules, they usually state, only bars and restaurants are closed! Yep, but what do hotels have located in them?

End of argument, as they then realise THEIR error!"

People.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow "

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you listening to an Lee Jim?

Iain Lee. Not at the moment, I catch up with Iain Lee when I go to bed. Am I missing something interesting?

Yep, you just missed me! "

No way. I'll hear you when I catch up. Don't be sadface!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sorry Jim, got called out to deal with issue outside building.

I hope you solved the outside building's issue. What was the issue? Does outside building feel detached?

Police rang me (they have my Mobile No as point of contact inside hotel) as they'd found a guy trying to force windows open.

Turned out he was looking for a room for the night, despite clear signage we have put up stating we're closed!

But windows, doors and other ground floor access points have been seriously beefed up so he'd no chance of getting in. No damage done, but he's earned a night in the cells for being d*unk & disorderly & with his car nearby which he used to drive here, he's likely to lose if he's over the limit?

Not the way I'd see about finding a place to stay for the night.

Would you believe it that we still get emails daily from people complaining they cannot book rooms online, and what sort of business are we running??

When told we are closed for COVID19 rules, they usually state, only bars and restaurants are closed! Yep, but what do hotels have located in them?

End of argument, as they then realise THEIR error!

People."

Yeah! Nothing surprises me anymore, even after 45 years in work.

But if everyone was perfect, it'd be a perfect world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home "

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?"

It’s never stopped me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you listening to an Lee Jim?

Iain Lee. Not at the moment, I catch up with Iain Lee when I go to bed. Am I missing something interesting?

Yep, you just missed me!

No way. I'll hear you when I catch up. Don't be sadface!"

But Jim I was brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me "

In that case she's on her way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?"

I doubt it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you listening to an Lee Jim?

Iain Lee. Not at the moment, I catch up with Iain Lee when I go to bed. Am I missing something interesting?

Yep, you just missed me!

No way. I'll hear you when I catch up. Don't be sadface!

But Jim I was brilliant!"

I'm looking forward to listening to you on Iain Lee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way. "

oh yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you listening to an Lee Jim?

Iain Lee. Not at the moment, I catch up with Iain Lee when I go to bed. Am I missing something interesting?

Yep, you just missed me!

No way. I'll hear you when I catch up. Don't be sadface!

But Jim I was brilliant!

I'm looking forward to listening to you on Iain Lee."

I was so excited I think I can came across as a bit of a crazy!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface"

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you listening to an Lee Jim?

Iain Lee. Not at the moment, I catch up with Iain Lee when I go to bed. Am I missing something interesting?

Yep, you just missed me!

No way. I'll hear you when I catch up. Don't be sadface!

But Jim I was brilliant!

I'm looking forward to listening to you on Iain Lee.

I was so excited I think I can came across as a bit of a crazy!"

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted "

Are you self employed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted "

Oh shit!

I'm sorry.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay"

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted

Oh shit!

I'm sorry. "

I'm just gonna have to get on with it , or go fruit picking or something

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted

Are you self employed?"

No jim. Its my circumstances. Im isolating back in with my parents as they are both on critical list. So im stuck in for next nine weeks. Not set out of front door for 3 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off "

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home "

Apparently there's a documentary on Netflix where it shows you how to shrink wrap them, it would save you on the postage.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home "

Sorry, I’m new at packing cats. But I’m good at wrapping dogs for Christmas gifts so I could just wrap cats in brown paper and stick the stamps on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home

Sorry, I’m new at packing cats. But I’m good at wrapping dogs for Christmas gifts so I could just wrap cats in brown paper and stick the stamps on that "

My mum keeps threatening to send me a boyfriend but I hope that gets lost in the mail.

Cats in boxes in the only post I’m interested in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In other news I'm a radio star!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In other news I'm a radio star! "

Watch out for Video!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home

Sorry, I’m new at packing cats. But I’m good at wrapping dogs for Christmas gifts so I could just wrap cats in brown paper and stick the stamps on that

My mum keeps threatening to send me a boyfriend but I hope that gets lost in the mail.

Cats in boxes in the only post I’m interested in "

Cats are far less maintenance and they don’t leave the loo seat up. You should explain these vital facts to your mum so she gets it and mails you cats too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In other news I'm a radio star!

Watch out for Video! "

Video will never catch on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home

Apparently there's a documentary on Netflix where it shows you how to shrink wrap them, it would save you on the postage."

It's called, Don't Package felines Incorrectly.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"In other news I'm a radio star!

Watch out for Video! "

That’s a killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home

Sorry, I’m new at packing cats. But I’m good at wrapping dogs for Christmas gifts so I could just wrap cats in brown paper and stick the stamps on that

My mum keeps threatening to send me a boyfriend but I hope that gets lost in the mail.

