FabSwingers.com forum: TV and Film Quotes

By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

As the title suggests! Many of us are watching a lot more on the box than we usually would, so tell me your favourite quotes, it may inspire me for what to watch next!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched Troy yesterday and the line "Its too early in the day for killing princes" stuck with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.

Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.

Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/04/20 22:09:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paradise PD, a character describing his trip to the bathroom - "It looks like Gary Coleman joined ISIS then crawled up my butt and blew himself up"

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.

Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.

Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc

My favourite pulp fiction quote is

"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.

Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.

Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc

My favourite pulp fiction quote is

"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."

Hell yeah..love that!!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

'If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game show host'

Heathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.

Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.

Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc

My favourite pulp fiction quote is

"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."

Hey so have you ever sorted out the true order of scenes?

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Paradise PD, a character describing his trip to the bathroom - "It looks like Gary Coleman joined ISIS then crawled up my butt and blew himself up"

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"[Removed by poster at 04/04/20 22:09:19]"

Oi, repost that!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hello gorgeous

Barbara Streisand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"There is another"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey man, you're bleeding

I ain't got time to bleed

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

exsqueeze me, a baking powder?

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

This man I can follow !!

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.

Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.

Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc

My favourite pulp fiction quote is

"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."

Hey so have you ever sorted out the true order of scenes?"

I have seen this online!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Life’s a bitch and her stripper name is karma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck is the internet?" - jay and silent Bob strike back, Jason mews 2001

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

You watch too much tv

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.

Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.

Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc

My favourite pulp fiction quote is

"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."

Hey so have you ever sorted out the true order of scenes?

I have seen this online! "

I'ce got a " Bad mother fucker" wallet and it comes with the quote in it, so cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!

This man I can follow !! "

I've been determined to get this tattooed on me at some stage. 2 of my favourite films are predator and pulp fiction. I already have some predator tattoos, so the pulp fiction one has to come at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Samuel L Jackson..pulp fiction when he quotes from bible..too long to write.

Dirty Harry..know what you re thinking punk.

Dusk to dawn...we got hairy pussy yellow pussy etc

My favourite pulp fiction quote is

"The night of the fight, you might feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride."

Hey so have you ever sorted out the true order of scenes?

I have seen this online!

I'ce got a " Bad mother fucker" wallet and it comes with the quote in it, so cool

I've got the wallet too but have it in black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm loving the Pulp Fiction love, it's one of my favourite films. I do love Tarantino

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

It's 10:25. And I've got nothing left to lose. When you've been betrayed by a friend, you hit back.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Rodney, you plonker!

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I'm loving the Pulp Fiction love, it's one of my favourite films. I do love Tarantino

It's my fav film.

I've got "the" Jules and Vincent picture on the wall of my dining Room, it's huge! But so cool

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

I love it when a plan comes together the A team

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

“Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.”

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I have a neck like a vagina- goldmember

And a lot more Austin powers quotes

Leave her alone you bitch - Aliens

Hasta la vista baby

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

“That's what I do. I drink, and I know things”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the antiquity of the selfish and Tierney of evil men

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know I am the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

You know I dont reckon anyone but Samuel.L. could do that

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"“Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.”"

Science, bitch!

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Get some rest Pam, you look tired

A favourite of mine. Guess the film

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

I like a bit of Kevin Smith too, Dogma is my favourite.

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

I like a bit of Kevin Smith too, Dogma is my favourite. "

Me and my mate went to a midnight premier of jay and silent Bob reboot, such a fun night

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

Class quote what a film

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Get some rest Pam, you look tired

A favourite of mine. Guess the film"

I know it's a Bourne, but I'm not sure which one. They're worth a rewatch though

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

get to the chopper !!!!

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Get some rest Pam, you look tired

A favourite of mine. Guess the film

I know it's a Bourne, but I'm not sure which one. They're worth a rewatch though

Well done haha. Definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some rest Pam, you look tired

A favourite of mine. Guess the film

I know it's a Bourne, but I'm not sure which one. They're worth a rewatch though

Well done haha. Definitely. "

Is Pam Landy in all 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some rest Pam, you look tired

A favourite of mine. Guess the film"

The Bourne Supremacy.

Love that quadrilogy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t count the Aaron Cross/Jeremy Renner one.

Not Damon, not a ‘Bourne’.

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I don’t count the Aaron Cross/Jeremy Renner one.

Not Damon, not a ‘Bourne’."

Me neither. Was dreadful

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""There is another""

Ha! Literally just watched that film. Return of the Jedi tomorrow

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

Yessss I love this film! And he improvised a lot of his lines.

"hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"As the title suggests! Many of us are watching a lot more on the box than we usually would, so tell me your favourite quotes, it may inspire me for what to watch next! "

Drink!... Feck!... Arse!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Cop .. can you please step out of the car

Chong .. I'm too st*ned, you get in

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

'I've got a bad feeling about this'. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I got this”

Opie, sons of anarchy

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station...

I believe in God, but the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station...

Zed:

Bring out the Gimp.

Maynard:

But the Gimp's sleeping.

Zed:

Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we have a here is a failure to communicate communicate

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Cop .. can you please step out of the car

Chong .. I'm too st*ned, you get in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People make mistakes. That’s why they put rubbers at the end of pencils.” – Fleabag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station...

Zed:

Bring out the Gimp.

Maynard:

But the Gimp's sleeping.

Zed:

Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?"

I like the scene when Bruce Willis breaks free and almost leaves the shop but decides against it and goes through various weapons before deciding on the samurai sword!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The dude abides - The Big Lebowski

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist..usual suspects

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The dude abides - The Big Lebowski "

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody steps on a church in my town

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

Yessss I love this film! And he improvised a lot of his lines.

"hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister" "

He was originally bought in as a consultant to train the actor that was going to play the part how to act like a drill instructor - but was so natural at it they cast him

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"The dude abides - The Big Lebowski

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me"

Love that movie too!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

My wife used to fart when she was nervous. ... She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I'd share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some rest Pam, you look tired

A favourite of mine. Guess the film"

Bourne, either 2 or 3. He says it in both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Men and women can’t be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.’

When Harry met Sally

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

You know why..it was outta respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill Bill , when she has killed all the ninjas and then the room fills up with hundreds more ,

May ling asks . " Did you really think it was going to be that easy "

" For a moment there , yes i did "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Get some rest Pam, you look tired

A favourite of mine. Guess the film"

He actually says it in 2 of the Bourne films.

Bourne Supremacy (I think)

And

Jason Bourne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife used to fart when she was nervous. ... She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I'd share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up."

Good Will Hunting...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine "

My favourite.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"My wife used to fart when she was nervous. ... She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I'd share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up.

Good Will Hunting...

Spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just farted and a little shit came out

there's something about mary

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

Ayr

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

47 Ronin:

Shogun Tsunayoshi: For the crime of disobedience, you should all be executed as common criminals, but you and your men follow the old ways of Bushido, to honor your lord and avenge treachery. I see only samurai before me.

Mika:

My father taught me this world was only a preparation for the next, that all we can ask is that we leave it having loved and being loved.

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By *enie MeenieMan
over a year ago

Crawley Down

If the milk turns out to be sour I aint the kinda pussy to drink it.

Lock stock

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My favourite is the 3 minute opening monologue from “Dom Hemingway”

“Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken.

My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

If my cock could win a medal, it would.

If they could name a school after it, it should. If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.

My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.

Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava… BSugar and spice and all things…”

https://youtu.be/ulcomXfMYmA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine

My favourite.

My favorite as well! Here’s looking at you kid...

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Nobody move I've lost my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I do believe the little lady cares”. Dialog between Nick and Nora in “The Thin Man Returns”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned"

Color of Money

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine

My favourite.

My favorite as well! Here’s looking at you kid..."

You played it for her, you can play it for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

“You don’t have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”

Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - Have and Have Not

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"“You don’t have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”

Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - Have and Have Not"

Ya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine

My favourite.

My favorite as well! Here’s looking at you kid...

You played it for her, you can play it for me...."

“Play it”. (Not the popular misconception that he said “Play it Again Sam”)

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"“You don’t have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”

Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - Have and Have Not

Ya x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You don’t have to say anything. ... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and ... blow.”

Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart - Have and Have Not"

Yes! Another favorite of mine! Great to be reminded of it!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine

My favourite.

My favorite as well! Here’s looking at you kid...

You played it for her, you can play it for me....

“Play it”. (Not the popular misconception that he said “Play it Again Sam”)"

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"My favourite is the 3 minute opening monologue from “Dom Hemingway”

“Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken.

My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

If my cock could win a medal, it would.

My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.

Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava… BSugar and spice and all things…”

https://youtu.be/ulcomXfMYmA"

You should make that your profile text

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"You can't take that horse in the lift"

"I have to the stairs will kill him"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no!

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no! "

That's my new copy/paste reply

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

From the dawn of time we came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no!

That's my new copy/paste reply

Can’t beat a bit of Captain Barbosa.

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

"Where are the white women at?"

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

""Excuse me while I whip this out..."

"Where are the white women at?"

