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The buttercup experiment x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you were little, how many of you did the buttercup experiment, to see if you liked butter? I definitely did, but here’s the sad part, apparently my sister liked butter, but she doesn’t! It wasn’t scientifically accurate

What other old wives tales can you remember doing, that proved accurate, or false, for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pencils under the bust. Forget whether I passed or failed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pencils under the bust. Forget whether I passed or failed"

No point with mine tbh, but I remember that one too x Do you think there’ll be women trying this again now? Haha- if there are, results please! x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Eating crusts will make your hair grow curly and carrots will make you see in the dark.

I'm a straight haired speccy four eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating crusts will make your hair grow curly and carrots will make you see in the dark.

I'm a straight haired speccy four eyes "

I never ate/eat crusts and have curly hair, and I’ve never been able to see in the dark even though I love carrots.

I think that many of these old wives tales should have been taken to task under the trades description act. We’ve been conned for years! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting too close to the tv would make your eyes go square

If you poked your tongue out and the wind changed you’d stay that way

If you lied your tongue would turn black but only your mum could see it

Christ, no wonder I need therapy

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"When you were little, how many of you did the buttercup experiment, to see if you liked butter? I definitely did, but here’s the sad part, apparently my sister liked butter, but she doesn’t! It wasn’t scientifically accurate

What other old wives tales can you remember doing, that proved accurate, or false, for you?

Something about if you pick a dandelion you will wee the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touching dandelions would make you wet the bed.

We even called them peethebeds.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Touching dandelions would make you wet the bed.

We even called them peethebeds. "

Yes! I forgot that!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

If you swallowed the pips in fruit a tree would grow inside you

So far no branches have sprouted out of my nostrils and ears as a result of doing so...only hairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Touching dandelions would make you wet the bed.

We even called them peethebeds. "

I was gonna a say this! Haja

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I remember all of these, the simple things that envoke memories and smiles

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If you swallowed the pips in fruit a tree would grow inside you

So far no branches have sprouted out of my nostrils and ears as a result of doing so...only hairs "

That’s the tree roots

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Stop pulling that face or else the wind will turn and you’ll stay like that forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If the wind changes your face will stay like that” normally said to be when I was a stroppy teenager.

Well, the wing changed and I ain’t stroppy faced now, so must have been a load of old shite

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If you swallowed the pips in fruit a tree would grow inside you

So far no branches have sprouted out of my nostrils and ears as a result of doing so...only hairs

That’s the tree roots "

Oh gawd...anyone know any good tree surgeons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh these are from an almost forgotten time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pee in a swimming pool it'll turn red.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Eating crusts will make your hair grow curly and carrots will make you see in the dark.

I'm a straight haired speccy four eyes "

Which reminds me of another

Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses...

...I'm personally quite partial to bespectacled ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you swallowed the pips in fruit a tree would grow inside you

So far no branches have sprouted out of my nostrils and ears as a result of doing so...only hairs "

I am groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember the last time I saw a buttercup. Next time I see the kids I'm going to do this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mum used to tell my little brother that his “winky would fall off” if he kept touching it.

So let this be a warning to all the wankers out there- not only will you go blind, but it will fall off!! xx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"My mum used to tell my little brother that his “winky would fall off” if he kept touching it.

So let this be a warning to all the wankers out there- not only will you go blind, but it will fall off!! xx"

Don't forget the hairs in the palms of our hands too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum used to tell my little brother that his “winky would fall off” if he kept touching it.

So let this be a warning to all the wankers out there- not only will you go blind, but it will fall off!! xx

Don't forget the hairs in the palms of our hands too!! "

Forgot that one!! So if you see a blind man, with hairy palms and his penis has fallen off, you know why!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cows lie down when it’s going to rain. Used to confuse me if there were some still standing, like they were indecisive xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you swallowed the pips in fruit a tree would grow inside you

So far no branches have sprouted out of my nostrils and ears as a result of doing so...only hairs

I am groot "

True story: Someone once grew a seed inside their lung!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050&ved=2ahUKEwjDk--oi9DoAhXnWxUIHcnbBUkQFjAbegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw0V8-kZyvmfr-fvH6S2ktiG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lie, your eyes change colour.

Potatoes will grow in your ears if you don't wash behind them.

Ice cream vans play music to tell you they've run out of ice cream.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Cows lie down when it’s going to rain. Used to confuse me if there were some still standing, like they were indecisive xx"

We still use the cows as a marker for rain. Done still standing means it’s changeable... it could look like rain but not rain haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you were little, how many of you did the buttercup experiment, to see if you liked butter? I definitely did, but here’s the sad part, apparently my sister liked butter, but she doesn’t! It wasn’t scientifically accurate

What other old wives tales can you remember doing, that proved accurate, or false, for you?

"
opening an umbrella on the kitchen table supposed to be very unlucky but my dad left his Rolex watch on table and bathroom which was directly above had a massive leak but watch survived

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"When you were little, how many of you did the buttercup experiment, to see if you liked butter? I definitely did, but here’s the sad part, apparently my sister liked butter, but she doesn’t! It wasn’t scientifically accurate

What other old wives tales can you remember doing, that proved accurate, or false, for you?

opening an umbrella on the kitchen table supposed to be very unlucky but my dad left his Rolex watch on table and bathroom which was directly above had a massive leak but watch survived "

Opening an umbrella indoors or putting new shoes on the table was bad luck in our house... it got extended to nothing new on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you were little, how many of you did the buttercup experiment, to see if you liked butter? I definitely did, but here’s the sad part, apparently my sister liked butter, but she doesn’t! It wasn’t scientifically accurate

What other old wives tales can you remember doing, that proved accurate, or false, for you?

opening an umbrella on the kitchen table supposed to be very unlucky but my dad left his Rolex watch on table and bathroom which was directly above had a massive leak but watch survived

Opening an umbrella indoors or putting new shoes on the table was bad luck in our house... it got extended to nothing new on the table "
yes but if you think about watch survived but bathroom ceiling and leak had to be repaired so it was like a good cop bad cop situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give me a little devine intervention......... we all need....... lurve ur urve

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

To much wanking will make you go blind. Ha ha I do use reading glasses now so maybe lol.

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