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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seduce someone?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Seduce someone? "
i dind 10

Bottles of Lambrusco and a signed note saying their up for fun helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seduce someone? "

Hand written post note with 'me, you. Back of Lidls at midnight'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show him my predator

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

'Some birds attract a mate by showing off their architectural skills. Constructing nests before the female arrives is a way for males to claim territory and show the suitable nesting areas they can defend. They may also decorate the nest with pebbles, moss, flowers, or even litter to make it more eye-catching [...]'

That's birds, though. If you don't have time to build a nest, just place your penis on the table and challenge them to a duel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell the ‘backpacking across Western Europe story.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Some birds attract a mate by showing off their architectural skills. Constructing nests before the female arrives is a way for males to claim territory and show the suitable nesting areas they can defend. They may also decorate the nest with pebbles, moss, flowers, or even litter to make it more eye-catching [...]'

That's birds, though. If you don't have time to build a nest, just place your penis on the table and challenge them to a duel.

Or wave it at them shouting "on guard" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluttery eyelashes and pics of your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask a girl to smell your rag to see if it smells like cholorophome.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

You just put your lips together and blow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fluttery eyelashes and pics of your bum

have ya seen my bum Sparkles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fluttery eyelashes and pics of your bum

have ya seen my bum Sparkles?

Ooo I don't know! I may need a pic. Have you seen mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's birds, though. If you don't have time to build a nest, just place your penis on the table and challenge them to a duel.

I could be charmed by gifts of pretty pebbles and flowers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker

yeah that's what I was thinking and then maybe ask her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up

Or perhaps start with a chat up line like if coronavirus cannot take you out, can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass ashtray to the back of the head used to work but they banned smoking in pubs

In other words I dont know, I just talk them to sleep hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker

yeah that's what I was thinking and then maybe ask her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up

Or perhaps start with a chat up line like if coronavirus cannot take you out, can I?

That last line man

I am so stealing that. It's so wrong but I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker

yeah that's what I was thinking and then maybe ask her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up

Or perhaps start with a chat up line like if coronavirus cannot take you out, can I?

That last line man

I am so stealing that. It's so wrong but I love it

I've got it on my tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either my knife goes in you or I do??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask a girl to smell your rag to see if it smells like cholorophome.

chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You gotta create an atmosphere and lead the chat a certain way to tempt them into touching your pecker

yeah that's what I was thinking and then maybe ask her to sit on your lap and talk about the first thing that pops up

Or perhaps start with a chat up line like if coronavirus cannot take you out, can I?

That last line man

I am so stealing that. It's so wrong but I love it

I've got it on my tinder

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Seduce someone? "
Where we're from, it's a bag of chips and a bottle of cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not idea how to seduce anyone .... I just flash my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve not idea how to seduce anyone .... I just flash my boobs

Yep, that would work

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Flutter your blue eyes (other eye colours work too of course) and offer them a cuppa tea with biscuits/cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know... Playing shy and innocent works pretty well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass ashtray to the back of the head used to work but they banned smoking in pubs

In other words I dont know, I just talk them to sleep hahaha"

Ahh yes the good old days when all you needed was a glass ashtray or a heavy pint glass with a handle on it and boom laid.

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By *ockleshellWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You don't have to seduce anyone just be yourself. Act normal don't fake anything that your not.

If people tried to seduce me i would want them to be honest truthful and care.

Just be yourself Just saying xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve not idea how to seduce anyone .... I just flash my boobs

And every man in 400m radius comes running.

I wonder if I drop my trousers will have same effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve not idea how to seduce anyone .... I just flash my boobs

And every man in 400m radius comes running.

I wonder if I drop my trousers will have same effect

I'm not running after you

oh you meant women? Right got ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could just try being you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know... Playing shy and innocent works pretty well

Oh, your an

That would make me want to ravish you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chloroform usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas

Only commenting again to make NSA sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas "

Ooof I'll take you as legolas... No seduction needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just whap my tits out and hope for the best.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas

Only commenting again to make NSA sing

"there's a voice that keeps on calling me..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas

Only commenting again to make NSA sing

"there's a voice that keeps on calling me..."

Downtown the road is where I'll always be...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't have a clue, but whatever it is it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas "

Can you summon a hobbit? I’ve got a thing for hobbitses, the hairy toes make me swoon

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Chloroform and a hanky works every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speak in elvish and pretend I’m Legolas

Can you summon a hobbit? I’ve got a thing for hobbitses, the hairy toes make me swoon

I’ll see what Gandalf can conjure up for you

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