"It's just a man and a horse being hanged"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.

You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.

But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.

You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.

Hence, "Like a Virgin."

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.

You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.

But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.

You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.

Hence, "Like a Virgin.""

I'm talking morning day night afternoon,

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

""Excuse me while I whip this out..."

"Where are the white women at?"

"It's just a man and a horse being hanged""

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

"It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.

You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.

But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.

You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is once like to be a virgin.

Hence, "Like a Virgin."

I'm talking morning day night afternoon,

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's twelve inches and white?

Nothing!

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

Run to the light!

We need a bigger boat!

You make me miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy that for a dollar.

....but what I do have are a particular set of skills...

Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is maximus gladiois o hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If it bleeds, we can kill it”

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. Now run you cur, and tell the other currs the laws coming. You tell them I coming and hells coming with me. You hear hells coming with me..

Del

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frost

Sometimes it makes the blade stick

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

And from the best TV cop show..

Get yer trousers on, your nicked..

Del

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey rent boy

You bring me down a fucking smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book him, Danno...

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Well hello mr fancy pants .... I got news for you . You ain't leading but 2 things right now ... jack and shit.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Got recycling seats this car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" hey .let's be careful out there "...Hill street blues .

" Everyman dies not everyman really lives " BRAVEHEART

" The time for Honouring yourself will soon be at an end " GLADIATOR

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Got recycling seats this car"
ffs reclining seats

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Is your social worker in that horse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to go see about a girl.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true: if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president. Xx

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Choose life from T2

"Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life."

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

"The royal penis is clean"

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

""The royal penis is clean"

Bark like a dog !! X

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

""The royal penis is clean"

Bark like a dog !! X "

A big dog!

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

He’s not the messiah he’s a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no eating here tonight there’s no eating here tonight your an a diet diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on the leader"

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Blade runner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We only continue to live so long as the last person remembers us."

"Power attracts the worst and corrupts the best and is only given to those prepared to lower themselves enough to want to pick it up."

" In times of universal deceit telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

" No one is left out of the loop." " We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions." ..A world Where greed is our god and wisdom is a sin, where divison is key and unity is fantasy." .." Where the ego driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather then the intelligence of the heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aliens ..male marine says to female marine …" Hey Vazquez do you ever get mistaken for a man." Female marine responds with " NO do you ? "

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By *itonmyfacebookMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"bring me the finest wines known to humanity"

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

It's an old film about geeks.

And the builley (jock American term) says to the geek.

"I eat shits like you for breakfast"

And the geek replys.

'you eat shit for breakfast"?

Makes me laugh every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

""There is another"

Ha! Literally just watched that film. Return of the Jedi tomorrow"

Currently watching them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One which resonated with me recently was when I was watched Star Trek: Picard & he said...

"Fear is an incompetent teacher".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Hey fuck you’

From that one film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the John Wick films so it has to be ‘People keep asking if I’m back. yeah, I think I’m back’. Might not be word perfect but so apt

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum".

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By *ichmond GentMan
over a year ago

Richmond Upon Thames

I live alone

I train alone

I just want to be alone

Get out my face chump

Mr T Rocky 3

I Love the smell od napalm in the morning.

Col Kilgore Apocolypse Now

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"A Sherman can give you a very nice.....edge"

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By *SAchick OP Woman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

""A Sherman can give you a very nice.....edge""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“.... Facts could be so misleading, whereas rumours, true or false, are often revealing”.

Col. Hand Landa

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

"Paradise PD, a character describing his trip to the bathroom - "It looks like Gary Coleman joined ISIS then crawled up my butt and blew himself up"

Gotta love Paradise PD! Hobson is one awesome old dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the John Wick films so it has to be ‘People keep asking if I’m back. yeah, I think I’m back’. Might not be word perfect but so apt

You favour a little gunplay?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want the truth?...You can't handle the truth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medication time..............it's medication time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power rangers gooooooo

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

I asked if you knew where San Quentin is, and you do, don't you asshole? - Dirty Harry, Magnum Force

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

Everybody's dead Dave,!

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

"Everybody's dead Dave,!"

Even Kachanski?

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Everybody's dead Dave,!

Even Kachanski?"

Everybody Is dead Dave!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My favourite is the 3 minute opening monologue from “Dom Hemingway”

“Is my cock exquisite? Oh, cos I think it’s fucking exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso. The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium. It does not break. It does not weaken.

My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

If my cock could win a medal, it would.

My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly. Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.

Poems, plays. Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava… BSugar and spice and all things…”

https://youtu.be/ulcomXfMYmA

You should make that your profile text

Do you think I would get many takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.

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