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"Can I just say" You have the best arse on this site | |||
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"You make my girlfriend/wife/partner look like shit." Prince Charming...right there | |||
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate" To be fair, you do have a nice cock. | |||
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"Throw a line in. Let’s incorporate them all. Hints towards the profile too (deffo gotta be a silhouette) I’ll start...... Hello, cheeky/trouble...." I’ll take an ice cube approach you Goodnightgirl and drop ice cube on the floor , then I’ll stand on it and say hi I’m Alan and I’ve just broken the ice between us .. ahahah 
Who’s says this can’t work in the virtual world
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate To be fair, you do have a nice cock." Thanks hun. Haha | |||
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate" This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown. | |||
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"Can I just say You have the best arse on this site" My face aint that bad either | |||
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"Can I just say You have the best arse on this site My face aint that bad either "That wasn't a part of the thread, I was just saying  | |||
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown. "It’s the mate bit... Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum | |||
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"Oh one I’ve got a few times “Omg I thought you were my cousin/ex/etc”. Erm. No. " "You look just like my sister/mother, that's so hot"  *block* | |||
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"Some of these are hilarious and so typical "Couldn’t agree more! I stay on here for comedy value sometimes... | |||
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"Can I just say You have the best arse on this site My face aint that bad either
That wasn't a part of the thread, I was just saying "Well thanks
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"Some of these are hilarious and so typical
Couldn’t agree more! I stay on here for comedy value sometimes... "And men often wonder why they've no luck here | |||
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.
It’s the mate bit...
Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum"An ex army mate said ‘fella’ is actually a bit of a put down, so tends to be a passive aggressive reply | |||
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"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. "  | |||
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"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. " Now that is the stuff of fantasy, right here  | |||
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.
It’s the mate bit...
Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum
An ex army mate said ‘fella’ is actually a bit of a put down, so tends to be a passive aggressive reply "Right, next time I get the message I’ll go with ‘pal’ | |||
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"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. "Is it only me that gets this shit? | |||
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.
It’s the mate bit...
Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum
An ex army mate said ‘fella’ is actually a bit of a put down, so tends to be a passive aggressive reply "Like when Texan’s say ‘bless your heart’? | |||
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"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? " I just go with...You want it | |||
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"Are you into filthy lads? I'm hard and ready to cum on cam for you. Ps I'm a heavy cummer" Ah but, can he eat pussy for hours | |||
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate This... since I’ve had my filters off to have fun on the forums through lockdown.
It’s the mate bit...
Do you reply and say cheers ‘geezer’ or pal, or fella, or chum
An ex army mate said ‘fella’ is actually a bit of a put down, so tends to be a passive aggressive reply
Right, next time I get the message I’ll go with ‘pal’"I get this alot too! I tend to go with a short "Ta" | |||
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"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? I just go with...You want it " | |||
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"Are you into filthy lads? I'm hard and ready to cum on cam for you. Ps I'm a heavy cummer Ah but, can he eat pussy for hours "I'll corrupt you baby. I bet you're really innocent. Ever had a threesome? | |||
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"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? " I talk about their profile and our common interests. | |||
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"Are you into filthy lads? I'm hard and ready to cum on cam for you. Ps I'm a heavy cummer Ah but, can he eat pussy for hours
I'll corrupt you baby. I bet you're really innocent. Ever had a threesome?"I'm new, can you show me the ropes | |||
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"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? " You’re hot, let me lick your pussy (Not really what I’d ever send, but I have had that sent to me, haha x) Viv xx | |||
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"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? " Most usually don’t | |||
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"So just out of curiosity how do you ladies start your opening messages? You’re hot, let me lick your pussy (Not really what I’d ever send, but I have had that sent to me, haha x) Viv xx" Yeah I've had "women" send me that. Or possibly even women, but my selection criteria has no gender bias. | |||
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"I tend to get "has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes?"" That bit is true though | |||
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"Hi stranger (when you've never spoken to them before)" Ahh that old chestnut. Along with the messages where people type the subject header “re:”... because obviously we will then assume we must have had previous conversations with that person. | |||
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"I'm married would you make an exception!!! Du really "Any variant of "I know you don't X, but..." | |||
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"Hi stranger (when you've never spoken to them before) Ahh that old chestnut. Along with the messages where people type the subject header “re:”... because obviously we will then assume we must have had previous conversations with that person. " Lol yes. Or "we spoke months ago". *Cue talk show host with lie detector test* The looking at your profile as a site supporter test has been conducted, and that is a lie. | |||
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"You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while "Oooh that's even creepier in person. | |||
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"You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while "Be careful entering the shower after that one | |||
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"I tend to get "has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes?" That bit is true though "Why thank you | |||
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"You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while "That does sound creepish | |||
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"OMG ’we spoke months ago’ reminds me of this couple that mailed me after 3 separate events going well we’re at xxxx on Saturday can you veri is’ (they had none) and I swear to allah they were not at any of them. " Yup. If I can't identify you I'm not verifying you! | |||
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"You dont know me, but I've been watching you for a while
