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How do u make lady gaga cry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Poke her face, forgive me my kids told me and it cracked me up

How do u get pikaChu on a train?

Poke him on

Hahahahaa

Seriously I apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i cant wait for all these jokes to come. Its my little ones first full day at nursery tomorrow and its just a sign that she's growing up way too fast

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

It took me a while to realise gaga is singing about oral sex. She is not singing about a poker face she is singing about poking her face. It's a bit much when you think about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It took me a while to realise gaga is singing about oral sex. She is not singing about a poker face she is singing about poking her face. It's a bit much when you think about it. "

Oh I love a bit of face poking, and is she really? I didnt know that.......... Goes of to listen again whilst thinking of bjs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh i cant wait for all these jokes to come. Its my little ones first full day at nursery tomorrow and its just a sign that she's growing up way too fast "

Aww bless, bet u will cry xx I know I did

They grow up so fast and I know everyone says that but it's so true

My eldest has almost finished 1st yr comp and I can't believe he's that old, he's still my baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i cant wait for all these jokes to come. Its my little ones first full day at nursery tomorrow and its just a sign that she's growing up way too fast

Aww bless, bet u will cry xx I know I did

They grow up so fast and I know everyone says that but it's so true

My eldest has almost finished 1st yr comp and I can't believe he's that old, he's still my baby "

Mine make me cry every time they hold out their hands and say Dad I need......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh i cant wait for all these jokes to come. Its my little ones first full day at nursery tomorrow and its just a sign that she's growing up way too fast

Aww bless, bet u will cry xx I know I did

They grow up so fast and I know everyone says that but it's so true

My eldest has almost finished 1st yr comp and I can't believe he's that old, he's still my baby

Mine make me cry every time they hold out their hands and say Dad I need...... "

Just lost my drink over phone haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i cant wait for all these jokes to come. Its my little ones first full day at nursery tomorrow and its just a sign that she's growing up way too fast

Aww bless, bet u will cry xx I know I did

They grow up so fast and I know everyone says that but it's so true

My eldest has almost finished 1st yr comp and I can't believe he's that old, he's still my baby

Mine make me cry every time they hold out their hands and say Dad I need...... "

haha PP .. that day will come for me soon im sure. But ive lots planned tomorrow to keep me from thinking about her every second. What made it worse was on her trial days where she'd only go for an hour was that she was fine and didnt ask for me once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh i cant wait for all these jokes to come. Its my little ones first full day at nursery tomorrow and its just a sign that she's growing up way too fast

Aww bless, bet u will cry xx I know I did

They grow up so fast and I know everyone says that but it's so true

My eldest has almost finished 1st yr comp and I can't believe he's that old, he's still my baby

Mine make me cry every time they hold out their hands and say Dad I need......

haha PP .. that day will come for me soon im sure. But ive lots planned tomorrow to keep me from thinking about her every second. What made it worse was on her trial days where she'd only go for an hour was that she was fine and didnt ask for me once "

She's growing up now, she's off to explore new things and she'll love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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She's growing up now, she's off to explore new things and she'll love it "

far too quickly,, where the heck is funky and his time machine dammit.. i need a pause button on time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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She's growing up now, she's off to explore new things and she'll love it

far too quickly,, where the heck is funky and his time machine dammit.. i need a pause button on time "

I wanna rewind, I want my babies back just not the sleepless nights, they were awful, though learning to lie down and breast feed was da bomb baby

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"oh i cant wait for all these jokes to come. Its my little ones first full day at nursery tomorrow and its just a sign that she's growing up way too fast

Aww bless, bet u will cry xx I know I did

They grow up so fast and I know everyone says that but it's so true

My eldest has almost finished 1st yr comp and I can't believe he's that old, he's still my baby

Mine make me cry every time they hold out their hands and say Dad I need...... "

Mine are in their twenties - when they hold out their hands...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i'll start saving for her future now then lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well my darling son has come over to pay me a surprise visit with the new girlfriend, so ive packed him off to my mothers for an hour lol.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It took me a while to realise gaga is singing about oral sex. She is not singing about a poker face she is singing about poking her face. It's a bit much when you think about it. "

No she isn't ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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No she isn't ...... "

not sure she is either...

but we do think the Flo Rida track; Whistle is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a couple of tickets to see Gaga in Manchester this year...It was supposed to be a surprise birthday present for wifey, but she opened the post as "It looked official"...

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"I bought a couple of tickets to see Gaga in Manchester this year...It was supposed to be a surprise birthday present for wifey, but she opened the post as "It looked official"..."

isnt it a criminal offence to open post addressed to a.n.other person, even living at same address?

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham


" but we do think the Flo Rida track; Whistle is "

Most definitely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I listened again with a friend and yes she's singing about sex and how she's going to use him and then leave, leading him on with her poker face and her muffin, when u listen with ur brain switched to sex it's very obvious what she is singing about

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