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A tribute to local newspapers - fab style

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Here's my attempt to honour the kind of quality that graces the pages of our local rag, with a fab twist. Feel free to have a go yourselves!

I remember when it was 2019

When having a shag, no need for a screen

I'd walk down the street, flashing my arse

No police would say "You shall not pass"

Tits out Tuesday was on every week

Now it's six feet away to have a peek

Back in the days before this virus

Plenty cock would be slamming inside us

At home I stay, hearing the clock tick

Dreaming of sucking some tasty dick

Keeping safe, like Boris says

Frantically flicking my bean for days

When at last we can emerge

On boobs and willies I will gorge!

I thank you.

Mrs TMN x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

*round of applause*

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"*round of applause* "

Thanks! You should try one, it's therapeutic

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Fucking fantastic Mrs TMN, you've made me laugh a lot! x

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Fucking fantastic Mrs TMN, you've made me laugh a lot! x"

Thanks Meli! That was the idea

I must confess my inspiration comes from Angry people in local newspapers, who I follow on fb. Some properly dire poetry kicking about!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Isolation is bringing out the best in us all Mr.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Isolation is bringing out the best in us all Mr. "

Hya Twist My Nipples

I'm having some raspberry ripple

I'm looking at dicks

And perving some pics

And later I'll have a wee tipple

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Isolation is bringing out the best in us all Mr.

Hya Twist My Nipples

I'm having some raspberry ripple

I'm looking at dicks

And perving some pics

And later I'll have a wee tipple

"

Top work!

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