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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have been sent to prison for a very very long time. You are allowed to bring 2 personal items with you, 1 of which is an mp3 player on which you can have any 5 songs. What songs would you choose? Remember, you're in the clink surrounded by some dodgy folk who might not look favourably on you if they hear Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl sounding from your headphones so choose wisely.

Bonus track 1 - what's your second personal item?

Bonus track 2 - give me a whopper of a reason why you've been banged up.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Waltzing Matilda?

... I'll see myself out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waltzing Matilda?

... I'll see myself out."

You dont need to, your cell mate will take you out and save you the trouble

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak

Obviously

Good call

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Can’t forget Jailhouse Rock too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t forget Jailhouse Rock too

They're easy when you think about it

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash"

My first pick and very good hey

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Rusty Cage - Soundgarden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

N trance set you free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rusty Cage - Soundgarden"

I have to admit and am surprised that I can't say I've heard that one before. After a quick play of the intro and I think that track would certainly help your prison rep. Good shout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"N trance set you free "

Lol think that might wind people up, probably wind yourself up with it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Pretenders - Back On The Chain Gang

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The Offspring - When You're In Prison.

Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.

Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm

that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.

Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm

that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol

But he asked me to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.

Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm

that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol

But he asked me to do it

Haha did he report you after? Think maybe you were duped lol if it was a concerned neighbour or summit reported you then, as much as I like the odd punch in the balls, I draw the line at being driven over

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.

Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm

that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol

But he asked me to do it

I've got it in writing and everything. He even chose the deep tyre tread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Offspring - When You're In Prison.

Bonus track 2 - I got banged up for running over Mr M's plums in my wheelchair. Done for ABH - actual ball harm

that's a life sentence, infact if you did that to me I'd want you hanged lol

But he asked me to do it

I've got it in writing and everything. He even chose the deep tyre tread

he's a braver man than me! I imagine his testicles looked similar to the new Fab emoji for a while after too

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Free Nelson Mandela - Specials

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Free Nelson Mandela - Specials"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI

I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you

That's a first track. I will think of some more..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI

I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you

That's a first track. I will think of some more.."

definitely

I look forward to your other picks

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Rusty Cage - Soundgarden

I have to admit and am surprised that I can't say I've heard that one before. After a quick play of the intro and I think that track would certainly help your prison rep. Good shout

If you liked that you'll

this. Great for bench pressing to in the exercise yard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O14N7PQAsM

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The McVicar soundtrack by the Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen- I want to break free.

I've got this game right, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rusty Cage - Soundgarden

I have to admit and am surprised that I can't say I've heard that one before. After a quick play of the intro and I think that track would certainly help your prison rep. Good shout

If you liked that you'll

this. Great for bench pressing to in the exercise yard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O14N7PQAsM"

That is such a cool sounding song considering it's about a guy that plays the spoons lol

that, good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI

I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you

That's a first track. I will think of some more..

definitely

I look forward to your other picks

Crowded House - Dont dream it's over

https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20

Aretha Franklin- Think (Freedom)

https://youtu.be/6mSn4-szhus

Aerosmith - Dream On

https://youtu.be/sZfZ8uWaOFI

John Mayer - Vultures

https://youtu.be/1gqk6fIZwMI

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Here we go round the Mulberry Bush

First sung at Wakefield prison

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Queen- I want to break free.

I've got this game right, yeah? "

Even though it's a great track, I think you might end up "biting the dust" ass up considering Freddie's sexual persuasion lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The McVicar soundtrack by the Who"

Anything Who can go on your mp3 for dam sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI

I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you

That's a first track. I will think of some more..

definitely

I look forward to your other picks

Crowded House - Dont dream it's over

https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20

Aretha Franklin- Think (Freedom)

https://youtu.be/6mSn4-szhus

Aerosmith - Dream On

https://youtu.be/sZfZ8uWaOFI

John Mayer - Vultures

https://youtu.be/1gqk6fIZwMI

Vultures

As much as I like your list and they would be find maybe in a ladies prison, there are too many high voices at times in there and I would fear for my backside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here we go round the Mulberry Bush

First sung at Wakefield prison"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI

I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you

That's a first track. I will think of some more..

definitely

I look forward to your other picks

Crowded House - Dont dream it's over

https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20

Aretha Franklin- Think (Freedom)

https://youtu.be/6mSn4-szhus

Aerosmith - Dream On

https://youtu.be/sZfZ8uWaOFI

John Mayer - Vultures

https://youtu.be/1gqk6fIZwMI

Vultures

As much as I like your list and they would be find maybe in a ladies prison, there are too many high voices at times in there and I would fear for my backside

John Mayer concert sometime next year would be a dream come true. If I get an early release

I suppose it's my subconscious mind trying the high pitch tones to break free. Stand out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI

I wont reveal what is it. Hope curiosity gets the better of you

That's a first track. I will think of some more..

definitely

I look forward to your other picks

Crowded House - Dont dream it's over

https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20

Aretha Franklin- Think (Freedom)

https://youtu.be/6mSn4-szhus

Aerosmith - Dream On

https://youtu.be/sZfZ8uWaOFI

John Mayer - Vultures

https://youtu.be/1gqk6fIZwMI

Vultures

As much as I like your list and they would be find maybe in a ladies prison, there are too many high voices at times in there and I would fear for my backside

John Mayer concert sometime next year would be a dream come true. If I get an early release

I suppose it's my subconscious mind trying the high pitch tones to break free. Stand out.

You can't stand out too much in prison though

That concert would be great I'm sure

I'm beat here, I think it was a bad idea to start a thread so late lol

Nite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mansun- Wide open space

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Do they have to be songs? I'd like:

Brahms's 2nd symphony

Tchaikovsky's violin concerto.

How blue can you get - BB King

True Confessions - Chroma

Jack Straw - Bruce Hornsby and The Range

There's only singing in two of them but hopefully that's OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rihanna - S&M, chains and whips definitely excite me, which would probably involve handcuffs, so a sexy version of being locked up

https://youtu.be/KdS6HFQ_LUc

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By *hillAndLannyCouple
over a year ago

Dublin8

There is a guy who johny cash made famous by playing his song on his gig in folsom prison. His name is Glenn Shirley and he had a few good prison songs. Wardens bouquet, grey stone Chapel, my last day etc.

And johny has quite a few for that mood. I did happen to spend 5 yrs in prison and there were no mp3s unfortunately, did have a dvd player later on tho. But if I did have a mp3 player there I'd just make sure to include lots of different music cause stuff gets really boring really fast. We listened to Tupac, dmx and ice cube wich is kinda funny since it was in Eastern urope and the building was 19th century and there was 0 black people out of 3000 prisoners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby lock them doors- josh turner

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Talking heads. Psycho Killer.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The lunatics have taken over the asylum

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