Cats in boxes in the only post I’m interested in

Cats are far less maintenance and they don’t leave the loo seat up. You should explain these vital facts to your mum so she gets it and mails you cats too "

That is a very good point.

Anyone want to exchange their cat for Ash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted

Are you self employed?

No jim. Its my circumstances. Im isolating back in with my parents as they are both on critical list. So im stuck in for next nine weeks. Not set out of front door for 3 weeks. "

Can your parents help you financially?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm watching, goodfellas on itv 4 , love this film x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home

Sorry, I’m new at packing cats. But I’m good at wrapping dogs for Christmas gifts so I could just wrap cats in brown paper and stick the stamps on that

My mum keeps threatening to send me a boyfriend but I hope that gets lost in the mail.

Cats in boxes in the only post I’m interested in

Cats are far less maintenance and they don’t leave the loo seat up. You should explain these vital facts to your mum so she gets it and mails you cats too

That is a very good point.

Anyone want to exchange their cat for Ash?"

Will he shit in the flower beds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In other news I'm a radio star!

Watch out for Video!

That’s a killer "

Lorna's phone call might be on YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again Jim. I’m outside looking for cats to mail to Hampshire

This is appreciated

I have one you can borrow

Thank you, thank you.

If you can all send your cats to me I’ll guarantee them a good forever home

Technically it's not my cat, is that a problem?

It’s never stopped me

In that case she's on her way.

oh yay

They’re a bastard to stick the postage stamps on. They keep licking them off

you put them in a box. What type of amateur doesn’t sufficiently pack a cat?

That’s where Schrödinger’s cat came from. He put it in a box to post to it’s forever home

Sorry, I’m new at packing cats. But I’m good at wrapping dogs for Christmas gifts so I could just wrap cats in brown paper and stick the stamps on that

My mum keeps threatening to send me a boyfriend but I hope that gets lost in the mail.

Cats in boxes in the only post I’m interested in

Cats are far less maintenance and they don’t leave the loo seat up. You should explain these vital facts to your mum so she gets it and mails you cats too

That is a very good point.

Anyone want to exchange their cat for Ash?

Will he shit in the flower beds?"
possibly but he will big it over, he's house trained.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm watching, goodfellas on itv 4 , love this film x "

A classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In other news I'm a radio star!

Watch out for Video!

That’s a killer

Lorna's phone call might be on YouTube."

Is it?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted

Are you self employed?

No jim. Its my circumstances. Im isolating back in with my parents as they are both on critical list. So im stuck in for next nine weeks. Not set out of front door for 3 weeks.

Can your parents help you financially?"

I'm alright for a roof over me head and food like. Can't spend money right now anyway really with being stuck in. I'll have to just msnage on a bit of savings I've got

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

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I’m just having a whiskey in garden whilst lurking in the shadows perving and judging people as you do

Hope every one is doing good this morning

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over a year ago


"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted

Are you self employed?

No jim. Its my circumstances. Im isolating back in with my parents as they are both on critical list. So im stuck in for next nine weeks. Not set out of front door for 3 weeks.

Can your parents help you financially?

I'm alright for a roof over me head and food like. Can't spend money right now anyway really with being stuck in. I'll have to just msnage on a bit of savings I've got "

Can they not furlough you?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"I'm watching, goodfellas on itv 4 , love this film x "

Gimmme my fuckin money .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In other news I'm a radio star!

Watch out for Video!

That’s a killer

Lorna's phone call might be on YouTube.

Is it?"

Have you look at Iain Lee's YouTube page. You might see him talking to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In other news I'm a radio star!

Watch out for Video!

That’s a killer

Lorna's phone call might be on YouTube.

Is it?

Have you look at Iain Lee's YouTube page. You might see him talking to you!"

Ohhh that's a good idea. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just having a whiskey in garden whilst lurking in the shadows perving and judging people as you do

Hope every one is doing good this morning "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, James. Are you shitting in the flowerbed?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. Happy Thursday! Smileyface

9 weeks unpaid leave as from today. Im gutted

Are you self employed?

No jim. Its my circumstances. Im isolating back in with my parents as they are both on critical list. So im stuck in for next nine weeks. Not set out of front door for 3 weeks.

Can your parents help you financially?

I'm alright for a roof over me head and food like. Can't spend money right now anyway really with being stuck in. I'll have to just msnage on a bit of savings I've got

Can they not furlough you?"

They are still working. I'm not behind a bar since Christmas. Been cleaning in a school. They've still got us in cleaning the school even though theres not 1 kid there. I can't afford for my mother to catch anything.

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