Oooh that's even creepier in person."I'd make a hasty exit if someone said that to me in person | |||
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"Would really love to chat..." oh gosh! How awful. | |||
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"Not sure if it is the most cliche but my most common received is Nice cock mate" In fairness its true | |||
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"Just received: wow" There's some serious effort right there! | |||
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"Annette? / Amy? / Angela? / April? / Alison? My name doesn't begin with A genius. " Ooh Amanda you naughty girl, I know what you're up to and will tell all our friends. You're going to be so embarrassed! | |||
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"If you had this what would you think??? Hi ive just noticed your profile and think 1 you look very sexy from what I can see and 2 your profile is an interesting read would you like to chat?. Asking for a friend "Comes across as a generic copy / paste. Crash and burn there | |||
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"I am amazing at oral. I can make any woman cum/squirt. " I've had a few where they make it sound like I'll flood the room squirting given their amazing prowess | |||
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"I am amazing at oral. I can make any woman cum/squirt. " but I am and you know that so why post it on here grrrr now everyone will want to find out | |||
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"Can I ask your advice Best profile I've seen
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"Your mrs has great tits, would love to fuck her x From a charming man in a couple x" But she does have great tits and I would 
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"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda... As a single guy I hate trying to open a conversation with a first message. Coming off the forums is easy as you already shear a common ground with a thread but to message a girl or couple on the local search is very difficult you can read the profile work out if you have a common ground to start with but what to say to start the message is very difficult. What do you say that doesnt sound like a cut and paste message or just borring many of you lovely fabbers on the forums will have spoken to me I some way or form over the forums and will I hope know that I'm an ok ish kinda guy but it's so hard to not sound clique in an opening message. I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck. It's hard to be polite and not sound generic. Ok rant over people please discuss " | |||
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"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda... As a single guy I hate trying to open a conversation with a first message. Coming off the forums is easy as you already shear a common ground with a thread but to message a girl or couple on the local search is very difficult you can read the profile work out if you have a common ground to start with but what to say to start the message is very difficult. What do you say that doesnt sound like a cut and paste message or just borring many of you lovely fabbers on the forums will have spoken to me I some way or form over the forums and will I hope know that I'm an ok ish kinda guy but it's so hard to not sound clique in an opening message. I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck. It's hard to be polite and not sound generic. Ok rant over people please discuss " My first and main criteria is "can I tell you've read my profile?". It's a target rich environment of things to talk about. Take something and use it. | |||
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"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda... As a single guy I hate trying to open a conversation with a first message. Coming off the forums is easy as you already shear a common ground with a thread but to message a girl or couple on the local search is very difficult you can read the profile work out if you have a common ground to start with but what to say to start the message is very difficult. What do you say that doesnt sound like a cut and paste message or just borring many of you lovely fabbers on the forums will have spoken to me I some way or form over the forums and will I hope know that I'm an ok ish kinda guy but it's so hard to not sound clique in an opening message. I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck. It's hard to be polite and not sound generic. Ok rant over people please discuss " Generally speaking it's harder to message and connect with someone who doesn't use the forums as opposed to one who does and you're not the only one who experiences this difficulty. Try focusing on something about that person's profile and go from there perhaps? | |||
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"Nobody's mentioned the 'FAF' line yet. It's obviously only the smoothest guys who use that " | |||
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"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda... As a single guy I hate trying to open a conversation with a first message. Coming off the forums is easy as you already shear a common ground with a thread but to message a girl or couple on the local search is very difficult you can read the profile work out if you have a common ground to start with but what to say to start the message is very difficult. What do you say that doesnt sound like a cut and paste message or just borring many of you lovely fabbers on the forums will have spoken to me I some way or form over the forums and will I hope know that I'm an ok ish kinda guy but it's so hard to not sound clique in an opening message. I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck. It's hard to be polite and not sound generic. Ok rant over people please discuss " In truth there isn’t anything you can say. I’m of the opinion it’s better to save your time and effort and not bother messaging first. | |||
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"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda... As a single guy I hate trying to open a conversation with a first message. Coming off the forums is easy as you already shear a common ground with a thread but to message a girl or couple on the local search is very difficult you can read the profile work out if you have a common ground to start with but what to say to start the message is very difficult. What do you say that doesnt sound like a cut and paste message or just borring many of you lovely fabbers on the forums will have spoken to me I some way or form over the forums and will I hope know that I'm an ok ish kinda guy but it's so hard to not sound clique in an opening message. I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck. It's hard to be polite and not sound generic. Ok rant over people please discuss My first and main criteria is "can I tell you've read my profile?". It's a target rich environment of things to talk about. Take something and use it." Yes i agree with you yet even when doing that it can be very difficult and some profiles can be very difficult to be able to take something from to add to a message. It's not the case with all yet I'm sure alot of guys will agree it's very difficult to sound s none generic and stand out from the crowd even more so if you havnt got a cock the size of a babys arm holding an apple or a ripped body. I can show on the forums my personality and have made many lovely friends yet so open a message to a local woman couple is a whole other matter | |||
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"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me. "Usually written in a time that reads like a man has written it. How odd. | |||
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"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me.
