Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My earphones have been in my handbag for about a month and now they're all tangled up and I need someone patient to untangle the mess. Please help "No takes to long | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just being there helps "Im here xx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My earphones have been in my handbag for about a month and now they're all tangled up and I need someone patient to untangle the mess. Please help
No takes to long"That's what I thought. Maybe if they stay there another month they will untangle. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My earphones have been in my handbag for about a month and now they're all tangled up and I need someone patient to untangle the mess. Please help "I remember once pulling earphones out my bag and them not being tangled up one bit. Felt like I’d won the World Cup or Olympic gold haha | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My earphones have been in my handbag for about a month and now they're all tangled up and I need someone patient to untangle the mess. Please help "Send them my way... I am great at untangling. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My earphones have been in my handbag for about a month and now they're all tangled up and I need someone patient to untangle the mess. Please help "Chuck em this way I'll sort them | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My earphones have been in my handbag for about a month and now they're all tangled up and I need someone patient to untangle the mess. Please help
No takes to long
That's what I thought. Maybe if they stay there another month they will untangle."Yep x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Carry on being fantastically you x"  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My earphones have been in my handbag for about a month and now they're all tangled up and I need someone patient to untangle the mess. Please help "Cut the cables with scissors the you'l have wireless ones  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Stand on my plumbs in high heels please "Filth | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need a cuddle but nobody is here" I know it's hard at the moment Hugs xxx.xx X | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need a cuddle but nobody is here" Stand by your door frame and gently close the door on yourself to get a nice door cuddle . Sorry that's the best we can offer | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Stand on my plumbs in high heels please
Filth" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My shoulders are killing me so a massage would do wonders right now" Well how can I do that | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need a great big cock! Can you organise this please?!!! "Jesus that counts me out then  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"4 down 7 letters the clue is always keep them shinyw" Balls | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I need a great big cock! Can you organise this please?!!! "I'll try | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"4 down 7 letters the clue is always keep them shinyw Balls" Close... 7 letters | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You bring a smile to my face just being you x" Thankyou xx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just being there helps
Im here xx"Squeeze you  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"4 down 7 letters the clue is always keep them shinyw Balls Close... 7 letters " Same thing | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Stand on my plumbs in high heels please
Filth
"Are they blue? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just being there helps
Im here xx
Squeeze you " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Could do with someone passing me the towel  "Towel towel don't be lazy get it yourself  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"4 down 7 letters the clue is always keep them shinyw Balls Close... 7 letters Same thing" Yea but it wont help with 8 across  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"4 down 7 letters the clue is always keep them shinyw Balls Close... 7 letters Same thing Yea but it wont help with 8 across "Tell me | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Could do with someone passing me the towel "Passes the smallest towel Oops its actually a flannel  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Suppose a veri tick is out the question would like to upload a video be very appreciative if you granted my wish x" Please do | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Could do with someone passing me the towel
Towel towel don't be lazy get it yourself
"*sulks* | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Could do with someone passing me the towel
Towel towel don't be lazy get it yourself
*sulks*"Oh OK here x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Could do with someone passing me the towel
Towel towel don't be lazy get it yourself
*sulks*
Oh OK here x"Thank you x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Could do with someone passing me the towel
Towel towel don't be lazy get it yourself
*sulks*
Oh OK here x
Thank you x" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Suppose a veri tick is out the question would like to upload a video be very appreciative if you granted my wish x Please do" In what way ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Suppose a veri tick is out the question would like to upload a video be very appreciative if you granted my wish x Please do In what way ?" Yes | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"200ft garden needs maintenance. Single mum. NHS worker... " No good with garden's I prefer tools  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'd really like something sweet and satisfying. Like a rich gooey brownie or something. Can you help with that? " Next month | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A nice head massage "Next year x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How can I help you?" Thanks for the offer however I'm totally self sufficient 
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Find me the perfect man. I think you’d do a great job " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you? "Yes I am how may I help you | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you?
Yes I am how may I help you
"Well, you can’t do crosswords, gardens, pass towels, give massages or cook brownies. It’s like a very loose offer | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you?
Yes I am how may I help you
Well, you can’t do crosswords, gardens, pass towels, give massages or cook brownies. It’s like a very loose offer "I can do everything my dear. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you?
Yes I am how may I help you
Well, you can’t do crosswords, gardens, pass towels, give massages or cook brownies. It’s like a very loose offer
I can do everything my dear."Except anything anyone has asked for this far? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you?
Yes I am how may I help you
Well, you can’t do crosswords, gardens, pass towels, give massages or cook brownies. It’s like a very loose offer
I can do everything my dear.
Except anything anyone has asked for this far? "Due to Isolation | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you?
Yes I am how may I help you
Well, you can’t do crosswords, gardens, pass towels, give massages or cook brownies. It’s like a very loose offer
I can do everything my dear.
Except anything anyone has asked for this far? "I was offering support | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you?
Yes I am how may I help you
Well, you can’t do crosswords, gardens, pass towels, give massages or cook brownies. It’s like a very loose offer
I can do everything my dear.
Except anything anyone has asked for this far?
Due to Isolation
"I think everyone is having fun though. The type of fun where you play along with it maybe rather than taking it quite as literally? Glad you’re there to help though. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you?
Yes I am how may I help you
Well, you can’t do crosswords, gardens, pass towels, give massages or cook brownies. It’s like a very loose offer
I can do everything my dear.
Except anything anyone has asked for this far?
Due to Isolation
I think everyone is having fun though. The type of fun where you play along with it maybe rather than taking it quite as literally?
Glad you’re there to help though. " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As much as you’re offering help, you’re not much use, are you?
Yes I am how may I help you
Well, you can’t do crosswords, gardens, pass towels, give massages or cook brownies. It’s like a very loose offer
I can do everything my dear.
Except anything anyone has asked for this far?
Due to Isolation
I think everyone is having fun though. The type of fun where you play along with it maybe rather than taking it quite as literally?
Glad you’re there to help though. "Literally like I said Isolation unless you buy me my own Private jet then I'd happily oblige I was just lifting morale. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Why do I like trans girls so much? Always so gorgeous and sexy, drives me wild, want to bone them all. XXXX "All? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Why do I like trans girls so much? Always so gorgeous and sexy, drives me wild, want to bone them all. XXXX
All?"Nope. Only a very few | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Why do I like trans girls so much? Always so gorgeous and sexy, drives me wild, want to bone them all. XXXX
All?
Nope. Only a very few " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
