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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

About queffs, fanny farts, varts? Surely it's a natural part of good sex? It happens to me and sometimes it's funny, sometimes ignored. Or is it just the vanilla world that finds the noise of sex blush worthy?

After a convo with a friend I looked it up on the ever wonderful www and was shocked by the level of women's embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get really embarrassed if it happens.. I've been known to stop sex altogether if it happens...

Blame an ex for taking the piss when it happened and making me think it Was because I was slack..

Cali

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think its how we where brought up, its rude to trump its rude to burp ect. W are "supposed" to be embarressed by bodily noises. In all his life Jay had never farted in front of anyone until he met me. Me i just laugh if i make an undignified lady noise

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

It certainly ain't going to put me off mid-stroke.

Now, if *I* were to fart ... that's completely different!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It certainly ain't going to put me off mid-stroke.

Now, if *I* were to fart ... that's completely different!"

Well yes but arses smell worse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It certainly ain't going to put me off mid-stroke.

Now, if *I* were to fart ... that's completely different!

Well yes but arses smell worse lol "


"It certainly ain't going to put me off mid-stroke.

Now, if *I* were to fart ... that's completely different!"

Agree with this. Never put me off, probably the 1st time I experienced I was a bit shocked..

Certainly wouldn't take the piss out of the woman if it happened with a neq partner as mentioned above, it's all part of the experience.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get really embarrassed if it happens.. I've been known to stop sex altogether if it happens...

Blame an ex for taking the piss when it happened and making me think it Was because I was slack..

Cali "

According to www it's more about being tight and air not being able to escape whilst in the act x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get really embarrassed when it happens, that's why i don't do doggy with meets... because i don't like to feel i have a loose pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do find it embaressing when with people I'm only just getting to know.

Around 'friends' it's usually quite ok.

Guess the issue is more about how the other people will respond and that's why I get embaressed.

Problem I have with fanny farts is that you have no control over them. Bum farts you can hold in but not so around the front. At least I've never worked out how to!

And yes, after hard doggy position sex I do sound like I have a massive cavern in there!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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A certain gentleman I meet will say

Ah you make fromt hole so happy back hole blow you a kiss

said in a fake Chinese accent can kill any moment

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

It's only worth getting embarrassed if you are fanny farting and NOT having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About queffs, fanny farts, varts? Surely it's a natural part of good sex? It happens to me and sometimes it's funny, sometimes ignored. Or is it just the vanilla world that finds the noise of sex blush worthy?

After a convo with a friend I looked it up on the ever wonderful www and was shocked by the level of women's embarrassment "

Don't agree not part of good sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About queffs, fanny farts, varts? Surely it's a natural part of good sex? It happens to me and sometimes it's funny, sometimes ignored. Or is it just the vanilla world that finds the noise of sex blush worthy?

After a convo with a friend I looked it up on the ever wonderful www and was shocked by the level of women's embarrassment

Don't agree not part of good sex "

Well I like doggy with one guy I see and it only really happens then so maybe that bit was subjective lol x

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

my ex wife used to fanny fart before she came

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Because people take sex too seriously! It's not all as serious as those fake ass porn videos would have you believe!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dunno the iv been with a few girls who love a bit of humor in the mix. It just breaks that tension makes it feel more comfortable. One time me n this girl were messing about and when we were close to orgasm we would pull expressions of mr bean (stupid i know, but we were under the influance)there was alot play fighting but also alot of kissing etc etc. We both ended up cracking up getting floppy n going again just lasted ages n ages (littrally hours). i just find it fun. but for alot of girls its a deal breaker. but again it matters who ur with, i really liked her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because people take sex too seriously! It's not all as serious as those fake ass porn videos would have you believe!!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i dunno the iv been with a few girls who love a bit of humor in the mix. It just breaks that tension makes it feel more comfortable. One time me n this girl were messing about and when we were close to orgasm we would pull expressions of mr bean (stupid i know, but we were under the influance)there was alot play fighting but also alot of kissing etc etc. We both ended up cracking up getting floppy n going again just lasted ages n ages (littrally hours). i just find it fun. but for alot of girls its a deal breaker. but again it matters who ur with, i really liked her "

Awwwwww xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just dont shag doggy style then it dont happen lol

no idea why but its the only possition that makes me do it so by not doing that possition its cuts out the risk of it happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cuz first assumption is it came out the other end and u peg ur nose with a free hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was thinking last time this was mentioned, i had never done a fanny fart, then a few months ago i was being fucked doggy fashion and another man was taking pictures, then i did a big one and oh how i laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As with most of the women here it only happens when doing it doggy style, but I love that position so I just laugh it off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As with most of the women here it only happens when doing it doggy style, but I love that position so I just laugh it off x"

Exactly

Love the position & if I happens then we're both enjoying it I reckon. Certainly not something that would make me avoid that position.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As with most of the women here it only happens when doing it doggy style, but I love that position so I just laugh it off x

Exactly

Love the position & if I happens then we're both enjoying it I reckon. Certainly not something that would make me avoid that position."

If a guy I am with can't see it for what it is and if he dared make fun when in fact it's his fault he would get a telling off from me! Laughter in the bedroom or anywhere else u choose is a good thing IMHO x

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"my ex wife used to fanny fart before she came "

It makes a change from ringing the doorbell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As with most of the women here it only happens when doing it doggy style, but I love that position so I just laugh it off x

Exactly

Love the position & if I happens then we're both enjoying it I reckon. Certainly not something that would make me avoid that position.

If a guy I am with can't see it for what it is and if he dared make fun when in fact it's his fault he would get a telling off from me! Laughter in the bedroom or anywhere else u choose is a good thing IMHO x "

spot on x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"my ex wife used to fanny fart before she came

It makes a change from ringing the doorbell! "

OMFG.... you owe me a new keyboard... just squirted juice out of my nose all over it... got to be in the running for funniest post of the year!!!

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By *eon85Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"my ex wife used to fanny fart before she came

It makes a change from ringing the doorbell! "
this comment deserves a medal. Shame we can't favourite posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"my ex wife used to fanny fart before she came

It makes a change from ringing the doorbell! "

Class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my ex wife used to fanny fart before she came

It makes a change from ringing the doorbell! "

so funny!

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham


"my ex wife used to fanny fart before she came

It makes a change from ringing the doorbell! "

Choking with laughter ...brilliant!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Pppllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrp! 'Avon calling!'

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"my ex wife used to fanny fart before she came

It makes a change from ringing the doorbell!

Choking with laughter ...brilliant! "
that was so funny

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