Usually written in a time that reads like a man has written it. How odd."Tone | |||
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"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me. "Forgot about this one but yeah, another classic | |||
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"My husbands working away in a hotel near you, would you be interested in giving him a surprise from me. "Haha! Although I have genuinely helped with a surprise for a guy. His wife did set it up and he was totally surprised. Wasn’t expecting a lingerie clad lady to open the door and invite him in for a bukkake meet xx | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment "There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different. That challenge actually makes it fun | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment "Hi, I've noticed your profile. I like (specific examples). (Talk about what you think about something on their profile, not just pictures). I think we might have some things in common (discuss). (Maybe compliment a picture). It'd be lovely to hear from you, best of luck to you, and happy Fabbing. | |||
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"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda... As a single guy I hate trying to open a conversation with a first message. Coming off the forums is easy as you already shear a common ground with a thread but to message a girl or couple on the local search is very difficult you can read the profile work out if you have a common ground to start with but what to say to start the message is very difficult. What do you say that doesnt sound like a cut and paste message or just borring many of you lovely fabbers on the forums will have spoken to me I some way or form over the forums and will I hope know that I'm an ok ish kinda guy but it's so hard to not sound clique in an opening message. I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck. It's hard to be polite and not sound generic. Ok rant over people please discuss " For me it doesn't matter so much about the message content (aside from most things mentioned on this thread) it's more if you fit what I'm looking for re height, location etc I'll reply. I know it's difficult for guys but when you try too hard it comes over as needy. You can't win can you? How about 'Hi (name), I've looked at your profile and feel like we could get on. Feel free to check mine out and get back to me if you'd like to chat further' Short and sweet is better for me. Hope that helps | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun "True my friend, but some people might be genuine and get an instant rap across the knuckles... we’re all not blessed | |||
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"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. " Asda? Very specific | |||
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"Ok not a clique message now more a rant well kinda... As a single guy I hate trying to open a conversation with a first message. Coming off the forums is easy as you already shear a common ground with a thread but to message a girl or couple on the local search is very difficult you can read the profile work out if you have a common ground to start with but what to say to start the message is very difficult. What do you say that doesnt sound like a cut and paste message or just borring many of you lovely fabbers on the forums will have spoken to me I some way or form over the forums and will I hope know that I'm an ok ish kinda guy but it's so hard to not sound clique in an opening message. I dont think there is a magic formula to help but honestly I think unless you send a cringeworthy message like hey wanna meet tonight or wow your sexy wanna fuck. It's hard to be polite and not sound generic. Ok rant over people please discuss For me it doesn't matter so much about the message content (aside from most things mentioned on this thread) it's more if you fit what I'm looking for re height, location etc I'll reply. I know it's difficult for guys but when you try too hard it comes over as needy. You can't win can you? How about 'Hi (name), I've looked at your profile and feel like we could get on. Feel free to check mine out and get back to me if you'd like to chat further' Short and sweet is better for me. Hope that helps "as you say it's hard and sometimes feel like you cant win either way lol. I'm starting to think I should just stick to being the comedy act on the forums and just make friends I wont get laid but I might put a smile on peoples faces | |||
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"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. Asda? Very specific "They're always specific. This is a mashup of many messages in this ilk. | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment "Just be yourselves | |||
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"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. Asda? Very specific
They're always specific. This is a mashup of many messages in this ilk."This image will haunt me for days. And not in a good way. | |||
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"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. Asda? Very specific
They're always specific. This is a mashup of many messages in this ilk.
This image will haunt me for days. And not in a good way."You know how I feel, then | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun "I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first. I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh. If I get a reply great if not it is no loss. | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment "It is a tough old world right now x I have no words of wisdom. I am fickle and what catches my eye one day may not the next. What is standard is a light, friendly vibe. Oh and great pics don't hurt either. | |||
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"I'm taking you to Asda. You're going to go into the changing room and try something on. I'm going to burst in and rip your clothes off and fuck you hard oh baby oh baby just like that mmmm. Then you can walk through the shop with my cum dripping down your leg and your clothes ripped so everyone will know what a dirty dirty slut you are. Asda? Very specific
They're always specific. This is a mashup of many messages in this ilk.
This image will haunt me for days. And not in a good way.
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun
I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.
I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh.
If I get a reply great if not it is no loss. "It probably isn't. The difference is women in general don't have to seize the initiative if they don't want to. They can just sift through the junk that comes in to find that occasional nugget they find appealing to reply to. Not a complaint, it just is what it is. | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun
I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.
I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh.
If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.
It probably isn't. The difference is women in general don't have to seize the initiative if they don't want to. They can just sift through the junk that comes in to find that occasional nugget they find appealing to reply to.
Not a complaint, it just is what it is."I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female. So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people. | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is. " I did this once and the second message is like most starting messages | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is. I did this once and the second message is like most starting messages " Yep - message 2 - ‘how are you’? | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun
I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.
I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh.
If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.
It probably isn't. The difference is women in general don't have to seize the initiative if they don't want to. They can just sift through the junk that comes in to find that occasional nugget they find appealing to reply to.
Not a complaint, it just is what it is.
I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.
So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people."I never intended it as anything less | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? I always ignore these but maybe I should try giving them a chance and see what the question actually is. I did this once and the second message is like most starting messages Yep - message 2 - ‘how are you’?" Oh you had a polite one | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun
I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.
I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh.
If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.
It probably isn't. The difference is women in general don't have to seize the initiative if they don't want to. They can just sift through the junk that comes in to find that occasional nugget they find appealing to reply to.
Not a complaint, it just is what it is.
I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.
So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.
I never intended it as anything less "Perceived I mean! | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun
I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.
I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh.
If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.
It probably isn't. The difference is women in general don't have to seize the initiative if they don't want to. They can just sift through the junk that comes in to find that occasional nugget they find appealing to reply to.
Not a complaint, it just is what it is.
I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.
So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.
I never intended it as anything less
Perceived I mean! "Now that make more sense | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun
I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.
I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh.
If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.
It probably isn't. The difference is women in general don't have to seize the initiative if they don't want to. They can just sift through the junk that comes in to find that occasional nugget they find appealing to reply to.
Not a complaint, it just is what it is.
I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.
So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.
I never intended it as anything less
Perceived I mean!
Now that make more sense "Quick to correct my mistakes | |||
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"I feel we should flip this around and see what is actually exceptional as a genuine approach or ice breaker ... it’s a tough old world at the moment
There is no magic formula or one size fits all approach as everyone is different.
That challenge actually makes it fun
I think that there is an assumption that is easy for women to message first.
I message people first but I will ensure I have read their profile and have something relevant to say. Or I may just genuinely compliment a picture. Sometimes it is driven by a status update that has made me laugh.
If I get a reply great if not it is no loss.
It probably isn't. The difference is women in general don't have to seize the initiative if they don't want to. They can just sift through the junk that comes in to find that occasional nugget they find appealing to reply to.
Not a complaint, it just is what it is.
I guess I just feel that if you are not one to stand out from the crowd, and I include myself in this, that it is hard for us all whether male or female.
So my comment was more a way of trying to say some things that might help people.
I never intended it as anything less
Perceived I mean!
Now that make more sense
Quick to correct my mistakes "That's what most people say after they have messaged me | |||
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"My wife would love your cock.. " Haha insert 'black' before cock and I get this exact message quite often. I can almost imagine the sender knocking one out as he sends it. | |||
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"You make my girlfriend/wife/partner look like shit." I really don’t get why a guy would even message that. He defo got an instant block and delete | |||
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"You make my girlfriend/wife/partner look like shit. I really don’t get why a guy would even message that. He defo got an instant block and delete " Women are catty, jealous, in competition, and definitely don't have empathy for each other. (This is written in my sarcasm font) | |||
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"If you was having a drink and saw a tiny 1 inch man floating in ur glass wat wud u do "If you walked in on your relative wanking, would you help? | |||
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"I'm a professional, discretion needed, cant accommodate but I am single!!" Love this one!! | |||
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